Flood the country with SCs offering cheap extras – after some good BBBJs; they won’t be much in the mood for fighting and will rather spend their time in the SC.
Fuck Papi...we could solve the whole Mideast conflict by convincing all the Muslims that booze and strip clubs were cool. Once they've bought in just say "dudes, we'll build you a bunch a clubs and give you free beer, just give up this jihad nonsense". Way cheaper than fighting a war. And if they break the treaty... No more hookers and booze!
(Ok, I know that wouldn't work...but if it did it be movin' to Saudi Arabia my friends!)
Hard to save people from their own stupidity. You see some guy on the news, rushing his 8-year-old kid to the hospital, and your heart goes out. But, WHAT THE FUCK was this dipshit thinking 9 YEARS AGO WHEN he had this kid. Apparently he thought the Assad family running things was kinda OK back then.
I've said it before but I'll say it again. Import my Latino people into the Middle East. We'll take all the jobs. They'll complain left and right. Fuck a falafel. Fuck schwarma. We'll take over.
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(Ok, I know that wouldn't work...but if it did it be movin' to Saudi Arabia my friends!)