TUSCL News

Front Room

Monkey man won't be trying this stunt again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeFyHlh5xiU It all went south after he fell out of the tree. Ewwww that's gotta hurt.

Front Room

superbowl

What are good clubs, that are by the field

Front Room

Joke of the day

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we…

Front Room

Detroit Clubs

heading to Detroit this week and first time ill be hitting the club scene. ive been studying up on which clubs…

Front Room

The Feds

Just aired on channel 2 in Denver. Colorado recieved a federal grant of $400,000. To educate the public about driving under the influence of marijuana

Front Room

Stripper friend... not a girlfriend

So I have been going to the club at various places for a couple of years now. I like to rotate around 4-5 clubs. Sometimes at the end of the night (as someone of us have experienced). We…

Front Room

One cool Truck!

Interesting... http://thechive.com/2014/01/13/canadian-builds-a-truck-using-canadas-greatest-natural-resource-9-photos/

Front Room

Interesting insight about amateur night

From a recent review by a dancer: “… I entered their amateur night here last week under the alias "Tyler" and I won. (I don't think I should have because the other finalist could dance. I just have big tits) Anyways this…

Front Room

OT: TV Program on Human Trafficking

At least in my local area; PBS is airing a show tonight called “Too Close to Home” – it airs at 10:00 p.m. eastern in my area. The description of the show shown online is short: “A report on human trafficking in…

Front Room

OT: Some interesting info w.r.t. the latest credit card breaches

[Article is kinda long – but the first few paragraphs describe the gist of the problem] The dysfunctional state of America's credit cards First prototyped by IBM in the early 1960s and officially rolled out in 1970, the "magstripe" credit card has…

Front Room

OT: Be careful with your smartphone in public

Push is on to get ‘kill switch' into smartphones Everyone wants a smartphone, especially muggers. Smartphone thefts now account for 30 to 40 percent of all robberies nationwide, according to the Secure Our Smartphones (S.O.S.) Initiative, a coalition of police, prosecutors, lawmakers…

Front Room

Omaha Nebraska 2 am Fun

I've never been to this club, the 20's Showgirl, in Omaha. If you read the reviews you'll know why. But I do drive by it every Saturday morning on the way to class so this one is close…

Front Room

Best laps in Reno

Which club in Reno has the best laps? I'm going in about a month, never been so would appreciate any advice.

Front Room

Bag Boy James

He was spotted at the Piggly Wiggly buying cucumbers and chicken wings

Front Room

Young Tuna Baby !

How we living playboy ?

Front Room

Disgusting Behavior

I was sitting at a table in my favorite strip club, and the downstairs bar was directly in my line of sight. A tall, thin blonde dancer walks up to an old guy sitting on a bar stool.…

Front Room

Im all da time making Money

And I didn't even know it !

Front Room

Steve229 Sighting

He had not commented on the board since Nov. 2012 and not written a review since before that. He recently wrote a review which was published yesterday 1/12/14. 1320 II 7039 Brookfield Plaza Springfield, Virginia 22150-2918 Reviewed on: January 12, 2014 Visited on: Tuesday Evening Dancers…

Front Room

Not sure what to think - I got propositioned for OTC

Sooo, hey guys. Been a while. Some of you might remember me, but I didn't try to make myself known (or hated) like some other folks on the boards. Kind of a long post incoming but I'd appreciate if you…

Front Room

hand jobs

Most of..well who am I kidding all of the tines I go clubbing all I can afford is a dry hand job, but last night I had this girl keep spitting on it over and over again..so it felt just…

Front Room

Latest PM from Alutard.

I have a surprise waiting for you when I SEE you asshole. Why would you want to see my asshole?

Front Room

Happy Birthday Shadowcat.

Your Soda City Sweetie just informed me today is your special day. After all,where would we be without your stories of 2am'ers,your Mustang,your lifetime pass to the PP chain,your recycled semen and Flomax? All kidding aside,have a sex filled day. Dice

Front Room

How much is a good lapdance worth?

I'm talking about a full contact dance, where she grinds on you and lets you touch/grope her, in a private or semiprivate area. How much is five minutes of that worth?

Front Room

OT: Detroit Auto Show

The world famous Detroit Auto Show opens this week. On a related note, GM named a woman as their new CEO. Hmmm, who knew women work outside the home now. Excepting strippers, of course. Jeez, what's next?

Front Room

OT: Cool Invention

I was watching the local news this morning, and they did a remote broadcast from a Red Cross blood bank. People often forget to give blood during the holidays so January often is a time of critical blood shortages. During…

Front Room

offered knobjobber, how she sets up

I remember reading on TUSCL about a guy who received a blowjob at a club 30 minutes after a police raid. And yes, I'm sure the money and making up for the business interruption was the major part of…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I decided to try the nighttime...

I decided to try the nighttime shift at the club as I usually visit during the day. Stopped by on a Saturday evening to a pretty crowded club. I wasn't sure if this was a…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Just Enuff is the closest thing...

Just Enuff is the closest thing to a local strip club that I have, so I find myself with more opportunities to visit here than other places. Usually the experience is OK, at least…

The Alibi

Klamath Falls, Oregon

I've been to the Alibi a...

I've been to the Alibi a couple times, but not for a while. I arrived at about 9:30-10:00 at night. Nothing has really changed with the physical appearance of the club since my…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Despite some less than positive reviews...

Despite some less than positive reviews lately, I still think the House is a fine club to hang out in. I stopped in around 8 pm on Saturday, and the club wasn't very crowded…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

So since it's renovations, the club...

So since it's renovations, the club looks great. When you walk in, one of the first things I think you notice is the "worldly" feeling, as I think I may have read that someone else…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I returned to this club expecting...

I returned to this club expecting the same kind of service I have always gotten only to be disappointed. I entered the club and ordered a water because they do not serve alcahol.…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Being a Gold's club I expected...

Being a Gold's club I expected a lot. Outside it's an odd approach like driving around the woods. The building has a Playboy Mansion feel. The door guy was nearly asleep and totally NOT into…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Hard to justify any money on...

Hard to justify any money on a "strip club" in a town where they're all bikini bars by law, but this place packs a better value. Just go on a slower day and learn when…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Classic, yes. Chill, yes. Dive-y, yes....

Classic, yes. Chill, yes. Dive-y, yes. Tons of ladies there - and not I'm not talking about the dancers. Just in the audience. Which contributes to the mellow vibe. Dancing is fine. If there is…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

I have to say that my...

I have to say that my visits to this club have become fewer and fewer over the years. Used to be my "go to" place in Lawrence but, recently, it has become more of…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

Nice secluded spot off of main...

Nice secluded spot off of main road. Nicely furnished and clean interior. You are greeted by whichever girl is on duty and shown around the house/club. Only two girls on duty when…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

The quality of the women are...

The quality of the women are mediocre at best. $20 lap dances. They do a couple 2 for 1 deals. Decent craft beers on tap. Women are friendly there, not stuck up. They walk around…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

We decided to go to this...

We decided to go to this club after drinks at hooters and dinner at a resturaunt close by. This is the first club Ive been to in Phoenix area so not sure how they stack…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

For me, Vic’s is one of...

For me, Vic’s is one of those places I’ll go out of my way to visit whenever I’m on the east coast. Had a good to excellent time there on a couple of previous trips,…

Beavers Gentleman Club

Amarillo, Texas

I don't know if it was...

I don't know if it was an off night or something, but I drove up to this warehouse structure in the middle of nowhere, and only 2 vehicles were parked outside. Right by the door.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This trip (two Sunday's ago) was...

This trip (two Sunday's ago) was different from all previous. This time was I decided to book a room at Cascadas upstairs for three reasons. Fisrt, I wanted stay in TJ for an overnight…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

Continuing my tour of the Amarillo...

Continuing my tour of the Amarillo strip clubs, I stopped by Players. It was near my hotel, and opened early. I was surprised at how small it was on the inside. $5 to enter. Two…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Oz is the place to...

Oz is the place to be when looking for entertainment offerings in the Tampa Bay area. This is unquestionably the best merger of a gentlemen’s club and a night club; the best of both…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

I don't want to sound like...

I don't want to sound like an advertisement, but I think Cassidy's is the best strip club in Amarillo. Perhaps West Texas... As you enter there is one large main stage to your left with…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

I was a dancer at this...

I was a dancer at this club for a few months last year, and of all the clubs I have danced at; this was my absolute favorite. When I first walked in it was…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Saturday night and this place felt...

Saturday night and this place felt like a week-day at a regular club. Have been to PM a few time this past year and it seems to be going downhill in popularity.The clientele is very…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

So i was bored after a...

So i was bored after a workout on a Monday. I decided to go buy Pandoras to see if my fav girl was working. Luckily I guessed right so i paid the usual 15 dollar…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

I entered their amateur night here...

I entered their amateur night here last week under the alias "Tyler" and I won. (I don't think I should have because the other finalist could dance. I just have big tits) Anyways this club is…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

I had a some time on...

I had a some time on my hands so I figured I'd drop by moments and see what day shift had to offer. The club hasn't changed at all since my last visit a few…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Back aftr a long absense, and...

Back aftr a long absense, and glad to see it's still a great club. People write about the value, and yes a ten buck dance can provide an awful lot of fun. But…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Lots of new girls, and some...

Lots of new girls, and some talent amongst them! On average, new girls tend to be frumpy Eastern Europeans who either hustle you too much or are completely clueless. I talked to a few new…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I arrived at opening time around...

I arrived at opening time around noon. No cover, which was a surprise. No alcohol, because this is a nude place. Looked for the bathroom and was greeted by a dancer sitting…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse can run hot or cold...

Penthouse can run hot or cold during the off days but Fridays are pretty much a given to have more than a few hot dancers no matter what your taste. They still have a few…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I was driving through and decided...

I was driving through and decided to stop, mainly due to the fact that they were the only club in the area open at 2pm. It looks like your typical hole in the wall wisconsin bar.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to this place after winning...

Went to this place after winning a couple hunter dollars at Live casino this weekend. With a friend who is a regular there, we did not get lost! What a wonderful time! No cover, drinks were two for…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. I have had lots of luck with the afternoon shift in the past, and was hoping for the same. No cover charge. The booths along the wall…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I stopped in a Friday afternoon,...

I stopped in a Friday afternoon, about 2pm. I walked over from my hotel so I can't comment on valet price. No cover, but they did scan my ID. The place is big, 2 stages…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I really love winding down a...

I really love winding down a long night out and about on the town at Gentleman's clubs. My last trip staying out way too late (the kind where sunglasses are needed), my girlfriends and I…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Weather outside was terrible, yet the...

Weather outside was terrible, yet the bar was filled with girls. I'd say 10+. Physical aspects have been well described..on to the dancing girls... I had a couple dance from Star, blonde, nice ass,…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Stopped by this club when in...

Stopped by this club when in town and was really impressed by it. The staff was generally friendly, not just the girls who are obviously going to try to be friendly, but the bouncers were…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Stopped in here on a Wednesday...

Stopped in here on a Wednesday evening around 7:45 just beat the 5 dollar cover charge that starts at 8pm. The unquie thing about this place is the girls dance on top of the bar.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids is the gift that keeps...

Bandaids is the gift that keeps on giving. Went yesterday (Sunday) afternoon cuz one of my favs was there. Followed her advice from the time before and didn't put on undies. Plus it's still shorts…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Decided to swing by for a...

Decided to swing by for a couple of drinks and see what was going on. They had been running a "no cover" special for quite some time but that seems to have gone away.…

Foxy Lady

Raleigh, North Carolina

Drop some serious bucks, but always...

Drop some serious bucks, but always a good time. DJs are great; food is above average; drinks are honest; waitress service usually OK to good, and waitresses tend to be young and lovely. Dancers are…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I worked the dayshift because my...

I worked the dayshift because my friend and her husband work during the day and I wanted to spend time with them. Shifts are 7-8 hours long, and the hours they are open vary depending…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My last review of this club...

My last review of this club was in November, right after there was an outcry about dancers at various clubs in Providence soliciting sex. Some clubs took down doors to CR's, some left the curtains…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

We stopped in last Thursday afternoon....

We stopped in last Thursday afternoon. There were 6 or 7 dancers there but only 2 worth visiting. Most of them were regulars. There were probably 8 - 10 patrons in the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This is your standard DJV club...

This is your standard DJV club with stage in the middle with seating all around and a soft drink bar at the corner. First time I'd dropped by on a Sunday to learn that no…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Went for buddies bachelor party ok...

Went for buddies bachelor party ok experience but ymmv at other clubs. Drinks are reasonably priced dances not so much so. It was nice they had three stages going at times. One popular dancer was…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Went to TJ on a Thursday...

Went to TJ on a Thursday night and I bounced between AB and HK. Both have their pros and cons and I usually like taking up 1 dancer from each every time I go. I…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Stopped by on a Tuesday night...

Stopped by on a Tuesday night right around shift change, so there were some girls ending their afternoon shift and some just coming in for the evening. Paid a cover charge ($5 I think,…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I have been hearing a lot...

I have been hearing a lot about the quality of the girls in the club and finally decided to pay a visit. I was alone and was in the area after a meeting got wrapped…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Dropped in on a Sunday between...

Dropped in on a Sunday between the holidays and saw exactly what I expected. Not many girls working, not many patrons either. But that's OK because I only stopped in the see a specific girl…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

I am a woman and this...

I am a woman and this was my first time at a strip club. I went with my fiance and we had a great time. There were four girls working all white but a good…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

If you need to go to...

If you need to go to a club in Utah this is the place to go. No other club offers private dance areas and you will get the most mileage in VIP rooms. The girls…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I had never been to CF,...

I had never been to CF, I actually enjoyed my time, there are a lot of girls that are truly beautiful, I spotted a tall blonde which was gorgeous, the only downside is that se…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I've worked at erotica for four...

I've worked at erotica for four years now and it is the first and only place I have ever worked at. I love it there. Management is awesome, they make you feel safe. They care…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

It's like 3 minutes away from...

It's like 3 minutes away from 007 Showgirls but I first got lost because its behind a Dell Taco. Luckily I got in for free with a minimum of one drink. It was like 12:30pm…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Second time to the club and...

Second time to the club and had another good experience. This club is a good place to stop when traveling in western Michigan. They had bells beer on tap for $4 a pint, you cant…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

WOAH. TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. This...

WOAH. TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. This place is FULL of beautiful people, from the staff to the dancers! Great drink specials, especially for a Thursday night. I bought a Three Olives Vodka bomb bucket on…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

This is a very bad SC...by...

This is a very bad SC...by that I mean my experience was not very good..dancers were not attractive and the lapdancers were okay..it was not to crowded either but I am always willing to try…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Interesting visit. Called the club and...

Interesting visit. Called the club and got 'limo' service for free (tip expected, entrance fee waived). It was a quiet time of day, and the limo came quickly. Would do that again. Club is of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

stopped in about 4pm....

stopped in about 4pm. easy to find right next to I-95 but hard to get to because of traffic. located in a big old strip mall type building with free…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

One of the better clubs in...

One of the better clubs in Philly. Went here b/c I heard from a good source it was good. Went after work around 6pm and the cover was $10. The dancers were all generally hot--mostly…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Dances were pleasantly average with a...

Dances were pleasantly average with a good amount of contact. Two way contact was encouraged and the dancer’s contact was only blocked by a small scarf placed over the receiver's groin. There are a…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

So I stopped by Sticky Mickey's...

So I stopped by Sticky Mickey's to see what was new. Unfortunately this day had nothing new to offer. Same old same old. I really didn't want to travel south so I…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Made a visit to Paradise Saturday...

Made a visit to Paradise Saturday afternoon. It had been a while since my last visit but all in all I think Paradise is the best deal for the money. The girls average a 6…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I stopped by the Roadhouse after...

I stopped by the Roadhouse after work on a Monday afternoon. There was no cover charge and when I arrived there was only 1 other patron in the club. There were 2 girls working while…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions is still my favorite club...

Visions is still my favorite club to go to in New Orleans. I went in around 8pm on a Wednesday night and expected a few dancers and a quiet drink. I was very wrong. While…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Unfortunately, this club is part of...

Unfortunately, this club is part of a chain and is more hype than anything else. I went in after paying the $20 cover charge and was immediately lost. There were a ton of tables on…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Well my buddy and I stopped...

Well my buddy and I stopped in to the Parrot for a couple of beverages. We were surprised how few patron and dancers were there on a Friday. One of the girls said…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This place continues to be a...

This place continues to be a reliable and well run club. Girls vary....as do tastes, so it depends what you like. For me nobody was below a "5" and there were one or two "9's".…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

So I was passing through Fort...

So I was passing through Fort Wayne on the way to Ann Arbor for the Winter Classic and thought I would stop as I heard this was the grand opening on the radio as I…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I had some free time to...

I had some free time to call and decided to visit Toy Chest. $6 for valet parking, $2 for coat check and about $8 for a cold beer (included tip). Girls are not pushy and…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

After reading much about this club...

After reading much about this club , myself and two friends decided to take the plunge. Arrived at around 11:30 and paid the 30 dollar cover. The layout for this club has been covered well…

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, Michigan

Stopped in about a week ago...

Stopped in about a week ago after visiting the Soaring Eagle Casino. This place, I think I want to say, has potential. On this particular night it was a horror. Walked in…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting this club. I really had no expectations and it being my third time to a strip club, I was still getting familiar with the Strip Club Vibe. I got…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Visited the Brass Rail for the...

Visited the Brass Rail for the first time on a recent Sunday arriving around 11pm and staying until closing around 2:30am. Some info on the web seem to indicate this place is closed on…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice place. The girls are probably...

Nice place. The girls are probably the hottest in Baltimore but the prices are shifty. Depending on who you talk your group rate may vary. Additionally the door charge is negotiable depending on the…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Decided to stop by again but...

Decided to stop by again but on a Saturday to kill some time before the city. Got a few drinks. Prices were about the usual I think it was $5 for a Bud Light. Dancers…

Eclipse

Boise, Idaho

$8 cover. The building is small...

$8 cover. The building is small and not the best looking, but the girls make up for it. I came in here because there are only two topless clubs in town. They get away with…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

OK, I read the other reviews...

OK, I read the other reviews on a suspect area at best and I normally not intimidated by run down neighborhoods, rough areas, whatever your term for them is. However, on this occasion, my…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Well there are a few good...

Well there are a few good things about the Traffic Light when you visit in the afternoon. Plenty of free parking and no cover charge when I entered at 5:15. The first beer…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First time at this place while...

First time at this place while I'm in F-ville. Place is kinda plain looking as I drove past it the first time, the only noticeable item was the flashing open sign on the door. Did…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

On a visit to the Great...

On a visit to the Great city of Denver, had the chance to visit some of the finer establishments. Day one, visited the "other' PT's; mistake. Found this little gem off Hamden Road. Easy to…

Front Room

Part of me

wants someone to explain this to me. http://www.epiclol.com/paula-deen-s-butt-massage-scented-candle/ Part of me doesn't.

Front Room

What has your employer done for you?

CHINA- A company in China rewarded its best employee with a night with a Japan adult video actress at its appreciation dinner recently, Kwong Wah Yit Poh reported. The company in Shanghai invited the actress to appear as the special guest…

Front Room

Who's the most psycho on this site?

Appearance of psycho traits 1. Using coded messages and posts 2. Thinks everyone is out to get him or her regardless of the truth 3. Wants to restrict the rights of other people 4. Has a problem with most of society 5. Thinks…

Front Room

Risky Behavior

I was at the local club a few weeks ago. Once of my regulars was there and I got a bunch of dances from her. She was sitting on my lap facing me and brought out my little friend for…

Front Room

$$$ for pussy

what is the most $$$ that you have ever paid a dancer for pussy ITC or OTC ? for me it was $200 . have spent more for pussy but not related to SC. was in Vegas a few…

Front Room

Raid on Detroit Strip Club

Channel 4 News reported that the Highland Park Deja Vu Club was raided due to prostitution, drugs, under-age dancers, and after-hours partying. Highland Park is a small city within the City of Detroit, and is known as a bad…

Front Room

OT New HBO series True Detective

did anyone else check this out? Seems like it is going to be good. HBO usually does a good job with its series. No strippers yet but based on trailers they will appear in later episodes this relates it back to…

Front Room

TER

Anyone peruse TER? I know that's outside the strip club range but it seems to have some pretty decent information. Apparently there's a lot of great information in the VIP section (very thorough reviews of particular girls), but you have…

Front Room

Strip Club Raid in Detroit

Looks like Flight Club got raided tonight.

Front Room

Lopaw. Quick turn on the Golden Globes

Amber Heard!

Front Room

Brady vs Manning

Well, the AFC Championship Game pitsTom Brady vs Peyton Manning. This classic matchup should be a great game. I asked my ATF if it hurts or helps the dancers. She predicts a deadly slow Sunday afternoon while the game…

Front Room

Things strippers do that annoy.

OK I'll start. * I guess one of the newer things is cell phones. Some clubs that might not be that busy could have it appear like half the girls are playing on their phones. * Two strippers coming up to me…

Front Room

Do we really only have TWO ripoffs to report?

http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Stripper-Web-Forum-stripperwebcom/internet/Stripper-Web-Forum-stripperwebcom-Rape-Scam-Fraud-Murder-Theft-Fake-Stripper-Jobs-Be-973101 http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Silkys/Mckees-rocks-Pennsylvania/Silkys-Inebriated-and-verbally-confrontational-stripper-tries-to-steal-customers-purse-1114584

Front Room

comon zipperfag

Stop being like juice and spamming up the board

Front Room

Heaven

Even if you don't believe in Heaven, suppose for a moment it exists. What do you think it will/should be like? Would you be in a state of bliss without any sex? If there was someone you…

Front Room

[OT] Tax Season

How many tax returns do you folks have to do this year? I need to do 8, count 'em 8! And, of these, only one is due to being late.

Front Room

How are clubs changing in your town ?

With the state of the economy and increased competition from other adult "entertainment"( AMPs, escorts, online porn), there seems to be a consolidation among the clubs here in Phoenix. One upscale club has all the best girls and its main…

Front Room

Lets try this again

The latest pm from alucard. To: Bang69 From: alucard Subject: Comment I am glad that I get under your skin with my comments. You should be able to get a job as a Constitutional expert. My reply. alucard You haven't got'n under my skin with…

Front Room

the latest PM from alucard

To: bang69

Front Room

bouncers

who have some of the bouncers you seen in clubs looked like. the club I went to last night had a Ron Burgundy look with the porn star mustache and all.

Front Room

dancer tactics

Last nite I was at a club that was not my usual club. I was sitting at stage when a sort of cute brunette came on stage ( too skinny for my taste) she came over to me and said,…

Front Room

their is no gods but sience fiction prooof its Meeeee !

Hi I'm Dracul-A-Lucard and I love making big list , eating ice cream covered Dick and pushing that ignore button and yes please kind sirs excuse my retardation I am an assfaggot

Front Room

Reading

I love ready the back of the box on my Lucky Charms

Front Room

Tuscl members i dont miss

So I've been on this site for slightly over 3 years now. Read a lot of interesting discussions and seen members come and go. Stiletto25- Last seen: January 2013, which probably means she won't ever be back. Since I've been a…

Front Room

who da mane ?

I da mane !

Front Room

OT: Typical U.S. worker now lasts 4.6 years on job

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/americans-less-likely-to-change-jobs-now-than-in-1980s-2014-01-10 I went 42 years with the same employer. How long did you hold out?

Front Room

Do hotter strippers give worse lapdances?

I got a dance the other night from a french babe who was easily a 10, however she was lifeless during the LD, and lazy on stage. Have you guys noticed this as well?

Front Room

Joke of the day

What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

Front Room

Lap dance videos

As a newbie who plans to have his first lap dance soon, I've looked for good lap dance videos to see what it's like, and found very few... Mostly just grand theft auto video game clips. Anyone know where to…

Front Room

Stripper lines to get you into the VIP rooom

I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can…

Front Room

Do you consider braces to be in the same category as piercings?

I've seen many dancers that are spending some of their money on getting their teeth fixed. I even know of one that claims to be 50. A nice set of teeth is a thing of beauty and ugly teeth are…

Front Room

OT. A new low in ridiculous lawsuits

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/

Front Room

Atheists and Theists...

I was surprised by the outpouring of religious sentiment on the thread about all of us being star stuff. Children of the supernovae. Kind of poetic to me. Now I don't have any problem with religious folk that don't push…

Front Room

Portland OR 2AMer

Multiple gunshots fired near the Mystic Gentleman's Club in southeast Portland left two people in critical condition early Sunday morning. According to Portland Police detectives, the shooting was first reported just before 9 p.m. Saturday at the intersection of SE 99th…

Front Room

Does your wiener ever get stuck?

Is your so huge, does it ever get stuck? https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1555392_497572567026757_1852533202_n.jpg?dl=1

Front Room

A Dream about a Stripper

I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

I went to this club just...

I went to this club just to scope it out, I've never felt more comfortable in a club in my life. Girls were sweet and the management were really nice. It's small, but cute. Support…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best strip club in Philly, imo....

Best strip club in Philly, imo. Just went, dancers are VERY friendly. Dances are $30 a piece, but girls are good looking and they allow you to touch. If you treat them…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Back to my atlanta favorite club...

Back to my atlanta favorite club on a Friday afternoon before the holidays. It was not crowd for a weekend, so I easily spot a table away from the dj booth. Had my usual drink…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stop by one of my favorite...

Stop by one of my favorite clubs a few weeks ago during the holidays. Once on Friday afternoon and the other on Saturday evening. I have been to this club quite a few times and…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

I have been frequenting strip clubs...

I have been frequenting strip clubs in the Seattle area for the past 20 years and have been to some venues that were not that great. From the unusual set up at the defunct…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to this club for the...

Went to this club for the first time last Sunday. My friends Boyfriends was bragging about how hot the woman are. We got there a little after 10. Had to play 5 dollars for valet…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Rick's. I was pleasantly surprised with both the club and the dancers. I will go back in the future. The club was clean and looked like it was…

Red Orchid

Honolulu, Hawaii

Good place to just chill and...

Good place to just chill and get a cheap beer. Very conviently located but the downside is that everyone can see you going in. The girls were rather old and out of shape…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

939 is a great club. ...

939 is a great club. Lots of different type of girls. Not your typical local clubs with only one or two ethnicity. The drinks are rather pricey compared to the other strip…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

I suppose Barefax is your standard...

I suppose Barefax is your standard strip club, though we found the whole club's lighting to be a bit brighter than others. The dancers are generally aesthetically pleasing and rhythmically inclined. The music can range…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is a well known...

This place is a well known extras club in atlanta. the dancers are not the most attractive or in shape but ANYTHING goes here for cheap. Real neighborhood bar feel with lots of regulars. VIP…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the club yesterday,...

I was in the club yesterday, 1/11/14 to celebrate my 72nd birthday and the club did not disappoint. I had passed on visiting the club on the previous weekend because one of my spies was…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Spyce is a great gentleman's club...

Spyce is a great gentleman's club downtown. The women are smoking hot, great drinks, great music, it's just a really good environment. It's got two stories, I prefer the upstairs because there's more seats and…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Everything about the club seems great...

Everything about the club seems great at first, until you meet the management. The managers don't know what they are doing. For starters, they do not communicate among each other when it comes to hiring.…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

First visit since the remodel, which...

First visit since the remodel, which proved a real upgrade. Dancers seemed much friendlier than in the past. Before dancers were known for sticking to their regulars, but I had a dancer ask to…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in years, I remember it being a dark place, with no touching, and plenty of couple, and young curious college and university girls looking for a quiet place for…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Let me start by saying that...

Let me start by saying that I can see why a lot of guys like this place. Girls are all pretty put together and a higher class than what I am used to at…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Funny how much people talk about...

Funny how much people talk about the parking lot it holds cars so u can go inside and enjoy yourself.Once u r in 5 dollar cover during the days ,I find the day time girls…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I have visited this club during...

I have visited this club during the day and night shifts. The club used to be nude and now changed to bikini, although the girls go topless for $5 tip when on stage. Daytime there…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Parking can be a little tight,...

Parking can be a little tight, but there is parking across the alley in the back. The girls are a little to be desired. When you enter, the hawks will be after you…

Front Room

Reply to Art - re: Reading

"Doesn't anybody read books any more? Learn new words. Travel the world in your mind. Let your imagination soar" This is a quote from farmerart recently. The following is a book that I am rereading for the umpteenth time: "The Jesus Factor"…

Front Room

Gotta get back to Dallas

I recently returned to Austin after six months in Fort Worth/Dallas. I really enjoyed the clubs in the Dallas area (esp. NW area). I'm now back in Austin and just as it was when I left the strip…

Front Room

Las vegas 2AMer.

A man was shot dead this morning in the parking lot of a Las Vegas strip club. Lt. Michael Wallace said police received a call about 8:20 a.m. from someone who heard gunshots outside Crazy Horse III near Russell Road and…

Front Room

lights

How many gay guys does it take to put on a lighter bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to take it out.

Front Room

$5 foot long?

Did anyone try a foot longninstead of EXTRA KRISTA?

Front Room

Man with hands in pockets

Is feeling a little cocky

Front Room

Strip Club Durham Region

I just heard a rumour that a strip club has, or will be opening in Durham Region soon, has anybody heard anything about it?

Front Room

Dancers Showclub Indy

This is my regular club at home here in Indianapolis and I have reviewed it here several times. But my question is to anyone else goes there often...which do you know that do OTC? I can name a couple currently.…

Front Room

My CF just said something strange to me. Anyone care to interpret?

I met my CF in October of last year. For the past month or so, we've been having lap dances with the intent of me LDKing. (It was actually her idea. Her grinding abilities are ridiculous, by the way.) Anyway,…

Front Room

how you boys been ?

Long time....miss you boys

Front Room

OT: Better not overpay or over vist that kid. You could go to jail because of it

HOUSTON (FOX 26) - Clifford Hall says he's more than happy to pay child support for his 11-year-old son. "I'm his father it's my responsibility to take care of him," Hall says. But Hall says when the amount of child support was modified…

Front Room

snubbed?

I visited my regular club for the first time a bit over a month. Unfortunately my favorite dancer was suspended/fired a few weeks ago. There was a another girl, equally as hot who I enjoyed last time. I asked the…

Front Room

the house

At.Da.house I.eat a lot of tomatoes and mayo sandwiches how bout U ?

Front Room

Should bars and clubs be finanically responsible for drunk Patrons?

I hear it all the time, a dude gets drunk at a party, or a bar, or something like that, and instead of manning up and accepting responsibility, everyone has to pay up. I think it's shit!

Front Room

Shadow !

Shadow I'm tired of this I'm the champion talk on tuscl ! I'm tired of this I'm the best on tuscl....I'm tired of all that pussy you.get at follies....I'm tired of all the fame you have for being the champ....I…

Front Room

Missing Ariel Sharon...

What a sad day to hear about the passing of Ariel Sharon. Sharon was always a hero of mine. First of all he really was in the military. Had a successful career whereas I am just a poser and wannabe.…

Front Room

You, My Dear, Are No Porn Star

So I was at the strip club the other night when a cute, young, girl-next-door type slides on next to me with a smile and her pitch line- "Have you ever fucked a porn star before?" I just smiled and…

Front Room

Real or fake?

With the recent appearance of Dancinggal, I wounder how many of the "dancers" or even female customers here are real? Has anyone verified any personally? Would be interesting to know, to me. No disrespect intended, just curious. I know I…

Front Room

Colorado alters mile 420 post.

http://www.9news.com/rss/story.aspx?storyid=372755

Front Room

If some random unknown girl in a strip club, not a dancer, suddenly came up to y

I decided to post this on a separate thread rather than go off topic on another. This happened to me a couple of years ago. It can help to think ahead if another random girl approaches wanting to have…

Front Room

Dancer Tattoos

This has always puzzled me. Some dancers are infatuated with tattoos and seem to have quite a few of them. On more than once occasion, I've met dancers who have recently gotten large (expensive) tattoos or are planning on getting…

Front Room

Lesbian strippers

Are there a lot of dancers who are actually lesbians with no sexual attraction to men at all and see men as stupid walking talking wallets only? Have you discovered any such dancers? I will never spend any…

Front Room

Newbie stripper - extras?

Okay so I'm new to stripping and I've read absolutely every article on stripping, every review on clubs in my area, from all sorts of perspectives - new strippers, experienced strippers, regular custies, custies who like variety, ect. And I…

Front Room

Mustang Sally's Bloomsburg PA

Sorry to suck up bandwidth on this... Is Mustang Sally's Bloomsburg PA permanently closed? (feel free to bitch about club info not being updated also)

Front Room

juicebox aka bigtuna just drops a new album

U.O.E.N.O. Remix Video Feat. Lil Wayne Rick Ross Nicki Minaj [Parody] By short334 YouTube this Nigga

Front Room

Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Blonde Bombshells

It's another Friday and another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. For your pleasure we have Three Blonde Bombshells. In no particular order are- Bridgette Bardot Marilyn Monroe Farrah Fawcett Three beauties for you to pick. And as always, feel free to interject ladies…

Front Room

how often

Do you change your password on different sites on the world wide web

Front Room

rickyboy question ?

What was the system you used to marry your wife ? Was she to a crack head ?

Front Room

Married ?

So if your married should you be going to strip clubs period ?

Front Room

how much really

How much do we really need to bring to the club to get the job done ?

Front Room

Dancers kidnap boss

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-25670070

Front Room

Detroit City Council President Leaving Strip Club Caught w/Drugs in Car after Fl

This is Detroit, a city that can't even successfully declare bankruptcy so of course he… 1. Was let off with a warning 2. Is claiming police abuse The odyssey of that great member of the Democratic Party, Detroit City Council President…

Front Room

Juice Droids

Is it possible its way deeper than just an account ? Could they be droids, cyborgs or a new form of human life ?

Front Room

Bizaro

An imperfect duplicate of Superman created by Lex Luthor. Using a stolen strand of Superman's DNA, Luthor developed his own "Superman", a prototype for a line of super-guardians available to the general public. By dialing 555-LEXX, a person in trouble…

Front Room

how much is enough

How much do you need in your bank account to feel save to club again ?

Front Room

SC's in Aruba

The wife and I are taking a trip to Aruba in March. We like to visit the clubs together. Has anyone visited a SC in Aruba? Thanks!!!

Tijuana

Tijuana clubs

Has anyone visited the Mexican Hong Kong etc type clubs w/ a GF or wife? Mine is excited to try it out but I am curious if it is as accepted there as it is here. She is quite…

Front Room

Craigs List Test Ad

Been feeling restless and need a release. Posted a quick ad on Craigs list looking for quick manual stimulation. Mentioned that I had 60 roses. I really just wanted to do this as a test cases to see what would…