I hadn't been here in a...

I hadn't been here in a long while, but I was between flights, so I took the drive. In NJ, the quality and abundance of nude clubs is limited, and this place beats other Jersey holes. But if you compare it to around the US, it is a rather poor choice indeed.

They offer $20 lap dances (3 minutes), which are topless only, and there are cameras, so it's pretty boring. Aside from the fact that it isn't at all private, just one long, fairly lit up room with a bench on either side, so it's not much fun. The only other offering is the VIP (no cameras), which costs you $180 for the room for 20 minutes, but if you want the girl to do much more than breathe, it will cost at least another $100 or so, so you basically need to drop $300+ for a decent nude VIP which in LA or Dallas would cost half that (including a tip) and could be more fun with the right girl.

Then there's the "entertainers". mostly older (mid 40s), some younger but not in very good shape. Some of the older ones are in quite good shape, and they're very nice, too, but, then again, so is my wife! They also have a strange arrangement where each girl dances for 20 minutes, sometimes alone and sometimes 2 at a time, but it gets quite monotonous after about 5 minutes.