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Fayetteville, NC question

Does anyone know if any/which clubs in Fayetteville, NC allow out-of-town dancers to dance only on the few busiest days after military paydays?

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Refinement to My Previous System

High everyone. Me again. I came up with a refinement to my previous system. As a reminder my previous system was: - Wake up early in the morning - piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the…

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Male grooming

So you're planning to visit a strip club known for extras, specifically BJs. How much personal grooming do you do? Choices: 1. Bald as a baby 2. Neatly trimmed to 1/4" or so 3. Full bush 4. Other I…

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OT: HBO's "True Detective"/Alexandra Daddario

I'll generally give just about any show on HBO a chance simply because they have produced so much amazing stuff. That said I wasn't blown away by the first two episodes except for about 15 minutes in when Alexandra Daddario,…

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Stripper License

Which strip club in Toronto/Mississauga does not require a license to work in ?

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Hairless vaginas are a public health hazard

The Brazilian wax has been on its way out for a while. But what may be its final death throe comes, according to the Atlantic Wire, in the form of unshaved mannequins on display at American Apparel. Feminists and women who…

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Use your TUSCL memes!

Yesterday, we saw the introduction of something that could grow into the next TUSCL meme. Perhaps this fine holiday morning would be a time to see how this new meme could play out.

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Special clothes for the club

Am I the only one who has a special set of clothes for the club? I wear a change of clothes for 2 reasons: 1. So I dont go home smelling like smoke 2. So I…

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Seattle's Original Sherman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEUBhe2jQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

This was my first trip here,...

This was my first trip here, and it's very much unlike any other club I've ever visited. It's almost like a southern country bar inside of a renovated barn, with a huge stage in…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

i've visited this club a few...

i've visited this club a few times in the last few months. all i can say it's been the best experience i've had at a stripclub in my life. girls are awesome and it's…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Back in town and the guys...

Back in town and the guys I work with wanted to go to Lace instead of the other club down the road so I went along with them. The place was pretty dead but we…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I have been to Harem last...

I have been to Harem last week. It was Friday night and the club was kind of full. Smoking is allowed in the club. The dancers are OK. But You may not find any Mexican or…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Wow this club has taken a...

Wow this club has taken a turn for the worse. It was never that great of a club, but the drinks were free and the dances were reasonably priced. Now. Drinks are $5…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Typical dive of a strip club...

Typical dive of a strip club from outside. Small stage where girls dance and strip. But the girls offer plenty of extras. Most girls are 6 to 7 in looks,but a few like Spice are…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wonderland is billed as an upscale...

Wonderland is billed as an upscale gentleman's club in Miami and occupies a size able corner spot in a somewhat shady area. When you get to Wonderland, you can either park in the lot they…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Stopped in on a recent trip...

Stopped in on a recent trip to Omaha. The Omaha clubs seem to be very restrictive and most locals cross the river to CB to one of a couple of clubs over there.…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

This club has always been an...

This club has always been an odd place. At every club there's a mix of girls who are okay and hot, but this club seems to have more of the 'okay' girls, and a few…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

This was my first time here...

This was my first time here and I wasn't sure of what to expect. Dancers were decent but nothing crazy. I stumbled upon a hot younger spanish girl and I was happy I did so.…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I've come around on Centerfolds. I...

I've come around on Centerfolds. I still think it's a dump, but now it's a dump that fascinates me. I do wish they'd fix the damn bathroom though. Visited a few weeks ago and caught…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

I keep going to this place....

I keep going to this place. The dancers in general are very friendly and smile most of the times. the private dances is a little bit expensive though, 30$ for a song. And to be honest,…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

This is the only real game...

This is the only real game in town, and I'm happy to announce that things have improved. The pasties are gone, they seem to allow proper (full contact) lap dances now (this may vary from…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Went together with my wife. The...

Went together with my wife. The dancers were not pushy but treated us very well. They stopped to chat us up and offer dances to both of us. It was very pleasant and I got…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is extremely convenient from...

This place is extremely convenient from the highway (I84), but there is only a billboard if you are southbound (exit 68). It's immediately off the highway (on the right, if you 're southbound) so don't…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Stopped and again while in town....

Stopped and again while in town. Seems they got rid of quite a few girls including the one I always see. But the quality of girls looks like it has gone up. Most of them…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped in to change things up...

Stopped in to change things up from the porthole pub. Instantly not impressed when I sat down at the bar a girl was getting offstage and walked over asking for a tip. Normally wouldn't have…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Hadn't been here in two months...

Hadn't been here in two months (even longer for a night shift). Sunday at 10pm it was still fairly empty. First dancer I saw on stage was very much to my liking; tall,…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is extremely overrated. ...

This place is extremely overrated. The dances are mostly air, and not to mention they also charge for parking as well as cover. If you're charging 10 dollars for dances there should at least…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This is from a visit back...

This is from a visit back in December (11th). The description of the place had been given before, so I'll skip that. The dancer quality a mixture, There were some there that had…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I've been a fan of brads...

I've been a fan of brads for a long time. This visit was a total disappointment. The girls were few and I would rate them at below average. The girls were uniformly skinny, I…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Your typical go go but with...

Your typical go go but with anything goes and hot Brazilian dancers in the mix. You just have to find the good looking ones Girls are very friendly and are not shy about coming up…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

The small remodel that they did...

The small remodel that they did makes the appearance of this club even more posh. The bartenders are also great and are very knowledgeable on their mixology. Had one recommend a new spirit that has…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Swung by again on my way...

Swung by again on my way through town. This has become my go-to club in the area. just a couple other customers in the club, so I gave all the dancers a trial…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time late last year and tried out both Friday and Saturday nights...It's a good club, albeit compact...I do like the three stage setup, combined with the dancer rotation…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I visited on a Sunday afternoon...

I visited on a Sunday afternoon and was able to watch a playoff game. The club has remodeled and has a lot of mirrors and 3 smaller stages now. It is a medium…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in Phoenix for the weekend...

Was in Phoenix for the weekend and decided to check out a couple of clubs that I'd never been to. Centerfolds, Great Alaska Bush Co, Bourbon St, and HiLiter. Visited Centerfolds Thursday night around 11:30…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

since becoming club 15 the place...

since becoming club 15 the place seems a lot cleaner. dancers the night I went were mostly pretty to look at, 1 or 2 were 8/10. drinks seemed fair plus they were going to have…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited BSC last tuesday when I...

Visited BSC last tuesday when I left work early. Got there around 2, and was surprised to see about 15 customers in the place. I sat in the middle so I could see all…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Sunday night after enjoying the next...

Sunday night after enjoying the next best thing after sex - Football playoffs! - I headed over to the Foxxy Lady. I had never been to this club as it is located on 79th…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

I decided to visit Scene after...

I decided to visit Scene after reading a few reviews while I was home for the holidays. I entered after paying the $10 cover and I saw a bar with about 10 dancers standing…

Xoticas

Laredo, Texas

This place is always fun. Showed...

This place is always fun. Showed up around 6 and got to enjoy the happy hour prices at the bar. $1.75 anything in the house, can't beat it. Well after a few drinks at the…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I'm very rarely in the Lawrence...

I'm very rarely in the Lawrence area - my last visit was over 10 years ago. The whole membership thing is still a pain but it's hard to resist cheap lap dances. Dancer quality was…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I'm very rarely in the Lawrence...

I'm very rarely in the Lawrence area - my last visit was over 10 years ago. The whole membership thing is still a pain but it's hard to resist cheap lap dances. Dancer quality was…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Xpose is a new club which...

Xpose is a new club which took over the failed Hotties club on Canyon Road. They completely gutted the old building and did a nice job remodeling both inside and outside. When you…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

This is just a bikini bar...

This is just a bikini bar like the other places in Grand Rapids. The girls are nice and for the most part easy to talk to. There have been a few times when…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

To enjoy the holiday I stopped...

To enjoy the holiday I stopped by the Harem to get a quick 2 for 20. I don't have any ATF's here because I have been cutting down on my strip clubbing. Plus, the talent…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So I rolled in in the...

So I rolled in in the later afternoon, and was able to partake in their Bottomless Wednesday deal. Seems like a pretty good deal if that's for you. For me, I'm not a huge fan…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Made the drive to Palace in...

Made the drive to Palace in the Pines based on the reviews here and everything is pretty much accurate. Started out in the front and had a few drinks. Bartender was pretty hot…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Arrived and paid cover which included...

Arrived and paid cover which included breakfast buffet. The bouncer was friendly but the hostess was very rude to me for no reason. The place was so packed I barely found a seat to sit…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I was visiting some family in...

I was visiting some family in town and decided to stop by on a Thursday night to see what this place was like. The place is fairly clean inside but not a big place…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

A very much standard peel region...

A very much standard peel region club. The dancers are HOT, did see all the mix there, they have flags of various countries hanging from above. Not bad, lovely girls, i found one of them…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went there with my boy on...

Went there with my boy on Jan 16 Thursday at about 5-530pm. Parked on the lot across the street as the club lot seemed to be full. There's an Ebony Inn restaurant next door not…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

this was my second time going...

this was my second time going to sugars, it was on a Saturday afternoon. in my opinion sugars is the best strip club in san antonio in terms of class, best looking dancers and just…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I frequent this club had been...

I frequent this club had been unable to stop by in a few months, they're going through an ownership change so there have been some changes some good some not, their VIP goes up in…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

So Friday comes around and I...

So Friday comes around and I was planning to hit up either BE LAX or Jet Strip for the lunch time afternoon. Called both clubs to see who was working, very few dancers at…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This is by far the hottest...

This is by far the hottest strip club in detroit city! We went there last week after a work related conference, and we didn t regret at all. The prices are ok in my…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped into Bogart's this Sunday...

I stopped into Bogart's this Sunday afternoon . I must say the talent sure does run from one extreme to the other sat this place. …

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Had been reading reviews about this...

Had been reading reviews about this club prior to going and decided to try it on my way to my hotel in Ponte Vedra. Had my girlfriend flying in the next evening 17 Friday so…

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store

San Diego, California

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store is...

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store is still open. A couple years back they got rid of the dancers but that was only for about 3 or 4 months. The dancers are back although there only…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

went to larrys club on a...

went to larrys club on a friday night. I was there for at least 4 hours. Parking can be had at a public garage across the street for $8 dollars for all night.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

As usual I was there on...

As usual I was there on a recent afternoon. I don't know if it is the holiday hangover, but there seems to be more dancers than in previous visits with a greater variety as…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Wife and I went to the...

Wife and I went to the Paper Moon - we had a great time! Highly recommend the VIP rooms, very pricey, but very fun. Touching allowed where not clothed, however she is allowed…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

I hadn't been here in a...

I hadn't been here in a long while, but I was between flights, so I took the drive. In NJ, the quality and abundance of nude clubs is limited, and this place beats other Jersey…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

It was awesome, big booty latinas...

It was awesome, big booty latinas ! There was this one brazilian exotic girl with curls in her hair she stood out from all the other girls ! Loved her , i forgot her name…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I have been to Deja Vu...

I have been to Deja Vu Showgirls a handful of times and have never been disappointed. The club itself is relatively upscale with two stages featuring dancers. I never got a seedy vibe…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Was in town for the Broncos...

Was in town for the Broncos game and went here afterwards. The were a lot of guys in the place. There were some cute girls working but not nearly enough of them for…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Kind of difficult to locate off...

Kind of difficult to locate off of the road. Navigation helps. It is in a strip center with many other businesses. Located in the back of the strip center. There were…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times over the years. It's not the best club in Erie but its worth the $10 to get in if your in the area. Stage is small, no pole, most…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time here, was pretty good....

First time here, was pretty good. Girls were all walking around topless (not my experience other times). About 7-10 girls working that on a Thursday after midnight on a slow night in Indy.…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Went for lunch on a Tuesday...

Went for lunch on a Tuesday because I had time for a long lunch. Burgers are tasty, drinks for lunch once in a while is good too. The waitress was fun.. Dancers looked good…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped by here a couple Mondays...

Stopped by here a couple Mondays ago. I planned on only having some drinks and staring at the eye candy. It was kind of slow, but it was a Monday evening after all. I had…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

Edinburgh on a business trip with...

Edinburgh on a business trip with time to kill before my flight home so paid the Western Bar a visit. Very small and intimate place. You go in and the bar is immediately…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is actually an average of...

This is actually an average of three mid-to-late afternoon midweek visits. Overall a pretty cheesy physical space, but clean enough. Lots of parking during the afternoon shifts. You won't have the club…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Decided to check out Treasures since...

Decided to check out Treasures since the agreement with the City. Have not been there for a year. Last time I was there place was dead. Arrived about 4 pm, door fee $5-6, don't remember…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I have been to the other...

I have been to the other places in Brooklyn several times, so I decided to try something new. I did not know what to expect, but was kind of disappointed. Everything was just kind of…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

As a long time Harry-O's visitor,...

As a long time Harry-O's visitor, it pains me to have to write this review. However, the place is going down hill and has been for quite some time. For those of us who go…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Still expensive to get in, $15...

Still expensive to get in, $15 on a fri. Water was around $5. A pretty good amount of variety in regards to race shape etc. Ten bucks to go into the vip/ private area.…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Have not been here in years....

Have not been here in years. Now I know why. I showed up on a Thursday at about 5:30. A few guys standing outside smoking. Hate this location - in the middle of nowhere. But I…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I was in Miami last black...

I was in Miami last black friday so that weekend i decided to pay a visit to this place wich iks located at north Miami, in the intersection of i95 and 858. cover charge was 20…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

i went to this club on...

i went to this club on a sunday night. this inside of the club was pretty clean even though there was not much going on. they had a stage setup in the middle with no…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Club number four on my weekend...

Club number four on my weekend Detroit SC trip. I knew going in that this place would be similar to the sister clubs H8 and Bogart's and possibly even a step down. I…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

We were in town for my...

We were in town for my boyfriend's birthday so we figured we'dp hit two clubs, one before dinner with the family and one after. After going to the Trophy club around 3 and being greeted…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This place has been a good...

This place has been a good go to for a fun night for a long time for me. While not the most amazing looking girls there, they do know how to dance. They…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I worked here for 2yrs and...

I worked here for 2yrs and built a great list of regular customers before I left. By far Saturdays are the busiest with golf outing guys and bachelor parties, but then again I've made $6k…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Visited the Manor on a Friday...

Visited the Manor on a Friday evening back in December. There were maybe 15 dancers or so and only a couple hot ones. They were all friendly enough and none too aggressive. Drinks are about…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue in the...

Back to the Blue in the new year. Blue is under some renovations. some of the walls are down to studs for some repairs and inside the bar area as well is under some construction. doesn't…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Well, I have said it before...

Well, I have said it before and I will say it once again "You can't go wrong with the clubs that begin with the letter "F" in Atlanta. Fannies and Follies are my faves…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Have gone to the Men's Club...

Have gone to the Men's Club for many years and went there frequently in the 1990's I just want to give some perspective on the current Men's Club versus the 1990's. I have kept going…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Visited CC for the first time...

Visited CC for the first time last weekend. Needless to say its a very nice club on the inside and the talent is pretty decent. Id say half the girls there are ratchets and…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Was in New York on business...

Was in New York on business and decided to check out this club on a holiday Monday afternoon I got a free admission pass from the guy on the corner of 8th and 45th, so…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I went to Larry Flynts on...

I went to Larry Flynts on a Saturday afternoon, the parking lot had several cars in it and was clean and looked secure. I went in and was surprised that there were…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

What a difference 4 1/2 years...

What a difference 4 1/2 years make. Finally returned to Bogarts. It appeared to of had some inside upgrades with the bar and dance platforms. The day time cover ($5) I remember…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Best place to visit in the...

Best place to visit in the Seattle area in my experience. More upscale neighborhood than the clubs in the downtown area (no worries about getting hit over the head in the parking lot). Lots of…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Well, this was the first strip...

Well, this was the first strip club I'd ever gone to when I turned 18, about 10 years ago now. I also frequented in college after getting a good drunk on in the downtown…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Hit this up after the football...

Hit this up after the football games sunday. Beers were $4 which isn't bad for a strip club. Wasn't that busy with patrons and 6-7 dancers working but only 2 worthy of a lap dance.…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Nice posh club inside, however most...

Nice posh club inside, however most girls here are pure business. The quality of dancers here is definitely better than what you will find at nearby clubs - Sam's and Deja Vu. However prices are…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Twas a cold winters evening and...

Twas a cold winters evening and not many people were out. The club had more girls than customers most of the time I was there. I think the physical description of the club…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Club is easy to find off...

Club is easy to find off of Rt. 50. ample parking. $5 cover and mixed drinks are around 5 bucks with beer around 4. good assortment of dancers. something for every taste. only one…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Let me Try this again! LOL!...

Let me Try this again! LOL! First off the the beer prices and mixed drink prices are amazing! Would return just to hang at the bar. The girls, with the exception of Parker and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

This is THE club to go...

This is THE club to go to in Detroit area. I used to frequent Flight Club, but these past few months I have been frequenting this club due to the increasing quality in the quality…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by on a Saturday night...

Stopped by on a Saturday night to check out the club/casino, or at least what used to have a casino. This place is strictly a mens club now. Mandatory valet parking along with the cover charge…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

I was in Clearwater on business...

I was in Clearwater on business the ride from the client to my hotel down hwy 19 I must have past 3 or 4 clubs I was free on Wed around 10:30 so I headed…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Hearing about the potential demise of...

Hearing about the potential demise of the Pink Pony, I decided to head down to the club for some well-deserved R and R. Like always, before even getting into the club, one has to pay…

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MLK Day - 2014

Today is the 28th year of observance of this type of floating Monday Holiday as established by the "Uniform Monday Holiday Act". The Holiday, honoring Martin Luther King Jr was 1st observed in 1986 after President Reagan signed it into…

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How often do you get your clothes custom/tailored?

Me myself, being at the height of 6'4" with a waist size of 32" and an inseam of 38" (81.28x96.52cm), I pretty much get all my clothes tailored except the casual tops (that is USUALLY polo shirts)...but then again I…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THOSE FORTY WHINERS ***

Seahawks to the SuperBowl, baby!

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Drinks are on me boys

You find yourselves at PP Cola,I'm buying.Alucard,I'll even fly you in,one way.

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OT:Chilli

So, I was supposed to have my chilli ready by the 49ers@Seahawks game kick-off but I didn't. It still needs to become a little more Chillified. It's getting there. Anybody make their own chilli? One of…

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Undecided

Little Debbie or Swiss Miss Whichever do you want, Discuss

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Dump cake

Has anyone ever tried them?

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The Age Old Debate

When it comes to strip clubs, would you rather spend more on beauty but receive less benefits, or spend the same or less on less beauty but with more benefits? This is obviously a question of relevance and those…

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Security Cameras

I am by no means a regular SC attendee, but on the occasion that I do go, I at least consider the possibility of buying a lapdance or two. The clubs I am referring to are Beansnappers, Sapphires Lounge and Stars…

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Alternative/burn phones and numbers

For those of you who do *not* use a burn phone, or a service such as Google Voice, to communicate with dancers, escorts, etc, why not? Is it just that you didn't know such things were available, or some other reason?

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Join me in an Epic Quest and Battles !

Friend, will you join me? Download Legends at War and add me! My friend ID is: 523 - 069 - 064. I'm GrapeDrank69 on this game...join me and our guild

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Negative Props?

Of course it was juice who received the most positive props (many his own) but I wonder who here on TUSCL has received the most negative ones? Hmmmmmm?

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Once you get past the pay...

Once you get past the pay booth, as you enter this place, you'll notice a bar to your right and a stage almost right next to you. On busy nights, there's always a gal dancing…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

In my research before going to...

In my research before going to Vegas I knew Treasures would be a stop for me on a bachelor party weekend. We called the club to pick us up because I’ve also found that the…

Chelsey

Madrid, Spain

As you walk up and down...

As you walk up and down Gran Via, there are not ladies on the sidewalks except in one area on a plaza off the Gran Via on Calle Montera - I think. But, at…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Got here on a Tuesday afternoon...

Got here on a Tuesday afternoon around 1 p.m. I was given a free pass by a dancer that I received a VIP dance from my previous visit. I gave the free pass to bouncer…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came here after a couple other...

Came here after a couple other clubs. We were in Vegas for my cousin's bachelor party. None of us had been to Treasures but we heard about it from a cab driver. We came…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Last hit of a 3 Strip...

Last hit of a 3 Strip Club Tour on E 8 Mile Road. Staff was very warm and welcoming, especially the front door bouncers and VIP/Dance Area bouncer. I arrived just before midnight to find…

Never forget. It is all about the MONEY

I am one of those guys that would rather come into a club and spend all my time with one or two of my favorite dancers than see a bunch of different girls each visit. I like when they run over to me when I walk in the door and seem happy to see me. I try to always treat them well and enjoy getting to know them and sharing what is going on in their lives and mine. I am typically drawn to someone in their late 20's - mid 30's who is friendly and easy to talk to. My favorites are attractive, but normally not one of the hottest girls in the club. Personality is more important to me…

Disney, Me, and OTC

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story. My supervisor gave me tickets to Disneyland the other day. Along with these tickets came free parking and front of the line passes. He had no want not need of the tickets. He asked me if I could use them and I was like, of course I could use them. On my way home from work I was figuring out just how I was going…

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The Last Boy Scout

I was cruising through the boob tube looking for boobies when I came across this movie. Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! Halle Berry is banging. I'd love to have her get me in VIP. Here's a clip…

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OT: Porn reality show idea

2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress. But the actress can turn down the guy who wins. He gets his $5 back, out of the actress's share of the money.…

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Soylent Green...?

A Vision of our Environmental & Ecological & Social Future? Who knows...? Just re-watched the film.

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Would you ever get a stripper a job where you work?

A current stripper friend of mine wants me to get her a job where I work. She wants a regular job and wants to still dance on the weekends she says. If i get her the job it doesn't mean…

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OT: Cool F15 dog fight over Kadena AFB, Okinawa, Japan or you can go read about

http://player.vimeo.com/video/40935850

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Perfect set up except...

I know two dancers very well. I have been to VIP with both of them separately numerous times. One with no kids broke up with her BF several months ago and moved in with the other and her BF. Also…

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Lonely Middle Aged Women

Okay, going deep here on TUSCL. I was basking in a warm after glow of a successful AMP visit contemplating how nice it is to have multiple options for fine female companionship. These options are available to me…

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Escorts way cheaper than the strip club

That is all I have to say. But I prefer the club, I like to put in a little work. Calling an escort normally just requires a call. But to have a really good time at the…

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How to make athentic souther purple drank aka Lean

For all you dumb muthafuckaz I'ma break it down illa" So today we're going to learn how to make authentic purple drank, lean, sizzurp. Lean is an fairly popular drink popularized in Houston, Texas. (Especially amongst DJ Screw fans). It is…

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Just how wet was that pussy.

I am bewildered by the wetness or dryness of pussy. Are some women just naturally wet from the get go and others have to be warmed up? I have touched some stripper pussy that was soaking wet at my touch…

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Codeine Cups

Purple, purple ,purple let's drunk up and stay trippa mane

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Ever regret giving a stripper your number?

I went to another club last weekend other than my regular Rick's cabaret here in town. and get dances from a stripper who I'd seen once before and she offered her number so I would know when she was working.…

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Drunk/High/Stoned Strippers

I always thought that drunk/stoned/high strippers would be more fun, or more into giving more for less, but instead I find them annoying, argumentative, and aggressive. What do you think?

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Fire your Gun on a Bus, Run into a Strip Club

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club

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Hung Like a Duck

Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle) But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's…

Japanese Confessions of an International Strip Club Monger

The old Beach Boys song “California Girls” comes to mind, although California girls are not my favorite, in that I have mongered in many states in the United States and more than a few countries. My most excursion was to Japan. This was my first trip to Tokyo and most likely my only trip. I won't bore you with the travel details, the long flight, the language barrier, or how nice the locals are. It is a hell of a long flight, the public transportation system in Tokyo is excellent but extremely condensed. The Tokyo travel culture does not understand “private space”. The locals are extremely polite but English is not their second language. If you go prepare yourself for…

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Unusual Stripper Names

Here are a few I've heard that I don't hear everyday: Chocolate Thunder Naughty Magic Hypnotic

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anyone else dislike $2 bills?

I am not a fan of how they always give me $2 bills at some clubs. Even if I ask them not to give them to me sometimes they'll say they have to. It's like they are trying…

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The Naked Bachelor

Do you bring your duck call or your goose call to the club?

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Best way to reject dancers I don't want dances from?

Guys like different types of girls, Some like big tits, some like big asses,some like blondes. I have heard of guys telling a girl asking for a dance no thanks, that he wants a blonde. And that's…

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Vomit

Some times before I get a dance from a 8,9 or 10 I get so nervous I vomit. Is this normal ?

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Ducks vs. Geese

Props to Papi for posting this article a couple months ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-only-interested-in-mans-bread,4761/ https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26306 My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so. But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when…

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Porn production moves to Vegas after condom law

Lee Roy Myers has everything you'd expect to find in the nation's porn capital in Southern California: sets of a classroom, hospital room, locker room and a bedroom, as well as a list of porn stars waiting to perform. But…

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There is no tomorrow.

Ever go to a strip club and party like there is no tomorrow. I did yesterday. I was supposed to be recuperating from surgery at this time so I went to the club yesterday to get my fill. I got…

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jokes

Did you hear about the gay guy that is on the patch? He is down to 4 butts a day. Did you hear about the gay sitcom? Leave it, its beaver What are the rules of gay poker? Queens are wild and straights…

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The Secret Life of a PL

In my local daily newspaper this morning was a front page headline about a former stripper who now owns seven drive-up bikini coffee stands. (They're plentiful here in the Puget Sound Region.) She's in jail now and she's…

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Two Girl Lap Dances

So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…

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Nudity

Of course we all expect that when we pay the money for a Champagne Room that the dancer will be totally nude, but how many of you remove clothing and how much when you're in private with a dancer?…

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0 for 5

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…

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Bag Boy James pics

Bag Boy James has pics of everything!. He had pics of his hot lady friends. He has pics of his humble home. He has pics of his mopeds. He has pics of his southern flags. He has a pic of…

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Urban vs. Rural - SCs And Life

It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun. For each one of them it…

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Hunch

Frankie was vanishingly small down there, no hope of filling Annette's cavernous love canal. Discuss.

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Phoenix Best Nude Strip Club?

I'm here again for the weekend. what you guys recommend in Phoenix for a full nude club. And with private rooms. Let me know and it's for tonight.

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Who's Next?

If you believe in the old saying about famous deaths comes in threes, the who is next? Today, actors from two iconic sitcoms passed away. Russell Johnson - The Professor from Gilligan's Island And Dave Madden - the agent on The Partridge Family Damn.…

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Blank_Space ?

What happen to this jolly gentleman ?

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Finding out if she does OTC

So I've recently hit it off with this stripper, there is mutual attraction, we are going to the movies tomorrow blah blah blah. She works at a air dance club, so I know extras aren't happening ITC, but I want…

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How do I change my profile name ?

Anyone?

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Nutin but Big Faces

When i club Gucci all I got is big faces ! I don't ask for change and I don't make change cuz all I toss is dem big Faces !

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I've seen the light!

My new religion is... http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/worship-kanye-west-in-yeezianity/ I've learned eternal truths like "you can make a lot of scratch and still be a fuckin' nutjob" and "don't matter how rich the bitch is you always gots ta get a prenup". I think Gucci_Mane should

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Which Juice alias would you be...

...if you could be a Juice alias IRL?

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bitmap image

When TUSCL lost all of our photos a short time ago one of my photos was a bitmap image. I used a scanner to get in onto my computer. Now I try to upload it again to "my photos", it…

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out da jail

I'm out day jail house and I've got my swollen on...I'm ready for some stripping clubbing

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i will mKe it rain 50'$

Soonish hustler!

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Ass holes

43 W Beaver St Jacksonville, Florida  32254  January 15, 2014  Thursday Evening  6-10 Dancers  Value Atmosphere  Overall I was in Jacksonville Florida on business. You know it's a wonderful thing to wake up in the morning and know not only are you going to get your dick sucked by a beautiful woman,…

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Bro Code

I was at a club once when a buddy of mine declared the Bro Code, I couldn't get dances from his babe and he wouldn't with mine. Since there were only two babes in the club I could only laugh,…

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I Hope That Y'all Are Happy

Love the way that Megyn Kelly goes after Democrats. Will she do the same when America needs the truth. When did Megyn Kelly get so tough?

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[OT] Sherlock holmes is *not* a sociopath

Just an interesting, to me, article. http://io9.com/5933869/stop-calling-sherlock-a-sociopath-thanks-a-psychologist

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Every woman: Life as a truck-stop stripper

Everyone knows what charming places strip clubs can be, but perhaps there is no club so charming as one in Moriarty, New Mexico—a truck stop with taxidermy and the bras of former employees on the walls, a few poles, a…

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ATF retiring

If your ATF was retiring would you do anything special or spend more then usual on the last time you see her?

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Favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi Artist

Here is a quick list of my favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi artists- 1. Larry Elmore(Of TSR fame) 2. Boris Vallego 3. Brom(Also if TSR fame & beyond) Honorable mentions go to HR Geiger & Hieronymus Bosch.

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Extras in Charlotte

Fellas, I'm in Charlotte for the night and looking for the best club for extras. Help a brotha out?

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Your first fave?

This question is mainly for the oldsters. I was going to say with 40+ years of clubbing, then figured that might be sc and myself. So let's say over 15 years. When you first started clubbing, how long was it before…

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For the LA members - bustiest club?

I'm a definitely a boob guy when it comes to my strip club enjoyment. Real is best but well done enhanced also gets the job done for me. Anyone have any suggestions about where the most well endowed…

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Define "regular".

The article on being a regular made me wonder what you mean when (and if) you call yourself a regular. Do you use the strict definition of the word, i.e. once per year would meet the definition, or something…

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Boobies

Do you ever think we will see a dancer with a single or double mastectomy? What would you think about that?

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If you always wanted a giant bronze middle finger statue, you lost your chance

It appears that Alan Markovitz's bronze middle finger statue sold on eBay. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/01/middle-finger_statue_erected_b.html

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Do you have Pets?

Other than special dancers LOL I have two mixed breed 10 yr old cats. A Gray male named Elmo & a Black female named Mary. They are two wonderful cats. I don't like dogs. Cats are easier to take care of…

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Devil Baby Attack

quite funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg

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Stripper shows up for court appearance drunk. With her baby. On the wrong date

EDWARDSVILLE — Deputies arrested a 19-year-old mother Friday on a charge of unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor after she allegedly brought her baby to the Madison County Criminal Justice Center while under the influence. Charged was Terisha B. Wallace,…

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Cell phone movie texter who refused to stop fatally shot by ex cop

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/13/justice/florida-movie-theater-shooting/ Solution: Ban all texting in movie theaters after the previews start. Ban all people who keep talking during movies. If the ban doesn't work, legalize shooting these people after you give them a warning to leave, shut up…

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OT: A-Rod: Money he's made—and is likely spending

[Check out his career earnings listed in the article – unfreakin-believable – use link at bottom of article to view his career earnings] Alex Rodriguez is not going away. Neither are his legal bills. Lawyers for the New York Yankees third baseman…

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OT: Your tax dollars overpay for this (Shhhhh!)

Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday. The report by the…

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OT: Quantitative Easing ?

There seem to be some financially educated folks on this board – do you have an opinion w.r.t. the Fed's QE? a) still necessary? b) was necessary but no more? c) was never necessary or a good thing? d) any other comments – it's…

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Building the iTunes of porn

[So it the title for the following article. I guess the porn producers are trying to get creative w.r.t. making a profit] Porn, goes the legend, is a technological bellwether. It was a chief reason the consumer world adopted VHS…

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BAN ALL COPS!

This DESTRUCTION must END now! NO government representative should have weapons! --- WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (AP) — A judge has ordered that a 71-year-old retired police officer be held without bond on a charge that he shot a man dead in…

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Milford {CT} Man Accused of Stalking Stripper.

Police have arrested a Milford man accused of stalking a stripper and trying to follow her home from her place of work early Sunday morning. According to police, 40-year-old Angel Rivera of Ridge Street in Milford exposed himself to a female…

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Best way to resolve the Syrian crisis.

Send them Iraqis in to shoot them up! Oh no, wait - the government is all good (according to Alucard) - never mind. Just kidding Joker (Re https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27284)

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NM Shooting!

More school gunfire. Students injured in NM. Repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate and destroy all civilian possessed guns and guns from retailers that sell them without proper precautions, PARTICULARLY gun shows. Outlaw the National Rifle Association

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Kidnapped Orlando Stripper Rescued in Miami Springs Hotel

Demetrick Cooks told the stripper she might as well get into the car because he planned on following her wherever she went. A week earlier, on New Year's Day, he had gone to the Central Florida bar where she worked,…

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How to Discern if a Review has been Propped

There's been confusion about this ever since the system began, roughly two years ago. I finally noticed, because my most recent review was propped by another Seattle area member, who also happened to write a review of the same…

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Atlanta Strip Club DJ Shot Outside Home

DJ Nando, a popular Atlanta strip club DJ, is dead after being shot in the head outside of his home in Morrow, GA. DJ Nando, whose real name is William Fernando Barnes, was most likely returning home from a show…

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Ideas for ending the American Reccession

I have a couple thoughts on how Americans can end their big recession. 1. Stop giving monetary aid to non-democractic countries, ie Egypt 2.Raise tarrifs for crap coming from countries with shitty human rights. ie China 3.Lower the price of gas at least…

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How many pay for VIP membership?

Seems a small price if you're blowing a lot on clubbing.

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Two women arrested after allegedly stealing car and wallet from man they met at

krystal.jpg From left, in photos provided by Springfield police: Krystal McDonald and Joyce Ingram SPRINGFIELD -- Police said they arrested two Springfield women early Monday who allegedly stole a car and wallet from a 35-year-old New Hampshire man…

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Easy Like Sunday Morning

We have had a number of threads lately about God, and religion, and a higher power. Here's a church I could attend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysvLBJQ1iQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Stripping

Does anyone know of a good club in Jacksonville, Fla that is hiring dancers?

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Monkey man won't be trying this stunt again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeFyHlh5xiU It all went south after he fell out of the tree. Ewwww that's gotta hurt.

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superbowl

What are good clubs, that are by the field