Paid a visit to Dollies last...

Paid a visit to Dollies last week. Though it will never be mistaken for the Taj Mahal, Dollies remains my favorite club in the area. Are most of the girls ugly? Absolutely. Does it feel like you're driving down a dirt road in Somalia as you approach it? Always. But give Dollies credit - it knows what it is, and it has no shame. From the dudes at the door, to whichever bartender is working, they're always the friendliest. Sometimes I go in and forget where exactly I am, and why exactly I'm there. With your back turned away from the stage, it could easily be mistaken for a neighborhood dive bar - unless, of course, there is a lady bouncing behind the beads. On this particular evening, I arrived around 10 pm. I'm usually a day shift guy (there's nothing I love seeing more than an empty parking lot around 3:30), but I had been meaning to check out the ladies of the night shift for some time. I ordered my $4 Budweiser and took a seat at one of the tables. It was a small crowd - just one customer at the bar chatting with the bartender, two buddies at a table behind me, and one gentlemen at the stage talking to a thick AA dancer (who wasn't dancing as much as she was laying on a towel). I take a couple swigs of beer when I notice the most attractive dancer I've ever seen at Dollies walk out of the back room. I make eyes with her as she walks to the bar. She is a young yellow bone with as nice an ass as you'll ever see. She comes over and asks if I want to play a game of pool with her. As we're playing, she stars quoting me prices for privates and finally we settle on $100. Now I have never dropped anything close to that in this place, but it was WELL worth it, and I am pleased to report that I left very happy despite a heavier-than-anticipated hit to my wallet. I will definitely be returning.