The Strange Gift of a Salmon
trixxi
former stripper is now an internet slut
Randy is an older customer of mine who I have known for almost a year. In the club we get along well, we sit and talk, we have mutual interests, and I am genuinely attracted to him. He is good looking for a man in his late 50s and I call him William Shatner because he looks like Shatner but if Shatner aged gracefully. Randy seems to be incredibly intelligent and used to work in engineering, now he is retired and is a full time fishing guide.
Because I do genuinely like him and I am attracted to him, and he appears to have a stable income and life, I have fantasized all types of sexual scenarios. When we are alone in the private dance room I give him total access of my body and his touch drives me wild, he turns me on so much.
He wants to meet OTC and I am incredibly tempted. I have considered asking him about sugar daddy / sugar baby type of thing but I have been hesitant. Whats happenening now is behavior from him I dont understand.
1) He told me bought a Porsche and wants to take me for a ride.
2) For 3 weeks in a row he has come to visit me bringing me a large (15lb+) salmon in a garbage bag. "You better cook it tonight, I caught it a few days ago."
3) While he is at the club he chain smokes on the patio, occasionally watches me on stage and leaves without saying goodbye and does not get any private dances.
I do not understand what message he intends for his actions to make, honestly I am confused and I think he is just not interested in me anymore.
BTW- The salmon is an inconvenience for me so I am forced to give it away.
Because I do genuinely like him and I am attracted to him, and he appears to have a stable income and life, I have fantasized all types of sexual scenarios. When we are alone in the private dance room I give him total access of my body and his touch drives me wild, he turns me on so much.
He wants to meet OTC and I am incredibly tempted. I have considered asking him about sugar daddy / sugar baby type of thing but I have been hesitant. Whats happenening now is behavior from him I dont understand.
1) He told me bought a Porsche and wants to take me for a ride.
2) For 3 weeks in a row he has come to visit me bringing me a large (15lb+) salmon in a garbage bag. "You better cook it tonight, I caught it a few days ago."
3) While he is at the club he chain smokes on the patio, occasionally watches me on stage and leaves without saying goodbye and does not get any private dances.
I do not understand what message he intends for his actions to make, honestly I am confused and I think he is just not interested in me anymore.
BTW- The salmon is an inconvenience for me so I am forced to give it away.
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I can only wonder what you do with a recently caught dead fish in a garbage bag half way through your shift :)
"If you give a stripper a fish you feed her for a day.
If you teach a stripper to fish you feed her for a lifetime".
--Lao Tzu
There is supposed to be a record run of sockeye on the Fraser this year. I can't wait for fresh sockeye steaks from my grill to accompany the asparagus that is just popping up in my garden.
The salmon thing is a bit strange – giving fish is not the traditional way to woo a woman – that to me is a bit of a weird warning flag.
How much does he spend on you? I would take his “Porsche†and his potential “well-of finances†with a grain of salt – not saying that he may not have these things; but some men tend to overstate (actually lie about) their prowess whether it be in reference to the size of their penis or their wallet. Unless you have miscalculated his age and he may be at least 62 (i.e. of retirement age); then he being in his 50s and “retired†from engineering is a bit fishy (or salmony) – most folks don’t, and usually can’t, retire in their 50s (and most don’t want to) – he could have been a casualty of the financial crisis and someone getting let go in their 50s may be forced to be “retiredâ€.
I think it’s a bit strange overall and I am a bit skeptical as to what you may think he ahs going for him – but I really don’t know of course; just a PL gut feeling.
As to what his angle may be or what he is trying to accomplish; IDK – maybe he gave it his shot and feels a bit jaded b/c he feels you turned him down – if he is interested in you as a woman and not just a dancer; then he may want you as more than a dancer and if he can’t have you as something other than a dancer then he is not interested in just liking you as a dancer – maybe you’ve been sorta “friend-zone†or “I-want-you-as-a-gf-zoned?
And you mention “I do genuinely like him and I am attracted to him†but yet seem to want to date him in a SD/SB type way – I guess that is what dancers do?
Q: What did the stripper say to the fisherman?
A: You get a line and I'll get a pole, babe
BTW - When William Shatner was in his 50's he was "T.J. Hooker" lol
Why?
Frigging one year.
That's too long. He's now in the friendzone.
My ex-CF we met and it just took 5 mins of convo and two air dances. That sealed the deal.
If you like it shoulda happened already.
One year no bang. Goodluck with that.
BTW she callef 11PM last night. Wet met. Bang. Separated again. She's very weird.
I never knew the big deal with Porsche's. They are not rare and not too expensive for almost anyone to acquire one (albeit lower end model or used) at some point in their lives.
He gave too much information.
Hence the friendzone.
He shoulda kept his mouth shut.
Give the guy a chance.
Just go.
Q: What did the salmon say when he hit his head?
A: Dam!
“Hey – is that a salmon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?â€
He needs to buy a smoker.
As for his age I think he must be in his 60s, he is in great shape, just thinking of him I remember his handsome smile and sexy touch. I realize that I am just stuck in an unrealistic fantasy similar to the many customers who want a stripper as a girlfriend; either way I am certain the fantasy surpasses the reality.
Poor Randy, his fish will not be able to get him far enough.
He's just too nice and too perfect.
Diamonds, fast cars, money for school, dead fish in a garbage bag. That the heck, I'd take him to bed right this second if I were in your shoes.
Understandable if this is too personal to answer, but if not, your answer would be interesting.
Se if he brings the sushi in a garbage bag.
To be fair to trixxi's admirer, however, I'm sure it was a clean garbage bag.