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0 for 5

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch.

Well, halfway through January I have to report that I am 0 for 5. But the fault is not with me. The blame belongs to:

1. Hot strippers
2. Cold beer

I am sure I could do much better if these two factors were removed.

11 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Jack, this is easy-breezy.Every time you near a hot dancer think of Alutards profile pic of him in his scrubs.That should do it.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Mr. Brightside says look at it like this-You're 5 for 5 at getting extras.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    Try this. Next time you go, leave your wallet in your car. Then report back your results.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    The solution is easy. Stop making New Year resolutions. :)
  • ATACdawg
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    11 years ago
    Jack, there are all kinda of things that you can easily give up to support your SC habits. Food (except in the strip club), beer (except in the SC), gas for your car (except to travel to the strip club), clothing, which you won't need during extras in the SC). These are only a few of the things that could be done!

    Happy to have helped ;-D
  • sofaking87
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    11 years ago
    As long as you're having a good time, the rest doesn't matter does it?
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Keep up the good work jack.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    My New Year resolution "keep" ratio is infinite.
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    Get rid of the beer. :)
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    All diets fail
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    ALTURD needs boiler maker
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