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0 for 5

Jan 17, 2014, 2:36 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch.

Well, halfway through January I have to report that I am 0 for 5. But the fault is not with me. The blame belongs to:

  1. Hot strippers
  2. Cold beer

I am sure I could do much better if these two factors were removed.

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tumblingdice

Jack, this is easy-breezy.Every time you near a hot dancer think of Alutards profile pic of him in his scrubs.That should do it.

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SlickSpic

Mr. Brightside says look at it like this-You're 5 for 5 at getting extras.

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motorhead

Try this. Next time you go, leave your wallet in your car. Then report back your results.

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shadowcat

The solution is easy. Stop making New Year resolutions. :)

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ATACdawg

Jack, there are all kinda of things that you can easily give up to support your SC habits. Food (except in the strip club), beer (except in the SC), gas for your car (except to travel to the strip club), clothing, which you won't need during extras in the SC). These are only a few of the things that could be done!

Happy to have helped ;-D

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sofaking87

As long as you're having a good time, the rest doesn't matter does it?

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crazyjoe

Keep up the good work jack.

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georgmicrodong

My New Year resolution "keep" ratio is infinite.

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Alucard

Get rid of the beer. :)

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Papi_Chulo

All diets fail

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crazyjoe

ALTURD needs boiler maker

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