Hearing about the potential demise of...

Hearing about the potential demise of the Pink Pony, I decided to head down to the club for some well-deserved R and R. Like always, before even getting into the club, one has to pay a variable rate for parking, then receive a pat-down by buff security guys, then pay the pretty lady at the front desk $10 to enter. ~$15 later, I'm in.

I quickly took a seat at the far-right bar, in order to survey my newly-conquered land. Beautiful girls were dancing at all the stages and tables, and I was in heaven. One $5 Budweiser later, and I am feeling incredible. Then a gorgeous girl by the name of Celine (she accidentally dropped her real name, but I'll never tell!) gave me a somewhat-drowsy lapdance, but her discussions were top-notch so I did not mind. I got a second dance by Samantha, followed by a third, then I was done for the night.

All in all, I decided to be more "hands-on" this trip, and it delivered. I had always been afraid to even graze the dancer's skin at Pink Pony, but I was never told I had gone too far and I felt like I got my $10 worth every time. Go to the Pink Pony before it closes!