Did you hear about the gay guy that is on the patch?
He is down to 4 butts a day.
Did you hear about the gay sitcom?
Leave it, its beaver
What are the rules of gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don't count.
Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.
How can you tell if your watching a gay western?
All the good guys are hung.
Did you hear about the gay picnic?
All the hot dogs tasted like shit.
Did you hear about the gay church service?
Only half the congregation are kneeling.
Two gay guys and two lesbians raced from New York to L.A. Who won, the guys or the girls?
The girls. They went lickety split while the guys were still in New York packing their shit.
The girls also did 69 all the way.
Have a great Friday everyone
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Lol! On a serious note, did you know there is a new drug that cures aids? It's called Trinoassitol
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What is the surgery called for a woman having a sex change to a man? An addadicktome
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What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
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How do you confuse an Irishman?
Put him in a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.
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President Obama walks into Burger King and says to the cashier "Can I have two whoppers please", to which the cashier says "the moon is made of cheese and you are a great president"
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Why did God invent whiskey?
To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Q: What does a lesbian bring to a second date?
A: a U-Haul.
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