Ducks vs. Geese
TheNakedBachelor
Props to Papi for posting this article a couple months ago:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-o…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so.
But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when you feed them bread and quietly leave for other parts of the pond when the bread runs out. No, friends, some of these girls are GEESE! That's right. If you run out of bread they will honk, and peck, and put up all sorts of a fuss to DRIVE you AWAY from the pond! (And these are girls whom I haven't seen all night).
Now I'm no cheap-skate. Stage tips are always $5-10. I buy a lot of 15 minute specials. I buy my buddies and their girls table dances. They in turn take the girl in the back. I usually blow around $200. Most of the ducks like to see me come in. But when it's time to go...some of them turn into GEESE!
"I'd love to, but I just gave my last $3 to xxxDancer"
(Probably shouldn't have mentioned the other dancer)
"Well if you're BROKE just LEAVE!"
"I just spent my last $5"
"You're an ass-hole"
(Yep, after spending $$$ on my friend and his gf at his welcome home from the service party).
I need to review my local clubs. I think I'm going to include a "Duck-to-Geese" ratio in there somewhere. Anyone have any stories to share about the geese?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-o…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so.
But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when you feed them bread and quietly leave for other parts of the pond when the bread runs out. No, friends, some of these girls are GEESE! That's right. If you run out of bread they will honk, and peck, and put up all sorts of a fuss to DRIVE you AWAY from the pond! (And these are girls whom I haven't seen all night).
Now I'm no cheap-skate. Stage tips are always $5-10. I buy a lot of 15 minute specials. I buy my buddies and their girls table dances. They in turn take the girl in the back. I usually blow around $200. Most of the ducks like to see me come in. But when it's time to go...some of them turn into GEESE!
"I'd love to, but I just gave my last $3 to xxxDancer"
(Probably shouldn't have mentioned the other dancer)
"Well if you're BROKE just LEAVE!"
"I just spent my last $5"
"You're an ass-hole"
(Yep, after spending $$$ on my friend and his gf at his welcome home from the service party).
I need to review my local clubs. I think I'm going to include a "Duck-to-Geese" ratio in there somewhere. Anyone have any stories to share about the geese?
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Can't tip 'em all, so I sit just outside the action with a cold one and hit the stage for my faves. Double-tip is an invite to come see me & I'll spend some $$$ on her in the back. I need to tweek my system though. Only works 35% of the time.
A: A little off center.
Geese (the Canada Goose variety) are rats of the air. I blast 'em out of the air with my shotgun whenever I get the chance at my farm, as do all the farmers in my area.
@farmer - Thanks, pal. That's why they fly south and s*** all over our waterfronts. Rats-of-the-air is about right!