Hunch

Truth^^^

Frankie was vanishingly small down there; no hope of filling Hibachi's cavernous love canal.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

"Progressive thinking" sure gets low brow with this guy

Like a toothpick in a gayrage.

They were virgins. She never had the chance to find out.

Sex wasn't invented until the late 70's

Beach Blanket 3-4-1

this was a useless thread

I've grown to appreciate ilbbaicnl's posts. I'll translate...

I thank dat Frankie ant gots know dickh. I fukked Annette an da bitch toll me dat shiit. Bitch laffed at his tiny dickh so he slappd da bitch. But he culd knot hitt hard an she kickhed da wimpy asswhole Frankie in da nitz and he passd out.

When da asswhole woke up he sayz he post on TUSCL az Txtittyfag.

I think frankie needs to get his lady some BBC!

I thought all Italian men were supposed to be hung like stallions

I think Motor's right. If you were born before 1973, your real dad was a toilet seat.

Who???

Isnt ibby hung like a stalion?

Ibby is an Italian stalion

I'm guessing hung more like a gelding. Isn't ilbbaicnl a chick?

All Italian guys are hung like a stallion. In Frankie's case, unfortunately, it's a merry-go-round stallion.

You know I dig your off the wall antics ilbbaicnl but can I ask a semi-serious question?

What was the motivation for asking about Frankie and Annette? Don't get me wrong, it was a coo-el topic. But a bit off the wall, even for you.

Keep up the good work and keep likin' dem big butts ilbbaicnl!

I don't know. Somehow we got to talking about who was knocking boots on Gilligan's Island. To me, Gilligan's Island and the Frankie and Annette Beach Movies have the same world outlook.

I bet Annette had an extremely hairy bush.

Maybe Annette used as much hairspray on her bush as on her head. Her bush hair helmet kept here sweet and virginal.

Oh, but her tits....mmm, mmm good

Sweet child o' mine

I think you gotta see boobs nude before you know how many ms to put in the mmm... . Jayne Mansfield is an example, her nude boobs were pretty meh after my years of fantasizing what they would look like.

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this one, but Jayne Mansfield was "meh" overall for me. Her daughter, Jayne Marie Mansfield, on the other hand.

Ummm, I'll be back in a bit...

I'll take her younger half-sister Mariska

ibbi, I will grant you that.

Often times food doesn't taste nearly as good as the outer packaging shows it to be.

A bush hair helmet chastity belt!

I love it! I wonder if this is a thread that will generate a TUSCL meme as long lived as the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay?

Oh, and regarding the Mansfield daughters...

Not to shabby:

Mariska Hargitay - Boobpedia - Encyclopedia of big boobs
boobpedia.com

Jayne Marie Mansfield Playmate daughter updates on Playboy Blog
playboyblog.com

Weeeee-yaaaaww!

But where's the bush? C'mon Jayne Marie...those were 70s photos. Spread those legs and show us whether you hairsprayed that bush!