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Stripper Cards

Okay i really have no idea if these exist somewhere or if it has been talked about before but , i just noticed Runukam's picture collection and it made me think of like hockey cards n baseball cards we all…

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Blind Hobbyists

Good afternoon, again. I was wondering if anybody has ever seen a blind patron insides strip club before? I've seen patrons in wheelchairs. I've seen a dead patron once-he signed with a smoking hot, platinum blonde.…

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Hooking Up For The Hook-Up

Good afternoon, compadres. I just got back from this decadent ice cream joint with some ice cream and the number to the cute, scooper girl. She's cute but she's not gorgeous. But she has ice cream.…

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If another dancer tells me not to call her babe!....

This may be a strange topic but recently i have had several girls, some of them my regular girls ask me not to call them babe for one reason or another. One is a facebook friend of mine and her…

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Prop'ing System?

What happened to the prop'ing system? It looks like if you prop someone multiple times, only the last one is left?

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Stocker Ticker RICK Forced to Sell Their Planes

Ha! Look Dougster I told you the stock is about to absolutely crater! They are so desperate for cash now that they have been forced to sell their planes http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ricks-cabaret-international-announces-sale-140000202.html It might have taken a year to get going but you should…

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An Open Letter From A Detroit Extras Girl

Interesting views from a Detroit extras dancer. http://titsandsass.com/an-open-letter-from-a-detroit-extras-girl/

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in miami in my opinion... Only $10 cover and 5 for self parking. The atmosphere is great with dance and rock music playing...the crowd is older men with money…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I had been to Scarlett's Tampa...

I had been to Scarlett's Tampa and this was the first time visiting Miami location. Only one word describes the difference - Wow. It is like difference between a mule and a thoroughbred. Scarlett's has amazing…

Whispers

Seaford, Delaware

stop by on my way to...

stop by on my way to the Maryland. it was about 8pm, not too much of a crowd. I am use to seeing the thick girls so this was not my type of club, but…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I went there for the first...

I went there for the first time since it went all nude and was pleasantly surprised. I thought the quality of girls would take a big hit, but it wasn't so bad at all.…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

This is my first review of...

This is my first review of the club, after making three visits to this place, and to be fair about where it stands with respect to other Detroit high end strip clubs such as: Players;…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I visited XTC on Saturday night...

I visited XTC on Saturday night for the first time in years. I haven't been at all in 6 months due to the poor quality of day shift dancers and the cameras in VIP.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I went here on a Monday...

I went here on a Monday evening, and was surprised by the amount of girls in the club. If you want top quality girls this is the place to be. They were very friendly and…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

This club has become one of...

This club has become one of the go to spots in PG in recent years. They take your license and save the info in their database once you become a member which seems weird at…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Went to Centerfolds around 10:30pm on...

Went to Centerfolds around 10:30pm on a Wednesday night. The pros of going on a weeknight were that the staff were friendly and laid back, there was plenty of seating close to the stage,…

Vision

San Antonio, Texas

It's definitely a one of a...

It's definitely a one of a kind experience. The girls are good looking and friendly, much like you expect from most strip clubs. However, this place is way different and is more of a modeling…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Been a few months since I...

Been a few months since I last hot to visit Night Trips. Luckily, I found myself with some free time. As previously noted, they had finished construction that definitely improved the decor & functionality. They…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited on a Monday afternoon around...

Visited on a Monday afternoon around 2:00, just before mandatory valet. Place is busy as usual but found a seat at the bar. I never seem able to get there early enough to…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick's is a decent club that...

Rick's is a decent club that is down the block from MSG that you can get into for free by using one of the many fliers that are given out around MSG / Penn Station.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

I will break up this review...

I will break up this review into 5 sections – that way you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Notes III) Club Layout IV) Dancers V) Conclusion I also tend to use a fair…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Walked in and wasn't sure if...

Walked in and wasn't sure if they were open. Lights were on and music was blaring but the only person I saw was the bartender. Music was loud and she assured me they were open.…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I've not been to the club...

I've not been to the club in a while and decided to stop in. Not many girls dancing, but I did notice Brandy was working. SHe came over and we chatted for a while and…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

After being to 5 other clubs...

After being to 5 other clubs in the akron, canton area I try this one. By far the best I have found so far. The dancers weren't overly pushy. The dances start at 5 for…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I've been to Kittens 3 times...

I've been to Kittens 3 times now, and I think it's the best club in Seattle. Firstly, the location is great, easy off street parking, and since its brand new, the whole place just…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Just got in from NYC and...

Just got in from NYC and wanted to visit as i heard stories about this place. Came here on a Saturday around 1:30am after a quick play at Casino Niagara. Bad idea, did…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Been here a few times, nothing...

Been here a few times, nothing special. Place was close to my job, so I went after work. Club is a hole in the wall, but its clean and presentable. Drink prices are…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Stopped in 2 Saturday nights ago,...

Stopped in 2 Saturday nights ago, was not too excited about the $5 cover but went in anyway because it had been over 10 years. They had put in some new carpeting and chairs,…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

MKEDUDE here with another "Just in...

MKEDUDE here with another "Just in Time" review. I got back to my hotel from Kappa Kabanna about an hour ago. I went between 8 and 12PM on a Monday night. The club is nice and…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Overall a great, chilled club. ...

Overall a great, chilled club. Shocked that it's in Durham and would have never thought it'd be as nice as it is. They dancers don't bug you, no BS parking fees since it's…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

I've been to Rouge a few...

I've been to Rouge a few times now. I've always enjoyed it, subject to the caveat that its's a busy, downtown hustle-y club. This means the girls are generally above average and the house is…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Was kind of wanting to check...

Was kind of wanting to check it out on a late Friday night after hitting up a few other places. Went in around 3:15AM. Considering they close at 4, it was pretty steep for the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

This joint...

This joint is always talked about like it can be a great time. Granted, there are some clear positives. There is no cover during the day. The dances are only 10bucks…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Been frequenting thus place for a...

Been frequenting thus place for a long time now. The BYOB is great and the girls are agressive. However, the dollar parade is tiresome after an hour or so. Parking is ample, duscreet, and safe. Not…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Attention all readers..... This...

Attention all readers..... This place is the reason /excuse you have been been looking for to take a trip to Tampa, FL. Let me start off by saying that the place is conveniently…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hadn't been in probably a year,...

Hadn't been in probably a year, decided I'll stop on Monday see if anything was worth coming back. I know I didn't pick the greatest time to come but I had a couple of hours…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Go here a couple times a...

Go here a couple times a month. It's kind of like your neighborhood divebar meets stripjoint. Overall it's fun. Not a lot of overbearing rules, you are really free to roam as you want. It's…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Located in the back of a...

Located in the back of a strip mall, Camelot East has a unassuming entrance that is nice for dropping in quick and dropping out. For a weekend night, the party inside was going on as…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I stopped in last Sunday just...

I stopped in last Sunday just to see what the new club looked like. Physically - it seems much bigger than PP. The inside all looks new, but the outside still has some vestiges of…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

On a whim went to the...

On a whim went to the Ace and I was pleasantly surprised. About 10-12 dancers working. Drink prices were in-line with typical Eight Mile pricing. No drink specials that day although I…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

In town for business and stating...

In town for business and stating nearby, was bored and wanted to see some nekkid wimen and so off I went to Dreamgirls at SoDo. I had just flown across the country that say…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I decided to stop by on...

I decided to stop by on my way home from BBF as a recon type visit. The $12 dances at BBF don't have much value because most of the girls seem to hide in…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This is a review of a...

This is a review of a visit to the Coliseum by my wife and I this past Saturday night. I was surprised by my wife’s suggestion to go to a club as it has…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The Sundowner used to be one...

The Sundowner used to be one of the most exciting places in Ontario to visit. The "Canadian Ballet" was where everyone from Western NY would go to in order to see the hottest women…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

It's somewhat expensive if you go...

It's somewhat expensive if you go to the back room. $150 for 15 minutes, 25 for a topless dance and 40 for nude. Saying that, the club is small enough that anywhere you sit there…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

While doing the touristy thing we...

While doing the touristy thing we drove past Cheetahs initially. However, we could not find a restroom anywhere so we circled back around and thought what the hell. We would use their restroom and get…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to the Stilettos Cabaret on a weeknight. I was not too reassured by the doorman in a cop uniform with a gun, or the metal detector, but it all turned…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I have reviewed this club before,...

I have reviewed this club before, but a recent visit prompted me to give an update. I came by around midnight, probably 11:00 on a Thursday night. Paid the cover, grabbed a drink and sat…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

While being on a business trip...

While being on a business trip in Indianapolis we went to to Brad's Brass flamingos night club as it was recommended by the hotel staff. The atmosphere and dancers were great, also the prices were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I am always happy when my...

I am always happy when my work schedule gets me anywhere in the vicinity of this club! There is always a good reason to drive a few extra miles to enjoy the Playhouse. I arrived in…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

I have visited this club on...

I have visited this club on several afternoon shifts so this will be a compilation of those visits. The club remodel was done very well and feels very comfortable. Probably the best décor in Portland…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a handful of other times, with reasonable appreciation for the offerings, hence the return trip. This particular night, we were celebrating a friend's bachelor party. We arrived late in…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. This was my first time there and I have always wanted to try the place. This club is basically all black.…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Latest visit to DG was incredible....

Latest visit to DG was incredible. The mileage keeps getting better at this place. Went in and used the online coupon from dejavu.com, no cover. Had to buy the $9 soft drink of course. What I…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I like this club because it...

I like this club because it opens early and I stop there on the way out of town. Not many ladies in the early pm but I've usually found a hot and friendly chick and…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in to kill an...

I stopped in to kill an hour. It has been awhile since I have been here. The bouncer told me there were $4.00 Heinekens' and Amstel Lights on special. During that time I saw 7…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas, Sin City? Maybe at...

Vegas, Sin City? Maybe at the casinos at 2 am with some ladies of the night, but not really at the strip club scene. This was my old stomping ground and have made…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

It's time for my latest review...

It's time for my latest review of Dancers showclub. Dancers sometimes come and go here so there is always a few new ones to review. I stopped in on a friday night. It usually gets…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club used to be one...

This club used to be one of my favorite bars but its went downhill fast. I came in after work on a Friday night and it was maybe two guys besides myself. As soon as…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Came in here to find a...

Came in here to find a sexy Latina who would be willing to suck me off or let me fuck her. It is very easy to find in Mexico, and they will do anything…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

Thought I would give it a...

Thought I would give it a try.... A little dissapointrd in the service. I thought the bar was nice, much better on the inside than out. I was greeted by a young tall hit Asian…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited the Palomino during a...

I visited the Palomino during a recent visit to Vegas. I friend who said she worked there when she was younger said nowhere else can you get alcohol and nude girls. By all means take…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

I am really wishing I would...

I am really wishing I would have checked TUSCL before wasting my time here. So I stopped by on a Thursday around 4pm. The previous reviews are accurate. Nice and big, high…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Hit Sticky Mickys last week .......

Hit Sticky Mickys last week .... Pretty empty, which is normal.. 2 people at the pool table, a couple more at the bar. Had a mixed drink for $8, not bad prices ... but I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This review is for last Thursday...

This review is for last Thursday around 8 before all the true night shift girls showed up. I got a fb message from my atf dancer and showed up early. It paid off big time,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

There are a lot of clubs...

There are a lot of clubs in the socal area. Don't be shy and pay a visit to the vu in COI. It's one of the best value experiences you will ever have.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decided to check out Pandora's after...

Decided to check out Pandora's after a while. I do not necessarily like the physical layout of the club. It's got a main stage to your right as you enter in and a smaller stage…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

I failed to mention the girls...

I failed to mention the girls in my last review of this place due to me pushing the wrong buttons on my keyboard. I'll finished my first review by mentioning the girls in this…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Stopped by while in NYC for...

Stopped by while in NYC for a conference. I knew that drinks and dances would be typically expensive, after all, the club is in Manhattan. That said, the girls were all very friendly,…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped by after Midnight, it was...

Stopped by after Midnight, it was close to the Four Seasons which I was staying at for ACC Tournament. Payed 15$ cover and walked in. The club floor is rather small with a bar…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

No need to write about the...

No need to write about the inside and the expensive drinks as it have been covered. I am writing to tell about what a terrible experience I had last Wednesday evening. I understand that it…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

This is a very large club.,With...

This is a very large club.,With 3 floors and a cigar deck, Their restaurant is actually really good. Downstairs is spacious with a full stage and a pedestal. coat check is free and there is 8…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

This club has gone downhill, ...

This club has gone downhill, The dancers weren't very attractive an its 7 dollars for a budweiser and dollar tip. Your eight dollars in soon as you have one drink. than the dancers…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Stopped in about 5:00 on a...

Stopped in about 5:00 on a Saturday. There was 2 girls, a rather large girls who was friendly but not attractive and another attractive brunette who was eating Chinese food. Both girls appeared to be…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is no-frills, but you...

This place is no-frills, but you can have a good time here if you go in with the right expectations. As other reviewers have mentioned, it's in the back of an adult bookstore, it's not very…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went to this place last Saturday...

Went to this place last Saturday afternoon, not very busy afternoon maybe around 18 girls, and same amount of customers. Cover charge is still $5. Since I have not been there for a while, so…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Cool place in vegas, a little...

Cool place in vegas, a little far off the strip but if you want nude dancers you have to make the trip. Nice club, clean and upscale looking. The Dancer were really good looking, a…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

For the non vips good club...

For the non vips good club nice selection of good looking girls. Absolutely dead during the day, everyday including weekends. Small intimate club, appropriately dark and if you get the right dancer you can have…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

This review is from my visit...

This review is from my visit on Friday, March 14th around 6pm (the start of 2nd shift)... The dancers that were available were Stacy, April, Amber, Cherri and one other girl (I can't remember her name).…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Went here while I was working...

Went here while I was working in New Jersey for the summer. Had an amazing time. The club had many beautiful girls and dancers, and even the bartender and watresses were worth looking at.…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Visited KOD ~11:30 p.m. on Saturday...

Visited KOD ~11:30 p.m. on Saturday eve 3/15/14. + $20 cover - don’t know if it goes up after midnight but I’ve paid $30 covers in the past at KOD + free parking – although a fairly…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I moved away to midwest few...

I moved away to midwest few years ago for work, but I visit Seattle few times a year. Stopped in couple times last week to see some old friends ;) and maybe make a few…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletale Lounge is unique place in...

Tattletale Lounge is unique place in Atlanta. It is a small strip club with a big heart. The good news is that it has a lot of attractive young girls. The majority of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Buy beware.....for some reason they let...

Buy beware.....for some reason they let Taya come back and work here. The girl is bordering a a legendary ROB. To make matters worse, she has recruited friends from Texas to work up here with…

Vivid Live

Miami, Florida

Visited Vivid on Sat eve...

Visited Vivid on Sat eve around 1:00 a.m. on 3/15/14. I had SCed and had a good time the night before at Porthole Pub in Pompano. I generally do not SC on back to…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

This place is a little different...

This place is a little different from a typical club. It is an establishment with a video/sex toys store, a theatre (supposedly, I never tried it), and booths with live girls in them.…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

So I skip this place to...

So I skip this place to go to Vixens, because it's a nicer club, the girls tend to be prettier, there's less a reek of cigarette smoke, you don't get a blast of cold air…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

Some of the girls are very...

Some of the girls are very friendly. But a few just don't know how to take the reply not interested, as they keep coming back to try to change your mind about them. I've heard…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

I was in town visiting family...

I was in town visiting family and a friend of mine who lives out that way invited me out. I'd been there years before so I expected it to be just another run down little…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Rolled thru Fayetteville last week and...

Rolled thru Fayetteville last week and hit up one of my favorites Mickey's once again. Same deal as before during the day, no cover and $10 private lap dances. Mickey's is gradually losing…

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DC/Baltimore

Any recommendations from local experts?

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Houston Strip Clubs - is there actually a good reason to go to any of them that

Hi fellow PLs, I have visited Houston a few times and am here again. In the past, I have only gone to one or both of the Rankin Road clubs - St. James or Houston Dolls. Had a good…

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Low T ?

crazyjoe's thread “If you are over 40 and feel like half a man...” reminded me of something that has been on my mind a bit lately – my testosterone levels. I was listening to a pretty reputable radio health show a…

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Snip, Snip

Urologists report that the number of vasectomy procedures spike as much as 50 percent during the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. Personally, I don't want anybody messing around with my boyz.

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Mr. Luckys, Columbia SC

Anybody have any info on this club? Last review was almost a year ago. Also it seems there are fewer clubs in Columbia.

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Current hot Detroit clubs

I have been to the Detroit club scene many times but I have only experienced flight club. I will be up that way this weekend and will probably be staying in the Southfield area which wouldn't be too far of a…

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Juice is looking for a room mate

Jewish or Christian Weed Smoker Wanted http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/roo/4377526944.html

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Another Waste of Government Time and Money

http://www.dailybulletin.com/government-and-politics/20140311/san-bernardino-county-supervisors-ok-regulations-for-adult-businesses If this bullshit goes into effect then I might lose my favorite club, Tropical Lei. Doesn't law enforcement have meth labs to bust in San Berdoo or are they a little too dangerous for the coppers? Fucking assholes.

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Found Money

Last week I found money in a strip club. I was sitting at a table beside one of the satellite stages jutting off the main stage. Strippers walk out onto these stages and swing around the poles, getting…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This place is slow going stripclub....

This place is slow going stripclub. no admission until 8 and domestics are $8. Place is good to waste ssome time not really a club atmosphere just a place to get a dance and a…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Went there on a friday night...

Went there on a friday night with a few of the guys. It was in decent shape. They have a couple stages a private lap dance area and a VIP setup. The bar service was…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This is a belated review for...

This is a belated review for Super Bowl week. I've been to Flashdancers previously and always found its talent to be a cut above. I will not repeat the details of the physical layout,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I made 2 visits here on...

I made 2 visits here on my last Vegas trip back in fall. First visit was a night visit, probably around 10 or so. When I got there, the place was packed, barely…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Always a pretty good time at...

Always a pretty good time at Dolls. This particular evening, talent wasn't stellar and there wasn't much. So I got a beer and chilled for a while. They let you smoke inside so that's nice.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by the combined La...

I stopped by the combined La Pearl/Outer Space tonight. As I've reported before on Sundays you pay one $10 cover that includes both floors. I did not count the number of girls working but I'm…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Well when I get too feeble...

Well when I get too feeble to function I know where to go. Saw two Russian dancers working over a super geriatric geezer at the bar who could barely move and arrived in a scooter.…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

I...

I consider this the best strip club in Central Illinois and possibly the state. The building is in good repair and somewhat plush interior with a great formal dining room…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped in on a Thursday night...

Stopped in on a Thursday night . Club used to have two stages, however now they only use the one. When you walk in there is a small bar on the left and the announcer/bouncer…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

It was a $5 cover to...

It was a $5 cover to get in because my friends and I got there before 6pm, normally it's a $10 cover. We started off at the bar, there's a huge selection of drinks to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been back to this club not because of a bad time but due to distance. The night I went I believe was a Friday I had a few dances…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

There seems to be nearly 100%...

There seems to be nearly 100% consensus that this is easily the classiest place and the hottest looking women in LA. Dancers are all nearly 8 and above. Of course that same near hundred percent…

Kentucky Klub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Let me start by saying this...

Let me start by saying this club is probably the worst club in Indy. I visited kentucky klub on a Saturday evening and there were 2 dancers working. 2 customers, including myself. One…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

It was a Friday night. ...

It was a Friday night. I went specifically to check out India, a thick, sexy Latina. There was another guy who's a big fan of hers. He spent a lot of money…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It has been a few months...

It has been a few months since I was at the bar. Pretty much all new girls since the last time. Only 2 of them I recognized. Not many customers on a Sunday night maybe…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

It was a kool experience... The...

It was a kool experience... The Girls were looking sexy. And the DJ was playing some good music.. U can bring your own drink and I thought that, that was a good idea... The. Girls…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

This club is located near the...

This club is located near the center of London, in a safe place. At the entrance, a young man asks if you know the rules... no photo, and a pound by dance. A he deliberately…

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Recommendation for Club in Atlanta GA (mix/women patrons/21 bday party)

Hi everyone Looking for a strip club in Atlanta. Best friend is turning 21. Visiting Atlanta for vacation and would like to find a club that has a mix of girls (white, black, latino, etc), isn't terribly expensive and is friendly…

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For Joe

Just heard this... What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are just about $1.79, deer nuts are just under a buck

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

Did you hear about the guy that died while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull drug him to death

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conversation with a dancer

Joe...blew air on dancers neck and shoulder and when she gave me a funny look I asked her If that was the worst blow job she had today? Dancer...that was the worst one I had today. You need to work on…

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crazyjoe

How much has joe had to drink tonite?

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Round 3

This guy got a date with the sluttiest loosest girl on stripperweb one night. It was their first date together and he pull over to the side of the road. They both jump into the back seat and she is…

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staying busy

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours read the next comment

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Wall and Associates

If you have an IRS problem call us @ 800-729-9321

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Round 2

An old woman had recently lost her husband. She is so upset about it that she wanted to end it all. She got a gun and decided she was going to end it by shooting herself. She didnt want any…

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Sunday Joke

There was a boy that got hit by a car when he was crossing the street in front of a church. The guy driving the car got out to see how bad the boy was hurt. It didnt look very…

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stripped and screwed

Get the Speed Out Call 1-800-707-6681 or go to www.buyspeedout.com. For $19.95 you can save yourself from being screwed by a stripped screw

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Dancer does not want my money?

Hello comrades. I am fairly new to the hobby and I am just amazed about how unreliable some dancers can be! I was smitten by a young, beautiful latina dancer, so I asked for her cell phone # the second time I…

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Some days we just don't think

To paraphrase an old song: Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, she was ugly as sin But I did it anyway, and I think that I am gonna die. Tell me,…

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St. Patrick's Day plans?

Mine: 1. Start the day with a bowl of the special 50th anniversary Lucky Charms 2. Stop at McDonalds later for a cool & minty Shamrock Shake 3. Visit the club that evening to celebrate with some Guinness and naughty shenanigans with my…

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Newbie (Sorta)

I Am New To Strip Clubs, Sorta. I've Only Been To One Strip Club, But I Have Dated A Couple Of Girls Who Danced. I Want To Know From The Vets, Is There A Way To Carry Oneself To Stand…

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The Best US Cities for Strip Clubs

1. Detroit 2. Baltimore 3. Tampa 4. New Orleans 5. San Antonio 6. Denver 7. Albuquerque 8. Los Angeles 9. Kansas City 10. Philadelphia

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Chili, take 2

I have just finished making chili for our church youth groups cook-off tomorrow. For the first time, I used about 3/4 lb of chorizo in addition to 80/20 ground chuck. SlickSpic, thank-you for that tip - this is easily the…

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Sex Workers Today

http://reason.com/blog/2014/03/14/economics-of-sex-work-in-american-cities Most interesting, it is a decreasing income... more popular in the 80's than now. 15 Observations all laid out.

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Age & sstripclubbing

One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was surrounded by OLD people. Being…

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Dallas Recommendations?

Occasional reader, first time poster. I'm going to be spending next Thursday night in Dallas, and I want to check out a club or two. I've heard Dallas has some quality clubs, but some can also be a black hole…

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Is it common for men to visit Asian massage parlors?

Have any of you had a girlfriend and went to this place? did she ever found out. My boyfriend went to one on his business trip, and i am pissed! why would he let himself get washed by another woman?…

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I'm not a prostitute

After getting BBBJCIM and CFS in the champagne court, the dancer told me in conversation "I'm not a prostitute". I've been thinking about this and can't figure out how she can say this.

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is kissing cuties frowned upon in some/most club?

Kind of new at this game. But got a few dances from a girl who has become a CF I guess. Best dances so saved my $ for her. I enjoy hanging out and talking with…

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Anyone watching basketball?

I'm enjoying watching ACC games.

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OT: Eva Green

Anybody here go see 300: Rise of an Empire? I loved the scene with Artemisia naked and getting rough fucked. Then she tells Themistocles he fucks like a wimp. Eva Green's body was bangin'; I'm glad I got to see…

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Getting *your* nipples felt up (sucked) ?

I've had quite a few dancers try to play and or suck my nipples. IDK if they do it b/c they think it will turn me on – b/c they like it (turns them on) – or both? Do you get this…

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BBBJ Tip?

So was at a SC about a month ago. Went into VIP room and got an unrequested, yet much appreciated, BBBJ, no CIM. I had no idea what to tip. What are thoughts here? Also, have received HJs from this place…

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OT: What's up w/ my laptop's battery ?

For any techies out there. I have a 17-inch Dell laptop that I bought new about 3 years ago. For some reason; I seem to be getting just about an 1 hour max out of the battery. I don't recall; but…

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Civilians

What have you heard from civilian girls that shocked you? My ex wife used to tell guys that she used to strip...floors. The looks some guys gave her were hilarious. I had a waitress once ask me what the difference…

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FKK Clubs in Germany - Tips, Advice, Hints

I will be in Germany on a business trip this coming week and interested in expanding my experiences. Having heard and read about FKK Clubs in various cities, I am considering visiting one. As I will be flying out of…

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Today is Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrate accordingly, gentlemen. http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

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Families And Our Hobby

In my case family means my three brothers and one sister; I have no wife or children. All of my siblings know of my SC hobby but just one brother knows of my sexual dalliances with strippers. Two brothers and…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:That 70's Show Edition

Well, hello there boys and girls. It's been a moment since we've played one of my favorite games. Today, we are going back in time to the late 70's in Wisconsin. We have a triumvirate of beauties…

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OT: Cheerleader of the Week: Duke's Jasmine

I still don't know about our own resident Dukie, but Jasmine is one sassy Blue Devil http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/cheerleaders/photos/1403/cheerleader-of-the-week-jasmine-duke/

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Do you prefer CIM or facial?

While the porn industry may need the money shot to prove that the male actor actually came, I personally don't think that orgasm feels as good as CIM. Is a facial more degrading to women? Is that why some men…

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ana or anna

Recently I've heard a few dancers and seen some post on FB referring to Ana or Anna like it is a drug. Anybody ever heard of it? What is it?

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OT: What crisis? US millionaire count hits all-time high

The recovery is official—at least for millionaires. The number of millionaire households in the U.S. surged by 640,000, or 7 percent, to 9.63 million last year, according to a new study from Spectrem Group. That marks an all-time high for the…

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No Alcohol Beyond This Point

If you see a sign that says "No Alcohol Beyond This Point" by the door of a club, what does that mean? Does that mean that if you are full of alcohol that you cant leave? Do you need to stay…

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I can't believe I'm going to do this

So I've been with a lot of strippers and civilians, but there's this stripper I've known for 3 years at a local club I frequent that I can't get out of my mind. If there was ever a time to…

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Fucking up?

So if a guy is married and his wife is hotter than he deserves he often says he married up. If that is true then if you fuck a girl that is out of your league, does that mean you…

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Boobs

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Thanatopsis

On Saturday I attended a memorial service for a friend of mine who recently died. The memorial was followed by a lunch in the church basement. During the memorial service, during the lunch, during my conversations with my…

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I'd love to see this happen.

Constitutional rights attorney says police trampled the 4th amendment rights of strippers San Diego - The city of San Diego could be facing dozens of lawsuits in the wake of a work permit operation conducted on nearly 30 strippers at Cheetahs…

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YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary, yes indeed. This is one of those strip club maxims that holds true. We've all read reviews where one pl loves a dancer while another pl hates the same dancer. We've all probably…

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Stripper problems

http://i60.tinypic.com/15hhdld.jpg I showed up at work an hour early to practice new pole tricks and this was the result. Not cute.

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Club Reviews: Discretion vs Usefulness

Guys read the reviews on TUSCL to help decide which clubs are worth visiting. The reviews can be especially useful for those traveling out of town. But I've been wondering if some reviews jeopardize things for dancers and/or the clubs. Let's…

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Warning lights

Anybody know of any clubs that have warning lights to let the dances, etc know that cops may be in the vicinity. Seems like the door girl could have a button to push the minute she spots LE coming in…

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Strippers say the darndest things

Stripper: I want to get a shark. Me: What? (thinking I misunderstood with the loud music). Stripper: I want to get a pet shark. Me: Why don't you get a cat? (thinking the cat would be smart enough to move out when she…

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Ban those chainsaws!

Not only do they make movies scary, but crazy people in venice beach, ca can just walk into a store and get one. They should be licensed! (Right Alucard!) Ban the sale and trade of chain saws

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Doggy Style 101

No wonder I like wall dances so much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrjfD35O8E

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How would you define types of clubs

When you think about it, each club kinda has its own 'marker', some sort of pull factor. What would you say makes up the distinctive markers of each type of club? A regular strip club, a lap dance club, a…

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When we discover why we go to strip clubs

Due to skiing I took a few weeks off from clubbing. In the interim, as part of a crash diet, I decided no drinking for 28 days. After 13 days I went to my favorite club and did…

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Band all ellefantz !

Band dem now make alltard hapy ! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/six-killed-thailand-crash-caused-elephant-n50716

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Mininum age 30 to get in?

Diamond Jim's (was Stella's) 1381 S Hamilton Rd Columbus, Ohio 43227 Avatar sugspice862010 Prop sugspice862010 Ignore sugspice862010 Send Private Message to sugspice862010 Joined: Mar 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed on: March 10, 2014 Visited on: Tuesday…

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OT: Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe out on ‘The NFL Today' on CBS, Tony Gonzalez

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/marino-sharpe-cbs-gonzalez-article-1.1618431 In a one-for-two move, CBS will bring in recently retired Tony Gonzalez and dump Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe from its “The NFL Today” pregame show. CBS Sports boss Sean McManus said Gonzalez will bring “a fresh insightful perspective” to the…

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OT: Dolphins' Jonathan Martin traded to 49ers

Dolphins' Jonathan Martin was traded to SF – he will thus be reunited with his old college coach (Jim Harbaugh) – good for him IMO – that seems to possibly be the best place for him – I hope he…

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Political Candidates part 2: Strip Clubs - NO; Sugar Daddy - YES!

David Jolly (R) defeated Alex Sink (D) in the hotly contested special election in Florida's 13th congressional district last night. Jolly won, despite complaints from his own party about the "poor optics of a just-divorced, 41-year-old candidate accompanied on the campaign…

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Portland, OR strip club guide.

http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22104-strip-club-guide-2014-our-favorite-clubs-from-a-to-z.html

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Soft hands

So I'm in the naughty corner with my CF and as I'm groping, er, I mean, gently caressing her skin, she exclaims, "your hands are so soft, I love it!" I get this all the time from dancers, lol. I guess…