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As good as it gets

What is the best time you had in a club?

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Ever get a stripper fired?

I did, kinda, decades ago. A club called Solid Gold(on Fed'l Hwy just South of Oakland Park Blvd in Ft Laud) which this version and location no longer exists. I got some dances from a white girl with dreadlocks kinda skanky…

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Getting Rid of the Perfume Smell

I'm not in a relationship right now, but when I lived with my ex I would head out to the club from time to time. I never changed my clothes before I came back, but I did resort to other…

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OT: Skyrim

Almost as addicting as naked women. I can feel the adrenaline rush during "combat" even though there's no possibility of injury to me. Heart pumps, palms sweat, body tenses up. Physiological manifestations very similar to sex.

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Perfect Lap Dance Body

This is kinda random, but what the hell. A significant percentage of dancers at my favorite club can give good grinding-type dances. Every once in a rare while, however, there will be a dancer who will fit perfectly into my…

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I need some Lego stat!

Who'd think Lego could score you a pornstar? Lol! http://thechive.com/2014/01/27/porn-star-takes-to-twitter-with-an-interesting-offer-10-photos/

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OTC & Club Attendance

Good afternoon my friends. I hope all is well with y'all. All is definitely shits and giggles with your little brother Slick. As of now, let's talk OTC. I've been doing real well lately in the…

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4:20

Does pot make you paranoid? I wouldn't know. I've never tried it

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OT: He be pimpin' at 75

Hey shadowcat! Just a few short years and you too can start pimping! :) http://iactafool.com/75-year-old-man-arrested-for-running-prostitution-ring/

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Strip club brawl

An overnight brawl at a South Hackensack strip club left four people seriously injured — two of whom were deliberately hit with a car — and authorities still sorting through evidence, victims, witnesses and suspects late this morning. Six combatants…

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Why are a large portion of TV and Cable shows devoted to queers

I was surfing the satellite channels the other day and another "new" HBO show was starting and I read the description. It had a lengthy description but it boiled down to fags looking for dates and sex. This got me…

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older strippers from the 70s where are they now.

just wondering if any custmores from the 70s remember any dancers from the show bar in springfield mass,like cherry vanilla,debbie,j.d. sterling just to name a few.ever wonder what happened to them .and would love to talk to them,and remaniss.

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Joke of the Day

What is the definition of cow tipping? Throwing dollars at overweight strippers.

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OT: Dating Pregnant Women

I know this is a bit off topic, but was curious about your thoughts. My retired ATF and her younger sister are Facebook friends of mine. The younger sister is now 8 months pregnant. Her babydaddy left her very early…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

First time in SAT. After...

First time in SAT. After reading reviews here, I decided to try Perfect Ten. Three waitresses were waiting by the front door. Majesta escorted me to a seat. She is gorgeous…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

My wife and I ended up...

My wife and I ended up here after a visiting Tootsies (another story for another time). Ten dollar cover for each of us, which was surprising, as we expected that her cover would be…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Hotel screwed up my reservations and...

Hotel screwed up my reservations and had to kill some time before a room was ready went to All-stars. Door girl let me in with no cover. Club wasn't busy at all maybe 5-8…

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Have been to Dream Lounge a...

Have been to Dream Lounge a few times. Has a front area with porn/toys, to the right is a movie arcade with a few rooms/seating area for groups. To the back, you pass by a…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Visited Michaels after stopping by Treasures...

Visited Michaels after stopping by Treasures and Centerfolds. A lot less pushy dancers here which I prefer. This is a big club, three stages but no poles. There was a handle hanging above…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Loved this club! Finally got my ass...

Loved this club! Finally got my ass down to OC to try out a new club. Knowing that the place opened up at 11am I got there early – 1:30pm. No cover but a 1 drink…

Double D Saloon

Vineland, New Jersey

Okay I went to this Go...

Okay I went to this Go Go club thinking it would be more classy which it is but it's an undercover prostitution ring. My best friends were asked constantly in the VIP if they wanted…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Its a brand new, very nice...

Its a brand new, very nice club black and red. Easy directions easy to get to. Located in a remote area off of fourth avenue. Local bars nearby if your a drinker. Outside…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Well, this place is not quite...

Well, this place is not quite what it used to be. Seems like they've hired a couple new dancers, younger and a little hotter, but at the cost of losing "extra" services. I'm…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A must visit as far as...

A must visit as far as nude clubs in the Phoenix area go! My personal opinion is Blue Moon comes in at #1 position in terms of best nude clubs in the area! This looks…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The dancers at Cheetahs were cool....

The dancers at Cheetahs were cool. The cocktail waitresses though were really pushy with drinks, which does annoy me. However when they weren't around I could actually relax. I got a couple…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Best Okc club so far I've...

Best Okc club so far I've been to double d, playhouse, red dog. The girls here are 7+ , there are about 3 stage total, the main one is in the center and the…

Goldfingers

Prague, Czechia

Goldfingers Prague is the best Strip...

Goldfingers Prague is the best Strip Club i have ever been. And you should notice: It is a Strip Club! Not a brtohel or a Cabaret. So, Sex is no Option. But if you go…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Physically the building is nice inside....

Physically the building is nice inside. Purely as a club it's nice. Where they fail is in the strip part. Short version - empty, thick and boring. Read on for more. Stopped by on a Thursday…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to NOLA and I met up with a friend at this club. The club is by far the nicest club in the quarter! The club was slow, but there were…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I only stopped into this place...

I only stopped into this place because I was in the area on business, otherwise I would say not worth the trip. Weird vibe. Felt like I was in the scene of a…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Second time in the club, scanners...

Second time in the club, scanners at entrance for metal and cell phone check. Featured dancer the amazing Jenna Haze! so hot and she went full nude. Topless dances and lap dance,room on the side,…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

There is only one thing consistent...

There is only one thing consistent about this place: it's sleazy. It is on occasion very good, but usually you walk out saying, why did I waste my time and money. Well on…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited there on Friday because I...

Visited there on Friday because I didn't have anything to do. Tons of girls there and they were 7 - 10s for the most part. They were very friendly but not pushy.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This review is specifically for couples....

This review is specifically for couples. My wife and I make Sapphire a regular stop on our trips. The staff and entertainers are very welcoming and friendly which is much appreciated when you…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Stopped in early afternoon, club didn't...

Stopped in early afternoon, club didn't use to open till 5;00pm.They now open at 2:00pm. Just two dancers were working but one was my all time fav that had just started back here. The run…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at Hurricane Betty's. Unfortunately, the strip club scene is not good in Worcester and from what I heard this was supposed to be the "best of the worst." I should…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

The club is a hole. ...

The club is a hole. The bathroom is disgusting. But, I don't go for the décor. You have to be patient and wait for a decent dancer to have time for you.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I was tired of sitting in...

I was tired of sitting in Dallas construction and traffic and decided to pick up a six pack and check out the talent. I arrived around 5:00 PM was able to park myself and…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

This was my third trip to...

This was my third trip to CP. It was roughly the same as the others. Walk in, sit down at the bar, have a girl who rates between a 4 and a 7…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Been a few times recently. Had...

Been a few times recently. Had a private with a couple different girls. All were cute but the fees are outrageous for the services. Bartender is always friendly. Girls charge top dollar in privates. And…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Club was very crowded, especially for...

Club was very crowded, especially for a week night, and very difficult to find any place to sit. Very limited seating near the dancers. Very few dancers on floor, and those that were…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by here after my visit...

Stopped by here after my visit from DVCOI to check out a certain dancer that were listed in a RTRC from a different site. I heard some pretty good things about her from other dancer…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Very nice club on the inside....

Very nice club on the inside. Outside, looks like a large industrial building, but once inside very well appointed through out. Two levels of seating, a lower level around the main stage,…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Ive been to this spot once...

Ive been to this spot once a long time ago, I didnt remember it being so big! I love the layout with the two stages in different rooms, it feels like it opens the place…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I don't know why this place...

I don't know why this place is rated so low. It's awesome! The Venue: There's three floors. The bouncers are super friendly and really give you the VIP treatment. You pay a $20 cover when you enter…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Found myself back in the area...

Found myself back in the area so I stopped in. The place was packed, but with guys not spending money. So the ladies were all pretty pissed and walking around angry! The only…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The quality of dancers is not...

The quality of dancers is not very good. I have been here many times but with the new rules the value of the club has decreased quite a bit. They have also increased the cost…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

Went there to have a little...

Went there to have a little fun and was told for a $20 special you could get in plus a drink and 1 free lap dance so I went for it and was surprised to…

Famous Flesh Gordons

Thames Centre, Ontario

I've been to Fleshies on a...

I've been to Fleshies on a few occasions but I do believe this is my first review. First off it's a great place to go between 3-7 as they have an awesome drink special. Only…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Since it has been about a...

Since it has been about a year since my last review of "Blush", it seems that the time is right for an update. I'm glad to report that this visit was once again a…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

To those 40 and older Lamplighter...

To those 40 and older Lamplighter is Cheers with T&A. You won't find an 8, 9, or 10 here; however, you will find attractive girls that know how to entertain. And I haven't yet been greeted with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in town visiting from...

I was in town visiting from Charlotte and went to the club early evening on a Saturday. It was packed and I couldn't find a seat so I got a drink and stood by the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ive never been to a SC...

Ive never been to a SC before and this was my first experience. I went there at around 6pm on a Sunday. I was pleasantly surprised. The club was clean and well kept. There were…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Very surprised by the out of...

Very surprised by the out of the way club. Girl at the door was attractive and friendly, girl behind the bar was nice and the dancers really were a shock. Firstly, just finishing was a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

nice model looking...

nice model looking dancers and upscale atmosphere club stage show is total nude and 3 songs each they push buying a drink very hard so you got to…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Wow, this place is a true...

Wow, this place is a true dive. It is even too seedy and out there for me. As most of you know, it is not really a "strip club". It is an old adult store…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Not a bad experience, treated well...

Not a bad experience, treated well for a first timer. I went in and payed the dipshit at the door, OMG. When I entered the hot girl was getting ready to perform, at that point…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

got in gc about 3pm and...

got in gc about 3pm and left 5pm around 10 average looking dancers and about 10 customers dayshift was average maybe nite shift is hotter dancers…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

While I was in Seattle, decided...

While I was in Seattle, decided to check out this club. The club layout is a little odd to me. Depending on where you sit it can be difficult to keep an eye…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

I stopped in one afternoon while...

I stopped in one afternoon while my truck was being worked on over at the TA...I seen about three dancers in the place, I went to bar and got a beer ( 3.50) and started…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I usually only hit this club...

I usually only hit this club up in the afternoon, but it's probably the best club in midtown Manhattan for that purpose. The main pros are: 1. A great layout, bigger than you'd think from…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Went to Rick's in January when...

Went to Rick's in January when I was in NY for a night. Experience is still good. Girls are cute and mostly respectful, will stop and talk and if you're not interested will typically leave…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

While on business trip to SF,...

While on business trip to SF, we decided to pay a visit to the Crazy Horse theater. Location is great, right next to city center hotels. Cover was 25$ on a wednesday evening The club is…

Double D Saloon

Vineland, New Jersey

I went here a couple times,...

I went here a couple times, bikini bar is pretty much what this place is. When they first opened they had great food... not so much now, it's OK but before it was amazing.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

visited Monday around 12:30PM. Plenty of...

visited Monday around 12:30PM. Plenty of free parking. Downtown location, but seems quite safe. No cover. No bathroom stooge. Dancer talent was surprisingly strong for a Monday lunch. Honestly, this lineup is better than what…

Flesh

Colton, California

From my other review, you can...

From my other review, you can tell I'm not a big fan of this club. That said, the other topless clubs in the area suck worse, so I decided to give Flesh another try. Sadly, the bartender…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

When to Excape during a business...

When to Excape during a business trip. The girls were young and energetic on stage. This was my first time there. The club is large and clean. Not not too dark like many other places.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was here a few Saturdays...

I was here a few Saturdays ago. Blue Moon continues to be one of the better places to relax in Phoenix. The inside of the club itself is not much to look at. There are…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

$10 entrance fee and a $5...

$10 entrance fee and a $5 one drink minimum. There are usually several types of dancers (asian, caucasion, black, white, tattoos, no tattoos, heavy, thin). I have one favorite which everyone references but I have…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

This club is clear, well lit,...

This club is clear, well lit, and very comfortable. Convenient parking lot in front. I was waved in without a cover and had a $5.00 Beer. Girls are all friendly, talented dancers and have natural…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

I visited this place on a...

I visited this place on a Friday night and had a great time. I have met 2 beautiful ladies here (both latin or middle eastern). They were a little bit thicker but I…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

I like this place, the talent...

I like this place, the talent is always very appealing. When you come here you have the option to go here or perfection. I will always choose Starlets. Better women, and just a better atmosphere,…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

The place doesn't look amazing but...

The place doesn't look amazing but the atmosphere inside is super chill. The dancers are all nice and friendly. The prices for everything were very reasonable. Everyone in my group had a good time and…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Been here a few times, always...

Been here a few times, always in the afternoon. This was no exception. The club actually had a few more patrons than normal, but it could be the fact that it was a…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Because my home city has great...

Because my home city has great high mileage clubs, I usually don't have much tolerance for posh-end showbars like Solid Gold. That said I was really pleasantly surprised. The staff was friendly and…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Okay, I have been to hundreds...

Okay, I have been to hundreds of strip clubs here in the us and abroad. I have never had the experience like I did the other night here. I went into the club…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This place is the best. I...

This place is the best. I come here often. They have a lot of ladies especially Latinas in the afternoon. The drinks are cheap and comes with free lunch as well. The girls aren't too…

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Stripper joke du jour

What does a stripper do with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice!

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You are her regular

So you are known as one dancers regular. I know this has been brought up about the pros and cons. I do like having the hottest thing come to me as soon as I walk in the club, but have…

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New type of breast implant

http://betaspot.com/heliumboob/ I she permits mouth contact, will you're voice have a high pitch for a few seconds afterwards? I'm glad they're not using hydrogen. Remember the Hindenburg.

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Dark skinned African-Americans with Tattoos

Hopefully this doesn't come off as racist. I have black friends. lol But I don't get it when you can hardly see the tattoos. Next time I am in the hood I will be sure to ask some. I'm 5'6" 140lbs oh…

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Do you use ur real name at SC?

I started doing this years ago. When a stripper comes up to me and asks me my name I just say "Mike". Not my real name. Some reasons are I don't like my real name, it is easier to say…

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What kind of music videos have you seen in strip clubs you like or might like to

I thought of the name of one weird one I remember. It was called Bouncer. I was trying to remember the name of another video with lots of battle scenes and war. I was too distracted by the hot girl on…

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Leave it to guys in a strip club to find a new way to upset a girl

One guy tipped a hot dancer ten dollars in bills. I remember seeing him keep tipping. No one else was but I was going to wait to tip her a dollar. After he left I did.…

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The new Robocop is coming out

Hope it's good. I thought the original was great. I was wondering; were the guys who made the original in 1987, prophets?, or was Detroit messed up then?

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A stripper rants. Reprinted from 2004 for the newbies on here. It's satire at it

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do,…

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Ten Commandments of Strip Clubs

10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number 9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume 8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant 7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills 6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name 5. Thou…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Been to the dirty bird numerous...

Been to the dirty bird numerous times and always a fun time. The girls are always friendly and you can't beat the $10 dances. There are always a variety of girls available including hispanic, asian, etc.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

I recently had the opportunity to...

I recently had the opportunity to visit the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area, and to visit four different clubs: Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale, Scarlett's in Hallandale, Dean's Gold in North Miami and Wonderland in Miami.…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

I drove from milwaukee, in the...

I drove from milwaukee, in the snow, with my girlfriend to visit a so called premiere nude strip club. Lets just say that the look of the club is definitely higher than the standard…

Full Moon Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

The best of Hurley clubs. If...

The best of Hurley clubs. If those not familiar with hurley the town is on the wisconsin Michigan boader, the was known in the prohibition area as well know mining town for prostitution and gambling.…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I visited about 8P on a...

I visited about 8P on a Friday night. It was hard to estimate the number of dancers because they seemed to appear out of nowhere. There were only a couple visible at any one time.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in after a concert...

I stopped in after a concert in town, as soon as i walked in my ATF was on stage. I got a beer and went up to stage to tip. She was doing great pole…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

This is an all nude bar...

This is an all nude bar and most of the women were pretty damn attractive. There is a $10 cover and BYOB. I don't drink so I didn't mind. First coke was $5 bucks and…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

This is the club formerly known...

This is the club formerly known as Porky's. The club has been renovated and is physically decent, but the scene inside is really pretty bad. I went on a Thursday night at about…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Walked in and you pay your...

Walked in and you pay your entrance and drink. As you pass the desk your greeted to the main stage right in front of you and on your left the second stage. It was packed…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by here after not being...

Stopped by here after not being impressed by "synn" around the corner. It's easy to miss this place, they are in a strip mall and no road sign that I could tell. Anyway, small club…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This club looks great from the...

This club looks great from the outside, but is a joke on the inside. The stage looks like it was hastily assembled from HomeDepot parts earlier that day. The quality of the dancers the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went by early evening and saw...

Went by early evening and saw some old friends. Damn, there are more good looking women per square inch inside this small club than anyplace else i can think of this side of the Mississippi…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I think this is about the...

I think this is about the only club I would go to by myself, or at all, in Fort Wayne. It is just good enough. And it is a safe area. Usually there's one…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

The club is actually very nice...

The club is actually very nice inside. I was surprised that there were no dance poles. Drinks are a little pricey in my opinion, & with no cover you HAVE to have a drink in…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

In Detroit for business and thought...

In Detroit for business and thought I would hit an old favorite on $10 dance day. The place hasn't changed. Story of building and dance booths has been chronicled and hasn't changed.…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Kappa is a strip club about...

Kappa is a strip club about 15 minutes N of Bloomington, IL on I-39. It's just outside of McLean County, so it stays open until 4 a.m. It has a free shuttle to & from…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Thought I would try Johns on...

Thought I would try Johns on Thursday after striking out at H8 on Wednesday. Strike two. Wow, not that this place was all that good on my other visit, so my expectations already…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I really liked this club. It's...

I really liked this club. It's a very relaxed environment and the dancers aren't that pushy. I had several that would sit and talk to me for quite a while. If I wasn't interested, I…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Thought I would try someplace new...

Thought I would try someplace new after striking out at the Hamilton clubs this week for the first time ever. My week had been horrible and based on reviews here, I didn't expect much,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I visited the club early evening...

I visited the club early evening before work. the place was dead with a few dancers just roaming around looking bored. The cover was its usual 10$ and it's just as dark as ever inside.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Got here around 7pm on Saturday....

Got here around 7pm on Saturday. Lot of Milf and thick ladies working tonight at CR. Cover is $5 and $12 for up stair. There are no reason to pay the extra money today. There…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

In town on business trip, decided...

In town on business trip, decided to check out the Rhino. The street where the spot is located is super-desolate at night. The club is just about the only thing within eyeshot that is open. Did…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to Christie's. Always wanted to go just never got around to it. I went on a Thursday with my friend and some people who knew from his job. One of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by synn for the first...

Stopped by synn for the first time in about a year. Parking lot was full but the inside was pretty empty. Admission was 20. Latinas were looking hot. Sat and was approached for a drink…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great place to lose an afternoon...

Great place to lose an afternoon and refresh yourself. Chatty and friendly younger girls abounding but take a look around because a few of the more experienced afternoon ladies are perky and pretty darn entertaining.…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Visited the newly remodeled club for...

Visited the newly remodeled club for the first time on Jan. 21. This is not the old Pearls on the east side of RT. 17 that looked like a crack house. They have moved across…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I had a first ever for...

I had a first ever for a strip club at Jen's. First of all, the dancers are all very friendly. There are a few that are quite pushy for dances and completely drunk…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Needed a little break from reality...

Needed a little break from reality so decided to make the trip out to Castaways. Hadn't been there in years so I figured I'd give it another try. Definitely worth the trip. I got there…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Was stranded due to weather nearby...

Was stranded due to weather nearby while traveling for work. And just found out the day before that Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were performing so I couldn't miss that. They were supposed to be…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

After a long absence, I dropped...

After a long absence, I dropped back into LaChambre last Friday afternoon and was immediately glad I did. The free parking is a big plus for a guy like me who hates to hand…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I visited Scarlets on a thursday...

I visited Scarlets on a thursday and I will be returning. I came in around 10pm and there where about 7 dancers on duty. Hispanic white and black. They looked fairly decent. Not bad…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Tried this place out because of...

Tried this place out because of other reviews. Pretty good as far as dancers go. Not too pushy. A few very attractive girls but most were average. Some of them offered extra services in the…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Went to the gold club for...

Went to the gold club for the first time since just after Thanksgiving this past week on a Thursday night late last week. It was busier than I can remember in a long time. There…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

OK, this club seems to...

OK, this club seems to have changed a bit. First off, there are no lap dances. None. The girls are either on a stage working for tips or working the crowd. I…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I swung by Sparky's about 3PM...

I swung by Sparky's about 3PM on a cold Saturday afternoon. It had been more than six months since my last visit, and the club seemed a little spruced up. The managers wore…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Decided to try this club for...

Decided to try this club for the first time as I was tired and bored of the only club on the North side. Went here on saturday afternoon at around 3 PM. The street and…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Club Risqué with...

I went to Club Risqué with some friends to celebrate after the Flyers victory. Saturday nights are a busy time for some tits and drinks. Normally I don't complain but the waitress helping our section…

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messenger on tuscl

It would be insane

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Revenge

I dropped into the Rig Pig club in Nisku this afternoon for a couple of hours of entertainment and relaxation. I was driving so my drinking was restricted to virgin Caesars. Unhappily, I was seriously disrespected by a table of…

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Los Angeles

Fellow strip club fans, I am seeking your help and opinions. I have an upcoming business trip to Los Angeles in mid-February that will have me flying in on a Sunday evening and in town until Wednesday afternoon. As a…

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More from Floriduh. Cops who escorted Justin Bieber to strip club suspended.

Three Florida police officers have been suspended after allegedly giving JUSTIN BIEBER an unauthorised escort from an airport to a strip club earlier this week (begs20Jan14). Opa-locka Assistant City Manager David Chiverton has confirmed reports suggesting the cops have been put…

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when told not to do spmething at a club youve done before elsewhere

In a well packed or semi packed club or club frequented By a High Roller or celebrity you keep wanting to get strippers numbers(Meaning more than 1). As you attempt to get/write a strippers number either mangament or a Bouncer stops…

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Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

So is the title of an article I recently read. The article is from one of those free alternative newspapers/magazines and is from a Miami magazine named “Miami New Times”. My conservative self is not much into “alternative” crap; but this little…

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OT: Alzheimer's -- how it starts

So I was having dinner with a friend, eating my salad. I say to him, "didn't you order a salad too?" He says, "Um yeah, I finished it, and the waitress took the empty plate away."

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My underwear issues continued

I use to have a fav I would bitch at for showing up wearing "granny panties". She was like hey, I have a busy life, I'm not wearing uncomfortable underwear all day just because I'm coming to your house…

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Best Rock act from Detroit

Has to be Ted Nugent, right?

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This review just made me laugh

“… Pink Slip is all black strippers. Some were definitely cute, others not so much. Money goes a long way here. First club I have been to where all of the girls get on the stage at once. Drinks…

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Possibe Sighting of missing poster at a mall

Could it be one of our missing posters? Has he gone postal and started shooting up the place killing people if they don't agree to give up their guns? I don't know. Nothing would surprise me. I'm often sleeping…

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OT: Food of the Gods!

Yes...the Olympian gods had their ambrosia but here in America we have a lil' sumpin' sumpin' that kicks ambrosia ass: Cheeseburger with a French Fry Bun! http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/must-try-cheeseburger-with-french-fry-bun/ If only they covered it in batter and deep fried it after assembling the burger. And…

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8 Reasons Most Guys Actually Hate Strip Clubs

Do you think the author is a faggot or a major faggot? http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2014/01/what-guys-think-8-reasons-i-ha.html

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Have you propped anyone lately?

I did. Just do it! Sounds like an ad.

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lets see who can honsetly answer this one

If you saw off hand or first hand or was told by another patron or stripper that a patron which you know or now know who he is has in the past 1-2-3 hrs or so has either…

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Where and what do you eat when you get hungry while strip clubbing?

options 1. You wouldn't get caught dead eating strip club food. 2. hit the nearest fast food restaurant in between visits 3. Grab a slice of pizza or whatever is available in the strip club. 4 other choices ? I go with 2…

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Connecticut clubs ideas

Name me a hot club in Connecticut closer to or closest to Cromwell that welcomes female customers or couple friendly. I've heard of many good clubs but for My work it takes Me once in a while to Cromwell or…

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opinion on if you viewed or found this out at a club you visited

which is worst or unlikely to swallow or which is easier to accept if this happened whilst visiting a club 1)The only perfect 10 or 9/10 is entertaining a special client/regular for most of the night 2)A high roller has come…

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Ever been to Paradise NV?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise,_Nevada

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Washington Park recommendations?

I have a Friday conference in St. Louis soon and plan to arrive the day before and hit two clubs in Washington Park, one early in the afternoon (1 or so) and the other fairly late at night (10ish).…

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I might start something here but seems interesting. Sharing BF-GF/ favorite Patr

Out of Curiousity I point this for opinion gathering This just popped in my Mind and whether I get negatives or Kudos lets see I know from Experience and from being told and especially reminded on here that visiting a stripper…

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OT: "Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor"

I'm sure some of us recall this quote from "Bluto" (played by John Belushi) in Animal House. How many of us know that today (Jan 24, 2014) marks the 65th anniversary of John Belushi's birth ? (My how time flies…

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What would do if a high roller came in and started throwing cash

This past week teen heart throb Justin Bieber went to a Florida strip club and spent $75,000 in $1 bills (so a news report says). http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2014/01/justin-bieber-drops-75k-king-of-diamonds-strip-club-miami-report-says/ My question is what would you do if a high roller came into a club you…

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Have you flagged any reviews lately ?

I've noticed for a month or so now that if I flag a review; I no longer immediately see the flag comment as I used to be able before. If prop a review; I see the prop comment right away;…

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Props to Crazyjoe and Dougster and IME

I think its nice of you guys to help Alucard fill out his new profile. Hope he's ok

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Jennifer Grey

Do you guys think that Jennifer Grey was hotter before or after the nose-job?

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If you had $100,000

Hey y'all, If you had had $100,000. what would you do? I would spend some at the SC & the rest I would buy lots of guns & ammo. So I can't wait to here what y'all will do

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It's all performance art

Ever wonder if you'll hear somebody on Fresh Air talking about their new performance art piece that turns out to be a collection of their TUSCL threads (and reactions to those threads)? That would be pretty frickin' coo-el, wouldn't it?

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Somebody that I Used to Know

When I became a strip club aficionado about 7 years ago, my first favorite was a dancer named Monique. She was a petite blonde just 5 feet tall with a pair of nice big enhanced boobs. I loved…

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Happy Birthday!

Happy 40th Birthday Kelly Kapowski

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Without Makeup

With shoephoto's recent port about Porn Stars Without Makeup, here is one of a rencently (again) in trouble. celebrity. http://www.schnittshow.com/pages/the-schnitt-show.html Scroll down in the tweets.

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Dancinggal posted her picture!

You should see her chest!!! https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527 But seriously though, that is NOT stripper underwear. That's maybe librarian underwear.

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head examination

Do you know anyone who should have their head examined by a proctologist?

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good news

Someone left me a message and said they found my head. They said they were a proctologist and to call them back right away. What does that mean?

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props

Who has the most props?

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OT:25 Years Ago In 1989...

...a very famous and mind altering artist passed away? Who was that artist?

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Happened to Me with few different strippersI dated in the past

Posting this in good spirits and fun and for opionion gathering. I'm an attractive good looking male. I'm dating a stripper or having sex regularly with a stripper. I'm involved romantically and or sexually with a stripper. She's a perfect 10.Or…

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Stripping - Cheerleading ... same pay and working conditions

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24529716/raiders-cheerleader-lawsuit-claims-pay-is-less-than-5-an-hour#axzz2rExH20QI

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Mike's Guide to Stip Clubs

http://mikeszine.com/issue4_stripclubgames.htm If you're like me, a good lap dance once a week keeps the old juices flowin', so to speak. I spent the last several years dedicating myself to gaining a fuller understanding of this lucrative industry. I have been a…

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Alucard/Protaganist

Go ahead,google it.Creepy.

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Ban blow torches!

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/detroit-police-say-blow-torch-rapist-strikes-again/ The woman said her attacker forced her into a car, ripped off her clothes and began burning her face with a blow torch.

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OT:Muskrat Love

I can't believe it. The Captain and Tennille are getting divorced, after all these years. Well, I guess love won't keep us together after all.

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Joke of the Day

The husband of a stripper walks into the club with a gun, and says, "I heard a guy had sex with my wife. I'm going to shoot him." The bartender looks at him, and says, "You don't have enough bullets."

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Boosting !

How Shoplifters Make Money Proffesional shoplifters are more common then people think. These people steal for a living. One of the more common types of proffessional organizations would be fleamarkets. Flea markets are rarely monitored for these types of activities. It…

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Sam's Club or Strip Club?

Think that men are nothing but cheating dogs who hate shopping but love the plush stripper booties? Well, according to a new study, that's not the case for the majority of men at all! According to The Chicago Tribune, Esquire Magazine…

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Stock Ticker RICK on the Move Today

Interesting action since last earnings: a huge pop on the day of earnings then a slow, low volume drift almost all the way back to where it started. Today we have a nice pop around +5.5% on decent volume. News…

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Porn Stars Without Makeup

An interesting look at porn stars before and after the makeup chair. I think that some are definite improvements, but a lot of them look pretty good in a girl-next-door way without the make up. I guess that is why I…

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life of a strippers boyfriend

It really fucking sucks.

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Funny Animations Depicting Adventures w/ Mexican Strippers & Whores

I put together these animations depicting adventures for mongers in Tijuana. These are not exactly autobiographical, but we've all been in similar conversations / scenarios from time to time! Enjoy gents, and tell me what you think. Links (copy and…

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How many strippers can you put on a 25 foot pole?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/new-super-bowl-strip-club-super-pole-article-1.1587038

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2 2AMers in Indy

INDIANAPOLIS — Indianapolis Metro police have arrested a man following a fatal shooting on the city's west side. Officers responded to the 3800 block of Lafayette Road, at Babes Showgirls, investigating reports of a person shot. When they arrived, officers found…

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8 Ball

More specifically for 3.5 grams of cocaine I need an 8-ball for new years. I love rubbing this shit on my gums

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All i eat is Bacon !

Bacon sandwich, bacon chips, bacon drank ! Bitch its all I eat ! Bacon Mane

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Oscar for best tits

Which one of you pervoids are running this site? Oscars For Best Tits http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/08/oscars-for-best-tits-1969-2013-90s.html

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Called to Jury Duty

Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one. Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first…

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Does conservative-liberal dimension predict strip club tolerance?

I'm confused. For years I assumed that more liberal states or cities would have more liberal strip club policies (including tolerance for extras). But there are too many exceptions for that broad generality to be true. For example,…

The Perfect Balance

We all have varying degrees of strip club experience. Some of us have been in clubs since we were 18. Some only go occasionally, some go every weekend, and some have a cot in the back and just have the girls bring us food from the buffet occasionally. Whatever your various levels of experience, I can promise that there is one thing that is different for all of us. And that is what we consider the perfect balance. Life in general is all about balance, and strip clubs are an amalgamation of life in on a much smaller scale. We balance work and play. We balance getting money and spending money. But in the strip club, balance can be the difference…

First Day Working as a Stripper

After frequenting strip clubs, seeing the beautiful girls (and some not so beautiful), and spending a decent amount of money on lap dances, I began to wonder what it was like. What it was like to go home with in just one day what I usually make in two weeks. Or even more. It wasn't really a simple decision, I had thought about it, read about it. I gave it about 6 months of telling myself I wanted to try it before I actually did. So once I had decided to try it, I took to the internet to find out which club I wanted to work at and how I would go about being hired. I flooded my brain…

Tijuana, Don't Do Me Like That

This is the third and likely final installment of my Tijuana adventures -- the writing of it I mean, not the doing of it! I returned to the Zona Norte last weekend and, as usual, am happy to report my experiences. This time, I drove my car from Arizona, parked on the American side of the border and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffel bag. I arrived at about 3:30pm on a Saturday afternoon and checked into Las Cascadas Hotel, which is directly above the Hong Kong Club. They've recently raised their prices, so the cost was $110 total for the Sat / Sun nights, which is pricey for the Zona, but still very convenient for pounding…

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Prescription Drug Abuse

The United States of America doesn't have a firearm problem, we have a prescription drug problem. Every single one of these school/public shooters was on some form of prescription drug. Our nation is over medicated.

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amo el bieber de Justin

amo el bieber de amo el bieber de Justin

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strippers as club "employees"

several clubs in ATL have been sued lately by dancers over the idea of whether they are independent contractors or actual employees. this comes down to a fight over the dancer fees vs. wages and benefits. what do…

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To touch or to be touched?

Obviously we all like two way mutual touching, but do you prefer the dancer touching you or you touching the dancer during a lap dance? With me I prefer the dancing doing the touching. There are times when some dancers will…

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Another metro Atlanta strip club sued for dancer wages

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/another-metro-atlanta-strip-club-sued-for-dancer-w/ncwhC/

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Bean Soup

Why do they call it 239 bean soup? If it had one more it would be too farty

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Is it too late to change careers?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-spends-75k-miami-strip-club-report-article-1.1586455

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Purdue University shooting

Alright Alucard, go ahead. Ban all guns and repeal the 2nd right?

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Molly

Who else on tuscl does that Molly ?

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Saving for the SC

I know most gents have their own bank account,but for those who have joint accounts, how do you set aside "fun money". I know one dude who always buys the groceries, and takes an extra twenty or so with cash…

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MLK - Sorry It's A Day Late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T_8MOwGcJ2A This is NSFW and is so offensive no one should watch it. But you'll laugh you're ass off!

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Jessica Chastain bewbs

I hesitate to post this, given the harsh reception o' Alexandra Daddario's groovy groovy scene, but as a redhead fan I have to: faptuary.net/wp/tag/jessicachastain/ Now I would have loved to see some ginger minge on screen, but nice pale boobies are OK…

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Fayetteville, NC question

Does anyone know if any/which clubs in Fayetteville, NC allow out-of-town dancers to dance only on the few busiest days after military paydays?