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NFL Player Ordered to Pay $150,000 Lap Dance Bill to Strip Club. Eat you heart o

A story made the rounds last week here locally in Houston about a 32-year-old Houston man who was suing a stripper for thousands of dollars that he reportedly loaned her. Apparently, there was a miscommunication between the two as to whether…

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What would your Muslim name be? Mine would be Akbar Zib!!!

The latest self-loathing post from our bud LMN got me thinking. What if he took my idea of having his character conver to Islam, move to Afganistan, and become a mujahideen? As a public service, I thought I'd provide some…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

So I tried out a few...

So I tried out a few different strip clubs in Houston for my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I to visit, and this was the one I chose. It is located along the…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Tried this place a few months...

Tried this place a few months back on business. Dancers are quite friendly and not too pushy and they're quite liberal with the bed/lap dances. Only complaint was one dancer who danced for…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Good club with ratchet desert girls;...

Good club with ratchet desert girls; no alcohol is a bummer; 10 dances for $100 is a good thing. They also have VIP prepay bedrooms too. Hustle factor was extremely high but it was 7pm…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Rolled in a bit after midnight....

Rolled in a bit after midnight. 10 bucks gets you in the door. I will not bore you with the lay out as other reviews here have covered it in detail. When I walked…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Hopefully I won't be coming back...

Hopefully I won't be coming back to Detroit much more, but if there is anything that wants me to come back it's the Penthouse club. The girls are very friendly very attractive and the club…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I break up my reviews into...

I break up my reviews into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you:<br> <br> I) Intro<br> II) Club Layout<br> III) Dancers<br> IV) Conclusion<br> <br> The following acronyms are used in this review:<br> <br> LD = Lap Dance<br> SC =…

Penthouse

Vancouver, British Columbia

Dropped by the penthouse again after...

Dropped by the penthouse again after an afternoon wandered around downtown Vancouver got there about 9:30 pm with 2 other buddies. 10 cover at the door drink prices in the 7-10 range. Not a hwck…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went this last Saturday and it...

Went this last Saturday and it was decent. The cover was only $10 and I thought that was extremely reasonable. Dancers were just okay. Most of the dancers really seemed to "phone"…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

In town for a few months...

In town for a few months visiting family.Me and a few friends from the area decided to go hit up Teasers.Its the only club around unless you want to make the hour long drive to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Absolutely loved my trip to the...

Absolutely loved my trip to the Inner Room, easily worth the time and money from Orlando. Arrived in the late afternoon and no cover, although there was a $5 cover shortly after my arrival.…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

This was actually the first strip...

This was actually the first strip club I ever went to, back when it was The Oakford Inn. 20 years. So like every few years I pay a visit. The place just kind of blows.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Just arrived home from a evening...

Just arrived home from a evening at Henry's and I must say they have some new talent that made this trip very enjoyableble. Let me start with Sarah, 22 year old blonde, very attractive face…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Been to this club twice, first...

Been to this club twice, first time I just watched the dancers on stage with some friends, we "bought a tables with a mandatory bottles water purchase of 10$ per bottle 5 of us so…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

After a wild week in vegas...

After a wild week in vegas my wallet was feeling a lot lighter so i decided to hit up this club after reading reviews on tuscl mentioning how cheap the dances were. i thought it'll…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Mickey's is officially dead to me....

Mickey's is officially dead to me. I went into the club on Friday during the day. No cover or patdown as usual and the usual suspects were working. Mary Jane, Nicole, Lee-Ann…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This used to be my favorite...

This used to be my favorite club in the city, but that has slowly changed and what used to be my go to has now officially turned into a total miss. Arrived late afternoon…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This has always been a backup...

This has always been a backup bar for me, but looks like it will now be upgraded in my rotation. No valet and private parking is a huge plus in my eyes. Arrived…

Catwalk of Memphis

Memphis, Tennessee

Not bad for the price. ...

Not bad for the price. Supposed to be topless only but it goes beyond that. I went in after work on a Friday and was immediately approached by a girl who was all…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

My first time at this club....

My first time at this club. Had read the past reviews and was looking forward to my time here. They have some bouncers at the door that look like SWAT team members. Prior to my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I walked into the place and...

I walked into the place and there were girls galore. I found a spot on the wall where a Latina girl came over and started by hopping on my lap. I decided to take a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Something has changed since my last...

Something has changed since my last visit to the O, and it's for the better! Last time the dancers were all talking about how there were cameras everwhere and this time it was all about…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

FI is my fav strip joint,...

FI is my fav strip joint, esp during a weekday afternoon. Its not unusual for the girls to outnumber the customers at a day/time like this. The afternoon shift is usually staffed with…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Last went here a couple weeks...

Last went here a couple weeks ago on a day off from work. Nice atmosphere and it's kept in good condition unlike most of the other alcohol free clubs in town. Lots of 8-10s. Lap…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fairly small, somewhat dingy, a bit...

Fairly small, somewhat dingy, a bit worn down. Better atmosphere than Dreamgirls though. Dancers mostly 6-7, some higher or lower. Good mileage for dances, but bed dances are very pricey.<br> <br> First of all, don't expect to…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

So back in Phoenix and decided...

So back in Phoenix and decided to go back and check things out again? Nothing really changed inside, and the nude side was dead. I never really have fun on that side. I prefer the…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I went to Ricks for a...

I went to Ricks for a lunchtime visit. They have great lunch specials and the food is actually good, so if lunch with a view is something you are after I would recommend it.…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

I find it to be a...

I find it to be a great club, the service is friendly. Most of the girls are very friendly, the food is fantastic and it's spacious. Great for large groups. Friday and Saturday night they…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I made a long overdue visit...

I made a long overdue visit to the Gold Club recently. I have always thought the dancers at the Gold Club a notch above most other Charlotte area clubs and this day was no…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

So back in Phoenix and decided...

So back in Phoenix and decided to go back and check things out again? Nothing really changed inside. I never really have fun here!! I was here 2months ago and had the best time…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

First time in Ft Myers club,...

First time in Ft Myers club, originally from MA, relocating down here (MA has a 3 ft rule, no value for your buck there). As soon as I walk in, I notice all the women…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Complete waste of time and money....

Complete waste of time and money. No high mileage, paid $150 for 15 min, with a short, brunette dancer with a tattoo of Cuba on her hip, in back area. I thought the girl was…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Well after hitting the other clubs...

Well after hitting the other clubs in the area i decided to check out the famous arnie's. I was a bit nervous since I'm a 40 year old white guy and kinda stand out…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I visited this strip club after...

I visited this strip club after finding out the no touch policy in Orlando strip club. I am from east cost so this is my first time visiting a strip club south. The strip club…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

It's alright for food and drinks....

It's alright for food and drinks. There were a couple of dancers but being Utah there is no full nudity. Just pasties. Stopped by for some lunch and the for was tasty, though nothing special.…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

Went into the shop having read...

Went into the shop having read the previous reviews. S I kinda knew what to expect. Got buzzed in and the girl walked me on and proceeded to ask what she could help me with.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I've been here many times but...

I've been here many times but wanted to add a review from recent 2 visits, one a weekday afternoon and the other a Saturday afternoon. Both were between noon and 2PM.<br> <br> The club is described in…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Reports as to the demise of...

Reports as to the demise of this place are accurate. Got dances from two girls, trying to align it with intermittent dance special, and both dances were lame. No high mileage, no exploring,…

Teazers

Moscow, Russia

Like the club and the girls....

Like the club and the girls. Last time I was there the lights on the stage were not on. Had some lights in the back of the stage and I could not…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

After a disappointing visit to a...

After a disappointing visit to a sad club, 205 was quite refreshing! They had two dancers onstage at a time, many beautiful girls who were personable and friendly! They put on a good show, and…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

this club was decent. a good...

this club was decent. a good number of fine girls and then a couple average ones. the whole place had a pretty up beat mood and i liked the music they were playing. the drink…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Hadn't been to Brad's for...

Hadn't been to Brad's for awhile and was in the area so thought I would stop by. I got there just before 1:00 and lucky for me there was no cover before 1:00. I…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Alright so I must be a...

Alright so I must be a glutton for punishment cause I keep coming back. Anyways I had time to kill before going home so I dropped by cause Rock Za was closed...this was like at…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This review is from last summer....

This review is from last summer. On my way to the airport, I planned a quick stop to look for a favorite dancer from previous visits. Unfortunately, I found out she quit some time…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I have gone to this club...

I have gone to this club for years and I will probably go back but this last time I went was on a Tuesday night about 10 PM and it was dead. It was…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

<br> In town on business and...

<br> In town on business and went to OG at 1 AM. Cover Charge was $33. Only half of the floor plan was in use, they only use the other half as it gets…

Scores New York

New York, New York

Stopped by here on a Sunday...

Stopped by here on a Sunday night- wasn't expecting much, but was still disappointed. Place was totally dead, only 3 girls working and about as many customers besides me. got a dance with one, she…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

After leaving the OG I...

After leaving the OG I went by the Sapphire Club as I had not been there in years. It was easily 2 AM and the place was jumping, almost too crowded. Cover…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Very nice club. Dancers were...

Very nice club. Dancers were friendly. Drink prices are high, need to lower them. Even for Sunday afternoon, it was nice. They have 3 stages, and 2 were open. I…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time in my last trip to Dallas. The place is nice and well decorated. Looks upscale and not relaxing. Not as lively as other clubs in the Dallas area,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I used to live in SD...

I used to live in SD and thus joint was always my favorite. Came back to town to visit a friend and had to check the gals. The girls are still smoking hot but the…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Made a return trip. Dancers are...

Made a return trip. Dancers are 7s and 8s with the occasional 9. All were attractive. Have now tried a cross section of the many dance options. All are full nude. Tableside dances at $10…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Stopped in once again and it...

Stopped in once again and it looks like a nearly new staff. The old favorites were no longer working there.<br> It appears as though the ones I perceived as "extras" girls were gone as…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Most of the girls on the...

Most of the girls on the Saturday night when I visited were thirty-plus pounds overweight. There were a couple of cute ladies, but those few lookers were surrounded by dudes. Seriously, they were standing in…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I stopped in after midnight this...

I stopped in after midnight this past Sunday. It was unusually crowded with customers, meaning I had to walk around the entire bar just to find an open seat. On the plus side, it made…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Came back to see an old...

Came back to see an old friend. She's still ridiculously hot. Little spinner, and handsy as they come. Tonight was no different. We head up to VIP (must do the private…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I've visited this club 3 times...

I've visited this club 3 times now; twice in the evening and once in the afternoon. The daytime cover is $10 and the evening cover is $15+ depending on the day. Paid $20…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Got here on Friday around 1AM....

Got here on Friday around 1AM. It was pretty much dead inside. Bored looking dancers, disappointed they couldn't make money off the five guys sitting at their different corners of the bar. They're so bored,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Since the closure of cheaters I...

Since the closure of cheaters I had to fine new stomping grounds. The club is two level where 1st floor is toppless and upstair girl option nude. More expensive than cheaters even with the…

Cabaret

Eatontown, New Jersey

I love this place SO much....

I love this place SO much. I feel so at ease and like "down home" when I am here. Top brass Tommy and Chris are STAND UP guys and when I first came…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Went to Vixens on a Sunday...

Went to Vixens on a Sunday night and it was pretty dead. Maybe 30 people in the place, looked to be about 10-15 dancers, only two whom I knew. No one was tipping much so…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Cool valet guy on the way...

Cool valet guy on the way in. I had to hop a curb to get into the lot. Street lighting is awful. Huge bouncer guy for pat down on way in.…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

This was THE first GO GO...

This was THE first GO GO I went to on my 21st birthday. I always found the patrons to be assholes. There were pool tables from my recollection. Dancers, I must say,…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

First off, bartenders I've had here...

First off, bartenders I've had here are usually older white trash type gals who look like they were probably really hot a long time ago, but for the most part these gals are the best…

The Big Easy

Baltimore, Maryland

Sorry, but this place just isn't...

Sorry, but this place just isn't worth visiting. Had stopped in once before and it seemed like an off night, so I wanted to give it another chance. But the second trip wasn't any better.<br> <br> Three…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

The new-ish club in town, had...

The new-ish club in town, had to check it out with a co-worker. Considering it was close to midnight and the parking lot full, we were surprised to see it next to empty. Not very…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I was in NYC for work...

I was in NYC for work and had most of the day to explore the city. As I was making my way to the Empire State Building, I just happen to stumble across Rick's. I…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Another golf trip to myrtle and...

Another golf trip to myrtle and another visit to a club. Our group usually stays up north and frequents the clubs there, this year we stayed in Myrtle and made the trip to Masters.…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Filmores is a Toronto institution. Even...

Filmores is a Toronto institution. Even if strippers aren't your thing, it's the kind of place you go to just for the experience of saying you've been there. The dancers range in age and ethnic…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Risqué is a good club...

Club Risqué is a good club to go for some tits and drinks after the game. It helps this club isn't too far from the sports complex. Thursday night wasn't as busy as Saturday nights…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

stopped by on a Wed eve...

stopped by on a Wed eve just after 7pm. $10 cover and a pat down to enter. 15-20 girls working similar number of patrons, most at the bar. All the girls were black, most ranged…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

The space is just a box-shaped...

The space is just a box-shaped room with a bar a couple of very small stages. It's well-lit. The nicest thing (in the summer) is that it has a patio in back where…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this club a number...

I visited this club a number of times. It will be completely filled with people during the weekends but there will be ample number of dancers so you can have fun. I visited almost all…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Came in to kill some time,...

Came in to kill some time, only to discover that Kylie has returned to FLB. Management has taken out the piano from the secondary lap dance area by the stage and installed 4 privacy chairs…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Hi everyone, went out to midway...

Hi everyone, went out to midway on Sunday afternoon<br> <br> Overal club is dark and old, lots of flags on the ceiling<br> Ladies are hot and sexy. I bought a beer for 9$ and went to the VIP…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

I have visited the BB Room...

I have visited the BB Room on several afternoons, it seems like the hotter girls work early here - which is different than most Portland clubs in my experience. I like this place because…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I use to come to this...

I use to come to this club a lot and I always found it to be hit or miss, I find it miss all the time. Ever since the Providence crack down after the Cheaters…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Paid a visit to Dollies last...

Paid a visit to Dollies last week. Though it will never be mistaken for the Taj Mahal, Dollies remains my favorite club in the area. Are most of the girls ugly? Absolutely. Does it feel…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

The White Horse is a fairly...

The White Horse is a fairly small pound-in-the-pint-glass London strip pub. There were a few girls on rotation on my visit, between around 6-8 in the looks department. Stage shows were reasonably well…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Second trip here and it was...

Second trip here and it was excellent!! went on Wed. night around 6:30. Shift change is at 7pm so I got to see a good variety of girls, no girls approached me on the other…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

What a pleasant surprise this visit...

What a pleasant surprise this visit to the club was. Having been to the Parrot before on a Wednesday I wasn't really expecting much since the times that I had gone before on Wednesday the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

The place has now been expanded....

The place has now been expanded. After 1am the club becomes like a mix of a dance club and strip bar...which I think this is the market they are after. Never has been…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Here in Columbia on business...

Here in Columbia on business and decided to go to this club man I am here to tell yo I had a good time at the club. Beautiful stage and beautiful women dancing.from the…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Omg, I uses to come there...

Omg, I uses to come there all the time got deployed and where is Nicky!?!She was the best dancer there was there she is a real person.she won't have any kind of sex for any…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Physically, the club looks nice. The...

Physically, the club looks nice. The chairs leave much to be desired, as the cushions are getting worn, but they are clean enough to not feel uncomfortable. The stages are fair. The club would benefit…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Thursday around 8pm and looked like crowd just started arrive, not many people but around 9:30pm it was almost half full and there were almost 8 or 9…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

After seeing a sweet spread of...

After seeing a sweet spread of cuties I was swept away by a billboard of tasteful body art named "Sterling" , who defined sensuality in every way. What a smooth operator and wow what…

Pearl Necklace

Fayetteville, North Carolina

For Fayetteville this is the closest...

For Fayetteville this is the closest your going to get to a down south big booty shaking club. The club is pretty much 100% black dancers with the video chick bodies. This used…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Ok drove by after work on...

Ok drove by after work on a fri around 10 30 figured i stop by for a quick drink dont really remember if there was a cover charge, but anyway walked in club fairly filled…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Well back to the...

Well back to the strip club that's always good fun for anyone who knows anything about what really makes a great strip club. Cheap pretty friendly women abound and also aim to work…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Went to BA a few weeks...

Went to BA a few weeks back on a Wednesday. Club was mostly empty. About 8 dancers and maybe 12 customers. However this club is so large it always feels empty to me.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

First time at Millstream but not...

First time at Millstream but not my last! This place is beautiful! Full service bar! Hot women! Great Dances! Tucked away off 695 it wasnt easy to get to but i…

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hole in space time continuum

Okay, I'm not even sure what "hole in space time continuum" really means but something is definitely fucking up here. I've been having an outstanding amount of luck arranging OTC with some quality dancers that it's making me feel…

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emptiness and regrets

Does anyone else here find themselves self-loathing, empty and regretful after their stripper meetings? I got fucked up last night. Gran Patron Platinum, 8ball to the dome, and some great weed. By 3am I was seeing sideways and watching a porno…

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Confusing which stripper you're meeting

Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying , where and when are we…

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Quantum Mechanics

When you walk into a new strip club for the first time, does it remind you of Schrödinger's cat? The first stripper you meet currently has both "good and bad" probabilistic outcomes. The only way to find out is to "open…

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off topic: Real Estate Investment Trusts

Off topic.. Lets talk REIT's I've been trying to diversify my investment portfolio beyond my current position in municipal bonds, mid cap domestic, large cap domestic, large cap global mutual funds. I will say the mutual funds returned 15 percent last year…

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Fave bands!

My post about Zevon in response to Mikey's about Stones vs Zep got me thinking about less well-known artists folks like. Who do you dig that isn't Stones/Zep/Who level of fame. I'll start with a beautiful number from the Strangler's The…

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Making it Rain - Tell me the benefits

OK - General Question about making it rain in a club. I just don't get it! go to this link: http://imgur.com/a/lgHhY WTF, Does this prove? How does it work to your benefit in a club?

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stripper boyfriends

Getting fucked up last night with the usual stripper. Blow, weed and a bottle of Gran Patron Platinum. I was FUCKED up and seeing sideways. Anyway, she mentions that her boyfriend was very upset about what she was doing. She…

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Zevon. Fuck yeah!

Slick brought up Stones vs. Zep. Both incredible bands, but both legends. Doesn't really matter who is "better". What about some classics that are less famous. My tastes in rock music always leaned toward folks like Lou Reed, Brian Eno,…

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going to stip clubs with strippers

Has anyone had the phenomenon of a stripper really wanting to go to another stip club (one where she used to work) with you? I'm not gullible, I assume all she wants to do is make it rain on her ex…

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Question on the day

I'm faced with a major question. Should I go to the office and put in some unpaid overtime, or make the 3 hour drive to Follies? Follies it is!

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p4p Friend-zone

p4p friend-zone - does it exist? Last year I became a hard core regular at one of my favorite clubs. Not only was I a regular but I loved to party with the honey's. At the bar, having fun…

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OT:Stones or Zeppelin?

Just got home from a crazy party. Everything was gravy until a Rolling Stones vs Led Zeppelin conversation took a turn to the land where the ice and snow happens.

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went here with some friends for...

Went here with some friends for a birthday party. We all had a great time. This is truly a Gentleman's club. It was a pretty calm floor (not a thug atmosphere) with hot girls everywhere…

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've worked here for about a...

I've worked here for about a year. The girls are okay to pretty but their personalities are one to reconsider. If you want to go further in the dance, I'd suggest you get a vip…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Went to this place twice in...

Went to this place twice in the same week. The first time on Monday night I did not even go in the front door as I met 3 guys coming out and they told…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Ah the GB. Always an interesting...

Ah the GB. Always an interesting night to say the least. Always good on Saturday nights with mostly good looking girls. The itty bitty titty committee was out tho. About 4-5 girls had smaller tits…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

The consensus of the prior review...

The consensus of the prior review are accurate. This club has hot women. They are generally not as easy as the girls at Centerfolds or the Hi liter, but a good time can definitely be…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The rumors of this club's demise...

The rumors of this club's demise have been greatly exaggerated. I was in on Friday night and there was not much of a crowd, which means more for me! Privacy is getting better in the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

So the entrance was really nice,...

So the entrance was really nice, atmosphere is great, but the main point was I saw this Latina with a big booty she took my hand and I paid a $60 dance and fuck did…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I was surprised to see the...

I was surprised to see the club was closed with spray paint pointing to the new building. Someone inside told me the new building opened in November 2013. I had been to the…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

This club is a little different...

This club is a little different than ones I'm used to but in a good way. So first off this club is connected with Teasers just a walk down the strip. But here its only…

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Police investigate robbery and stabbing at Lexington strip club

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Police are investigating a robbery and stabbing that happened tonight at a Lexington strip club. They tell us they got a call around 9:00 p.m. from a man at the Catalina Motel, who told them someone stabbed…

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Confession Of An Old Geezer

The recent flurry of activity by LMN has me flummoxed. His threads and comments are interesting to read but my knowledge is non-existent of the drug subculture he describes. In my own life I recognize some of the addictions and…

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MERS

Will the MERS virus keep u out of the clubs?!?! It looks as though the cases of MERS have tripled since its discovery a little over a month ago

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Attempts to win a dancer's heart

My friend who is also a strip club junkie has known this one stripper for over 2 years, and he says they have gotten close. I'm guessing she is one of his favorites. Anyways he says there is "mutual attraction"…

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Funding sources

There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house to pick her up. She hasn't…

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Ode to Washington Park (IL)

Ah, Washington Park! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: * 3 days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday * 3 clubs -- Wise Guys, Cheeks, Dollie's * 3 BBBJs * 0 condoms * 0 Viagras * 0 regrets

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California Chrome, Again!

Well, boys and girls. It looks like your little brother Slick is gonna have a good time tonight. And that new tv, fuck interest free. I'm paying her off tonight. Did anybody else strike it rich today?

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OT: Preakness

I'm sorry, I just can't take seriously a state that bases their official song on "O Tannenbaum". What. The. Everlasting. Fuck?

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Memphis SC - The good old days

I moved to Memphis in the mid 1980's, back in the days of Danny's, Cherokee Rose and a few notable establishments along Winchester and Brooks Road. Before becoming ordained in the Memphis SC scene, I had been to clubs…

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Actual headline "Alabama's unemployment rate increases, strip club ordered to cl

http://www.alabamas13.com/story/25542968/alabamas-unemployment-rate-increases-strip-club-ordered-to-close-top-saturday-am-headlines

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Happy 60th, Jeff!!

I'm a 60.0000 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course…

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Tonight's Choice

Having the damndest time trying to pick a club tonight. Here are the three choices: CLUB A: My favorite club for a long time because there were three or four different regular dancers I liked. Did a…

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DC 2AMer X 5

Three men and two women were shot and wounded early Saturday outside a strip club in Northeast Washington, according to D.C. police. Police said the shooting occurred about 2:55 a.m. in the 2200 block of Adams Place NE, just outside the…

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self destruction, redux

I seem to be on a downward spiral lately. Last night was not as fun as I hoped. The 2 strippers came over and really wanted to "party. " I personally just wanted to stay in get wrecked and fuck…

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Pornography is a MAJOR health crisis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630438/Pornography-treated-like-drink-driving-teenager-smoking-experts-argue-widespread-U-S-MAJOR-health-crisis.html I don't watch porn any more and I don't watch it any less either. :)

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are you part of the 24% who carries more than $50 in cash?

I am. http://www.cnbc.com/id/101664403 I don't think I carried less than $50 since before I started visiting strip clubs. Now if I have less than 50, I had a really good time in the club. You?

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Wierd Shit

Yesterday I was out working and I ended up meeting a couple I knew of but had not met. We have a mutual friend. They ended up turning the conversation to Jesus talk. That was fine for a while. Then…

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How much do you tip the bartender?

Lets say your only getting two beers or just a drink or couple shots how much do you usually tip her?

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Ginger crushes!

Who has a crush on a groovy redhead? Stripper, singer, actress, ex, whatever...

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Elementary schools have really changed since I was a kid.

They used to beat the hide out of you with a hard wood paddle if you got out of line. Then you would get beat up again after you got home. Now parents think a teacher should be fired over…

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LMN- full of lies?!?! Think about it

He says he works in a private sector but has shareholders?!?! Aren't publicly traded companies the only ones with shareholders? What is healthy debt? Ones with adequate amounts protein and fiber and lean on fat!?! Think about it...

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mitchell brothers

in san fran in vacation. thinking of going to mbt tomorrow early evening. any advice?

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Do strip clubs take reservations?

From a review for Pink Pony in Atlanta. "We entered the club at approximately 10pm with our group of 12 that made a reservation since we KNEW it would be busy. First off, the reservation was never held,".

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disgust after sex with strippers

In about an hour I will have 2 beautiful strippers at my condo with a quarter ounce of cocaine, a bottle of DeLeon and some fantastic pot. I should have a fun time. But I know that afterward, I will…

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"I see dead people. But then, by God, I do something about it."

Watched the Odd Thomas movie not long ago. Critics weren't crazy about it, but I thought it was pretty groovy. One of the grooviest parts was the chick playing the Odd one's soul mate, Stormy Llewellyn. Addison Timlin is hot even…

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Serious Topic: Open letter to LMN dude...

I'm going to preface this by saying I'm skeptical that ol' LMN is really a hard charging MBA (or whatever degree he purports to have) with a $1 billion trust fund that drives a groovy Lamborghini, sabotages the careers of…

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OT: Graduation 2014

So my youngest child graduates from college this weekend. Not only is it a proud moment, but hey - no more tuition bills, woo-hoo! I shared the good news with my new day girl, and she was real excited, too.…

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drunk stripper texts/calls

Has anyone had the extremely unpleasant phenomenon of being the recipient of a drunk/drugged stripper calling/texting you at 4am? All too often I find my cell getting blown up at crazy hours asking: If I'm awake If she can come over If I have…

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Getting in touch with ATV if she left the club

I used to get outside-club extras from a dancer who worked at a club i used to go too. I lost her number, and the last few times i went to the club she wasnt there. I want to…

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Portland, OR on Monday and Tuesday. Educate me please

I'm going to be in Portland, OR this Monday and Tuesday. I know Portland has lots of clubs but I've never been. What are they like on Monday and Tuesday? Which clubs have the prettiest girls? Any other advice? Thank…

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Long Island 2AMer

A 25-year-old man was shot and wounded outside of a strip club in his hometown of Farmingdale early Friday morning, Suffolk County police said. William Proefreidt was in the parking lot of Café Royale on Route 109, when he was shot…

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Worst lap dance ever gotten?

Tell me your worst lap dance experience , i left mines on the beamers review and that chick did not let me touch nothing and i wasnt turned on at all

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weekend plans?

Its friday, which means in just a few hours, the weekend will begin. What plans do you guys have this weekend? I made plans with my "favorite" to pay her $2,000 to fuck another girl (and me obviously). She is on…

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"Let's be careful out there"

"In 2012, doctors from the Department of Urology at the University of California, San Francisco, looked at admissions to U.S. emergency departments. The data...showed 11,704 pubic hair grooming injuries between 2002 and 2010. Of those, 56.7 percent were women, the[ir] mean…

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And it ain't a strip club if they ain't showin pussy

Who else agrees , even at topless bars

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Experts Confirm Sammy Braddy Has The Most Perfect Rack!

For some time now, we have publicly declared Sammy Braddy a medical marvel – a woman with perfect boobs so breathtakingly brilliant, there is no finer pair on Earth. Now, in an attempt to finally prove our point, we've enlisted the…

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Now here is how to handle a ROB.

HOUSTON) — A Houston woman who says she is a stripper is being sued in small claims court by one of her customers. Her stage name is Nomi. She says she works in a Houston strip club and admits she went…

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I'll bet that leaves a nasty stain

On the bright side, maybe it avoided a 2am-er. ktla.com/2014/05/15/atwater-village-businesses-affected-by-50000-gallons-of-crude-oil-spill

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Why dont nude clubs serve alcohol most of the time?

Why are nude clubs never male as much as topless clubs? Just wondering

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Vegas Strip Trip

I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks. I plan on doing some research, but do any of you know any cool nude clubs in Vegas ? A club that you had a good experience at?

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Oil Spill Shutters LA Strip Club

One way to close down those pesky nude clubs :-) Oil Geyser Sickens Workers, Shutters Strip Club, Floods Streets Workers at a health care facility were sickened after a crude oil pipeline break coated the area with a geyser of black goo By…

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What is the VIP and champagne room for?

Like what can you do there what do the ladies do with you there? Serious question

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Reasons for dumping one of your favorites

1. She seems to be taking advantage of you. In my case she started dancing right away cheating me out of a minute or two of dancing. 2. She no longer seems to excite you. 3. She was never very far…

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Any fellow veterans here?

Never been much of a "hooah" guy, but even I think vets should always stick together. 8 years with the 10th Mountain and 1st Cav.

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Any girls who dance at clubs in Ottawa?

Here on business and I'd love to meet one of you here!

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Houston Strip Clubs

Well I just moved from Miami to Houston about two months ago for a new job and need to start hunting for a new club to splurge at. Was hoping to get some tips from other local Houston guys on…

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Farmerart - it's high time you did something about your illegitimate love child!

Canadian outlaw Justin Bieber might just take another trip to the clink after he allegedly tried to steal some poor fan's cell phone. http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/14/justin-bieber-accused-of-attempted-robbery/#ixzz31jMtonke

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Say it isn't so.

PHOENIX -- Police have made three arrests while investigating allegations that a Phoenix strip club was operating as a house of prostitution. Officers and SWAT members served search warrants at Club Lace and two homes early Wednesday as part of…

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SC Management

We often gripe; w/ good reason; w.r.t. poor/outright-incompetent; SC management. But I've had *some* pleasant and consistent treatment from staff/management in certain clubs; e.g. Tootsies Miami – Baby Dolls Dallas. In both these clubs I've often been treated as I should be…

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The Most Commonly Spoken Language in Each State Besides English and Spanish

interesting. http://mentalfloss.com/article/56714/most-commonly-spoken-language-each-state-besides-english-and-spanish

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strip clubs without extras

How do these places exist and make money? The very first time I went to a strip club as a finance undergrad in college I just assumed you could have sex with the strippers. Which was/is true. I'm just puzzled as…

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The Strange Gift of a Salmon

Randy is an older customer of mine who I have known for almost a year. In the club we get along well, we sit and talk, we have mutual interests, and I am genuinely attracted to him. He is good…

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In case you were wondering what I look like

https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527

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Don't try this at home kids.

Woman ran strip club and brothel in Ferguson home, officials say. FERGUSON • It had everything you might find in a classic strip club — a pole for dancing, full bar, security and a VIP room. But this club operated by invitation…

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My official offer to Hotstuff69babi!

This is my official offer to Hotstuff69babi to come down to Miami and fuck me for money while doing tons of drugs and also wiping blood off my face. What I require: - First send me a picture of your face,…

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Non-Intimate Dates with Escorts/Strippers

Here's a hypothetical. Assuming money was no object, let's say you want to procure a back-page escort for a normal date. Say you go to a movie, dinner, or a ball game (and you pay her for her time). You're…

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Boob Equality Coming Soon

"As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else, men should have to wear something to hide their chests" Rael, founder of GoTopless.org and spiritual leader of the Raelian…

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These Hoes Ain't Loyal

I am new but please be aware. The game has changed...be on your game when visiting the best clubs in town. What is your warning story to the public. https://24.media.tumblr.com/b83b9dd7499a92e631b89ef4dc1e1b7d/tumblr_n5fuquCSIo1ruz6zso2_250.gif Everyone can learn something they did not know. All welcome.

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rough sex and potential law suits

Forgive my prolific posting today. I didn't go to work today and I have found I enjoy this board. Here's an interesting topic - one that I have considered a lot - what are the chances of consensual rough sex…

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more self destruction

I blew through one of my custodial trust accounts. My family's financial manager called me and told me I zeroed out the account as of yesterday. I have plenty of other custodial trust accounts and a six figure salary so…

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That stripper with her hair in a bun

I was recently at a rural SC, so pretty much everyone either had a beard, a plaid shirt, or a beer belly, or all three. On stage a a cute, petite french spinner with brown hair, however she had her…

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Alcohol may have been involved. :)

Boulder{CO} police arrested a 24-year-old man last week after he allegedly urinated in the women's locker room of the Bus Stop strip club and then was uncooperative with officers. Shane Michael Hatch, of Boulder, was arrested on suspicion of second-degree criminal…

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How Come Nobody Use My System?

You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts…

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My Saturday Dancer

I have a Saturday dancer who is different from the dancers I usually favor. My CFs and my ATF have all been white blondes with big boobs, but my Saturday dancer is black. I think she is what…

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Best Strip Club for Couples

Looking for the best strip club for couples? Looking for the elusive dancer that likes to provide benefits to a lady while the man watches. Any suggestions?

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Why do i always lose interest in women i used to love?

Like i would fall in love with a chick ( not a stripper or any of that) and everything would be going well then all of a sudden i lose interest in her and wanna see other women. Anybody else…

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Eclipse GC Missouri

What about this place? Does it exist? I was there (near Hurricane Deck bridge L. of Ozarks) about 15 years ago. Street view in google maps shows a big sign:"Eclipse Gentlemen's Club" but nothing in tuscl. Sign on front of…

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Let's all help LMN write a sex guide!

I bet it would contain hints like: The best way to turn a chick on is to get all high on blow, snorted directly out of a condom still lodged in the rectum of a mule. You can accomplish this by…

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Weekend Recap

I wanted to post this yesterday but as I have been awake for 48 hours, I find myself forgetting things. Lets hear a brief recap of what you guys did over the weekend.. My weekend: - hit LIV on Friday night, had…

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Does the FBI monitor TUSCL?

No, not for the intel on XXXtras clubs. The local cops can figure that shit out themselves. If they care. I'm thinking about some of our more psycho posters. Like the "I want me a quadruple amputee" dude, who is…

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Ex-Maine bank executive accused of using $220,000 in bank funds at strip clubs

At least he didn't waste the money. http://www.pressherald.com/news/Ex-Maine_bank_executive_accused_of_using__220_000_in_bank_funds_at_strip_clubs_.html

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OT- Casey Kasem missing

A judge has ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem, former radio host of American Top 40 and the voice of Shaggy (my avatar) of Scooby Doo. I hope they find him soon, as he has Parkinson's…

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Oh man, feeling guilty

So I've been having some really good luck getting OTC lately both in quantity and, definitely, in quality. I'm starting to feel like an OTC Master (the trick I guess is to just ask). Anyway, I'm in the sc today…

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why do you take strippers out to dinner?

To you people who do this: why do you take strippers out to dinner/dates? You are paying them for sex. They are with you for money. Is it really enjoyable, and sexy, for you to feed her or create the…

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Just Because I'm Gay Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me. Contradicting myself in a single…

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private party talk

I was 18 when all of this happened. I'm not a push over but i;m very soft spoken and dont like confrontation. I used to strip at a clean club, but i left in november because i was making more…

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Are Any Of You Still Laughing?

Are any of you still laughing over CrazyJoe's Sunday Funnies about a week ago? Still LMAO over a few of them. My favorite: The tater chip in church one. I told it to my S.O. who is an ex-dancer. She…

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Have you noticed a slow down lately ?

We all know that the club scene has not been the same for the most part since the recession – but my question in the title is w.r.t. the last few months or year. I drove by 4 different SCs on…

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Failed in the Corporate World and in My Plan to Marry into Money...

...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall ain't it?

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ON TOPIC: What kind of PL are you?

"Exotic Dance Patrons Dimensions of sexuality: psychology, culture, society, politics, and economics LONELY OR UNHAPPY MEN • Seek “understanding,” nonjudgmental and emotionally supportive listener • Seek attention from attractive woman desired as a spouse or lover or as spouse once was…

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are strippers the most fiscally irresponsible people in the world?

Why Is it that strippers have no concept of saving money? It really puzzles me because every stripper (that I've met) aspires to not work, yet they are incapable of saving any amount of money. I was seeing a girl…

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I gotten a stripper's number

So i was at the strip club the other day with my cousin and with his friend and this stripper was showing me love since i got to the bar so i said let me just get a lap dance…

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Letting go of the ATF

I've known my ATF for over 3 years, it's been a great ride, but I think it's time to move on. It's nothing she did, I just need a fresh start (I'm trying to give up strip clubs altogether, but…

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xo club in linden nj

I was curious as too if anyone has received "extras" in this club and which type of girls are most likely to do it? How far do their lapdances go sometimes? Hands on hands off? Thanks.