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Best way to resolve the Syrian crisis.

Jan 14, 2014, 12:41 PM
Avatar for deogol
deogol
Michigan

Send them Iraqis in to shoot them up!

Oh no, wait - the government is all good (according to Alucard) - never mind.

Just kidding Joker (Re tuscl.net)

comments (14)

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

The best way to solve this problem is to have alturds moderate the negotiations. He can talk some sense into everyone and solve it without guns

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Papi_Chulo

Flood the country with SCs offering cheap extras – after some good BBBJs; they won’t be much in the mood for fighting and will rather spend their time in the SC.

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zipman68

Fuck Papi...we could solve the whole Mideast conflict by convincing all the Muslims that booze and strip clubs were cool. Once they've bought in just say "dudes, we'll build you a bunch a clubs and give you free beer, just give up this jihad nonsense". Way cheaper than fighting a war. And if they break the treaty... No more hookers and booze!

(Ok, I know that wouldn't work...but if it did it be movin' to Saudi Arabia my friends!)

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ilbbaicnl

Hard to save people from their own stupidity. You see some guy on the news, rushing his 8-year-old kid to the hospital, and your heart goes out. But, WHAT THE FUCK was this dipshit thinking 9 YEARS AGO WHEN he had this kid. Apparently he thought the Assad family running things was kinda OK back then.

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Alucard

Use deogol as a subhuman sacrifice.

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crazyjoe

Moron^^^

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georgmicrodong

And you comain about people attacking you. At least most people here just call you names; they don't wish you dead by violence.

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Dougster

^^^ that's just the kind of hypocritical psycho that alutard is

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SlickSpic

I've said it before but I'll say it again. Import my Latino people into the Middle East. We'll take all the jobs. They'll complain left and right. Fuck a falafel. Fuck schwarma. We'll take over.

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crazyjoe

Lol slick

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Alucard

You can't recognize sarcasm gmd?

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georgmicrodong

Apparently better than you can.

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tumblingdice

Tard,is it the world or is it you?

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goodsouthernboy

lol slick!

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