The stage name Magic for a dancer was popular about ten years ago, then quickly died out.
Here are a few I have heard only a few times
Ingrid
Seduce
Seduction
Luscious
Prima Donna
Luna
Lyric
Sterling
One dancer spelled Luscious as Lushus, and got defensive when you said she spelled the word wrong.
Then there is one dancer who was named Malayse. She Malaysian and she and the club probably thought the name was cute, except that it sounded like Malaise, which means feeling discomfort or unease.
One of my current faves is Voodoo. The stupidest name ever is either Sexy or Chastity (which I find odd since I had a fave whose real name is Chastity).
If you want crazy names, skip the strip club and go watch some roller derby. I went and watched the Derby Dolls last night. Here's just a few of them crazy broads-
Hannah Barbarian
Brooklyn Deck-Her
Amoxikillin
Cerabedlam
Carmen Monoxide
Gudala Horror
Sonia Sotoma Yolo
Black Acid Vaseline
Them roller derby gals are hardcore. They had some cuties, too. Great asses.
@ATAC-Haha. I dig the roller derby. Fun for the whole family. I got one of the hammers numbers. She was a feisty lil' mama. Oh yeah, one of the referee's was named Sweep The Leg Johnny! Gotta love it.
One of my favorites goes by her real name. I like that. I've never understood using fake names anyway. As long as a guy does not know her last name, she cannot be tracked down, stalked, etc. But when my favorite started dancing at a differnt club, she had to go by an alias there because her real name was already being used. So if two strippers at a club have the same first name, you have to do something I guess (although they could go by Jennifer 1 and Jennifer 2 to avoid revealing last names). BTW, I also know a Lyric and a Trouble. And a Sugar and a Sunshine...hell I have worked with a woman whose REAL name was Sunshine Chandler!
Isn't Luna that little blonde girl from Harry Potter that looks like she is about 13?
I prefer real sounding names at least. I had pushy really annoyingly stupid dancer that would not leave that had a really stupid name stage (Clinique) so told her my name was Trojan. When she said what kind of name is that I acted offended and said it a good resilient name with a large reservoir of prophylactic history. Unfortunately the puns went over way her head just like the fact the name she had chosen was a line of cosmetics. She finally left after I stopped laughing at her for believing me and just told her to leave me alone.
@Spuds-
It's interesting you mention a Sugar and Sunshine, because in the two girl lap dance thread, I mentioned how it's nice to get two girls who have an obvious contrast, and I had one once with Sugar (who was the smaller girl) and Sunshine (the bigger girl). I also know a Trouble, too.
Dancinggal what club is that?
The Luna that I knew said she did modelling work, I think in the Chicago area, and has a WEB site too. Thin, tall and quite tattooed. Was way TOO expensive and only saw her twice.
I'm going to open up a strip club called Chola's and all the strippers will have Chola nicknames-
Shy Girl
Giggles
La Blue Eyes
Huera
Whisper
La Flacca
Lonely Girl
Anybody want to add on to the list?
Most unusual stripper names I've encountered:
Danger
Slippery
Persuasion
La Barbie
Bubblin' Brown Sugar
Sexy Black
(all black girls so far -- black strippers, like black civies, seem to be more creative with names)
Shady
Mesmerize
Tazzelle
Shortcake
Feather (previously Heather, but she left the club, came back, and had to change names)
Felony (I asked her if she was a former Miss Demeanor who took a turn for the worse)
While I'm at it, here are some of the *least* inventive stripper names:
Asian dancers named Asia -- I've gotten dances from several
black dancers named Ebony -- ditto
luxury cars: Mercedes, Porsche, Lexus, etc.
gemstones: Diamond, Ruby, Jade, etc.
strippers these days use normal sounding names like gina, nicole, jennifer and such. Never heard the classics like star, cristal, Aurora, etc. Those are actually exotic now. Perhaps to relate with the customer better or something.
Yep there is a Luna on Harry Potter. However the Luna I saw was well before I ever heard about Harry Potter, and 5'2, thin with very large natural breasts.
Ok, my enter caused a post, trying again
Here are some names I recall that didn't quite match their looks.
A blonde dancer named Raven.
A brunette dancer named Amber.
A Redheaded Irish dancer named Aja, she pronounced it Asia.
An Asian Dancer named Carla, and another named Mindy.
Now back to strange names, here are a few others:
Agatha, another dancer at the club happened to be named Christie.
Monya - Pronounced Moanya.
Mica - Like the rock or table top I guess.
Pharaoh - I thought she said Farrah at first, but she said, no and said it again. If she looked Mediterranean or Middle Eastern it might have worked.
Rumor.
Estafador-
Cristal, or Crystal, is a real name that just happens to sound like a stripper name. I have known a number of Crystals in real life. OTOH, I did know a stripper named Kristal Rose once, in the biblical sense of knowing someone.
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