Refinement to My Previous System
High everyone. Me again. I came up with a refinement to my previous system. As a reminder my previous system was:
- Wake up early in the morning
- piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the entire day
- get a hardon because you like being pissed off
- don't bother taking the anti-depressants your doctor prescribed you
- go to work at your job as a janitor
- get pissed at the world because you really wanted to be in the foreign service not a lousy janitor
- sniff the solvents you are supposed to use to clean toilets
- get brain damage and write how the Finns could have avoided the Winter War altogether if they had simply acquiesced to Stalin's very reasonable pre-war demands
- make stupid, contradictory arguments on TUSCL and then spazz out when people (if Dugly can even be called a person) point out the internal inconsistencies
- try to bail yourself out by misreading Wikipedia, but get even more tangled up
- now, thoroughly depressed and pissed at the world visit a strip club
- as strippers approach whine to them about how miserable your life is
- also whine to strippers about how sucky the world is in general
- whine to strippers about how there are so many stupid people in the world
- say your signature line - "fuck this! fuck that! Fuckin' fuck everything"
- leave without getting extras because you can't afford them on a janitor's salary
- go home and cry!
Now I got some feedback on this saying it makes me seem to whiny and negative. Too which I at first said, "fuck you! I'm not fuckin' whiny an negative. The world really is a sucky place. I'm just smarter than everyone else for seeing the suckiness for what it is!" Then I thought about it for a bit, and even though that is true like everything else I say (and I can't stand any disagreement with anything I say - makes me cry) I guess maybe when you have to deal with people who can't handle the truth, like strippers and Dugly, you need to tone it down a bit.
Thus a present the following minor adjustment to my system. Instead of whine to them about my crappy janitorial job, I proudly boast that I am, in fact, a "chief building sanitation engineer". Really impresses them as much a RickyBoy's white three polyester suit. Maybe even more so, but it costs alot less.
Everything else about my system stays as is.
Have a nice day.
signed,
The Jestie-Girl.
- Wake up early in the morning
- piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the entire day
- get a hardon because you like being pissed off
- don't bother taking the anti-depressants your doctor prescribed you
- go to work at your job as a janitor
- get pissed at the world because you really wanted to be in the foreign service not a lousy janitor
- sniff the solvents you are supposed to use to clean toilets
- get brain damage and write how the Finns could have avoided the Winter War altogether if they had simply acquiesced to Stalin's very reasonable pre-war demands
- make stupid, contradictory arguments on TUSCL and then spazz out when people (if Dugly can even be called a person) point out the internal inconsistencies
- try to bail yourself out by misreading Wikipedia, but get even more tangled up
- now, thoroughly depressed and pissed at the world visit a strip club
- as strippers approach whine to them about how miserable your life is
- also whine to strippers about how sucky the world is in general
- whine to strippers about how there are so many stupid people in the world
- say your signature line - "fuck this! fuck that! Fuckin' fuck everything"
- leave without getting extras because you can't afford them on a janitor's salary
- go home and cry!
Now I got some feedback on this saying it makes me seem to whiny and negative. Too which I at first said, "fuck you! I'm not fuckin' whiny an negative. The world really is a sucky place. I'm just smarter than everyone else for seeing the suckiness for what it is!" Then I thought about it for a bit, and even though that is true like everything else I say (and I can't stand any disagreement with anything I say - makes me cry) I guess maybe when you have to deal with people who can't handle the truth, like strippers and Dugly, you need to tone it down a bit.
Thus a present the following minor adjustment to my system. Instead of whine to them about my crappy janitorial job, I proudly boast that I am, in fact, a "chief building sanitation engineer". Really impresses them as much a RickyBoy's white three polyester suit. Maybe even more so, but it costs alot less.
Everything else about my system stays as is.
Have a nice day.
signed,
The Jestie-Girl.
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Your new system is just as dumb as your previous one.
Too funny!
There are more and more jobs for regular manufacturing employees. If you know how to read prints and use a wrench and follow directions, you might be able to step up. Many of these jobs are found online via the company websites.
Fuckin' fuck everything!
Thus spaketh the jestie-girl after he went ballistic on rankuam and sharkhunter when they said a girl he thought was a 10 was only an 8. Keep up the projections there, spazz-boy!