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Hung Like a Duck

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle)

But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's time to mats, an impressive 8 inch corkscrew shaped penis erupts our of the sac. Some species have spiral penises that are as long ad their body.

So next time don't say "I wanna be hung like a horse" say "I wanna be hung like a duck"

14 comments

  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    Peshaw... A duck with an 8-incher? That duck should go find a Lake duck (yup, an Argentine stifftail) sporting it 42.5 cm (a lil' over 16 and a half inches). Make ol 8 inch duck feel all inadequate and shit!

    Found! The longest bird penis ever › News in Science (ABC Science):

    http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2…
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    @Zip-The ladies call me the Argentine Stifftail.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    The Tapir has a dick that unrolls, gets engorged, and then he's ready to fuck.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
  • ATACdawg
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    11 years ago
    Geez! You guys are just a bunch of Marlon Perkins clones today!
  • carolynne
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    11 years ago
    i bet ducks call you the next day, too.
  • ATACdawg
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    11 years ago
    I just realized that Marlin came out as Marlon due to a typo. Just making it easier for all the young whippersnappers who were boen after he died to google him.

    ;-)
  • TheNakedBachelor
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    11 years ago
    I always thought duck meat was a bit chewy...now I know.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Corkscrew shaped? Is that why they call it screwing?
  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    Girls like guys with big ducks
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    My Dick works like a ducks...
  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    ^^^ You can open bottles of wine with it?
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    So girl ducks have corkscrew-shaped cooters?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    I’ve been told I look like a duck but never that I’m hung like one – guess that’s why I’m a PL :)
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