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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all, enjoy the time with your families and favorite dancers!!!

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How to keep her....without dances

So I remember when I first started going to strip clubs (hard to forget since it was just a measly year ago) and the clubs I went to, I was always at least having ONE hottie (nothing less for me)…

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Green Light....

Babydoll is going to see her folks for Xmas. She told me I can have sex at her club while she is gone,only with this one certain stripper. I don't know boys. I smell a trap. What say you?

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

I've curtailed my visits to clubs...

I've curtailed my visits to clubs in general, and while Silk is the biggest brand in my neck of the woods (I've been to all three), the brand's loss of some luster for me has…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

On the rebound, as most previous...

On the rebound, as most previous reviewers have noted the Lady is under new management and undergoing new renovations. To call the club dated previously would have been an understatement. Still the dancers on shift…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

went to las vegas the week...

went to las vegas the week of 11/18-11/23 and on Wednesday morning decided to visit the gold and silver pawn shop so I walked there and it was not open yet. so I saw show…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

One of an endless stream on...

One of an endless stream on bourbon street. Visited on a Monday night during tourist offseason. Entered with a party of three and found out we were the only guys in the club, and…

The Cotton Club

Mount Pearl Park, Newfoundland and Labrador

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since in had visited a strip club and all of my previous visits were to US clubs, so take that into consideration. Overall, I thought the club atmosphere was…

Bliss Gentlemen's Lounge

Toronto, Ontario

This club is a hit or...

This club is a hit or miss, some very hot ladies and some not so nice. Nice atmosphere, regular strip club drink prices. Some girls are very aggressive and like to keep bothering you for…

Xecutive Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in the mood for some...

Was in the mood for some chocolate so I decided to stop by Xecutives. The club is small but laid out pretty well. Seems the club cleaned house as the girls are higher caliber now…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been here many times...

I have been here many times and this club rarely ever is disappointing. I am hopeful that after the holidays and into 2014 it holds stable. As some readers may know the area the club…

Roxy

Victorville, California

There is super hot models here!...

There is super hot models here! Its hidden gem some if the girls are beautiful! But some of the girls are disgusting .the drinks are kinda pricey but not bad place is old and bartender…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

Friendly club with no cover on...

Friendly club with no cover on a Thursday night. The bartender was very talkative and nice, but that could have been because there were on 5 customers in the whole place. There was probably 4-6…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

So I got bored at Secrets...

So I got bored at Secrets and decided to visit here. Came in around 8pm and cover was $5 and they were pushing some sort of special, but I passed. Bar in the back, two…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I will second donnied's recent observations....

I will second donnied's recent observations. The action was slow at dinner time, with only one tipper seated at the stage on both floors, and no dances in the "open" booths along the first…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Stopped by again on the way...

Stopped by again on the way home from work. I noticed that there were a few new dancers, and I struck up a conversation with a couple. One was a petite ebony dancer named Krystal,…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went on a Wednesday night. ...

Went on a Wednesday night. Large club and looks good from the street. Valet parking available, but not mandatory. walking inside, there are 3 stages on the first floor. there is…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Almost a complete waste of money...

Almost a complete waste of money and time except for ONE dancer. I used to go here when it was called Jaguars but live out of town now so I haven't been there in a…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

I used to go to this...

I used to go to this club pretty frequently when I lived in Pasadena. I recently moved to the galleria area and since have come home once a week to visit my parents. This club…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The only reason I come to...

The only reason I come to this particular club is for one dancer in particular. Other than that, this club is above average. The food is good, the energy is good, but the dancers have…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

This is a review of the...

This is a review of the new building. The old building is closed. There are not 2 buildings. The old one, on the corner, will be bulldozed and turned into parking and traffic lanes because…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Visited this place, is not promising....

Visited this place, is not promising. I paid $6 for the Parking (Mandatory) where "They don't have change", Coat mandatory as well for $2, but "they also don't have change". I felt being robbed with their…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I've just started going to this...

I've just started going to this place. It's recently been remodeled and feels as much like a dance club as a strip club! The music system is easily the best I've experienced in the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

New to Atlanta and I had...

New to Atlanta and I had heard that this was the place to go, based on reviews. It's a four-block walk from work, so I went on a slow afternoon. $5 cover and…

Playground After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

My boyfriend & I went there...

My boyfriend & I went there as our first trip to a strip club together, I had fun but I can make something out of nothing so I'll further explain. Saturday night got there around…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It really is a great club...

It really is a great club with alot going on and there is a type of woman for everyone from MILFS to Asians. A huge choice of Asians there but there was one girl…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

A long time between visits to...

A long time between visits to the Hideaway, and how it has changed! Still in the most unlikely of locations (among car repair shops and garages), but how much has the place been cleaned up! And for…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

I actually had another really good...

I actually had another really good time at Bigfoot. I come into town every so often and stop by to say hello. The girls are always new and young and there's usually a…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon. For an afternoon there were a surprising number of dancers on shift. The majority of the dancers were pretty hot, a lot of 7-8's. During the…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I love this place. It doesn't...

I love this place. It doesn't look much from the outside. Come to think of it, it doesn't look much from the inside. The stage lighting is a bit dim. But now for the important…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I am finally writing a review...

I am finally writing a review for this place after a bachelor party there earlier this year. We made the trip to Vegas, and the groom suddenly had no interest in doing Vegas things. Luckily,…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

I went to Scarlett's while I...

I went to Scarlett's while I was in town on business. I had heard some good things so I decided to kill some time and check things out for myself. The club itself is easy…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Visited last Monday night. I expected...

Visited last Monday night. I expected it to be a little more crowded with Monday night football but there were only 5-10 patrons. Generally I like to settle in and have a few beers and…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Went to the club on an...

Went to the club on an afternoon. Had some time to kill so figured I'd swing by. Basically no one in the club. Think i might have been the only one actually. Anyways, went in…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This has kind of turned into...

This has kind of turned into my new regular place after I've sworn off Foxy Girls. Visited Saturday 2 weeks ago. This time went with an other retired dancer friend of mine. We were immidiatly…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

This is a review from last...

This is a review from last week. This club has changed quite a bit recently (more on that later). It is located in a strip mall, real easy to find, plenty of parking. No cover charge before…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Had a great time. Short but...

Had a great time. Short but kind of sketchy walk from Condado. Girls were kind of aggressive at the bar, especially one that wasn't worth it. I was the only one at the stage…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls is a fine choice...

Diamond Dolls is a fine choice among the options in Pompano. I was in FLL on business, and had time for some clubbing. Pompano Beach is a "target-rich environment," with Cheetah, Diamond Dolls,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have...

I have been to Indy twice for business in the last 3months so i though i would try this place based on its reviews. Cover was cheap, 7bucks. I also…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I went here there about three...

I went here there about three months ago. Can't remember the day, but it was mid-week, late afternoon. Given the tine and day of the week, the girls were kind of hot.…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Based on these reviews decided I...

Based on these reviews decided I would visit and give this club a try. Have to agree it was a very good experience and the dancers were very hoy and friendly. Got there…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Club is kind of plain and...

Club is kind of plain and boring but the good looking girls make up for it. And that's why we go to these places anyway. Had some nice dances from two different girls who were…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Finally stopped by The Crazy Horse...

Finally stopped by The Crazy Horse on a recent Wesnesday afternoon. I had never been to the club and a few of the reviews had peeked my interest. I arrivived around 1:30 in the afternoon.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Was at the Hi Liter a...

Was at the Hi Liter a few days ago. I had not heard about the price increase to $15 for the wall seats which led to a big surprise when it came time to…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

The guy in the front that...

The guy in the front that collects the entry fee is such an asshole. When I come in I say hello to him and he never responds back. I went in and sat at the…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

This was my first visit since...

This was my first visit since August. They have done some re-modeling since then. The main stage is gone, with a couple of small stages in the middle of the floor. This provides more…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

I am from Phoenix so I...

I am from Phoenix so I have posted many reviews in the Arizona board. I happened to be traveling through San Antonio and decided to spend the night there. I went on this…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

This is now a Pastie Club....

This is now a Pastie Club. I hate pasties. My first visit to this club was about a month ago on a Wednesday night and the club was packed. It was a nude…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

If you are looking for a...

If you are looking for a place where your money goes a long way then this is where you should go. The dancers vary in all sizes and shapes, and almost all of them are…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

First time at this location and...

First time at this location and it was not to bad. I entered from the rear and paid my $10 entrance fee. After paying my entrance fee a black female came up and started rubbing.…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Im Not sure if The Gentlemen's...

Im Not sure if The Gentlemen's Club used to be better or not, but I have gone on a Thurs, Fri, Sat, and now a Wed. Either day I go I always see the same…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

I'd always heard about Beach Girls...

I'd always heard about Beach Girls but I'd never been there. Yesterday I had the evening free so I decided to check it out. First of all, finding the place is nearly impossible, especially with all…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Made a visit on a Thursday...

Made a visit on a Thursday nite just after 7:30pm. Cover is $10 after 7 and free before, Drinks run about 6.50 for a beer although they are running specials on bud and bud light…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

First off I must my physical...

First off I must my physical rating is based not on the hardware but the cleanliness. This place was impeccably clean especially on a busy Friday night. I found it almost peculiar but it was…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Now not normally interested in topless...

Now not normally interested in topless clubs, but this is what other people in the group suggested. Luckily for most of the night it wasn't full of smokers, but later on it did become…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I was looking for a quicky...

I was looking for a quicky adventure on a business trip to Houston, so I tried out Legends. Found the place and parked and them was asked after I parked myself to pay a…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Back in town & this time...

Back in town & this time I tried a few clubs, new hot girls @ this spot early in the day.Enjoyed some time with Brooke took a few dances, bought a few drinks and enjoyed…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

To rich for me, door, drinks,...

To rich for me, door, drinks, hustle from the girls as soon as I sat down. This is a big city hustle club with girls that are 5 and lower. Went in early night Thursday,…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Was in town and found this...

Was in town and found this gem of a club. Walked in and almost immediately approached by a Asian dancer who quickly grabbed my attention. Bought a drink and she convinced me that…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This is a report of two...

This is a report of two visits, First visit was Sunday, I arrived just as they was opening I was there for a hour drinking and playing video games, NO girls had showed up before…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

After a visit to Sparkys I...

After a visit to Sparkys I decided to stop by Mickeys to see you was working and see if any changes had came from the shooting that happen a few weeks ago. Working was Chase,Mary…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Made a Tuesday night trip to...

Made a Tuesday night trip to a Miami strip club mainstay - the Mint Lounge. I am not going to get into layout as it has been covered in previous reviews. The Mint…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I used to frequent cali girls...

I used to frequent cali girls almost weekly. For many reasons not related to the club I stopped going, probably because it was taking a toll on my wallet. You could go any night of…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Was up in the area and...

Was up in the area and decided to drop in since it has been about a year since my last visit. When you walk into the front door there is a adult themed toy/book store to…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

So I finally went to Christie's...

So I finally went to Christie's Cabaret after passing by it about 100 times and I had a pretty awesome time. There's a 8$ "membership" which is the same every time you visit, or…

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Al Bundy

...once scored 4 td's in one high school football game. At 5-10, 160 lbs, I once dunked a basketball during a rec league game. I also hit 3 hrs in one rec league softball game. Awesome huh? What's your greatest sports feat?

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O.T. - The Car Chase From 'Bullitt'

I have heard about this movie scene for decades but I just saw it for the first time this evening while killing time in a departure lounge. Gotta admit....that was a thrilling chase through the hilly streets of San Francisco…

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juicebox69

Wants it the most - is King of TUSCL

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Best natural tits in Tampa Bay area?

Which girl at which club has the best natural tits you've found? Not necessarily the biggest, although big is nice of course.

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There is never a bath room troll around when you want one.

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) - One man is behind bars following a reported armed robbery at a nightclub that recently reopened. The reported armed robbery occurred in the bathroom at The Ranch on Highway 501 on Saturday, Nov. 23. The strip…

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Funny

Who is the funniest poster on tuscl? Who makes you laugh the most?

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Asking for EXTRA's

Anybody have any advice for how to ask for extra's, without saying extra's? I'm trying to avoid the first lapdance if I can. In the past I've asked to be taken to the most private area in the club, but I guess…

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Just Joking On The Liberals

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked…

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I ask this is response to RickDugans discussion about young dances

In September a 5 or 6 years ago at a club I frequented I was with a fave and a very cute blonde cheerleader type went onto the stage. My fave told me she and a friend were new, just…

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THE TRUTH

C'mon fellas...a wise man once said "We need to stop dis haterade , stop.the.drinking of hate and drink the sweet cum of love.....let's talk about titties,..." Truer words have not been spoken.

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What's With the Faggot RickyBoy These Days?

All melancholy and shit?

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club was great. I...

This club was great. I first walked in and needed a moment for my eyes to adjust. It was very dark but the stage was well lit. I was greeted by four…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

The wife and I decided to...

The wife and I decided to visit this place the weekend before Halloween. We had been there a few months ago and had a really good time, but not on that night. It was very…

Lagoon 500

Hickam Housing, Hawaii

...

Another club in town that has closed due to no business. This club for the last two years has had few and fugly/old dancers, hostesses you…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I probably shouldn't expect much going...

I probably shouldn't expect much going in at 330 pm but wow. The dancers were the c squad. Most were old (40-50's) when compared the the clubw I visited later in the evening.…

Velocity Club

East Liverpool, Ohio

An interesting club, very different from...

An interesting club, very different from most. Usually, they don't have dancers on a stage at all. Instead, they've got (sometimes) fully nude bartenders. Two very hot women were working the bar,…

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

Location: ...

Location: This is the old Electros in Pearl City. Detail: Owner is Ashley, long time local asian (Filipino) dancer. Bitchy stuck up as a dancer…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Went to the club for the...

Went to the club for the first time. It  was on a Sunday night. The parking lot is big  & the lights were good.  There is a membership cost & a waiting time  I had gone in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Had not visited in many years....

Had not visited in many years. The club is still well maintained and furnished, the main stage is located in the back with rows of chairs about 3-4 rows deep rimming the central stage.…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Went to this place Saturday night...

Went to this place Saturday night around midnight, since I hadn't been there in several months and had fairly good memories. Well, I don't anymore! The place was fairly busy with 10-15 dancers…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

I went to the club with...

I went to the club with a friend and over all had a great time. The cover charge was the normal $10.00 and the club was not too crowded. I sat down and a waitress brought…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went on a Saturday, got there...

Went on a Saturday, got there early around 6pm. There were at least 6 women on the floor maybe more ranging form 6's to 8's. Drinks were cheep and plenty of tv's to check the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Gave this club a 7 because...

Gave this club a 7 because it is the typical outside youd expect a seedy old strip club to be...inside is better than it used to be as far as having an ok renovation...the bar…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

I went in on a Thursday...

I went in on a Thursday night with the coupon form their website. Had a water for $5. They have 3 stages where normally 3 girls dance at a time. But this being a little slow…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I was surprised by the lack...

I was surprised by the lack of customers but very delighted in the amount of hot ladies were available. I am a regular at this point but the places never ceases to amaze me. I…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I have mixed reviews of this...

I have mixed reviews of this place. The club itself is nice and upscale, usual drink prices for Detroit area. $10 for the VIP every time you go back there, not so great. I visited…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

Cramped and unsanitary. I thought it...

Cramped and unsanitary. I thought it would be a more nicer clubs but its really not. The restrooms are filthy and the bartenders suck. The girls had awful makeup and were completely unenergetic. Didn't interact…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Had been to the Palace a...

Had been to the Palace a few times before with mixed results, so decided to check it out on a Friday night. Even with the new SA ordinance, making the girls wear silicone to cover…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Two fairly recent late Saturday night...

Two fairly recent late Saturday night visits confirms that Living Room is indeed a topless-only club now.(Actual stage dances were either bikini, or topless with silver dollar pancake bandaid covers. Some were X-shaped.) A quick…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers. I was just there for a mid-day break, and I had a coke, which was about $3. I think that all…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This is easily Pittsburgh best...

This is easily Pittsburgh best looking and maintained club, except for the unique stage layout. From a majority of the seating, the only way to tip or interact with the dancer on stage…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I wrote a review, mostly because I've been taking a break from strip clubbing. Recently (well not so recently, but a few months ago) Penthouse Club Pittsburgh opened. The goal…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Bourbon Street on a...

Went to Bourbon Street on a recent Sunday evening. They definitely have the hottest women in all of AZ. Mileage varies depending on the dancer, but usually good things happen in the VIP…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I've got to say I have...

I've got to say I have mixed feelings about this club when I lived in this city it was my go to club they had live music and great girls but it has changed a…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at the club. As...

First time at the club. As others have noted, it is definitely an attractive selection of girls at the club. Not quite the variety of Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, but a good selection for almost…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This is a hit or miss...

This is a hit or miss club. Usually, I get dances from a tall asian named Hiedi. However, she wasn't there. So, instead, I went to the VIP room with a slender…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

I've been going to Dream House...

I've been going to Dream House for over 20 years. It is pretty scary on the outside. In days gone by it was a place that did small engine repair. I guess…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

I visited on Monday around 1:00PM...

I visited on Monday around 1:00PM and there were 4 dancers on the 12:00-5:00PM shift. Just one other person in the bar. The first 2 dancers had nice bodies, but didn't seem to…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

First time there... and OMG it...

First time there... and OMG it was fabulous. one thin tall hot blond, ( i like this) Noe I think, a sweet pretty petite latina ( Valeria) a hot kinky late 20 s redhead (…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Just to update some general information: The...

Just to update some general information: The club isn't really open days. They officially open at 4 p.m. not 12 noon. And then on most days you are unlikely to see more than 2…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday evening, a few of the...

Saturday evening, a few of the group wanted to go to BT’s for some fun. I have had both good and bad times here, as I generally prefer more of the blue-collar clubs (the Hamilton…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First time I've been to a...

First time I've been to a strip club but had a great time. Arrived at about 9 after a brief stop at cheetahs. I was drunk as hell so didn't mind the bag check, coat…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

This is a composite of a...

This is a composite of a handful of weekday visits. The club seems to consistently be keeping 6-8 girls on weekday shifts. In the past the number of girls seemed less reliable. The club…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Visited this club after a couple...

Visited this club after a couple months away. The thing I liked about this club before was the quirky dynamics of the customers and dancers. At night this is definitely a black club with black…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Back in September I stopped by...

Back in September I stopped by Barbarella's, I had been before, and hadn't been disappointed. What drew me that weeknight was a fire alarm in my building. Instead of standing around like a PL staring at…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on a Saturday towards last...

Went on a Saturday towards last call, 3 girls on who took turns dancing on a tiny stage surrounded by 9 or so seats. Vip hostess came over and offered us bottle service, she…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Always have a good time at...

Always have a good time at G2K. The daytime dancers are very friendly and you really get amazing lap dances. The bouncer does not even go upstairs to the lap dance area until after 6…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Made another trip to Raleigh and...

Made another trip to Raleigh and decidedd to make a stop here. The club was very nice and clean. The dancers brought it on stage and were engaging. Price wise if I remember it was 10…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went on a Monday during lunch...

Went on a Monday during lunch time the club was slow and not too many attractive dancers, I sat on the back wall I do not like to seat in the middle of everyone's view,…

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Houston Bound

I've been offered a new job in Houston and more than likely will take it and probably start in the middle of December. Just wanted general information on clubs in the area. I do prefer white/Latina girls and I'm not sure…

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SIPPYCUP69

Did you ever ger a diaper rash from ldking? If so, then that takes being molested by a dancer to a whole new level...

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OT : The Stock Market ?

The market has been going bonkers and hitting all time highs? What do you all think – bubble? If so, u think their will just be a pullback and not a semi-crash? All do you think it can keep…

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A Stripper Thanksgiving Story

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money, and I won't be able to…

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Younger Dancers

As I sit here and think of the various dicey activities that I engaged in with dancers during 2013, one thing that sticks out in my mind is the downtrending in the ages of the girls that are offering up…

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Stadium Club makes it rain: Bill paid, lien lifted

Rejoice: the Stadium Club will be open for the weekend. The bill was paid Friday, much of it in singles. That's not a joke: $40,000 of the roughly $150,000 collected by the Office of Tax and Revenue was paid in $1…

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Total nudity with liquor legal in Michigan

A news story in the Ann Arbor news on Sunday (Gannet news byline) spelled out why it IS LEGAL to be totally nude and serve alcohol in a Michigan club. This all stemmed from a…

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Higher Mileage from Hotties

Where I did most of my clubbing back in 1995 to about 2001 or so, predominantly in the New England states and parts of NY, there was a lot of truth to the notion that the hotter girls generally did…

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Underrepresented Regions

Good Monday Morning to all. While I was watching the morning news, eating hot wings, and looking at TUSCL, I noticed something amiss. We have members who are active on the discussion board from all over America and…

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Good & bad for treaseur club in Asheville

Well our bro sippycup let us know the Xcapades is closed again. That is great news for the treasure club.it will be watched closer by the county. so what do y'all think.

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Free blow jobs?

http://www.tristatehomepage.com/story/message-on-strip-clubs-sign-creates-controversy/d/story/-Hb2yoRSEUijpTVPC4VaqA

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Does anyone know which club this Las Vegas stripper works at?

instagram.com/elnaz1985

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How to ask for FS in VIP?

How many times has this been asked on the board? Here is an approach that I have never heard before. From a recent Atlanta Cheetah review. " I placed a Trojan condom next to my cola, waiting for a girl to…

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Prostitution sting nabs 15 in Vancouver

Vancouver Police caught 15 men in an organized vice sting targeting customers of prostitution Friday afternoon. Detectives placed an ad on the website Backpage.com in the escorts section offering sexual services. An undercover detective posed as the prostitute, directing…

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Consumer Reports

ATF Lite wants me to buy her a new washing machine for Christmas. Any recommendations for the best brand? Best quality and price combination.

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One Night - What Is The Best Strip Club in Detroit

Headed to the Ohio State vs Michigan football game next weekend. Will spend the night in Detroit before driving to Ann Arbor the next morning. Read the reviews but what some personal advice. If I'm going to go to…

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Plagiarism

Thievery is uncool and uncalled for. Not only was my review stolen, it was chopped in half. Asshole didn't even have the smarts to replace my name with his. Avatar hrony Prop hrony Ignore hrony Send Private…

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[OT] Kindle Fire HDX

Got this from amazon on Friday and had a chance to try it out yesterday. I got to say it is one sweeeeet device. Only thing I'm thinking is that maybe I should have gone with 7" instead of the…

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Given a Choice - Smokey or Smoke Free

Last visit to Follies,was almost unbearably smokey. During a quick visual survey, I saw three customers smoking and 8 dancers. All else being equal, how many of you would prefer a smoke free club? (Loved Baby Dolls in Dallas for…

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Making old age work for you in the club.

A common for men over 50 is an enlarged prostate. This causes you to need to piss frequently and the flow of urine is very slow. It causes you to get up many times during the night just to piss. But…

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Face Palm

Met a new girl last night. Pretty, slim without being too skinny, boobs and butt in proportion, long dark hair, sexy eyes. Checks in at the top of the scale in nearly all my criteria for being a…

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Crashing MY Booth

When I decide to get a booth in the club, paying the now obligatory $20.00 tip, I have found over the years that dancers take it as an invitation to gang up, sit down, uninvited, and try to get me…

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Why Antwerp Has The Best-Run Sex District In The World

Antwerp, Belgium has turned its once-violent prostitution zone into an incredibly safe and efficient red light district, criminology professor Ronald Weitzer writes in a fascinating book that advocates for legalizing prostitution. His book, "Legalizing Prostitution: From Illicit Vice to Lawful Business,"…

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Strip club offers ‘guilt-free' lapdances with proceeds going to charity

A strip club is offering ‘guilt-free' lapdances to customers by promising to give the proceeds of the performances to charity. The promotion by the Burke and Hare in West Port, Edinburgh, means dances will be half the normal price in order…

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Washington, D.C. owns a strip club

The District of Columbia Office of Tax and Revenue announced Friday that the tax debt is now satisfied and the club is free to reopen. (CNN) – Let the jokes begin: The District of Columbia is now the owner of a…

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Miami Bound

It turns out I have a son in the USA. On his 18th birthday his mum told him about me and now he wants to meet. Always open to bribery I decided to come when his mum and…

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Things Just Keep Getting Better and Better--Vagina Version

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on stage. I was skeptical because…

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No tipping the strippers.

City leaders in Galveston are considering a ban against tipping strippers as part of a crack down on sexually oriented businesses. If approved, the more than 50-page proposed ordinance would lead to tough restrictions on strip clubs with violators facing…

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What is Your Weakness ?

Is there something in particular a dancer can do that will get you saying yes to a dance when you may have not wanted one upon first laying eyes on the dancer? Reading Slick's recent post about the dancer giving him…

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The Stripper With A Bad Case Of Bacne

So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the…

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Google Visually Similar Image Search -- needs work

I was trying to find a full-res version of rankum's avatar. Here are some "matches" google gave me: http://img5.ngoisao.vn/news/2013/5/21/42/_have_logo_1361507502phithanhvanlamdepeva7jpg1369152814jpg1369153199.jpg http://www.wncwoman.com/images/monikaCryBabyCry72.jpg http://cp1.douguo.net/upload/caiku/5/6/6/yuan_564b6e626b814df46571c89bd0d249b6.jpg http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/images/armrbasic.jpg

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

There have been a lot of folks talking about the sad state of discourse on TUSCL. often that has been focused on Juice 'cos he posts so many threads, most of which a jokes (some of which are funny as…

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Do you ever wonder about Ilbbaicnl?

I do.

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Stripper Peer Pressure

A dancer I know told me she went to a shooting range once. She said she found that the destructive power of a handgun, experienced first person, is rather scary. Now she feels like a big sissy, cause…

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Ever get free housecleaning from a stripper?

I did, but only very briefly. She started picking up the dead leaves that had fallen off one of my plants. But after about 30 seconds, she got a "what the fuck am I doing?" look on her…

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Alutard's Worst Nightmare?

Locked in his room with the padded white walls in his mental asylum, wearing a straight jacket but with a couple of roommates: 1) a PRIVACY VIOLATOR and 2) a vile ATTACK DOG!

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Is it wrong to get a lap dance from a friends wife

The other night before heading home from work I stopped at a club that I frequent , to my surprise when a dancer called my name it was a friends wife. We talked a little I said if it was…

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heartbreakers experiences Columbia sc

I am trying to get some feed back on a topless bar in Columbia SC called, Heartbreakers. I need some input from guys and falls who have been there.

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Rankings for your favorite club

Do any of you have a top club in your area that you know from experience to be much better than another club or clubs in your area that are currently in the top 100 of the rankings on this…

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What I Learned In A Year Of Serious Clubbing

Came to this forum about a year ago brand spanking new and wet behind the ears about anything having to do with strip clubs. Many of the opinions I held before have drastically changed during the year. I…

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OTC rates

I have been following this discussion threads for sometime. Some of you have provided valuable advice. I would like to know whether you take the dancers OTC for one hour, couple of hours or for the night? Also, what would…

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Duke Lacross acuser sentenced for murder

Yea, go out with strippers - they all innocent! http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/11/22/3396116/jury-in-mangum-murder-trial-continue.html

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Nickel and Dime

Was reading a recent review and it reminded me of another way clubs try to rip customers. We all know about the ridiculous ATM fees; yet some of us (me included :)) will often use the ATM if we are having…

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Dancer Recommendations

In your reviews, do you all ever recommend dancers? I do sometimes because there's a lot of dancers that give shitty dances, I think it's useful for the TUSCLers to know who's gonna give good dances (of course I don't ever…

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Another Shitty Ass Review

I don't like to flag reviews and will often give a pass if the review at least offers one item of useful info – below is the review of someone who just joined TUSCL and this was their only review…

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Iceland doesn't have strip clubs but does have sheep groping contests. :)

http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/search/news/Default.asp?ew_0_a_id=381270

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Racist Dancers

Lately I have been clubbing a lot in northeast Florida and it is simply a different world. Now the city areas along the coast are not so bad as many of the folks who live and work in them…

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Does Alcohol Actually Matter In A Strip Club

As a resident of the Golden State, we are not allowed to have alcohol in our fully nude strip clubs. Since we can't drink, alcohol really isn't a factor with stripper interaction. In those states where they sell…

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Remembering that Friday: 50 Years ago this Day

The course and history of the United States and the World changed so dramatically in a very violent few seconds 50 years ago today…

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National Escort Site

For all you Ambidextrous Hobbyist's out there that like to see strippers and escorts, there is a national escort site called AHB (Adult Hobby Board) You can use me (Joe Dirt) as a referral if you want to speed up…

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TUSCL Profile Pictures ?

Got PMs from 2 TUSCL buddies letting me know that it appears the pics from all TUSCLers' profiles are gone. Anyone have any info on this?

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More on the Booty Lounge

There was a post a couple days ago about the Booty Lounge, a mobile strip club in Detroit. Here's another story with pictures of the strippers. These strippers aren't going to make me forsake the immobile strip

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Spinner?

Okay, I haven't been on TUSCL for awhile, and I noticed when reading reviews lately that many people refer to some dancers as being spinners. This term is not in the glossary. So what is a spinner, anyway?

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What Do Stadiums and Vaginas Have in Common?

Jon Stewart explains: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-19-2013/unnecessary-muffness (4:56)

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WWPLD?

What Would the Pathetic Looser Do? Ok so let's say that you had an arrangement where your travel and lodging were paid by your employer and you had the ability to articulate the need to visit a client in pretty much…

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OT: For us PLERDs (PLs + Nerds) :)

If you have nothing better to do tonight; there seems to be an interesting program tonight on PBS (Public Television) about the history of the U.S. space-shuttle program – at least in my area it airs @ 11:00 p.m. tonight:

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Fuck the Whore

Driving home from the strip club tonight, I realized all I wanted to do is fuck the whore. Comments?

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SC Analogy

For those that did not get a chance to read this on the TUSCL article “Understanding Strippers' Motivations”; I thought I'd repost it here (it was originally posted by TUSCLer “mroo”): “ST. PAUL, MN—Como Park visitor Daryl Wilson, 31, reported that…

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What are the top trends for Strip Clubs in 2014?

I've heard a lot about average strip clubs, but what about the great ones, what do they do that others don't? What is the cool stuff? Food or Beverage? Stunts? Special events? What distinguishes a great one from an average one,…

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The battle of the sexes continues!

And shit just got real. lol http://www.returnofkings.com/21313/5-reasons-to-date-a-girl-with-an-eating-disorder Feminists & male feminists alike are absolutely losing their shit right now over this article. The "Manosphere" is about to go mainstream, courtesy of Roosh & Tuthmosis from Return Of Kings. What does this have to…

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Kissing strippers

How many of you will kiss the dancers, or attempt to do so in a lap dance or private room? Do you worry about disease? Would you perform oral sex on a dancer? No I am a virgin so don't

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One or a The Other

If for some obscene reason, you could only have blow jobs or fuck but not both, for the rest of your life, which option do you choose? A. Blow Job B. Fucking I choose option B.

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I'm dating a girl that after 1 year of our relationship told me she was a atripp

She said that her husband at that time forced her to do so for money, to pay the lawyer that he needed, otherwise would go to jail. She also said that made it for only 3 weeks that she was…