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Bro Code

Jan 15, 2014, 7:21 PM
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sofaking87

I was at a club once when a buddy of mine declared the Bro Code, I couldn't get dances from his babe and he wouldn't with mine. Since there were only two babes in the club I could only laugh, as I would usually try to hit up all the babes if there are only a couple.

Anyhow, has anyone heard of this before, or did he make it up? Regardless, the babe I got was a smoking hot redheaded Italian.

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tumblingdice

Well,when I go babing and there are two babes,I walk up to those two babes and say,"Hey babe,which one of you babes wanna get down with the Dice"and I Usually get it on with two babes.Got it babe?

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crazyjoe

Your not exactly going to a sc to get a girl friend or wife. Your just renting

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ime

Bro code only applies to regular girls. not girls who are employed to dance naked for you. Sounds like he tried to pull a fast one on you, but if your stripper was hot it didn't matter.

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Clackport

There is definitely a bro code when I'm strip clubbing with my friends. I won't get dances from a buddy's favorite dancer, and he won't get dances from a favorite dancer of mine.

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shadowcat

When it comes to strippers I share with my "bros".

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sclvr5005

You're "buddy" sounds like an idiot.

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Alucard

Made it up as far as I am concerned. If he doesn't want you being with a dancer he was with, he should go clubbing alone.

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Subraman

I'm with ranukam. I don't call it "bro code" since I'm not a teenager, but I don't get dances from my buddy's ATF and vice versa. Since we usually grab our girls as soon as we walk in, and sit with them the entire time until we leave, there's not much opportunity anyway

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SuperDude

Let the dancers have the room to choose who they want to be with.

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motorhead

I just ask myself, "what would LDK do"?

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SlickSpic

I follow the Pirate Code...well, it's more if a guideline.

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tumblingdice

I got you babe-Sonny Bono

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DandyDan

One of my friends and I, on the rare opportunity to go SCing together, have something like that, but OTOH, the girls I tend to like are ones he would probably avoid and vice versa, so I'm not sure that's meaningful. OTOH, a different friend and I will share, but then again, on the rare occasions we go to a club together, it's usually my favorite club, which is also his, and many of my faves there are his as well.

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zipman68

So Mo-head, what WOULD LDK do?

My guess is "get a dance and jizz in his pants".

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zipman68

There should totally be a "WWLDKD?" saying just like "WWJD?" Only the answer to WWLDKD? Is always "get a dance and jizz in yo' pants".

When I was young I always modified "WWJD?" To mean "what would Jerry Garcia do?"

Answer usually involved smokin' week and maybe eatin' a hot dog. In youth, most problems in life can be solved with weed and hot dogs. Add in pussy an pretty much all problems in life are solved.

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rockstar666

I'm fine if anyone wants a dance with my ATF. She can use the money and he finds out what a great ATF I have!

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sofaking87

I thought it was largely made up, but he's a good guy so I respected his wishes, but I did want to try his babe, who was a bustier Moroccan babe.

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georgmicrodong

"Bro code?" WTF? Is she his girlfriend? There's no "bro code" in strip clubs. The dancers are entertainers, their job is to entertain. She's a free agent, you don't get to claim her as your own.

Next time your "bro" pulls that shit, tell him to fuck off.

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luvthepus

Go there tonight get to go OTC and bang the shit and show him the video she just a stripper for fuck sake

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tumblingdice

Are you related to Ilbbaicnl?

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SlickSpic

Forget the Bro Code and follow the Code of Omertà instead.

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