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Refinement to My Previous System

High everyone. Me again. I came up with a refinement to my previous system. As a reminder my previous system was:

- Wake up early in the morning

- piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the entire day

- get a hardon because you like being pissed off

- don't bother taking the anti-depressants your doctor prescribed you

- go to work at your job as a janitor

- get pissed at the world because you really wanted to be in the foreign service not a lousy janitor

- sniff the solvents you are supposed to use to clean toilets

- get brain damage and write how the Finns could have avoided the Winter War altogether if they had simply acquiesced to Stalin's very reasonable pre-war demands

- make stupid, contradictory arguments on TUSCL and then spazz out when people (if Dugly can even be called a person) point out the internal inconsistencies

- try to bail yourself out by misreading Wikipedia, but get even more tangled up

- now, thoroughly depressed and pissed at the world visit a strip club

- as strippers approach whine to them about how miserable your life is

- also whine to strippers about how sucky the world is in general

- whine to strippers about how there are so many stupid people in the world

- say your signature line - "fuck this! fuck that! Fuckin' fuck everything"

- leave without getting extras because you can't afford them on a janitor's salary

- go home and cry!


Now I got some feedback on this saying it makes me seem to whiny and negative. Too which I at first said, "fuck you! I'm not fuckin' whiny an negative. The world really is a sucky place. I'm just smarter than everyone else for seeing the suckiness for what it is!" Then I thought about it for a bit, and even though that is true like everything else I say (and I can't stand any disagreement with anything I say - makes me cry) I guess maybe when you have to deal with people who can't handle the truth, like strippers and Dugly, you need to tone it down a bit.

Thus a present the following minor adjustment to my system. Instead of whine to them about my crappy janitorial job, I proudly boast that I am, in fact, a "chief building sanitation engineer". Really impresses them as much a RickyBoy's white three polyester suit. Maybe even more so, but it costs alot less.

Everything else about my system stays as is.

Have a nice day.

signed,
The Jestie-Girl.