Drunk/High/Stoned Strippers

16 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  It's a matter of degree. A little pot or a couple of drinks can loosen them up but there is no fun if the are falling down drunk.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Aggressive stoners?
• carolynne

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  10 years ago

  can we order a pizza now?
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @Carolynne-This stoner cooks his own food. I love getting stoned the cooking. Shit, I love getting stoned.
• rockie

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  10 years ago

  Sometimes fun with a dancer "primed" has led to incredible moments, but more often than not it has led to a sloppy interaction.
• sofaking87

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  10 years ago

  @rockie, I totally agree! When it's good it's great, and when it's bad, they don't know how many songs it's been, lol!
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  There is huge difference between tipsy/silly and snot-slinging wasted. There are also some people that are just mean drunks. I in a club last week that had a sign up "Dancers are not allowed shots" A dancer I knew told me that applies to several dancers that would get so drunk that were obnoxious and one puked all over the guy she was blowing in the private room then passed out. the bouncers were pissed about having to clean up the puke and the customer was upset about have pants full of puke. I was stuck in a city over the weekend once and had become friendly with a very pleasant girl (looks and personality) at a local club so I cabbed over to the club when she came in for the evening so I could drink a little. She and I sat there a good piece of the evening drinking, got food (the chef there was pretty good and she told the kitchen was clean), going up for multiple booth dances through the evening, she would do her stage rotation and come back and we finished with a 1 hour spell in the private room where we both had fun. She was drunk enough to want have a full GFE. She really was a handful and out of control fortunately we had several hats with us. I was surprised the bouncers did not come in to check for the noise. But she had me tip well to be left alone and asked to be left alone. I spent a good deal of money on her since she danced for no one else from the time she arrived until I left, plus the weather was crappy outside so the place never got busy despite it being a Friday night. I saw her a couple of weeks later when back in town and she told me several other girls on that night were jealous because I would let them sit with me while she was on stage and buy a few drinks but I would not get dances from them. They also wanted to know if we were going to party again soon (a couple asked if they could join in the private session). The private rooms are normally 15 minute sessions. I suppose it would have been cheaper to go OTC but we decided to party in house. An escort with her looks would have cost at least $300/hour plus party costs and we partied with multiple good looking naked and semi-naked girls for the cost of a few drinks for an entire evening so I though it was worth it. I left a little drunk, completely limp, and $960 poorer for a 5 hour party. I had brought $1000 plus cab fare and no credit cards.
• rickdugan

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  10 years ago

  In my experience, they are usually more sloppy and create more drama than they are worth. I also struggle with the concept that a stripper can give consent if she is that fucked up and I simply want no part of that. Buzzed/tipsy and maybe even a little giggly is fine by me, but I throw back the ones who are clearly high or hammered.
• rockie

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  10 years ago

  My version of primed is tipsy/giggly, but still mentally present. If there's nobody home mentally, I've never been interested.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  There are two strippers at my home club that never appear drunk or high. They both usually drink coffee. They both are fine, know the game, and make a good night's earning.
• DandyDan

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  10 years ago

  The ones that are just wasted are no fun at all. OTOH, the ones who are high can be the best dancers of all and I seem to attract them.
• Subraman

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  10 years ago

  Agree also, the ones that are wasted can sometimes be the classic "give away the farm", but more often are a complete disaster. Tipsy = best.
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  I'm with rick on this one. Straight up sober, or a little buzzed, is great, but there's no way I want to be thinking about whether or not she's even *capable* of giving a legitimate "yes" answer to my requests.
• rl27

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  10 years ago

  Three of my past favorites, and one of my current favorites I would try to time it where she was a bit drunk but not too drunk. One dancer in particular, when she was sober she gave a fairly decent dance, but would always back off right when I was really getting into it, which as she told me when she was a bit drunk, she did so because she was a bit cautious about getting me too excited that I would cum. I often knew she was drunk enough when she would say something like, "I am glad you are here, I was afraid some of the other guys might take advantage of me." A line of course, but usually by song 2 her nipples were in my mouth, and her hand was undoing my zipper then reaching into my pants. Unfortunately if she was too drunk, she would pick fights with other dancers, until one day she got in a really bad fight with one of the other dancers and fired. The others were usually just a lot more relaxed during the dances and gave a better dance, and usually were never too drunk for me to worry. My current favorite I have to watch out though, because when she is too drunk she gets far too talkative during the dances
• Estafador

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  10 years ago

  I have a bad feeling about this thread but whatever I...do not feel comfortable when a women is drunk or a little more than just "tipsy". Looser inhibitions and more likely to do things she generally wouldn't do in a sober mindset (in this case we're talking about fucking). I rather her get silly on me while sober so I know it's due to her own stupid conscious clear consent rather than unhinged unorganized thoughts. Don't want to be the guy that had to take advantage of a girl just to have more fun. But that's just me because I'm a bitch.
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  You're a good man Esta. Even as a young man my attitude toward drinkin' and druggin' was "it's all fun and games 'til someone pokes themselves in the eye...the trick is knowing how to stop before that happens" Looking back I was lucky. A little buzzed is ok (as long as you don't drive) and pot would be cool if it were legal. But don't overdo it and don't encourage others to go overboard.