Am I the only one who has a special set of clothes for the club? I wear a change of clothes for 2 reasons: 1. So I dont go home smelling like smoke 2. So I can wear thin cotton shorts or pants to feel the lap dance.
I have switched to pajama bottom pants this winter and they are great for lap dances. They even got the easy access slot built in. Wearing jeans or thick tight pants seems like the same thing as wearing 10 rubbers when having sex.


I've never worn ten rubbers before but I'll give it the of college try.