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Refinement to My Previous System

Jan 20, 2014, 8:41 PM

High everyone. Me again. I came up with a refinement to my previous system. As a reminder my previous system was:

Wake up early in the morning
piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the entire day
get a hardon because you like being pissed off
don't bother taking the anti-depressants your doctor prescribed you
go to work at your job as a janitor
get pissed at the world because you really wanted to be in the foreign service not a lousy janitor
sniff the solvents you are supposed to use to clean toilets
get brain damage and write how the Finns could have avoided the Winter War altogether if they had simply acquiesced to Stalin's very reasonable pre-war demands
make stupid, contradictory arguments on TUSCL and then spazz out when people (if Dugly can even be called a person) point out the internal inconsistencies
try to bail yourself out by misreading Wikipedia, but get even more tangled up
now, thoroughly depressed and pissed at the world visit a strip club
as strippers approach whine to them about how miserable your life is
also whine to strippers about how sucky the world is in general
whine to strippers about how there are so many stupid people in the world
say your signature line - "fuck this! fuck that! Fuckin' fuck everything"
leave without getting extras because you can't afford them on a janitor's salary
go home and cry!

Now I got some feedback on this saying it makes me seem to whiny and negative. Too which I at first said, "fuck you! I'm not fuckin' whiny an negative. The world really is a sucky place. I'm just smarter than everyone else for seeing the suckiness for what it is!" Then I thought about it for a bit, and even though that is true like everything else I say (and I can't stand any disagreement with anything I say - makes me cry) I guess maybe when you have to deal with people who can't handle the truth, like strippers and Dugly, you need to tone it down a bit.

Thus a present the following minor adjustment to my system. Instead of whine to them about my crappy janitorial job, I proudly boast that I am, in fact, a "chief building sanitation engineer". Really impresses them as much a RickyBoy's white three polyester suit. Maybe even more so, but it costs alot less.

Everything else about my system stays as is.

Have a nice day.

signed, The Jestie-Girl.

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jester21411 years ago

You know you touched a nerve when Dugly pulls out the alternates.

Dougster11 years ago

^^^ That's it - cry jestie, cry!

Your new system is just as dumb as your previous one.

Too funny!

jester2I411 years ago

Fuck, you, Dugly! I'm not fuckin' crying! I never fuckin' cry. Least not when I listen to the doctor and take my anti-depressants like I'm supposed to!

sharkhunter11 years ago

How about studying or get training for a better higher paying job? I believe they are out there. It might take time and effort and work but I believe determined people can do it. It might take time and effort to determine what you could learn to do that would be a significant improvement. Libraries have free resources. Maybe something like a nursing assistant or a janitor in a hospital, then eventually a job as a nursing student or whatever you can move up to? There are more and more jobs for regular manufacturing employees. If you know how to read prints and use a wrench and follow directions, you might be able to step up. Many of these jobs are found online via the company websites.

Dougster11 years ago

I think jestie just likes wallowing in his misery. He gave it away above. Makes him feel superior to what he feels is a sucky world with people too opiated to recognize it for what it is.

crazyjoe11 years ago

Wow! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the barn today

crazyjoe11 years ago

Someone shit the bed real good. I can smell it

sofaking8711 years ago

Dude, you gotta use your system and post a review, lol!

Dougster11 years ago

Another stupid system by this stupid jestie-girl. Give it up already.

jester21411 years ago

It's nice to know Dugly is still so easily pissed off.

crazyjoe11 years ago

Come on jesty... listen to the sofa king...we want to know if it works. Telling is not selling. Put your money where your mouth is

crazyjoe11 years ago

Did the barn treat you better last nite?

jester2I411 years ago

It's a fuckin' good system! Don't fuckin' let Dugly tell you any differently! Strippers really like guys who have a good job like chief sanitation engineer but are still able to see the world for the sucky place it is with sucky people like Dugly!

Fuckin' fuck everything!

Dougster11 years ago

jester2l4: "It's nice to know Dugly is still so easily pissed off."

Thus spaketh the jestie-girl after he went ballistic on rankuam and sharkhunter when they said a girl he thought was a 10 was only an 8. Keep up the projections there, spazz-boy!

jester21411 years ago

"ballistic", lol. It's good you have an imagination to fall back on Dugly.

Dougster11 years ago

Dumb system. But then again, jestie is a dumb girl.

Dougster11 years ago

Lol!

Dougster11 years ago

I guess the refinement make this system a bit better. So whereas the original system was a 0 scale on 1 to 100, this refined system is a 0.1. Great work, jestie!

Dougster11 years ago

Lol!