Unusual Stripper Names

The stage name Magic for a dancer was popular about ten years ago, then quickly died out.

Here are a few I have heard only a few times
Ingrid
Seduce
Seduction
Luscious
Prima Donna
Luna
Lyric
Sterling

One dancer spelled Luscious as Lushus, and got defensive when you said she spelled the word wrong.

Then there is one dancer who was named Malayse. She Malaysian and she and the club probably thought the name was cute, except that it sounded like Malaise, which means feeling discomfort or unease.

Tater salad

Knew a Luna.

Rachael
Susan
Michele
Anna
and several others that sounded like real names.

One of my current faves is Voodoo. The stupidest name ever is either Sexy or Chastity (which I find odd since I had a fave whose real name is Chastity).

My ATF went by the name Heaven. A couple other unusual names I've heard are Rusty and Irie.

Elvira

Carter (mothers maiden name)
Peebles (looked like Bam Bam's GF)

Viagra, I bet the older gents will LOVE her...such a rarity

If you want crazy names, skip the strip club and go watch some roller derby. I went and watched the Derby Dolls last night. Here's just a few of them crazy broads-

Hannah Barbarian
Brooklyn Deck-Her
Amoxikillin
Cerabedlam
Carmen Monoxide
Gudala Horror
Sonia Sotoma Yolo
Black Acid Vaseline

Them roller derby gals are hardcore. They had some cuties, too. Great asses.

Oh yeah, they had two officials with theses names-

Gia De Los Muertos
Syphilis Diller

Slick, are you saying those officials each had to write a thesis on their name? There's a degree for that? LOL

@ATAC-Haha. I dig the roller derby. Fun for the whole family. I got one of the hammers numbers. She was a feisty lil' mama. Oh yeah, one of the referee's was named Sweep The Leg Johnny! Gotta love it.

Trouble
Shady

I find there is always a Jada at every club.

I find that thee is a slut in every club. Maybe even two.

swallow is a good one.

I knew a dancer named Mary Jane once that had a barbell clit ring. She spread her legs and played with it and said, " balls of steel".

Addiction

I've known a couple who went by their Real 1st names. [Saw proof]

One of my favorites goes by her real name. I like that. I've never understood using fake names anyway. As long as a guy does not know her last name, she cannot be tracked down, stalked, etc. But when my favorite started dancing at a differnt club, she had to go by an alias there because her real name was already being used. So if two strippers at a club have the same first name, you have to do something I guess (although they could go by Jennifer 1 and Jennifer 2 to avoid revealing last names). BTW, I also know a Lyric and a Trouble. And a Sugar and a Sunshine...hell I have worked with a woman whose REAL name was Sunshine Chandler!

I once met a receptionist whose name was Susan Goodhead. I didn't say a word.

Isn't Luna that little blonde girl from Harry Potter that looks like she is about 13?

I prefer real sounding names at least. I had pushy really annoyingly stupid dancer that would not leave that had a really stupid name stage (Clinique) so told her my name was Trojan. When she said what kind of name is that I acted offended and said it a good resilient name with a large reservoir of prophylactic history. Unfortunately the puns went over way her head just like the fact the name she had chosen was a line of cosmetics. She finally left after I stopped laughing at her for believing me and just told her to leave me alone.

@Spuds-
It's interesting you mention a Sugar and Sunshine, because in the two girl lap dance thread, I mentioned how it's nice to get two girls who have an obvious contrast, and I had one once with Sugar (who was the smaller girl) and Sunshine (the bigger girl). I also know a Trouble, too.

At Savannah's on Hanna they have two dancers named Sterling and Silver. Sounds like a natural for a duo!

My last fave went by her real name. It was on her licence plate and tattooed in her native language on her arm.

Danger she was a ROB

There is an Asian dancer at 2001 Odyssey who is named "Korean". Perhaps she didn't want anyone asking her what kind of Asian she was.

"Russia Lady" & "Music" both had their names tattooed.

Nevaeh is one of my least liked dancer names.

Lol @alucard, a Luna works at my club.

LOL@Alucard,a James Bond in his own mind.

Dancinggal what club is that?

The Luna that I knew said she did modelling work, I think in the Chicago area, and has a WEB site too. Thin, tall and quite tattooed. Was way TOO expensive and only saw her twice.

I'm going to open up a strip club called Chola's and all the strippers will have Chola nicknames-

Shy Girl
Giggles
La Blue Eyes
Huera
Whisper
La Flacca
Lonely Girl

Anybody want to add on to the list?

Syphillis Diller -- that is friggin' hilarious Slick.

@TT -- Clinique possibly takes the prize for stupidest stripper name.

How about the following:

Merkin
Darth
Khaaaan! (with exclamation point)
Dido
Dildo
Magneto
Ra's al Ghul
Twinkie
DoctorPhil
Oprah
Blinky
Snoball
Knob gobbler
Knobgoblin
Venom
Juggs-er-naught
Grabthar
Txtittyfag

Can't forget about these veteranas-

Sad Girl
Dimples
La Bambi
La Chula
Sparkles
Cha Cha
China
Mousie

Lean Like A Chola

Most unusual stripper names I've encountered:

Danger
Slippery
Persuasion
La Barbie
Bubblin' Brown Sugar
Sexy Black
(all black girls so far -- black strippers, like black civies, seem to be more creative with names)

Shady
Mesmerize
Tazzelle
Shortcake
Feather (previously Heather, but she left the club, came back, and had to change names)
Felony (I asked her if she was a former Miss Demeanor who took a turn for the worse)

While I'm at it, here are some of the *least* inventive stripper names:

Asian dancers named Asia -- I've gotten dances from several
black dancers named Ebony -- ditto
luxury cars: Mercedes, Porsche, Lexus, etc.
gemstones: Diamond, Ruby, Jade, etc.

My old school homeboy had a pitbull named Felony. He was actually quite friendly.

strippers these days use normal sounding names like gina, nicole, jennifer and such. Never heard the classics like star, cristal, Aurora, etc. Those are actually exotic now. Perhaps to relate with the customer better or something.

http://youtu.be/WwqSmNRXYVU

Here's some of my dancers from Club Chola.

N'joy. Sadly I didn't enjoy n'joy

Yep there is a Luna on Harry Potter. However the Luna I saw was well before I ever heard about Harry Potter, and 5'2, thin with very large natural breasts.

Here are some strange sounding names I have heard:

Ok, my enter caused a post, trying again

Here are some names I recall that didn't quite match their looks.

A blonde dancer named Raven.
A brunette dancer named Amber.
A Redheaded Irish dancer named Aja, she pronounced it Asia.
An Asian Dancer named Carla, and another named Mindy.

Now back to strange names, here are a few others:
Agatha, another dancer at the club happened to be named Christie.
Monya - Pronounced Moanya.
Mica - Like the rock or table top I guess.
Pharaoh - I thought she said Farrah at first, but she said, no and said it again. If she looked Mediterranean or Middle Eastern it might have worked.
Rumor.

Estafador-
Cristal, or Crystal, is a real name that just happens to sound like a stripper name. I have known a number of Crystals in real life. OTOH, I did know a stripper named Kristal Rose once, in the biblical sense of knowing someone.

Malice
Entyce
Shelby
Pocahontas
Mulan
Rain
Stormie