Hung Like a Duck

Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle)

But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's time to mats, an impressive 8 inch corkscrew shaped penis erupts our of the sac. Some species have spiral penises that are as long ad their body.

So next time don't say "I wanna be hung like a horse" say "I wanna be hung like a duck"