OT: Porn reality show idea

"2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress"

I like the idea.

But don't like the next part about her turning it down. To make it more interesting, there needs to be more of a penalty than $5

^^^I agree, what's the point of the lottery if she is just gonna wait to find the one she likes the most. Might as well just have them line up.

Having a big penalty would increase the chances she'd end up not fucking any of them.

How bout she fucks all 2,000 of them and the one she like best gets his $5 back?

How about hosting a game show for hot chicks? I would call it, "Who Wants To Suck My Dick?"

Let's see, if it was set up that 2,000 guys paid $5 and there is a pot of $10,000....

She gets $5,000 to do the winner. She can refuse, but her cut drops to $2,500 and the winner she refused gets the other $2,500.

Redraw and if she refuses him, her cut drops to $1,250 and this winner gets the other $1,250.

A third draw and refusal results in her getting nothing and the 3rd guy getting the remaining $1,250.

Who would the sponsors be?Trojan,Astroglide,KFC?

"Having a big penalty would increase the chances she'd end up not fucking any of them"

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No. Having a big penalty would force her to fuck someone she isn't attracted to. I like Rick's idea.

The female needs to be severely penalized if she chooses not to fuck the winner of the lottery. The game makes no sense if she can turn anyone down and just lose $5

I'd put in $5 USD for that!

Well, the big penalty could make a show akin to some of the -- shall I say -- more "special" porn sites that pair girls up with guys that are kind of...well...disgusting. I did a little googling, and came across "The Minion" -- a fat hairy dude that apparently eats while he fucks. Mind you I HAVE NOT WATCHED ANY OF THESE VIDEOS. However, you should read the review:

www.porninspector.com/reviews/review/the… -- excerpts below...

The content inside is just completely explicit and gonzo. This site spares no expense on gross out factor. You can see him doing everything from picking his nose to smearing food all over his hairy body while he fucks these chicks. It's definitely a one of a kind site and if you're not repulsed, you just may get turned on!

The site is definitely weird, extreme, and entertaining. If you like extreme gonzo sex or just the completely kinky, you're gonna find this one to be fun. The Minion is a completely disgusting slob of a man, but he's got so many cute girls in here that he completely defiles. It gives hope to the average joe who wishes he could fuck such hot pussy. You just put yourself in his shoes and have a nice time!

On the other hand, keeping the penalty low could open it to being more like a bachelor kind of show, full of emotional bodyblows BEFORE you get to the blowjobs.

How about this:

4 bangin' pornstars
80 dudes, each of whom kick $1K in to participate.
Each porno chick has 20 dudes to choose for her PL posse.

They live on a porno ranch for a week of two. During the week the do a bunch of crazy porn shit. The girls dance for the dudes, lez out with each other, etc. There are booths where dudes can record what the think and what they want. But the recording booths have glory holes. But the thing is, you never know if the person on the other side is a porno chick or another dude. If the dudes are all pent up with sexual frustration you let 'em hire hookers (and require them to secure a release to film from the hooker).

Then the group of dudes gets whittled down. Since each porn chick has 20 dudes to choose from she lets 10 go in round 1, 5 in round 2, 3 in round 3, and picks the one she wants to fuck in the last round. Parting gifts are big ol' butt plugs.

Now that setup has pathos. I wouldn't do it -- $1K to be treated like shit -- but I'd fast forward to the good parts if the chicks were HAWT.

Good topic ilbbaicnl. I'm laughing myself silly!

You're the next Seymour Butts Zipman. Or maybe you're the current Seymour Butts who knows?

Well...I'll tell you this ilbbaicnl my friend. I ain't Max Hardcore. That dude is a sicko. Got put in prison my man...he faught the law and you know the rest.

Checked Wikipedia 'bout ol' Max. Says "Since he has been out of prison, Max stated in a February 2012 interview that he "wants to do good in the world", and has now gone back into the porn industry.[26]"

So...which one o' you sickos is Max Hardcore?

But who knows...I might be Seymore.

I bet Juice is Max!

That dude is fucked up