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Unusual Stripper Names

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SpudsMcKenzie

Here are a few I've heard that I don't hear everyday:

Chocolate Thunder

Naughty

Magic

Hypnotic

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rl27

The stage name Magic for a dancer was popular about ten years ago, then quickly died out.

Here are a few I have heard only a few times

Ingrid

Seduce

Seduction

Luscious

Prima Donna

Luna

Lyric

Sterling

One dancer spelled Luscious as Lushus, and got defensive when you said she spelled the word wrong.

Then there is one dancer who was named Malayse. She Malaysian and she and the club probably thought the name was cute, except that it sounded like Malaise, which means feeling discomfort or unease.

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casualguy

Rachael

Susan

Michele

Anna

and several others that sounded like real names.

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DandyDan

One of my current faves is Voodoo. The stupidest name ever is either Sexy or Chastity (which I find odd since I had a fave whose real name is Chastity).

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Essdub

My ATF went by the name Heaven. A couple other unusual names I've heard are Rusty and Irie.

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shadowcat

Carter (mothers maiden name)

Peebles (looked like Bam Bam's GF)

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Estafador

Viagra, I bet the older gents will LOVE her...such a rarity

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SlickSpic

If you want crazy names, skip the strip club and go watch some roller derby. I went and watched the Derby Dolls last night. Here's just a few of them crazy broads-

Hannah Barbarian

Brooklyn Deck-Her

Amoxikillin

Cerabedlam

Carmen Monoxide

Gudala Horror

Sonia Sotoma Yolo

Black Acid Vaseline

Them roller derby gals are hardcore. They had some cuties, too. Great asses.

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SlickSpic

Oh yeah, they had two officials with theses names-

Gia De Los Muertos

Syphilis Diller

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ATACdawg

Slick, are you saying those officials each had to write a thesis on their name? There's a degree for that? LOL

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SlickSpic

@ATAC-Haha. I dig the roller derby. Fun for the whole family. I got one of the hammers numbers. She was a feisty lil' mama. Oh yeah, one of the referee's was named Sweep The Leg Johnny! Gotta love it.

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59

Trouble

Shady

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sofaking87

I find there is always a Jada at every club.

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SlickSpic

I find that thee is a slut in every club. Maybe even two.

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crazyjoe

I knew a dancer named Mary Jane once that had a barbell clit ring. She spread her legs and played with it and said, " balls of steel".

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Alucard

I've known a couple who went by their Real 1st names. [Saw proof]

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SpudsMcKenzie

One of my favorites goes by her real name. I like that. I've never understood using fake names anyway. As long as a guy does not know her last name, she cannot be tracked down, stalked, etc. But when my favorite started dancing at a differnt club, she had to go by an alias there because her real name was already being used. So if two strippers at a club have the same first name, you have to do something I guess (although they could go by Jennifer 1 and Jennifer 2 to avoid revealing last names). BTW, I also know a Lyric and a Trouble. And a Sugar and a Sunshine...hell I have worked with a woman whose REAL name was Sunshine Chandler!

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mikeya02

I once met a receptionist whose name was Susan Goodhead. I didn't say a word.

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Tiredtraveler

Isn't Luna that little blonde girl from Harry Potter that looks like she is about 13?

I prefer real sounding names at least. I had pushy really annoyingly stupid dancer that would not leave that had a really stupid name stage (Clinique) so told her my name was Trojan. When she said what kind of name is that I acted offended and said it a good resilient name with a large reservoir of prophylactic history. Unfortunately the puns went over way her head just like the fact the name she had chosen was a line of cosmetics. She finally left after I stopped laughing at her for believing me and just told her to leave me alone.

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DandyDan

@Spuds-

It's interesting you mention a Sugar and Sunshine, because in the two girl lap dance thread, I mentioned how it's nice to get two girls who have an obvious contrast, and I had one once with Sugar (who was the smaller girl) and Sunshine (the bigger girl). I also know a Trouble, too.

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ATACdawg

At Savannah's on Hanna they have two dancers named Sterling and Silver. Sounds like a natural for a duo!

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rh48hr

My last fave went by her real name. It was on her licence plate and tattooed in her native language on her arm.

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ime

Danger she was a ROB

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carl95

There is an Asian dancer at 2001 Odyssey who is named "Korean". Perhaps she didn't want anyone asking her what kind of Asian she was.

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shadowcat

"Russia Lady" & "Music" both had their names tattooed.

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Alucard

Nevaeh is one of my least liked dancer names.

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Alucard

Dancinggal what club is that?

The Luna that I knew said she did modelling work, I think in the Chicago area, and has a WEB site too. Thin, tall and quite tattooed. Was way TOO expensive and only saw her twice.

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SlickSpic

I'm going to open up a strip club called Chola's and all the strippers will have Chola nicknames-

Shy Girl

Giggles

La Blue Eyes

Huera

Whisper

La Flacca

Lonely Girl

Anybody want to add on to the list?

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zipman68

Syphillis Diller -- that is friggin' hilarious Slick.

@TT -- Clinique possibly takes the prize for stupidest stripper name.

How about the following:

Merkin

Darth

Khaaaan! (with exclamation point)

Dido

Dildo

Magneto

Ra's al Ghul

Twinkie

DoctorPhil

Oprah

Blinky

Snoball

Knob gobbler

Knobgoblin

Venom

Juggs-er-naught

Grabthar

Txtittyfag

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SlickSpic

Can't forget about these veteranas-

Sad Girl

Dimples

La Bambi

La Chula

Sparkles

Cha Cha

China

Mousie

Lean Like A Chola

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MrDeuce

Most unusual stripper names I've encountered:

Danger

Slippery

Persuasion

La Barbie

Bubblin' Brown Sugar

Sexy Black

(all black girls so far -- black strippers, like black civies, seem to be more creative with names)

Shady

Mesmerize

Tazzelle

Shortcake

Feather (previously Heather, but she left the club, came back, and had to change names)

Felony (I asked her if she was a former Miss Demeanor who took a turn for the worse)

While I'm at it, here are some of the least inventive stripper names:

Asian dancers named Asia -- I've gotten dances from several

black dancers named Ebony -- ditto

luxury cars: Mercedes, Porsche, Lexus, etc.

gemstones: Diamond, Ruby, Jade, etc.

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SlickSpic

My old school homeboy had a pitbull named Felony. He was actually quite friendly.

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Estafador

strippers these days use normal sounding names like gina, nicole, jennifer and such. Never heard the classics like star, cristal, Aurora, etc. Those are actually exotic now. Perhaps to relate with the customer better or something.

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rl27

Yep there is a Luna on Harry Potter. However the Luna I saw was well before I ever heard about Harry Potter, and 5'2, thin with very large natural breasts.

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rl27

Here are some strange sounding names I have heard:

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rl27

Ok, my enter caused a post, trying again

Here are some names I recall that didn't quite match their looks.

A blonde dancer named Raven.

A brunette dancer named Amber.

A Redheaded Irish dancer named Aja, she pronounced it Asia.

An Asian Dancer named Carla, and another named Mindy.

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rl27

Now back to strange names, here are a few others:

Agatha, another dancer at the club happened to be named Christie.

Monya - Pronounced Moanya.

Mica - Like the rock or table top I guess.

Pharaoh - I thought she said Farrah at first, but she said, no and said it again. If she looked Mediterranean or Middle Eastern it might have worked.

Rumor.

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DandyDan

Estafador-

Cristal, or Crystal, is a real name that just happens to sound like a stripper name. I have known a number of Crystals in real life. OTOH, I did know a stripper named Kristal Rose once, in the biblical sense of knowing someone.

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3LeggedMan

Malice

Entyce

Shelby

Pocahontas

Mulan

Rain

Stormie

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