Perfect set up except...
shadowcatAtlanta suburb
I know two dancers very well. I have been to VIP with both of them separately numerous times. One with no kids broke up with her BF several months ago and moved in with the other and her BF. Also with no kids. The two of them just moved out and are now sharing a hotel room until they can bank enough cash to get an apartment. One has agreed to doing OTC with me for $150. I'm sure the other would do the same because she has told me that she has done OTC. This is leaving the door wide open for a 3 some at their hotel room. And yes I totally trust them.
The problem is that it's not just the two of them sharing the hotel room. There are also two pit bulls and I don't trust them. What to do?
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last commentTip the pit bulls too! A couple steaks should make them your friend forever!
Unless, of course, they're Rip Off Bitches ....
Just don't fuck the pit bulls
Pit bulls aren't anything to be scared of. As long as they've been treated like pets instead of property, they are as friendly and rock-solid in temperament as any other dog.
Just don’t show them your sausage in case they get confused
I say meet them somewhere else. Last time I did OTC and a gal had her dog around, that little Italian Greyhound, Isabella, started dry humping my leg. I wrote that up as a discussion.
Going somewhere else would be my first suggestion. If that's not an option, go to the grocery and get two of those dog bones that are the size of a log and shut the dogs in the bathroom with those.
And you used to land aircraft?
I'm not a fan of dogs at all. I've been with a couple of dancers that had massive dogs, I never wanted to go to their houses.
Do the OTC somewhere AWAY from the dogs.
I doubt that they would "like" you. LOL
Just be careful. With all the screaming they'll be doing, those dogs may think that you're attacking their owners. ;)
Use to do OTC with a dancer with a pit bull. The dog's personality was better than hers, by several orders of magnitude.
I am admittedly a "pit bull person", I have two of them myself, have cared for and been around many and have yet to encounter a bad one. If their owners are comfortable with it, I really don't think you have anything to worry about. You could always bring a couple of deer antlers or 12" bully sticks to win them over and keep them busy, but if they're staying with them in a hotel room they either have crates to secure them for cleaning staff or they're totally fine with people coming and going.
How'd they even get a pit bull into the hotel? I'm sure they'll just put the dogs in the bathroom. Bring a nice juicy t-bone just in case.
rickdugan LOL
I've had to evict section 8 housing with dogs.Never look the dog in the eye.Bow sideways,let the dog sniff you,be the beta.
The dogs wouldn't really bother me. I've got one. Once guests settle in and say hello he pretty much keeps to himself unless someone calls him over. Like others have said, a lot of owners have crates to secure them for various reasons. I'd ask them if they've got them and if they'd mind keeping them in there. Mine has no problem hanging out in is crate for a while, I think he feels safer in there too.
I suppose getting another room might be a reasonable option too, I presume they aren't at the Waldorf or anything that would throw the economics off too bad.
Some hotels are pet friendly. Red Roof Inn for example allows one pet per room.
Option One: Get your own room at the same hotel.
Option Two: Have them put the dogs in the bathroom just like they do when they entertain their other"guests"
I agree with yoda, get a room in the hotel, no dogs, no worries. Be sure to post photos! Lol!
bring an empty bottle or can with you. something you can piss into in case you might have to use the bathroom.
What? Sorry, what did you say after 3 some?
Give them ground beef with sleeping pills. When they pass out, grab a Sharpie and draw on their faces.
If they seem docile, just don't worry about it until you feel the third and/or fourth tongue
If the dogs can be crated or otherwise secured, then that's fine. A flimsy bathroom door might not hold two dogs back.
You just need to make sure the dogs aren't in a position to do anything if they feel you are attacking their owners (on top, moans, screams, etc).
Otherwise a separate room may be in order.
Have the girls put the dogs in a crate in the bathroom or have them put them in their vehicles. done deal.
I found out yesterday that they are up for it and that neither has a car. A 3rd dancer picks them up and drops them off. Maybe I'll have to make it a 4 some. LOL.
sc,
At our age, we don't have a lot of chances left to scratch items off the Bucket List. Dogs be damned, GO for it! :)
Clubber, you make a damn fine point.
Ya know, I'm not that fond of 3-somes but 4 or more is a whole different animal. My experience is limited, but the few times I've done it have been an absolute blast.