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Which Juice alias would you be...

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zipman68the speed force!

...if you could be a Juice alias IRL?

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zipman68

I'd be Gucci Mane 'cos that crazy ass dude makes it rain 50's. I bet that gets you primo poontang.

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.juicebox69

I would be jb68 cause thst dude is too funny

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bang69

that's a tough one

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.juicebox69

Bang ! Bang !

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originaljuicebox69

Juicy Juice!!!

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motorhead

Def Bag Boy James

I can see myself working at the Piggly Wiggly eating up all the profits. Free tomatoe and mayo sammies on white Wonder Bread. Sweet!

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Dougster

I'm not even sure what all his aliases are!

What are our choices? :-)

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.juicebox69

Lol

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crazyjoe

Boom! Sippy cup wins again...

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.juicebox69

Bang ! Bang !

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crazyjoe

Boom! Sippy cup wins again...

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.juicebox69

BlankSpace is who i would be

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mikeya02

The one in the middle. That would be the Real JUice

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.juicebox69

Lol mikey...I thank he likes me

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Alucard

I don’t use aliases. :)

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Dougster

^^^ sure you don't RickyBoy/alutard/txttittyfuck/tenishomo1776/Dracula

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SlickSpic

Meeeeheeeemeeeheeeeemeeeeheee....LordXBetty, bitches.

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.juicebox69

Lol...yea Alucard you thought you had us all fooled with your alias Dracula but guess what fag we all can read bitch !

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zipman68

Don't worry Tittyfag. You don't have to be embarrassed. Everybody understands that you can't write posts anywhere near as clever as anybody else that posts here. You can't help the fact that your mommy contined to drink a fifth of whiskey daily while pregnant with you and then dropped you on your head repeatedly once you were born.

Why don't you try to write posts as clever as the BlankSpace character? I bet you can do that!

(Sotto voice... let's all praise Tittyfag regardless of how painfully stupid his posts are. The lil' feller needs to feel better about himself)

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DoctorPhil

@zipperhead aka comicbookguy

aaaahhh don’t cry. we don’t like to see you all butt-hurt and pouty like this. hey, i know. look. look over here.

Boooooom ! SippyCup Wins again !

that’s better. SippyCup ALWAYS makes you laugh.

Boooooom ! SippyCup Wins again !

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Boooooom ! SippyCup Wins again !

Boooooom ! SippyCup Wins again !

Boooooom ! SippyCup Wins again !

dumbass

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Gucci_Mane

LOL

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zipman68

Ooo... DoctorPhil is tryin' to be clever. I'm glad you've chosen the alias that is an infant character. You MIGHT be able to write posts as clever as those written by a toddler.

You fell a lil' short this time. But keep tryin'!

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Supremeruler

Is super_mane another juice alias?

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zipman68

@chessmaster -- that's the fun of the game. You don't know who the Juice aliases are. You can make some inferences though. Just list out the aspects of a putative Juice alias that make the alias more likely to be Juice and those that make the alias less likely to be Juice. For example:

  1. BigTuna - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), has admitted he's Juice (+5), has not posted anything serious (+2), posting rate negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (+3). Ding ding ding...it's Juice!

  2. Dougsta - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), attacks Alucard and RickyBoy a lot (+1), was attacking Alucard and RickyBoy before Juice ever attacked folks (-3), has posted on serious topics (-3), posting rate NOT negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (-5). Nope..it ain't Juice.

  3. Txtittyfag - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), but they are stupid rather than funny (-5), attacks many people (equivocal, so +0), has attempted to post on serious topics but fails miserably due to overwhelming stupidity (-5)' posting rate NOT negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (-5), clearly is sad little heterosexual man that can't get any, even when he pays, that pretends to be gay for supposed comedic effect (-5). Nope..it ain't Juice.

And that, my friend, is how you tell Juice from an idiot. Juice is often funny and his BEST humor typically doesn't involve attacks. An idiot like txtittyfag comes up with a name that is intrinsically an attack and goes downhill from ther.

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Alucard

Hmm.......... ;)

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