Hunch

28 comments

• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Truth^^^
• jabthehut

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  11 years ago

  Frankie was vanishingly small down there; no hope of filling Hibachi's cavernous love canal.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  "Progressive thinking" sure gets low brow with this guy
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Like a toothpick in a gayrage.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  They were virgins. She never had the chance to find out.
  
  Sex wasn't invented until the late 70's
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Beach Blanket 3-4-1
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  this was a useless thread
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I've grown to appreciate ilbbaicnl's posts. I'll translate...
  
  I thank dat Frankie ant gots know dickh. I fukked Annette an da bitch toll me dat shiit. Bitch laffed at his tiny dickh so he slappd da bitch. But he culd knot hitt hard an she kickhed da wimpy asswhole Frankie in da nitz and he passd out.
  
  When da asswhole woke up he sayz he post on TUSCL az Txtittyfag.
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  I think frankie needs to get his lady some BBC!
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I thought all Italian men were supposed to be hung like stallions
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I think Motor's right. If you were born before 1973, your real dad was a toilet seat.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  Who???
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Isnt ibby hung like a stalion?
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Ibby is an Italian stalion
• ime

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  11 years ago

  I'm guessing hung more like a gelding. Isn't ilbbaicnl a chick?
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  All Italian guys are hung like a stallion. In Frankie's case, unfortunately, it's a merry-go-round stallion.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  You know I dig your off the wall antics ilbbaicnl but can I ask a semi-serious question?
  
  What was the motivation for asking about Frankie and Annette? Don't get me wrong, it was a coo-el topic. But a bit off the wall, even for you.
  
  Keep up the good work and keep likin' dem big butts ilbbaicnl!
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I don't know. Somehow we got to talking about who was knocking boots on Gilligan's Island. To me, Gilligan's Island and the Frankie and Annette Beach Movies have the same world outlook.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I bet Annette had an extremely hairy bush.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Maybe Annette used as much hairspray on her bush as on her head. Her bush hair helmet kept here sweet and virginal.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Oh, but her tits....mmm, mmm good
  
  Sweet child o' mine
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I think you gotta see boobs nude before you know how many ms to put in the mmm... . Jayne Mansfield is an example, her nude boobs were pretty meh after my years of fantasizing what they would look like.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  I'm probably gonna catch hell for this one, but Jayne Mansfield was "meh" overall for me. Her daughter, Jayne Marie Mansfield, on the other hand.
  
  Ummm, I'll be back in a bit...
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I'll take her younger half-sister Mariska
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  ibbi, I will grant you that.
  
  Often times food doesn't taste nearly as good as the outer packaging shows it to be.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  A bush hair helmet chastity belt!
  
  I love it! I wonder if this is a thread that will generate a TUSCL meme as long lived as the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay?
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Oh, and regarding the Mansfield daughters...
  
  Not to shabby:
  
  Mariska Hargitay - Boobpedia - Encyclopedia of big boobs
  www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Mariska_Hargitay
  
  
  Jayne Marie Mansfield Playmate daughter updates on Playboy Blog
  www.playboyblog.com/playboy-special-feat…
  
  Weeeee-yaaaaww!
  
  But where's the bush? C'mon Jayne Marie...those were 70s photos. Spread those legs and show us whether you hairsprayed that bush!