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OT:20 Years of UFC

Many, many moons ago there lived this man. This man's name was Rorion Gracie. This man had a dream. A dream of seeing just who is the baddest martial artist. On November 12, 1993, this dream…

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I'll be right back

In general, when you are with a dancer that say's I'll be right back, how long will you wait until you entertain the sexy graces of a different dancer? I know the question has too many unknowns to answer…

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Vagina too brown?

Have you ever gone to all the trouble and expense of setting up OTC, only to send the girl away because her snatch was too brown? Now there's hope. http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

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Vile Attack Dogs Everywhere!

The VILE ATTACK DOGS are coming at me from every directions! They are everywhere and are EVIL MINIONS of Dougster all with their TINY single NEURON CREATURE brains! Make them stop! Make them stop!

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Different Languages - Different Personalities?

Killing time during a dreary night in the exploration camp, I came across an article in The Economist positing the thesis of this discussion thread title. Since I am bilingual (English/French) I tried to analyze my own behaviour to see…

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VIP rooms

What do guys really expect in VIP rooms? Also, do you guys have any memorable experiences in VIP rooms that didn't involve sexual acts? I work at a high end club where performing 'extras' is strongly discouraged. Within…

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Weirdest night thus far as a dancer

I work at the cheetah in atlanta and recently saw a really negative review about one of the nights I was working. It was about 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday and a millionaire was in the house. (though I…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I got a dance from this...

I got a dance from this one chick Samantha. She is out for nothing but money but will do what she has to, to get it. She has fake lips, ass, and titties but it…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I was travelling through a couple...

I was travelling through a couple months ago and heard that Chicago has some pretty good clubs, so I looked at reviews and decided to give Club 390 a try. I had a great time.…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

I went back to Christie's this...

I went back to Christie's this past Saturday night with a friend of mine i have been here many times in the past. This is a very nice club inside and out this is my…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited the Gold Club while on...

Visited the Gold Club while on business in Jacksonville. The club was kinda hard to find off of Atlantic Blvd, have to turn onto a small st General Doolittle past the Toyota dealership. this night…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

From the dancer to the bartender...

From the dancer to the bartender Joanie n waitress it's a neighborhood, have a good time with good people, topless bar. I personally miss the slim white girl, BabyBlue. She was amazing on the pole.…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

I was in BNL Sunday afternoon....

I was in BNL Sunday afternoon. What brought me were internet reports of reasonable dance prices. I can confirm what another poster reported. Note: No bikini or topless dances. All dances are now NUDE. Couch…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Breathless is the feeling you have...

Breathless is the feeling you have as you watch your $1's go flying away. the place has 2 stages each with surrounding bar. The Bartenders were very attentive but are there to make money…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

This is the home of my...

This is the home of my ATF so I may be a bit prejudiced. I wanted to comment on the renovations, which have been done to benefit the owners at the expense of the customers.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

My opinion: This place sucks and...

My opinion: This place sucks and I won't be back. Friday evening, 6:30 pm. ONE Patron! Is this normal? I know how to have a good time at a strip club (throw money…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Location- I visited this club a...

Location- I visited this club a few times from north in last couple of months. All visits after sunset and did not notice much commercial establishments around. The club is BYOB so make arrangements for…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times in the last few months, all my visits were in the evening and after around 10 PM in the evening. The place has went through improvements and its much…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I had a disappointing visit to...

I had a disappointing visit to Pandoras. 4 dancers on duty. 2 were a moderately heavy, 2 just a little heavy. Talked to 2 dancers, both of whom reeked of cigarette smoke. Was not approached…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare...

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare in a year. I had read the reviews about the club being a dump. Yep, and it's even worse than I remember. I walked in around 7:30 and was…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

In the Fort Wayne area, this...

In the Fort Wayne area, this is usually the club I'll go to, although that's not exactly saying a lot. Fort Wayne's clubs lack what some other areas have. I'm not talking extras…

Night Moves

Umatilla, Oregon

This place is definitely a step...

This place is definitely a step down from the other Umatilla club, Riverside. Four of the six dancers were Hispanic and one of them was really fat. A couple of the Hispanic girls…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went on a Tuesday night after...

Went on a Tuesday night after checking out Camelot nearby. Archibald's was much better. First, Archibald's has two women dancing in the same room at all times. Second, the women at Archibald's were better looking…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, Oregon

Well, there's not much choice for...

Well, there's not much choice for residents of the Tri Cities, except for the Hispanic place down the street. I don't think there's another club closer than Portland, which is over 3 hrs away. The…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I had not been here in...

I had not been here in a long time. It use to be a favorite, so I had to see how things were. I got there late and stayed until after midnight.…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Visited this place for the first...

Visited this place for the first time in a long while. A lot better experience than before, visited on a Tuesday night and the place was fairly busy with a good amount of dancers on.…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Visited Danzer's first. Wasn't bad but...

Visited Danzer's first. Wasn't bad but there were too few dancers and they were all with customers. A dancer there said that Filly's was know as Filthy's. I figured, how bad could it be so…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

great environment the door man was...

great environment the door man was a douche bag that needed to be stomped out the ladies were OK i mean not the best I've seen one of the sexier ladies there wasn't even a…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Went here to take a break...

Went here to take a break from the casino. Stayed on Sunday from 9-11 ish pm. Not a lot of patrons (maybe 5 not including my self or friend) so the girls are…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy Horse can be very hot!...

Crazy Horse can be very hot! The stage is only used at the beginning of a dance. The dancer (or sometimes two together) come down a long runway. There are seats all…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Can around 6 Baby Dolls was...

Can around 6 Baby Dolls was starting to get pretty packed. Saw my favorite server. Some serves like to get down too and are always pretty fun but they are always trying to get a…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Decided to stop in om Veterans...

Decided to stop in om Veterans day. $1 cover not bad. Drink prices as in most strip clubs were high. $14 for a kamikaze shot. Imediately upon arriaval an…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

What can I say about this...

What can I say about this club that hasn't already been said? A legend in Tampa The Ybor Strip club is known for its very friendly and open girls. When I arrived…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I visited this club on Veteran's...

I visited this club on Veteran's day Monday, AND the Bucs were playing the Dolphins later that night. So I probably didn't get a typical day at this club or see things at their…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I have come here on and...

I have come here on and off for years. It is fairly convenient after a sporting event. Ford road is very busy. Westbound from the Southfield Expressway the club is on your right about 1/4…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Checked out the Blue Moon again...

Checked out the Blue Moon again after a short hiatus from the club. Many of the top talent/ veterans weren't there that day and that was a bit disappointing. But still got a dance from…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

I used to go to this...

I used to go to this club a lot but have not been since the change in management, and it is a very popular club so I won't go too far with the layout. It's…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by pp on a Saturday...

Stopped by pp on a Saturday night and it was packed but not like it use to be. Still has 3 stages and also a bar stage which is the best place to sit but…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Tuesday night with nothing to do...

Tuesday night with nothing to do so I figure its time to check out one of the clubs in Pomona. Already tried BnL so went to Strip Joint instead.Took me about 20 min to get…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

Went on a Thursday night with...

Went on a Thursday night with a couple of friends after midnight. Dancers were good, but don't expect too much from them. Drinks were fine. We were headed to another party so couldn't spend much…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in around 10 on a...

Stopped in around 10 on a Tuesday night. All the club descriptions are the same as always. On this night it was surprisingly busy with customers. Only a few booths were open.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Haven't been to the Lei in...

Haven't been to the Lei in a while so I decided to stop by with vip pass. Last visit was about a year ago and nothing has changed. After I let my eyes adjust I…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

This was a very interesting experience...

This was a very interesting experience for me. Went early evening on a Monday. The place is located on strip mall on Montana so you and your car are very visible. The cover…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Relatively easy to find with parking...

Relatively easy to find with parking behind the club. You come in across from the bar and pay the cover $5. You get your own drink from the bar keep. A couple of dancers were…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I was stuck in Milwaukee for...

I was stuck in Milwaukee for a couple of days for business. I didn't know anyone in the area and was quickly getting bored. I decided to check out the local SC on…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

I stopped in at a bad...

I stopped in at a bad time of day. It was mid afternoon on a weekday. There were two dancers that rated a 6 or so. both were friendly. They would dance on stage upon…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Monday night at Fannie's for the...

Monday night at Fannie's for the first time ever. No parking attendant, so parking was free. around 5 girls working mostly 6 and 7s. $5 cover. I recognized one girl from Follies who is still kind…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in middle of the afternoon....

Stopped in middle of the afternoon. Had a few dancers there and one girl on her first day that did not have a clue what she was doing. They have really cracked down…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Visited as a couple. On...

Visited as a couple. On a Friday night, I fully expected many dancers. I was a bit surprised by the limited number of dancers working that night. Three small stages with girls…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

On a road trip again had...

On a road trip again had to stop by and check the club out... Parking is easy and no issues att he door... Went inside and was not sure what to expect since it was…

Headlights Go-Go

Elizabeth City, North Carolina

Didn't expect much but was pleasantly...

Didn't expect much but was pleasantly surprised. I mean, the place is only topless, and I was told to not expect any hands on excitement. So why am I here again? Oh…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

After hearingso much about the wild...

After hearingso much about the wild cherry the wife and I decided to check it out Tuesday evening, the club it's self was very elegant, we were the for over an hour and viewed to…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times in the past 6 months, always had a good time and left satisfied. Yes you will end up spending a few to get what you want…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I am writing this as a...

I am writing this as a summary of a number of different trips to Taboo: Overall, this club is physically nicer than just about any other club in the area. However, the dancer quality is quite…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I got there just after the...

I got there just after the shift changed over from the day to the night. From what I could tell as they left, I missed some talent by missing the day shift girls. However, the…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Wow, was this a disappointment! I'd...

Wow, was this a disappointment! I'd recently started to think of this club as one of my favorites, but it let me down this time. We all know the club is rundown, but what goes on…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Once again, this trip reiterated how...

Once again, this trip reiterated how hit or miss small clubs are. After being disappointed in my last trip to PC2, this time a got a great surprise. There were only four or five girls…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

I must have been really early...

I must have been really early as there really wasn't much going on. No music even playing when I walked in. Shortly after a dancer got up and put music on the jukebox…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

It was hard to tell how...

It was hard to tell how many dancers, not sure if anyone was in the dressing room or not. Looked like about 5 dancers. Buzzed in, sat at the bar, got a beer…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Came to the doll on Monday...

Came to the doll on Monday to celebrate veterans day. I arrived a little after 6 no cover charge, which I was surprised by but happy. I went straight for the bar and ordered a…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Sands is a decent strip club-it...

Sands is a decent strip club-it has some hot women there but it is pricey for Seattle strip clubs- dances are 40$ each-there is a 2 for 1 special on Tuesday starting at 9PM but…

Kaos Grill and Gentlemen's Club

Parkville, Maryland

I worked here...

I worked here off and on since '99. My first impression was that the girls were so hot and that the club was upscale and clean at the time. There was a…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Long slender club along a wall...

Long slender club along a wall with a bar and open space on the entrance where there's a bathroom. Dj has a booth by the entrance as well. Paid $10 to get in and regretted…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

The place is always packed at...

The place is always packed at night on weekends, probably because they have a large selection of excellent looking dancers. Also depending on which dancer you get, you can get extra time during private dances,…

Chances Are

Lafayette, Indiana

Ah, Chances Are. Every red-blooded...

Ah, Chances Are. Every red-blooded boy who goes to Purdue knows about this club and talk about going there... some actually do visit on occasion. The layout is pretty good - trying to emulate the…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

4 play is a great place...

4 play is a great place for eyecandy... No alcohol here but they do have a sister club plan b and can drive you there for free,... Anyway.. For vips here is the breakdown.. Do come…

The School House Bikini Bar

Neoga, Illinois

This place was... interesting. The...

This place was... interesting. The School House is literally a School House. However, the club only uses the basement, perhaps formerly the cafeteria? Except for a stairway up to the bathroom on…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I go to this spot a...

I go to this spot a lot. It is located in an O.K. area of town and has a decent look to it on the outside nothing fancy. The inside also looks decent…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Visited on Monday at around 10PM....

Visited on Monday at around 10PM. Entry for $10 and another $10 for mandatory soft drink. Ample seating around in the club. Big layout with dances cubicle in the periphery and VIP area upstairs. Only two…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

I hadn't ever been to Cheeks,...

I hadn't ever been to Cheeks, so I thought I'd give it a try. Out of all the clubs in the area, it looked like it had the most cars in the parking lot. Inside…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Went one weeknight after work. ...

Went one weeknight after work. Club wasn't too busy but there were a ton of girls. Most were actually pretty hot. Sierra sat down next to me and we chatted for a…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Stopped off here for a beer...

Stopped off here for a beer while on my way to st. Cloud. Club is a classic dive when you enter. Stage and dancers are in a seperate room that is slightly nicer but dark…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Stopped by on a monday afternoon...

Stopped by on a monday afternoon around 2:00. Hadn't been to this club before so didn't have much info to go on. The club is a bit difficult to navigate to off the highway, but…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I took my wife to the...

I took my wife to the Pony , this was our first time going, The club was very nice , plenty of seating near the stage the staff was very friendly and helpful, the girls…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Came here recently on a Tuesday...

Came here recently on a Tuesday night. Club was pretty empty, only 3 or 4 guys max at any time, so far outnumbered by the girls. Girls were mixed, some a little pushy. All were…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I didn't expect many dancers on...

I didn't expect many dancers on a Monday early afternoon shift, but was highly disappointed that none bothered to do any "stagecraft." The club was nice and the few dancers that stopped and chatted…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

came here on a saturday not...

came here on a saturday not too long ago. same as usual as far as action goes, who's working, (rayne, ruby, jessica, etc) things like that rarely ever change. as far as a change for…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The rating for this club on...

The rating for this club on "Physical Club Rating" would be a lot higher in this review if it wasnt so darn cramped. The decor is nice and the feel is upscale but if you…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Just returned from another trip to...

Just returned from another trip to Foxy, my second this week. And I will go back again tomorrow. I like this club quite a bit now, so much that I am even submitting…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited Cheetah on November 1st...

I visited Cheetah on November 1st at around 8:30 pm. I paid a $10 cover and had the valet park my car for ~$8 plus tip. For me Cheetah’s was a totally nude with alchol…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

To be clear; I am a...

To be clear; I am a regular at this establishment and always enjoy my time spent there. The Hugger, if nothing else is consistent. That being said, my last two trips to Kokomo had been…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited the playhouse on a...

Visited the playhouse on a Wednesday afternoon around 4:00. No cover charge. $5 water. Thus is a good time to visit if you like to have a low customer to dancer…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Much better. I was a little...

Much better. I was a little concerned after my last visit. A Thai spinner came over and introduced herself in her special way. Got a couple of dances. Good mileage. Good hand. Indicated OTC is…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

What happened? Many of the...

What happened? Many of the few dancers visible were not taking off their top when dancing on stage- is that not what is supposed to happen in a strip club- boobs exposed?? On…

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***PRIVACY VIOLATORS*** get fucked and DIE!!! LOL

Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 11/13/13 12:05 AM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: WK! Message: Hi from: www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/4fdcffb97ce1b-Chess%20White%20Knight.jpg LMFAO at you!!! delete | reply

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Any of you guys watch a tv show called Naked Vegas on the SyFy channel?

I would like it better on the playboy channel without pasties on the girls nipples. They have some awesome body paint though.

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Top Cam Girls Income

Top cam girls are making over $10,000 up to $25,000 or more a month. This explains why there are so many cam girls. I'm not complaining. I'm just a little surprised they are making so much.…

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Interesting experience at a club the other night. Still cant believe it happened

Pls excuse the mistakes. Im on my phone. The other night i went to a clubfor.a friends bday. He met up with a friend of his who also friends with a dancer there. She wasnt a normal dancer as she regularly was…

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Most Clubs Reviewed ?

*Personally*; I find having reviewed a lot of clubs more impressive than having a high total # of reviews. I am often in awe of those that have reviewed (and have thus visited) a large # of clubs. To the best…

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This guy should have been told about Follies

From a recent review of Cheetah Atlanta: “… Went to VIP. $50 + $150 + $50 drinks + $40 tip= 15 minutes of the hottest chick dancing and riding. Touching breast was fair game, she had to keep the undies on…

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Alucard destroying TUSCL

I call for Petition to Ban member 163706, also known as Alucard. He's ruining the Forum with his putrid thread topics and Trolling nonsense. We can't even have one civil conversation without him inserting his White Knight nonsense. When will…

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Uncircumcised

When giving BBBJCIMWS and/or intercourse, do the dancers have issues with uncircumcised dicks as opposed to ones that have been circumcised? (Dancers feel free to chime in)... I'm a bit self conscious about my FORESKIN, but the girls haven't said anything…

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***Alucard private message to Hard4Dancers***

Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 11/12/13 6:18 PM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: ??? Message: You're certainly demonstrating your total lack of anything resembling a brain. I guess I struck a sore spot. delete | reply

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Airplanes

What would you do if... You boarded a plane and when you found your seat it was not a window seat or an isle seat but a middle seat. When you got there the pearson in the isle seat was the…

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Idea for Turner Field in 2017!

Don't tear it down! Turn it into a huge Strip Club. LOL!!! ;) ;)

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if you was a bouncer of a strip club

What kind would you be ?

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Strip club booths

From time to time I have seen mention on here about paying for the use of booths in strip clubs. 99% of my recent strip club visits have been to clubs in the S.E. and I have never seen one…

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This Board is Being Ruined By Spam and Useless Threads!

What is to be done?

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through the grapevines

I heard just roomers of course...that juicebox69 has been working on a website to compete with tuscl and maybe even buy out tuscl ?....like I said this could only be 35% true...its just hear say

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Dear Rick

How does it feel to be a 65% Failure with your System ? 40 years of shitty research wow

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Dear Alucard

Peddle it somewhere else. Notice no dot

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Fucking over Alucard

If you had the chance to fuck this faggot over how would you go about this ?

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Tuscl merchandise ?

Like a tuscle life time pinky ring and a coffee mug for 5 years of survive.....tee's with peoples profiles on them with their funny comments....bobble head dolls of Alcurd and all kinds of shit like that to buy and or…

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Fish Out Of Water

Farmer Art's story of culture shock while on his first date with a Black woman has resonated with me. While at the the sc this weekend, I happened to describe to a beautiful, young stripper my experience at the…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So, the dirty bird - pretty...

So, the dirty bird - pretty great place for the most part. The club is decently decorated and taken care of, although the bathroom is kinda small and the place is a bit too…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

In a word: disappointed. Took a...

In a word: disappointed. Took a trip to Queen's and based on reviews was hoping to find some good talent at a reasonable price. Place is as described by others. During the day there is…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

So if you want the truth...

So if you want the truth about this place here it is. Went to a friends bachelor party last night, we had a blast! Yes, it sucks that you can't buy alcohol in the club,…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Club advertises a dance special 2...

Club advertises a dance special 2 songs get 1 free before 9pm. Got there early enough to take advantage of it but even though there were few customers in the club the dancers there just…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Went here on Halloween to meet...

Went here on Halloween to meet a friend for a few drinks. This may not be the best time to go to a club. Not as many girls dancing as usual so I…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I've been in here once every...

I've been in here once every so often since it's opened, and nothing much has changed since the late 90's. I know some people love this place, but I've always found it boring and expensive.…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went to visit this club...

I went to visit this club while I was in Denver, all Denver clubs are kind of weird to me but this one was a huge improvement over Saturdays. It was pretty nice. The main…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Great club in San Diego. YMMV,...

Great club in San Diego. YMMV, but I would venture to guess it is very low in this club. About 50+ very attractive girls averaging 7-8, with a few 9s and even one or two…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A lot has been written about...

A lot has been written about BD, clearly mostly positive. I had been there on two previous occasions - on both times i had a very favorable experience. They have girls of all tastes and…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Got in late afternoon / early...

Got in late afternoon / early evening on a Tuesday. As others have mentioned the run a "3 sum tuesday" special which means $3 cover, $3 tecate, and $3 dances. As for the club itself,…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

I stopped by about 9 pm...

I stopped by about 9 pm on a Wednesday night. The club was just about ready to start rotating the dancers on the stage. There were several dancers sitting at or hanging around the…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a friend one week night several weeks ago. I always look for totally nude clubs when I come to Houston because I can't get totally nude clubs in…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Been here a few times, usually...

Been here a few times, usually on thursday or friday nights -- the quality of dancer can vary from unimpressive to very solid, and it's tough to predict what you're going to get on any…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

So, being new to Tampa I'd...

So, being new to Tampa I'd already visited Mons and 2001. Great girls but waaaaay too $$$. A buddy of mine called me to suggest Scarlet's and off I was at 12:30am.…

Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, Florida

As has already been stated this...

As has already been stated this is a very small club and on my visit did not have much going on. It was dark and there were only about five girls. There were…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I've been to the Church a...

I've been to the Church a couple of times. Most recently a Thursday night, but for some reason, this club doesn't do it for me. Don't get me wrong, there is some serious…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Went to Ct's for the first...

Went to Ct's for the first time on sat. nov.9th. My first impression was should I go in, but have read some wild things about the place so on in I went. I entered and…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

The club appearance is classy and...

The club appearance is classy and down to earth. Ambient, warm fireplace, great stage, plenty of seating, though the private rooms are lacking in what I would consider class and aesthetics. There is a bar…

Vince Neil's Girls, Girls, Girls

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wandered in here on a Tuesday...

Wandered in here on a Tuesday night, it was completely dead. Also, it was karaoke night, which, if anything made it more depressing. They tried to charge me a cover for the "entertainment", I think $6…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Back in the early 2000's I...

Back in the early 2000's I spent lots of time there spending tons of money. I loved it. The girls were nice and knew how to give a lap dance. I payed the door charge…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I have been here a cuple...

I have been here a cuple of time and the place is just weird. you walk into a small room with a bar to the righ and a stage to the left. Rather small. Then…

Peppermint Rabbit

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Having seen the youtube video for...

Having seen the youtube video for this place I was sold. I first went to Mickeys and quickly left. A 30 second walk to The Peppermint Rabbit rewarded me with a hot ass blonde with…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This night I first went to...

This night I first went to Mickeys and The Peppermint rabbit down the street only to be disappointed. This was my last stop and it was a winner. Before I can get out of the car…

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Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Appeals To Justin Bieber

LYONS COUNTY, NV—Upon hearing reports that Justin Bieber was seen leaving a Brazilian brothel while on tour, Bunny Ranch legal brothel owner and star of HBO's Cathouse Dennis Hof is making a public appeal to him to stop risking his…

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Ashley Madison Sued by Ex-Employee Over Fake Profiles

CYBERSPACE—At first we refused to believe that AshleyMadison.com was rife with fake profiles, but then we realized that if anyone was going to cheat on the cheaters, it would be the site that promotes infidelity. Still, it took a lawsuit…

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Man attacked after lured away from Athens[GA] strip club

A 29-year-old man reported he was beaten and robbed early Sunday morning by three men he met while stranding outside a strip club in downtown Athens, Athens-Clarke County[GA] Police said. He said he was standing outside Toppers International Showbar on North…

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It's New Orleans' turn in the barrell. Again by a former stripper.

An exotic dancer is suing Bourbon Street strip club Rick's Cabaret on claims the business refused to pay wages and siphoned off tips to hundreds of its women performers. Kelly Moncheski, a former dancer, filed a lawsuit in federal court in…

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Richie Incognito Held Dolphins Meetings At Strip Club, Fined Absent Teammates

The locker room culture of the Miami Dolphins continues to be under intense scrutiny following the departure of offensive tackle Jonathan Martin from the team amid allegations of bullying and hazing and media reports continue to reveal unseemly attitudes and…

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So what exactly is the point of a Hooters bikini contest?

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy going to Hooters because nothing goes with a decent 7/10 burger like taking mental snapshots for the fap file, but I don't see how a Hooters bikini contest would be worth the $50 admission…

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if you woke up 2morrow

And looked in the mirror and you saw Alcurds face what would you do ?

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Movie: The Center of the World

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240402/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Interesting flick, but it does ruin the fantasy of being rich enough to get non-extras dancers to do extras.

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Life Time Tuscl Membership

Be cool if founder added a feature that should who was and wasn't.....it would give the paid members more respect and pull

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if you owned a strip club what kind would it be ?

A. Extras dive bar B. Upscale Gentlemen Club

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I had a RELATIONSHIP with a STRIPPER (BIG MISTAKE)

I had a relationship with a Stripper for almost 2 years and I wish I found this website earlier after reading other peoples experience. I also need to share my experience too. Here's my story: It was a BIG mistake, I…

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Your chance to give advice

I am considering going clubbing in either Windsor or Toledo next weekend and don't know much recent information. Any comparitve data? I am just a little tired of the local drama and thought i would get out of town for

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Veteran's Day - 11/11/13

To all Veterans who have died in the line of duty or who have otherwise passed on. Thank you. This includes my parents who were both vets of the Korean War era. Long remember these deceased soldiers.

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Every wonder about who is ignoring you?

Well...I recently found out that Dallas and ilbbaicnl are ignoring me (and I'm crushed of course...BTW, who the fuck are Dallas and ilbbaicnl and have they been posting here?) However, I'm curious regarding the structure of the "ignore" network at…

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Awkward

A couple of months ago, I'm texting "K" about meeting up. She's willing to meet before she goes to dance, or I can just meet her at the club. Since I've never had the pleasure of her completely naked,…

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Dear "Alucard."

Peddle it somewhere else.

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Dames and Games, Los Angeles

This is a brand new 2013 club with only 20 reviews and it's in the top ten. Good to see new clubs opening up that are getting good reviews. The two recent new clubs in Columbus were closed down and…

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Alcurd

"Ssssssssssssssppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll Be a man and learn" This tuscl is what Alcurd sent me in a pm that i can't even reply back to #1 Founder should banned him for harassing members like this #2 Alcurd better pray he never meets me

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Twerking contest

Last Wednesday at the Columbia Platinum Plus I witnessed the first twerking contest that I have ever seen. It was also the first time that I have ever seen any kind of contest during the day shift. The contestants, all 7…

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Breathless Go Go bar shooting in Nj

In Rahway, NJ, there was shooting at closing time right outside the club. I can only say your establishment is that bad you have people just deciding to shoot and kill a guy just trying to have a night of…

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***Scores Detroit*** opening soon

Does anyone plan on visiting the new Scores bar opening this month? It's been in the works for some time now. This, along with the bar re-opening in ROMULUS, should provide additional options for Detroit area clubbers. There's only one consistently…

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Dancers demanding tips for doing nothing

At Tycoons in Detroit, and some other clubs, it's now routine for a dancer to walk up to you and ask for a tip. If you are sitting in a booth and tell the dancer that you are waiting…

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Sinclair Discount

I went to a club a while back and got five dances from an entertainer at $20 each. When it was time to pay, she was trying to tell me we did six dances. This pissed me off, and I…

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which do you prefer

Ok y'all what do you prefer. A. going to a club where extras are a garonte B. going to a club where extras are questionable & trying to get extras

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Attract strippers inside the club?

I go to my local club semi regularly and I've seen and interacted with almost all of the employees there. I know several dancers that will seek me out and hang with me for a bit. Then move on but…

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Playhouse 2.0 Launch, (Romulus, Michigan)

according to another website, facebook, and twitter. It appears the Playhouse will be returning to Romulus. Rumors of the land being bought by the airport appear to be false. New ownership and management seem to be in place and…

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Is this good way to figure value?

During slow time at the SC my bud and I were discussing cost of something in terms of Lap Dances and VIPs. Is this good way to value the cost? For example do you order steak at the…

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Strip Clubs Closing

Over the past year or two, I've seen a couple clubs in my region close down due to the economy. I was wondering if any others on here have been seeing a net loss of clubs in their areas? Also, I…

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OT: Motorhead (and others) let's talk Motorhead

Came up on the Ipod today haven't listend to in a bit, just been out of the rotation. Great band and I must admit I am still a bit behind the 8 ball on their catalogue as it is gigantic. Still…

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on a lighter note

Fuck that faggot Ricky boy and his guy cock suckin system with his little dog altcard to

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My Theories

Guys who go to strip clubs but never buy dances or stage tip also watch PBS and never call in a pledge. People who don't believe in global warming had a dad who never wore a seat belt cause he wanted…

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Juiced

When the Dancer is able to take all the money that you came in the Strip Joint with. That's a Tuscl Term...eat my shit LDK

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why do we need femals ?

Is it really just for sex ? Or is their other good reasons ?

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Texts from a Stripper

11:33 Dancer: Hope I get to see you today, sweetheart 11:41 Me: Hi baby. I can't come to the club today 11:52 Dancer: Awww ok well hopefully I see u later in the week 1:37 …

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Ya'll Like Beethoven?

https://vimeo.com/31398940#

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A Cut!

Since the amount of traffic on this WEB site seems to be increasing because of my "POPULARITY", I want a cut of the profits. Yah!!! LMFAO! How long until this thread reaches 100 posts? I'm sure my devoted "Fans" will…

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lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey

Ever come home after a hard day, see an untenable situation, and say "lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey"? Happens to me all the friggin' time!

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lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey

Ever come home after a hard day, see an untenable situation, and say "lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey"? Happens to me all the friggin' time!

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Guilty pleasures

Out of all the pleasures you could have which one would you rate the best... Eating your favorite food, cumming, shitting, pissing, seeing porn for the first time, first nut in a club, a good buzz from alcohol/ weed etc.…

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If you got stuck in the future with no strip clubs but you had personal holodeck

Just imagine a world with no strip clubs but you could instantly create life like people and or any scenario you wanted. Would you create a strip club or just naked girls on a beach? or…

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The BagBoy's mating call...

How often do you guys think our favorite bag boy uses: Man-DANG-A-LOW !!!! -vs- Man-DANG-A-LOW !!!! Woot! Woot! WOOO-Crüe!!!! As his mating call. Some crazy dude way yellin' the latter at my neighbor's house last night. And BagBoy...if y'all bag my neighbor...WOO-HOO!!! That chick has…

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Stripper admits setting blaze over missing phone: cops

Strippers love their cell phones. http://nypost.com/2013/11/08/officials-probing-blaze-as-possible-arson/

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Selfless Strippers

Check it out folks. I was chilling with my CF last night, enjoying the end to a long week and an eventful Friday. We had spent a good amount of time chatting it up and had…

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Ex-firefighter enlisted strip club worker to help torch vehicle

They sound like a cute couple. http://www.nbc-2.com/story/23916425/ex-firefighter-enlisted-strip-club-worker-to-help-torch-vehicle#.Un4afpTN6to

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The Road to Mexico! How far would you go?

For those of us unfortunate to live FAR away from California in such places like Washington (WTF), New York, Atlanta (I'm looking at you old man), Florida, Maine or (dear god) as far away as Canada, we have little access…

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Stupid Me

Never had any OTC luck in my hometown in 12 years. Also had been trying to swear off the whole club habit as a whole lately. Caved tonight. Got dances from a girl who claimed to be new in town…

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Wardrobe malfunctions.

Seems like every time you turn around some celebrity had a wardrobe malfunction. Well what about in strip clubs? I was recently in a topless club where extras other than discreet HJs are hard to come by. So I was…

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Where for art the wealthy limpdicks?

Anyone know of how a dancer could find safe, polite guys to do OTC non-extras lap dances for, with reasonable compensation?

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Speaking of old porn...

Anyone found a discrete way of selling porn DVDs you're bored with?

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How many strippers do you know who are signing up for government health care?

If they are, you can tell them about this. http://www.thehealthsherpa.com/ It tells you how much you'll pay. 3 programmers put it together in one weekend. Our government has been at it for years and spent hundreds of millions. It looks…

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Nothing but shills!

This review is another in the long lone of shill reviews for the "club". Every one, the reviewer just joins TUSCL then writes a glowing review. Those that aren't shill reviews are so very different, it is very easy to…

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This guy gave a no strings attched check for 83K to a stripper for an operation.

I was just in Columbia SC and heard this from a stripper today. She met the big winner where she works at the Platinum Plus. She said the money did not go to the guys head. That he is a…

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What, no hookers too?

Barbershop, gambling... If they had found strippers and prostitues it would have been a Grand Slam. http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/3-killed-6-hurt-in-detroit-barbershop-shooting

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This needs to STOP

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/11/fbi_help_us_find_our_missing_sniper_rifle_m16 "The FBI lost two guns in Andover yesterday and it wants the public's help to find them." Repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate and destroy all guns! Oh wait. They were owned by who? The police? The government too! This…

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Republicans plan comeback

I just heard the new platform they will be running on is "DON'T BE AN ALUCARD!"

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More strippers a-coming!

<i>the number of women holding jobs declined by 357,000 from September to October, and the unemployment rate increased for women from 6.7 percent to 6.9 percent.</i> - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/357000-fewer-women-held-jobs-october-female-participation-rate-hits-new-low#sthash.05YNhOlx.dpuf

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Well, I found out how to tell a stripper really isn't into you...

There's this one girl at my regular club, Demi, who apparently despises me. Girls often come around and sit with guys and talk with them. I've asked Demi a few times and she never wanted to. So, last night, I…

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Flagged Reviews

How often do you flag a review, if ever? I just flagged one because it was a word for word ripoff of an earlier review. I've been tempted to flag a review before but I just couldn't take a pass on…

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Why the industy is down (in the US)

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/08/720-Americans-Leave-Labor-Force-in-October <i>On Friday, the Labor Department reported that 720,000 Americans left the labor force. This exodus pushed the labor force participation rate down to 62.8%, the lowest level since 1978. One out of three adults in neither working nor actively looking…

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Big spenders

When there are flashy spenders in the club, don't waste your time. The strippers flock to them and ignore everyone else. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=U&RID=198038 I don't blame the strippers, they're there to earn money. But that club is a waste of time…

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Old Porn

Bienvenidos mi amigos. I moved about a month ago. During the move, I went through my earthquake supply box and checked out my old paper porn mags. In this day and age of free, Internet porn, I kept…

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Charlie Trotter.........R.I.P.

I dined at Charlie Trotter's eponymous restaurant in Chicago just one single time. It was one of the better meals of my life, easily in the top ten. The occasion was one of major culture shock for my date, a…

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Recharging

How many of you stone cold killa'$ have to get something to eat to get the energy back up for a second and even a third pop in the clubs ? I normally go from open to close and yes my…

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Lady Godivas I in Greenville, SC is making A cumback !

Watch out Platinum Plus, Trophy Club, Club Lust and Club Presidential ! Lady Godivas is making a 12 round CumBack and could be a K.O. ! This club has been a city dump for years now with older members speaking…

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the system is on facebook

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Anyone planning on buying the Twitter IPO?

zero profit, lots of potential, value with stocks now over 18 billion. Sounds like some strip club reviews where others just don't see it but the reviewer sees potential. What do you think?

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Hilarious Yet Disturbing

From today's reviews. I've read a couple of this guy's reviews and even posted one of them on the discussion board a few months back. Don't know if this guy is legit or is a poser? badnews50 Coco's Lounge Living on the…

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RIP, Christy Harr

Jeez, this is not how I expected to lose my Phoenix ATF. Fucked up on so many levels. Just devastating. http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/23862931/2013/11/03/glendale-police-investigate-murder-suicide CP

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joke of the day

A teenage boy met an old man who was carrying a bag. "What's in the bag?" Asked the boy. "Magic apples", said the old man. "Prove it", said the youngster. " Well, besides apples, what are your two favorite fruits?" "Watermelon and peaches", said…

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checks

Did any of the old timers ever write a check for lap dances?

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Big Brother

Big Brother is Watching. Do you want black boxes in your vehicle tracking your every movement or use of traffic cameras to do the same. LE is now using traffic cameras to track your movements via your license plate and…

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i love sex

I love paying for it two

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Pussy,Money,Weed

It's All Da'Nigga needs !