Wonderland is billed as an upscale...

Wonderland is billed as an upscale gentleman's club in Miami and occupies a size able corner spot in a somewhat shady area. When you get to Wonderland, you can either park in the lot they provide which costs $10-15 or find a spot on the street nearby which can be iffy depending on the time of night. When you get to the door you are greeted by a bouncer before ever stepping inside and you will be asked to pay cover between $20-$30. Usually cover is $30 but you can haggle it down to $20 if you push hard enough or go there frequently enough. My review is based on my last visit which was a Saturday night where I paid $20 at the door with some friends and the girls we were with got in for free. Make sure to come with cash already because their ATM fees can range anywhere from $10 to $20 per transaction. Did I mention this place isn't cheap? *pro tip* if you forgot cash, there is an ATM in the gas station across the street that only charges $4 for the withdrawal.

When you get inside the club has a very clean and plush feel to it, very dark furnishings with two levels to the whole facility. You walk in to the top part where there are two stages, a bar, along with nice standard strip club chairs. The top section feels sort of small but there is also a downstairs selection with a huge main stage (3 poles) and plenty of seats. The downstairs only opens if the club is packed and they need it so don't expect full access whenever you go. Back to the club itself, it's really nice and you never feel like you are in a seedy spot. Everything feels very upscale and they definitely accomplished the "gentlemans" club feel when decorating and designing the club. Even the bathrooms are spotless and are nicer than some high end restaurants that I've been to in Miami. The lap dance room is also amazing with private booths with plush red couches in each area with red velvet curtains. However, the curtains never close and the girls get in trouble if they get carried away and try to close them so your private dances are really never that private. Also, the person managing that area will walk by occasionally and peek in to make sure nothing "unsanctioned" is taking place.

Onto the girls...the girls here are by far the most attractive strippers I've seen. I've been to every club in Miami including Scarlett's and these girls are always consistently a 7 and up. Most of them are either Russian or Hispanic and ALL of their bodies will make your jaw drop. The club definitely exercises quality control when choosing their dancers. All of them are very friendly and will charge $30 for a private dance. Be warned, when you buy a dance they will not stop at one song and it is up to you to decide when to get up. It's very easy to lose track when songs are being mixed by a DJ and you have been drinking. Many times I've walked out and had to cough up $90 without realizing it. In this sense they hustle you.