Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch.
Well, halfway through January I have to report that I am 0 for 5. But the fault is not with me. The blame belongs to:
- Hot strippers
- Cold beer
I am sure I could do much better if these two factors were removed.


Jack, this is easy-breezy.Every time you near a hot dancer think of Alutards profile pic of him in his scrubs.That should do it.