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Who is the Real RICH STUD? RickyBoy or LMN?

What are your thoughts on this very important matter?

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Albany Strip Clubs

If you are ever in Albany NY a heads up about the clubs. If you go enjoy the view, give a tip to the girl on the stage. But going to the VIP for a private dance. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!…

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When "great" turns into "just ok"

I have a very hot favorite who already seems to be taking things for granted, even though it has only been a few months. First, she assumes that I will see her each week. Then, when I finally…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

This place was pretty dead on...

This place was pretty dead on a Thursday night around 9-11pm. Even as dead as it was I could not get any attention from the girls, the blonde was sitting smoking and chatting with what…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Not sure whats going on with...

Not sure whats going on with this club. Back in KW after a long absence. They have a cover all of the time, I think $7. Many girls from out of town,…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Stopped by the adult drive in...

Stopped by the adult drive in last week trying to find some action but it was nothing but guys there. That's not my style so when I was driving home disappointed I decided to drop…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I'm a very picky customer when...

I'm a very picky customer when it comes to clubs, so I hold them all to certain standards that are tough to live by. I enjoy trips to Tijuana to enjoy some of the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Decided to try a Saturday for...

Decided to try a Saturday for improved quality of dancers and a little more of a challenge to find what you want than the weekday afternoon girls. Started at bar and had several dancers come…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went here on a Friday afternoon...

Went here on a Friday afternoon by myself. Walked in grabbed a beer and saw about 5-6 girls walking around. I was approached by two of them asking for a dance. I politely declined stating…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

ONLY GO HERE IF YOU ARE...

ONLY GO HERE IF YOU ARE DESPERATE AND ON A TIGHT BUDGET!!! I read some decent reviews so I thought I'd check it out. Went Saturday from 11:30pm-2.am. close. The selection was terrible. All black…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

In Vegas for a work conference,...

In Vegas for a work conference, and we had a few hours to kill. I've had a good time here in the past during the afternoon, so I tried again, even though my last visit…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Was in Austin for business for...

Was in Austin for business for a few days and ended up with a free Thursday night. After a few hours on 6th street decide I wanted to see a little more. So headed…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

On my most recent visit to...

On my most recent visit to this establishment the quality of ladies was mixed..If you like chocolate then you are in the right place..All shapes and sizes to fit anyone...Quality is on the dances..$5 per…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

my most recent visit was about...

my most recent visit was about two weeks ago on a Wednesday. Bartender at apple bees gave me some coupons a while back so didn't have to pay $8 cover. It looked different than a…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Had a pretty good time with...

Had a pretty good time with a few of my buddies. Overall the prices are worse than Canada and the quality of the dances and looks of the girls In Canada is a lot better…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday evening when I needed something to do, and I was definitely impressed. There were plenty of girls, Latina, black, white, all body types. Anyone could find a girl they…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

In y last review of Foxy...

In y last review of Foxy I had mentioned the place had gone downhill after the departure of many of the top dancers who left for Thorobreds. Well, it took a while but things are…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Made my annual visit to the...

Made my annual visit to the Blue last week while in CT on business. They've made a few renovations since my last visit, but it hasn't changed that much. Unfortunately, I had to…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Went on a sunday evening around...

Went on a sunday evening around 11 p.m. which is the best time imo when it's not as crowded as it is on Fri and Sat. A lot of hot chicks mostly latina and black.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Came in around 1pm in early...

Came in around 1pm in early May. I read many reviews and wanted to check out mileage and atmosphere. The club was just as most described. I had my license scanned when…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

<br> Went to Bagdad after reading about...

<br> Went to Bagdad after reading about it on the net and even in some city guide books. Taught it would be great fun since I was in Barcelona alone for work. I am a bit…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

This place was alright. Checked it...

This place was alright. Checked it out on my visit to b.c was there for a weekend trip. Went for a dance with an asian girl, she was really sweet I wish I could remember…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Recent Friday afternoon visit. The quality...

Recent Friday afternoon visit. The quality was quite low with only one fairly hot dancer. Cover charge is $10 and that includes an ok lunch. Parking is excellent as there is a large lot which…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

I figured I should update y'all...

I figured I should update y'all in the unlikely event that you venture into Ptown. The 15 minute couch dance is now upped to $65 instead of $50. I have no idea why they did…

Peppermint Rabbit

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I got to the club around...

I got to the club around 10:45-11pm. Walked right in with no cover. When I first got there there was an Asian bartender kind of skinny with short shaved haircut and allot of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I've described the interior before. ...

I've described the interior before. Club is huge. Usually has 15 plus girls on a day shift, 40 plus on a weeknight, 50 to 60 on a weekend night. In…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I noticed there were a lot...

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of the afternoon crew…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Back in KW after a long...

Back in KW after a long absence; this place stands out to me for a number of reasons. The staff and especially bartenders are friendly and funny, and have good memories. For ambiance…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I knew the Vegas experience wouldn't...

I knew the Vegas experience wouldn't be complete without a strip club visit. I got a free limo ride and drinks coupon from a guy on the street and decided to give this one a…

The Palace Gentlemens Resort

Houston, Texas

After reading a recent review of...

After reading a recent review of the palace here, I decided to give it another try. Needless to say my last visit at this club left me very disappointed (there was only one ugly dancer…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

<br> Stopped by here on a Thursday...

<br> Stopped by here on a Thursday evening a little over a week ago for the second time, and my experience was a carbon copy of the first: fairly poor. It's a bit of a strange…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Headed to my favorite club before...

Headed to my favorite club before going out of town. One of my fav's was there and she came over and sat tall thin dark hair a cups. Anyway she met some one in the…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Went at shift change the day...

Went at shift change the day girls going out.only three girls and in the back when a dirty blonde spinner walks in and heads to the back. Now most girls head to the dressing room…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Holy shit what can I say...

Holy shit what can I say there were probably 4 girls I would have taken upstairs I just didn't have the time. There was a short haired blond Lexi that I wanted to take up…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

When I was first time in...

When I was first time in Burlington I have been to Club Risque for only one reason it was full nude as compared to club next door PH , which was topless. Next time I…

Spearmint Rhino

Sheffield, England

I went on the tuesday, as...

I went on the tuesday, as it is a student night, meaning free entry with a student card!<br> <br> 10 pounds all night for dances were also really good value, and I ended up spending about 90…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

I really like this place. I've...

I really like this place. I've been here four times now and have never left unsatisfied. Yeah, the dancers aren't "10's", but they are friendly in many ways and don't pressure you to pay for…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Stopped in Sunday late afternoon for...

Stopped in Sunday late afternoon for a beer and to watch the playoff game. There were literally 3 girls working. All AA. Nothing to write home about. But I can understand the lack of talent…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

This is my 3rd or 4th...

This is my 3rd or 4th trip to millstream, hoping to see Erin again but doesn't seem like she works there anymore. Didn't plan on this trip but our round of golf at nearby…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by the Playhouse Lounge on...

Stopped by the Playhouse Lounge on a mid afternoon and it really rarely disappoints. The atmosphere in the club is pretty classic big rectangle bar with usually two dancers on stage. The dancers…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

TUSCL is the best! I...

TUSCL is the best! I would never, never have entered this club just driving by -- and it would have been my great loss. Thanks previous reviewers!<br> <br> This is not a high-end 10+ showclub.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Somewhat unusual for me but was...

Somewhat unusual for me but was out in Providence at night and stopped by the club to check it out. Mostly, I was interested in seeing a dancer that used to be a Fantasies…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I came in last Sunday to...

I came in last Sunday to relax for a few hours after a tough morning at work. As others have said, the bar is in the outer room. Patrons can head back through a miniature…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

I has been about a month...

I has been about a month and a half since my list visit to Fantasy. This time it was not too bad. It was a bit slow in the club, not all that…

Heat

West Lealman, Florida

So the club has been getting...

So the club has been getting a bit downhill of late, the bouncers are cool and the girls are nice, but it seems the managers are running girls out of the club. Again mostly new…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

After long day of work I...

After long day of work I decided to go to xtc. I've been on this club over the past couple of mounts. Overall had a great experience. there was approximately 20 girls working and three…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

One of the best looking clubs...

One of the best looking clubs I've been to in Pinellas County. After about 3 times here it seems girls are nice looking, but tend to hang back with a regular (this is most days).…

Babe's Gentleman's Club

Nolanville, Texas

Not a bad place to go....

Not a bad place to go. Located in a strip mall type building outside of town. Cover was 10 if I remember right. Nice big bar, never had to wait for a drink. Good mix…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Following the takeover by a major...

Following the takeover by a major chain the renovations made to this club have much improved it and it seems the quality of dancers is a little better as well - but of course not…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Passing through Bridgeport, so I thought...

Passing through Bridgeport, so I thought I'd check this out. First off, in the daytime I don't think this area is as bad as some reviews make it out to be. Only acouple of blocks…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best strip club in Tijuana . It has all kinds of strippers from big asses to big tits . My friends and i went there after midnight around 1am. The…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, Louisiana

Went to this club during the...

Went to this club during the NBA playoff's and NFL draft to watch it on the big screen. Club is really nice and the staff members are friendly. I didn't do any private dances but…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to Desire on a...

I went to Desire on a saturday afternoon shortly after lunch. I was pleasantly surprised to see so many cars on the parking as I was not expecting that many customers would be there.…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I went to this club around...

I went to this club around 10 pm and once again this place is still rubish , i mean some dancers looked good but there are old ones and most cant even dance , this…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Got off work early on a...

Got off work early on a Friday and stopped by about 3pm. Self parking from the side entrance (not Richmond) doesn't require a fee. Looked like the evening shift was just getting in and while…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in and found a dancer...

Stopped in and found a dancer I had not seen in 2 years. She was not much into extras back then but has changed somewhat. Had a great time with her. Not…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I found myself in Brooklyn and...

I found myself in Brooklyn and figured I would swing by Roxy's. Six dancer were in rotation with 4 or 5 guys watching the stage and another couple at the bar. The girls were doing…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in a few months ago...

Stopped in a few months ago and was surprised to find a 9 among the usual 3-7 girls (overweight or too old to be dancing). She was very friendly and usually worked at the…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

If you like black dancers, this...

If you like black dancers, this is a place to check out. They have a good variety of shapes and sizes. It is in a safe part of Dearborn on the other of…

Carousel Club

Huntington, West Virginia

I don't know what I expected...

I don't know what I expected to find in here but this place is a total $#!+hole. You walk in the door and everyone in the place turns to stare. It is like…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Guys let's get to the meat...

Guys let's get to the meat there are NO EXTRAS to be had here Several hot girls no alcohol, pretty good food, a nice atmosphere and did I mention hot girls. But definitely NO…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of clubs, all of the Austin ones days and nights. Thursday was exceptional. I think I forgot how different going to the club known for having the hottest…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This was my first time going...

This was my first time going to a strip club outside my home state of<br> illinois so I wasn't expecting much. I can say that I was not disappointed with my experience.<br> <br> The cover wasl ten dollars,…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I've been to this place a...

I've been to this place a few times over the last year or so. It's in a suburban location and could be mistaken for an after golf lounge. There are a variety of…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Readers: The following review rates this...

Readers: The following review rates this club WITH RESPECT TO OTHER AREA STRIP CLUBS [western MO/eastern KS] not against clubs in south Florida, TX, Vegas, SoCal, NYC, Providence, RI, etc. That’s especially pertinent since implementation…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Since it was my first visit...

Since it was my first visit to this club, I wasn't sure what to expect. It turned out to be a nice surprise considering what some of the previous reviews had said. The girls…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Visited Curves several times over the...

Visited Curves several times over the last week, my first adventure into the world of strip clubs in many years. All my visits were around the lunch hour, when there is no cover and the…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Club is very nice. We were...

Club is very nice. We were not charged any cover. There were 6 or 7 girls on the rotation. None of them were unattractive.<br> <br> It was a pretty slow night for the girls.…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Was at Allure last week and...

Was at Allure last week and had a great session as usual. Had a 40min session with Rebecca and she was awesome. If you like tall girls she is great. She is listed at 5'9"…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Brought a friend who was getting...

Brought a friend who was getting married to Onyx. We arrived on a Saturday evening around 6pm. The place was almost empty. This was good and bad. There were a limited number of dancers there…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Back at the bird for a...

Back at the bird for a spell for the Threesome Tuesday specials. $3 to get in, $3 Tecate Beer and Tequila shots. The layout of the club has been described: redone entrance and front…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I visited Adult World after having...

I visited Adult World after having two drinks at Savannahs. I Like the layout at Savannahs and the girls are attractive, however, the feel of the place just doesn't sit well with me and I…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This place is not that bad....

This place is not that bad. I went saturday alone, its byob. I took an 18 pack and they give you a bucket of ice and they put your beer in it, for only 3…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in over a year. I arrived at around six in the evening and the door girl was very sweet. She did not have enough ones at…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times and most the time there are not to many girls worth seeing there. I had heard a lot about Bambi and I finally got the chance…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

My first visit to the new...

My first visit to the new building. It's bigger than the old building, but not as big as I was expecting. There was one small main bar and an even smaller secondary bar…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

I don't get down to this...

I don't get down to this side of Dayton often so I thought I give this place another try. "Blah" is about all I can say. First, the girl at the door was…

Club Coyote

De Soto, Illinois

Went to this club a while...

Went to this club a while back. When arriving at the club it is very clean and inviting. The building is not ran down and has a very spacious parking lot, although it is basically…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon for...

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon for a quick visit before flying home after two weeks in town. This was my third visit to follies and decided I would spend all my time on lappers.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Long story short - I pretty...

Long story short - I pretty much got rolled at OG on Friday. A friend and I decided to stop by this club, cover was a steep $33. We found seats and were immediately ambushed…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped in here after a Cardinals...

Stopped in here after a Cardinals game. Only a few girls were working the afternoon shift and even fewer patrons. Didn't really know what to expect. Saw about 4 girls working. All were pretty cute.…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I was back in Ft Walton...

I was back in Ft Walton so I hit the club again. The overall view of the club is still the same, but I did try out the dancers and dances.<br> <br> The lap dances are…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I really like this club.<br> <br> Arrived on...

I really like this club.<br> <br> Arrived on a recent Monday around 7:00 pm. There were less than 10 dancers on shift at that time and the seats were ~20% full. Dancers, however, were fairly…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

After cruising a few of the...

After cruising a few of the Chicago clubs I thought I would look for something to mix things up. Industrial strip had some good reviews so I thought I would check it out. As noted,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Found myself in Chicago for the...

Found myself in Chicago for the day. Last time I was in town had very mixed results here at night. As this place was close by and open for lunch, I thought I'd give…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I had been a regular at...

I had been a regular at this club before it closed. When it reopened again, I decided to check it out on a Thursday evening. There was a valet charage of $6 and a…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

For a Saturday evening, this was...

For a Saturday evening, this was a very disappointing visit. Only 4 or 5 dancers. Long gaps in the stage program: 2 dances, 3 songs gap, 2 dances, 2 songs gap, etc.…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Visited this place a few times,...

Visited this place a few times, on weekends, weeknights and once during the day. The place has a good mix of girls--from really barbie looking to heavily tattooed, black and white, though I guess…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I usually make it to IS...

I usually make it to IS at least 2-3 times a year--and I feel the quality is in decline. A Saturday night visit didn't turn up any smoking-hot dancers. And several trips…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is the one club I...

This is the one club I would always to re-visit and best in North Jersey. I live too far away to visit the club much at all. <br> <br> I've been here a few times. Club is…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Me and the wife visited this...

Me and the wife visited this club back in Sept 2013. After reading the reviews here we decided to go visit. The property itself is between the strip and the downtown area, and while the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Had a very bad experience here....

Had a very bad experience here. The club is nice enough and is well located. It had some very good looking girls with an even mix of beautiful black girls and equal quality…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

Harley's seems to be getting better...

Harley's seems to be getting better every month. More and better dancers, recruited from Kalamazoo and South Bend areas. Now open 7 days a week at 5 pm. Free admission til 8.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went very late on a weekday,...

Went very late on a weekday, there were about 6 to 7 girls, about half black and half white. It seems the caliber of the women has gone down a bit. Must be competition from…

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Quality of girls you get extras from?

So in LMN/LNM's thread about asking for extras in the club, somebody mentioned that they should be "model or actress" quality for $900. Which got me thinking, if $900 gets you a model type girl, what do the dancers doing…

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LMN 🆚 LNM

That had me fooled! Good alias it really worked!

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Day In the Life of a Rich Party Animal

THIS IS ALL FUCKING TRUE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUS HATER WHO DIDN'T HAVE SLAVEHOLDING ANCESTORS TO LEAVE YOU A FORTUNE YOU DON'T DESERVE! Knew today was a big day so I took it easy last night.…

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"alabegonz"

Dear "alabegonz" I assume you are mentally ill based on the incoherence and jumbled thought patterns in your posts. Somehow, you have managed to obtain and use a computer or internet viable phone, so I assume you are not institutionalized (yet).…

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asking for sex in the club

Whats the price for sex/otc youre paying in your area? I'm sure location and cost of living plays a huge role in the price of sex In the club/otc, so let's get some averages. I live in one of the…

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2AM stabbings

WOLCOTT {CT}– Three people were stabbed outside the RockStar Café strip club here early Sunday morning. Police received a report of a fight at the establishment, located at 1652 Wolcott Road, at 1:48 a.m. When they arrived, they saw people rushing…

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Are you happy with your stable?

By stable I mean known, dependable, providers be they dancers, escorts, AMPS etc.... With a little luck, I'm close to having the perfect combination of fineness, accessibility, dependability, and variety in my list of options. I'll need the…

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Asa Akira Interview

Semi on topic. Interesting that it would be NPR being sex positive. Maybe they are feeling the heat from CNBC. http://www.npr.org/2014/05/11/310536242/insatiable-one-womans-love-affair-with-the-porn-industry?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=npr&utm_campaign=nprnews&utm_content=05112014

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stripper dress code for otc

Have you guys ever had the experience of meeting a stripper otc and being aghast at her dressing like a Parisian street walker? I have a "crash pad" (a condo I rent but don't live in) that I usually see…

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Pulling A Chick From CL

Posted an Ad on CL yesterday night while sucking on being uncool. So I wrote the message in a different tone/voice and it was written like targeting a very narrow population describing a woman who is tall about 5'9" to…

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Toronto

Heading to Toronto for a few days later this month. Any suggestions on clubs to check out and/or avoid while there? I'll be staying down by Rogers Centre and am hoping to stay within walking/public transit distance.

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Happy Mothers Day

Any of you MOFOs going clubbing today. I asked a pregnant stripper friend what she was doing today and she said that she was bringing her kid to the club. As for me. I went yesterday. Today I'm cooking BBQ for…

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average age of stripper

Whats the average age of strippers you prefer to see otc? I'm in my mid twenties, so I tend to like the 18-20 year old range.

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Thought some might like.

Some may enjoy this. Steve229, you reading? :) http://www.asian-sirens.net/wp/

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Study: "Internet Trolls' Are Actually Jerks in Real Life Too"

A new report from the University of Manitoba finds that people who troll on the Internet exhibit traits of “sadism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism” in real life Hollywood media is no stranger to the vast amount of internet trolls that dominate social…

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Supposed To Be Clubbing Now, But...

I wasn't really expecting it to happen but it did happen. My last visit to the SC...a few days ago went pretty well. Me and this dancer who works at the east side of town was in the mood for loving.…

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The New And Improved Catholic Church

Check it out people. I went to my niece's first holy communion this Saturday and who am I greeted by but none other than church ushers who look more bouncers than ministers. Seriously, one usher looked like an…

Cat Walk

Columbus, Georgia

Place is a joke. We arrived...

Place is a joke. We arrived at 10pm on a saturday night. 5dollar cover isnt worth the visit. Strippers half ass decent. 2 beers 9.00! Two shots of jack daniels 18.50!. Complete rip off, save…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place at all,...

Not a bad place at all, nice girls, good staff. My only real complaint is that the money doesn't go very far, unless its $2 Tue. The problem with Tue night is its become amateur/riff…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

This place used to be amazing,...

This place used to be amazing, back before all the russians got deported back in 2010, now it's ok. It's still better than most local strip clubs but not as great as it was in…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Another hungover Monday means another mid-day...

Another hungover Monday means another mid-day strip club visit. <br> <br> The layout has been covered. At 1pm on a Monday, only one stage was going - maybe 6 dancers total. One was familiar…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went for the first time last...

Went for the first time last night and had a great time. Cover was cheap, dancers were great. I got two lap dances, and the vast majority of the girls dancing on stage were beautiful…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Recently the talent has been hit...

Recently the talent has been hit or miss for me, but my last visit on Thursday was top notch. Past visits I the dancers seemed to be off the floor either in the…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Went to the club around 7:30pm...

Went to the club around 7:30pm showed id to get in to the sports bar part of the club. The club is split into two parts a sports bar and a gentleman club paid the…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

This club is open at 4PM...

This club is open at 4PM every day. I went at around 4:30 on a Wednesday, and when I got there there were no dancers actually dancing yet. Since the club was mainly…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I've done a few reviews of...

I've done a few reviews of this club but I wanted to do another one since a few things have changed since the last one.<br> <br> This club still has a nice layout, you can see the…

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{UPDATE #2} I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.

First post: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27642 Update: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27852 The PlannedParenthood tests for chlamydia and gonorrhea came back negative, which makes sense since the treatment had no effect. Symptoms diminished but never disappeared. I eventually hit up my PCP and told him the truth. He…

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Is knowing that she is pregnant a deal breaker?

Today I ran into one of my favorites at my favorite club. We have done VIP about a dozen times and as soon as I saw her, I was pretty sure that is where today would end up. Then she…

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I found a funny picture of Yoda

scroll down to the bottom after clicking the link. Although the image of the cat jumping away from the fish is a bit amusing. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread969348/pg205#pid17608331

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Have you seen the promo for Topless Prophet

Evidently there is a new show coming onto Cinemax or one of the cable networks focusing on Alan Markovitz and his Detroit strip clubs. He currently owns Penthouse, Coliseum, and Flight Club. Why would you want to paint a target…

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Do you believe in gray aliens?

I have a movie on. I once had a dream where gray aliens took my astral body. They must have ticked me off. I dreamed I killed several and almost took over their ship.…

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Cop shot security guard that shot another security guard. Yes it was atfer 2AM

Birmingham, Alabama -- One man is dead and other in the hospital following an early morning shooting at a Birmingham nightclub that had been ordered shut by the Birmingham City Council. According to officials, the shooting occurred after an altercation between…

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Why is a Stripper like...

Q Why is a stripper like a work of art? A Because I'd like to nail her against the wall.

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To the woman who rear ended me then...

You rear ended my VW with your Honda. You had no insurance, and said you "couldn't afford this" You asked if we could settle this with sex, then gave me a bj in my backseat in the middle of the…

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Tablets In The Strip Club

I recently bought a tablet with a 7" screen. It is not all that much larger than my smartphone which has about a 5" screen, and I have almost never had any issues using the smartphone inside of strip clubs.…

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Stripper Stench

Hey guys...I'm sure this has been covered before but would love to hear your thoughts on the matter. So I went to Follies this afternoon and had a great time with my ATF. She's phenomenal and always gets me off…

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The Price of Pussy

World prostitution prices posted below and the money paid to prostitutes is quoted in U.S. Dollars. The rates and prices for sex are collected from various reports, such as reports by criminal justice programs and public health programs, as well…

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Cock blocking ?

I tend to be a bit of an impatient guy. When I go to a SC; I just want to get what I went there for (and what I'm paying for). I can understand sometimes not getting what I want…

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working real hard

Ever work so hard in one day just the thought of a slut taking that hard earned filler just piss you the fuck off

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Is Houston dead?

Have the legislators of morality won? I used to club here many years ago and only recently moved back to the area. Thankfully at least after the so called compromise. But it seems like all the city is…

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how much will you spend this weekend?

How much do you expect to spend this weekend? My personal approximation: Quarter oz of cocaine - $220 8th of weed - $50 10 xanax - $40 Bottle service - $1,000 Stripper - $900 Hotel room - $500-600 Driver service - $200ish So around 2.5-3k for the weekend. I…

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Austin appeals court upholds strip club tax

The 3rd Court of Appeals on Friday upheld the $5-per-patron tax on Texas strip clubs. The so-called “pole tax” had already survived one round of legal challenges when the Texas Supreme Court ruled in 2011 that the fee did not violate…

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Vacations?

Is everyone on vacations, or is it there really this inactivity on TUSCL?

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It's Dangerous to be a Stripper's Fiance

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2014/05/plano-teen-sentenced-in-attempted-murder-of-former-strippers-fiance.html/

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The Finger Trap Test - the new test for beauty

Have y'all head about this? Ask you favorite dancers to try this http://www.thegloss.com/2014/04/30/beauty/finger-trap-test-are-you-pretty/

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Dancers On Trampolines

I was watching some old Man Show reruns yesterday, enjoying the Juggies jumping on trampolines. This got me to thinking which isn't ever healthy for anybody. What if the strip clubs got rid of stages and poles and…

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is it better to go to my favorite strip club once, or twice a month

Which sounds like more fun for a PL who likes to get alot of lapdances. Going to the club once a month and spending around 700. Or twice a month and spending around 350

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yeeeeeep

Yeeeeeep

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New Sexually Transmitted Infection Effects Brain Increasing Libido Before Rottin

On the plus side, at least you're horny? http://www.vice.com/read/this-new-deadly-sti-makes-its-victims-horny-before-killing-them

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Monica Lewinsky's Strip Club Job Offer

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/08/monica-lewinsky-scores-strip-club-cigar-bar-hostess/

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tuscl can be boaring

Without them trolls aka real true solid value tuscl members

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self destructive behavior

Do you find that seeing strippers/visiting the SC Is intertwined with self destructive behavior, for you? Perhaps in a rare moment of sober introspection (both my valium and ativan rx's have run out and can't be refilled for a few more…

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An Asian Stripper in Detroit

I see few Asian strippers in Detroit clubs. Detroit does not have a significant number of immigrants from the far east. It has a Mexican town but not a China town. However, an Asian dancer was in my favorite…

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Old school joke

How many letters in the alphabet? 24, cuz L&M got kicked out for smoking

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This is atest,this is only a test.

No new discussions in 17 hours?Founder!!!!

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Police suspect strip club patron died of 'excited delirium'

Having not heard the term before, I was somewhat disappointed to learn that it results from ingesting too much PCP . . . http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/2014/05/07/jason-jordan-pink-slip-nightclub-brooklyn-illinois-excited-delirium/8818975/

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How much does Bridgette B charge for lapdances when she feature dances at strip

I know some porn stars don't give lapdances and others do. Bridgette B told me that she does give lapdances when I sent her a tweet on Twitter.

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Life is good today - redux

Some of you may remember a month or so ago when I posted about the thirty six year old mother who finally let me catch her, but wouldn't take the money when we were done. http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28339 Well, I've seen her a couple…

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New Articles

Three new articles have been published - I just happened to notice a few minutes ago and also noticed no comments on the articles - so thought I'd give out a PL notice :)

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OT:Deter's Final Season

Just had my family come back from the Yankees beating the Lamegels. Great game. I, for one, have nothing but respect for Jeter. Class, clutch, and leadership in the Big Apple. And this comes from…

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Strip club patron dies from excited delirium.

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KSDK) – Police suspect the death of a 30-year-old St. Louis man who was transported to a local hospital after exhibiting hallucinations and becoming agitated outside of a strip club early Saturday morning is due to "excited delirium." Jason…

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Strip Club Flooring

I, for one, am all about tile. Keep the carpet. Don't even let me hear the words pergo.

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How to hook up OTC.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/377829/VIDEO-Man-visits-strip-club-likes-one-stripper-so-much-he-carries-her-home

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Investing in a Strip Club

Has anyone here ever seriously considered investing in a strip club? From a business standpoint, its a pretty sound concept with all the employees being 1099's that pay "rent" to the house. Especially if you lived somewhere that you were…

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Homage for Gawker

Gawker is one of my favorite posters on TUSCL. I'm always eager to read what he has to say. 1. Gawker has weirder, wilder and woolier adventures than I have. I had lots of strange, fucked up times…

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Why do strippers almost exclusively have black boyfriends?

When I sat down and thought about it, almost every stripper I've ever known--regardless of their own ethnicity or state they grew up in--had black kids. Just an observation I've noticed (and apparently Randy as well). I have several theories…

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Belle Knox: Some Strippers are Coeds

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/06/duke-porn-star-belle-knox-is-building-her-brand-one-strip-club-at-a-time.html

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Test Drive

Been looking for a good, reliable daytime girl, but hadn't seen anyone to my liking until the other afternoon when a dancer caught my eye. A little older model, but her body was in great shape. Tipped her…

From Disaster to Delight: Banging a TJ Escort

I had arranged a session w/ a TJ escort this on a Sunday. I'm normally a bar girl (BG) guy w/ a little street girl (SG) thrown in for spice, but the search for a great GFE forced me to go the route of the escort on this trip. I chose Marina due to her positive reviews on other sites and her body type: I love petite hotties who are toned and carry C-cups on their frames. Making contact w/ this vixen was no small task as she initially did not return multiple emails and phone calls, but a "TJ Amigo" eventually helped me out and got me on the gravy train, so communication after that was no problem. I…

Reflections: A look back

So I started strip clubbing a little over 5 years ago. Let me take you back in the time machine. In one of my college classes (I was 20 at the time), a couple of my buddies were talking about a strip club they went to. At this point I had never been to a strip club, but I was kind of interested in checking one out. A couple of weeks later while I was waiting for a bus to get to school, I saw a building and it said "dancers" and there was a girl through the window dancing around. It looked like she was trying to get people to come inside the place. I decided I was going to go…

Memoirs of a Los Angeles Sugar Daddy

I am in my late forties; Indian guy, immigrated here in the mid 80s. I have been married for 25+ years. I am in extremely good shape and workout 5-6 days a week. Being married my monthly spending limit is about $500. I started visiting strip clubs while traveling for work about 10 years back. I travel a lot for work to client sites and am typically out of town at least 1-2 days a week. In strip clubs, I normally only watch and sometimes do laps in the main area. I am not interested in VIP extras since I am scared of catching something. About 6 years ago, I went to…

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I've fixed LMN's post!

Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story... I took my DuhLorian time machine to the…

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Is Jim Jefferies trolling TUSCL?

The LMN character seems a bit like the version of himself that Jim Jefferies plays in Legit. Although, to be fair, the Jim Jeffries character is pretty cool to the paralyzed character that DJ Qualls plays. I mean reall, he…

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Delaware 2PMer. Thats right 2PMer.

A 29-year-old man was shot Tuesday afternoon outside a strip club just south of Wilmington city limits, state police said. The victim was taken by ambulance about 4:30 p.m. from the Gold Club Restaurant and Exotic Entertainment in the 1000 block…

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condom broke

Share your broken condom scares here 30mg adderall IR a few hours before Drank probably 3/4 bottle of DeLeon Killed a ball of white between myself and the stripper 2mg xanax to take the edge off Who knows how much pot 25mg (I think) viagra to…

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rough sex with strippers

Do you find the sex you have with strippers is rougher than with civilian women? The current stripper I'm seeing appears to have as many mental issues as I do, with none of the net worth. Sometimes I wonder if we…

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Regretting commitments

Have you ever regretted the commitments or promises you've made to a dancer. Man, I have. I live up to my commitments and if I promise to do something it gets done. Sometimes, after a few drinks, I get…

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What we really want from favorites

Anyone ever find themselves in this situation... I meet a smoking hot new dancer and set out to win her attention and succeed. ITC and OTC. Txt's, phone calls, lunches, dinners, gifts, favors etc...all this sets a precedent for future…

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Happy Cinco de Mayo

Will you get your Zaragoza on and beat up a Frenchman? Or will you just be a wimpy Norte' and party with the chica's and a bottle of tequila?

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Doing your CF right

Some times I don't Fuck my whores I make slow passionate love to them.....I grace them with flowers, milk baths, poems and a soft lotioned up cock........I make sensual love to her for hours on end holding my self back…

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Moves and positioning

So what do u thank is a better move having all your money n your hands counting it so the girls u talk to see what u r working with so maybee some otc or itc chances goes up or…

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International Clitoris Awareness Week,

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/clitoris-awareness-week_n_5267483.html I'll do my part next Saturday and wear my "Vaginas are super cool" T-shirt to the club.

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Tolerating GFE

With the right dancer, I enjoy LFK, DFK and other traits of GFE. In fact, if the right dancer can tolerate giving me good GFE with my fugly ass, she has made long term, big time, bank off me.…

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Tallest/Shortest dancers you've been with ?

I went to a SC last night (trying to squeeze some fun of what was remaining of the weekend) and I got a dance from a tall black dancer that said she was 6”1 w/o shoes; and I believed it…

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Retirement and SCing ?

Being a hobbyist; once I retire I hope to not only still be able to SC somewhat (financially speaking); but also live in an area w/ good SCs. For the fellow PLs – would good SCs be a variable when it…

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Extras in DC

I know DC doesn't have private rooms or lapdances, but was hoping to find a dancer at one of the clubs downtown who was open to extras outside the club. Has anyone had any sucess in DC clubs?

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Expensive dancer drinks ?

Probably has been asked b/f but I don't recall (or maybe I just wasn't paying attention :)). What is the most expensive dancer drink you have bought and were you aware of the cost of the drink prior to buying it?

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Tell me this is not true

Anyone familiar with “Aga's” in Boston – is this their M.O? From a recent review: “… The dancer that approached me was an attractive black woman, slim, not too much up top but a nice backside. She sat next to me at…

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Bad news for Atlanta club goers.

DeKalb County Superior Court Judge has dismissed a strip club's lawsuit against Doraville that sought to allow it to continue to offer nude dancing and alcohol. The Oasis club was annexed into Doraville in December 2012 but had previously operated as…

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A Lesson to the Jealous Haters in the SC

Heres a good story for all the jealous haters that often get upset when someone with a larger net worth drops some liquidity on the club, and people's favorite dancers are snatched up. At a well known, South FL club,…