True dat.
How long before we see an offer from LMN (or some permutation of those letters) inviting Dancinggal to visit Miami using an Amtrak coupon? Watch out for that dude -- he is a twisted lil cruller.
Well, DG....I'm like 0 for 3 right now. If I were a betting woman (which I am) I'd bet that the odds are not in my favor. Sounds like Slick shares my zero success rate so far as well. I guess you'll just remain an untouchable enigma.
Slick hasn't even visited my club. Lopaw, you visited my club without getting my phone info to text me once you got there, and you even came on a day I told you I wasn't going to be there. So I'd say 0 to 2. And the odds aren't so unlikely, Knightline came to see me. If you're wondering, check his review of my club and you know my stage name, it's mentioned in his review. He was very kind and generous. Nice guy!
Girlfriend cute, but not somebody I'd head first for in the strip club. Actually I doubt I'd choose you at all seeing how lithe you are and how plain you look in comparison.
Thank you to those who complimented me, much appreciated.
@johnson Pretty sure I should be insulted, but lol. I didn't ask for a critique on my look or any type of feedback positive or negative. But thanks anyways
Plain or not, you are exactly the kind of woman, physically, that I'm looking for when I go to clubs. Fresh faced, well proportioned and smiling.
Of course, *you* likely wouldn't want to have much to do with *me*. :)
You should quit dancing while you still can, DD. All that awesome beauty will be preserved intact 100%, that awesomeness will not be ogled by dudes like me.
Quit dancing now while you still can.
How come my Benjamins are getting antsy?
No way!!!
I don't think you look plain. I think you are more of a natural beauty. The fact that you have a pole in your home makes me believe that you have quite a few pole tricks up your sleeve too. So I think you are a perfect dancer package.
DG - make up isn't necessary. I'm a '70s natural beauty kind of dude. Listen to the Dead, eat some granola, maybe an organic salad for dinner, and lot's o' tie dye.
(though I have to admit I'm pretty turned on by a nice landing strip!)
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