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Saturday, May 17, 2014 5:36 PM
There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house to pick her up. She hasn't worked as a dancer consistently for a couple of years. She told me that she had been the traveling companion of a married "billionaire"; I do know she has had some health problems; and I know she sees a couple of former customers who have fairly deep pockets. When I got to her house she called me to her cellar where she introduced me to her ex-husband and a friend of his. They had cases and cases of jewelry which they were stripping to separate the metals and stones for resale. They told me they got a real good buy on them. She and I went out for a couple of drinks and she "borrowed" $50 for cigarettes and make-up. This week she posted a photo of a house she's renting for $2000. per month. She had planned to go back to work this week, but she told me she was nervous and her fake fingernails kept falling off, so she'd be back dancing this week. Now, if she didn't have cigarette money a week ago and has first, last, and security for a $2000 house rental and hasn't worked, do you suppose: (A) she's a high priced escort (B) the jewelry was very good scrap (C) the billionaire set her up with a trust fund (D)all of the above

10 comments

  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    (E)The jewelry was a "gift"/stolen from the billionaire.
  • Caprisun69
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    10 years ago
    F) she's a thief
  • Caprisun69
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    10 years ago
    G) black widow
  • jester214
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    10 years ago
    She got her cut of the jewelry theft.
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    H) Liar
  • Caprisun69
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    10 years ago
    I) love motor 😂😂😂😃😃😃
  • IanSmith
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    10 years ago
    She learned what every mother should teach her daughter about financing her life. 1) Never pass up a chance to take advantage of a man’s mental disability ($50 cigarette money, lol). 2) The older a man is, the stupider he becomes. 3) The more money an old man has, the bigger the moron he is and; 4) Old, rich men have absolutely no limits to the depths of their idiocy and foolishness. Find as many old rich men as you can and laugh at them while your pikey boyfriend fucks you into a state of ecstasy.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    10 years ago
    J) 60 guys bought her beer and cigarettes.
  • Lone_Wolf
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    10 years ago
    @pikey_bastard - Idiots usually don't get rich unless it is thru inheritance. Perhaps you're right though, old rich guys should just horde their money and not spend it on beautiful young women so the vulture relatives will have something to fight over after death.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    @Lone_Wolf. I'm not sure abot that. Intelligence is so multifaceted that a person who is an idiot in one dimension can be brilliant in another. Look at Bill Clinton. Whether you like him or not and whether you liked his policies or not he was almost certainly the smartest President we've had in a generation. Won't waste time making the case - discussion for another time. Big point -- why was a top notch intellect stupid enough to dance at the edge and get get a BJ from a chubby intern? And Donald Trump. The guy is clearly a moron in many dimensions. Anybody who buys into the birther nonsense is an idiot. If you really think that ALL of Obama's opponents were so incompetent that they couldn't find evidence of Obama's inelligibility if it existed then you're in la la land. Many Republican candidates had to play to the moronic elements of their base. But they always maintained some distance. Trump actually seemed to buy it. To be fair, Trump inherited a major sum. Questionable whether he could have made it starting even from an upper middle class background. But the dude is a genius for self promotion. I have no problem think a person can become a self made millionaire but still be stupid about giving money to hot young girls.
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