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Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another Vegas trip and I made...

Another Vegas trip and I made a pit stop here to get away from the tables. Called the club and they sent a limo. Tipped the driver $20 and paid $33 for 2…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dropped by Flamingos on a Thursday...

Dropped by Flamingos on a Thursday afternoon. First time there. There was only a couple customers in the place. There were no girls dancing on the stage when I arrived.…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

Didn't gave a great time. Dances...

Didn't gave a great time. Dances are $20/topless or 3 for $40 topless. Nude is $40 or 3 for $100. There are cameras everywhere and not that most people are going to do anything, it…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Was there for about 4 hours...

Was there for about 4 hours sitting with this one dancer who talked my ears off. They had a raid last friday, and no longer have the VIP room. That irked me. Pretty boring til…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went there while visiting ABQ on...

Went there while visiting ABQ on a Tuesday. Got wander when I came in and they scan your ID. I grabbed a seat against the wall. A dancer got off stage and…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

I got to the YR at...

I got to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am. It was my first time in about a year. Things started slow with a girl with huge artificial boobs (She…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in Sunday evening around 11pm...

Stopped in Sunday evening around 11pm to see my new ATF Raven. As I describes in a previous review I think this young lady is absolutely gorgeous and has a great body. For all of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived around 1:45 and there was...

Arrived around 1:45 and there was no valet yet. The usual pat down at the door before entering. Gave a walk through the club and most of the high chairs were already taken, so i…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited with my wife on a...

Visited with my wife on a Sunday evening in the middle of the Memorial Day weekend. In light of the day and holiday, our expectations were not high, and our experience proved that to be…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

My third time here in the...

My third time here in the past two years. I always convince myself I should give it another chance because it gets such great reviews. Unfortunately, I am always disappointed. The club is bright and…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Third time in two years. I...

Third time in two years. I like this club for it's diverse lineup and ratio compared to the men. Plenty of parking, paid cover and entered, no line Thursday night at 12 midnight. The club…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Late Sunday night - never much...

Late Sunday night - never much liked this club for some reason when it was Runway 66 and then Treasures.<br> <br> Kind of nice modern although not much area to stand to meet vs a table. The…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Dispensing with how to get here...

Dispensing with how to get here and club layout/vibe (read others). Usually spend all my time at HK because it's the best club I have ever been to hands down but this time I thought…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

The old adage of not judging...

The old adage of not judging a book by its cover definitely applies here at Hawaii by Night. Situated within walking distance (or a $7 cab ride) of Waikiki beach, the club doesn’t look like…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by after work...been a long...

Stopped by after work...been a long time since I've been to this club...not much has changed. Still have cheap beers before 6pm and. No cover. Only about6 guys in the place…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

If you are looking for high...

If you are looking for high mileage dances with a beautiful woman or a relatively small amount of money this us your club. You can have lots of fun here for $100. There is…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Memorial Day weekend Sunday.. 2 am...

Memorial Day weekend Sunday.. 2 am and tried to go to Spearmint Rhino in Downtown LA but they were closed. So we check online and see that Déjà Vu on Commercial was open until 6…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

So me and a buddy stopped...

So me and a buddy stopped by on our way home from another club. When we first walked in it seemed pretty dead. We told the girl at the door that we just came from…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Checked out FD once again while...

Checked out FD once again while in NYC for business. As expected for a Saturday night the place was packed but the manager was able to find us a table with a nice view of…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Finally made it out to COI,...

Finally made it out to COI, and I'm glad I did. it was Sunday before Memorial Day so I figured it wouldn't be too dead. No cover, just one $6 drink you pay for up…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

So, came back here on a...

So, came back here on a Saturday afternoon for the first time in a long time Same no cover, walk right in attitude, and the lunch they serve here is cheap and quite good…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Stopped by this club late on...

Stopped by this club late on a Friday night.<br> <br> The club was full, and lots of young slim dancers around. It looks like a lot of them were college students. <br> <br> The music was really loud,…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I visited Capital Cabaret on a...

I visited Capital Cabaret on a Sunday evening - the Sunday before Memorial Day. I expected the club to be completely dead, but there were actually a few other customers and at least two couples…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill before going to a sporting event downtown, so I decided to stop on by and see what was happening. It was a slow Saturday afternoon/evening as I got…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Return trip to the Roaring 20s!...

Return trip to the Roaring 20s! What with the girlfights on the floor during my last visit, I figured it's worth another trip just for that :) Went during the afternoon and it…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

My first visit to the Hustler...

My first visit to the Hustler Club. This was a Saturday night, and it was packed! I've never seen a club busting like this. Two floors, 3 stages, packed around the stages…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Went to this spot on a...

Went to this spot on a Saturday night with a couple buddies. They open at 10pm. Security/coat check outside at the door. Cover is $20 for Sat night, they put driver's license…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Stopped in a wek ago on...

Stopped in a wek ago on on a Friday around 1pm. Paid my cover and went to the mostly empty bar to get a drink. Had a rum and coke. Didn't think it was overpriced.…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Stopped by here on a Saturday...

Stopped by here on a Saturday night. 10 dollar cover for those who want to know. My first time here and it seems it has not changed(from what I have heard) as I was asked…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Visited on a Sunday afternoon. One...

Visited on a Sunday afternoon. One girl on stage. You can sit at the counter and eat or at a table. Good view of the stage at any seat. Girls are fairly nice looking. Best…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

I had a really good time...

I had a really good time at this club. The girls are quite friendly and not afraid of a little touchy feely on your part. Better than average DJ. Comfortable chairs and quick service. We…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

The club itself is very clean...

The club itself is very clean has two floors and a nice wrap around bar. Plenty of parking and the dj can play some decent music once in a while. <br> The dancers do a lot…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

First and foremost this review is...

First and foremost this review is from a dancer/female perspective, so with that said, what males and females look for in clubs can be entirely different, however I will try to be as thorough as…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Visited Platinum again, after a few...

Visited Platinum again, after a few months, and still the best club in Lexington, if you want to spend some money. We first went to Cowboys, which was not that good, walked into Platinum, and…

Blush

Commack, New York

Sunday is throwback day music wise...

Sunday is throwback day music wise so there is music from the 80's and 90's and possibly 00's but not positive on that. There was no cover charge but may be bc of memorial day…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

I went to this club Friday...

I went to this club Friday night. The best looking girl was the bartender , namely Shay. She was small, blond hair, and very sweet in offering the drinks. The dancers were with their…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This review is from a visit...

This review is from a visit about a month ago. I stopped in on a Wednesday early evening. Same $5 cover and $6.75 bottle beers with a $10 fee to go to the…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

went with a buddy of mine...

went with a buddy of mine who was feeling down after a breakup. I told him coming to this club would cheer him up which it certainly did. cover was 27 for both…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

First and foremost this review is...

First and foremost this review is from a dancer/female perspective, so with that said, what males and females look for in clubs can be entirely different, however I will try to be as thorough as…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Made a recent repeat visit after...

Made a recent repeat visit after discontinuation of several months. The club made few changes where almost the private lap dancing area was eliminated (very unfortunate). Door fee is still the same ($13.5 little bit…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The lodge is one of the...

The lodge is one of the nicest club here after BBD. I came here on Saturday night at 8pm. If you prefer to see +50 girls and age under 25 then you should head to…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to this club again...

I went to this club again on a Friday night during my most recent Vegas trip. Not the most flashy place but the money is well spent here. Girls will come to talk…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I visited in the afternoon. There...

I visited in the afternoon. There were only two girls there, and one other person at the club. One girl was beautiful, but her tits looked REALLY fake and unattractive. She also had an unpleasant…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

I always appreciate a business that...

I always appreciate a business that knows its market and clients. This is not a club to come and just play pool or anything else but focus on the dancers. They make an attempt…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Made the big mistake of going...

Made the big mistake of going to a club 2 nights running on a recent trip to NY. What was consistent from Sunday night to Monday night was the high cost of admission ($20) and…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

As a female, this was not...

As a female, this was not a very appealing club. I felt that the females did not pay me nor my boyfriend any attention. I read their ads and came in the afternoon for what…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I stopped in about 12:30PM just...

I stopped in about 12:30PM just after they opened. I like this place, nice space, multiple stages, no attendant in the bathroom, etc. I spotted a dancer I remember from last time on stage when…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Wednesday night around 9pm after work. The club is in a warehouse type place in an industrial area. The bar is average at best, with the usual $10…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

This is one of the four...

This is one of the four video booths cum lap dance/FS clubs in the industrial area of babylon. The others being Cherri Blossoms, Show World, Tunnel of Love. The mileage ranges from anywhere from HJ…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Haven't reviewed this place in a...

Haven't reviewed this place in a loooonnng time, although I have been at least a couple of times since. I'm approaching this "review" a little different...this is not a "club" in the normal sense. I…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still the best...

Still the best old style go-go bar around. Don't have to worry about being pestered for a Couch dance or Champagne room as they don't have any. Just a one stage place…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Open at night but Irvington at...

Open at night but Irvington at night not for everyone. Even daytime you have to be smart. Lots if characters around no doubt. There is a parking lot which is good since it's a busy…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Girl at the door was very...

Girl at the door was very rude and cold she set the mood for our visit I told her I had plenty of one's she ignored me and gave me a bunch of one's…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

It was a dark and rainy...

It was a dark and rainy night.....very rainy night. Dodged the raindrops to get into the back. Had not been here for years. The old grumpy ass man in the…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

This is a regular place for...

This is a regular place for me. Safe neighborhood and parking. This is a good time place. The girls drink and sit with you at the bar and make conversation. Several of the girls are…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

When you walk in your thinking...

When you walk in your thinking is this a good thing or not. Pool table by the door with the bar on the left. Stage is at the back with a half wall and 2…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

This club is ghetto as hell!!!...

This club is ghetto as hell!!! I went with a guy friend of mine but nine of the girls approached us and we had money. I guess because we were the classiest people there. All…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

A couple of friends and I...

A couple of friends and I dropped by this club while attending a conference in Anaheim. It is located only about 5 minutes from the convention center, however, that is the best thing I…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Was visiting Houston on business and...

Was visiting Houston on business and stopped by Centerfolds. Hadn't been there for a couple of years and the last time I was there was pretty good. Went during the day and got…

Sphinx Show Girls

Detroit, Michigan

My lady and I had the...

My lady and I had the time of our lives here. The dancers were pretty good. My lady was complaining that her drink was weak initially. The alcohol crept up on her…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dropped by Legs since I had...

Dropped by Legs since I had some time to kill before a flight. Legs is on i45 about 10 minutes from Hobby Airport. For those keeping time, I left there 1:15 before my…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Was visiting Houston on business and...

Was visiting Houston on business and stopped by Centerfolds. Hadn't been there for a couple of years and the last time I was there was pretty good. Went during the day and got…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

This was my 1st time ever...

This was my 1st time ever to a DJV. I thought the club was really nice, but it was deader than dead. Ariived around 6:00 on Sat and there were 3 dancers on shift…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

It's been a few years since...

It's been a few years since I visited this club. They've renovated it since. There are 3 circular stages, The chairs surrounding the stages are comfortable. Lighting is typically dark. Drinks run from about $3.25…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Stopped by on Memorial Day. ...

Stopped by on Memorial Day. The quality of the dancers was not bad for a 7th Street dive bar. Both white and black dancers. The black dancers were a little bit heavier,…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Houston Dolls was only 10 min...

Houston Dolls was only 10 min drive from my hotel so decided to give it a try. Showed my hotel key but still had to pay $5 for parking. Entry was free though. The club…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Went to the club around 11ish...

Went to the club around 11ish - thought will have a few folks. But to my surprise - one other punter only. Three dancers. The bartender was dancer as well. The dancer would dance at…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This review is a bit late...

This review is a bit late as I visited back in April. What was observed then however is consistent with other reviews of day shift generally and from past experiences. <br> On this visit when I…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Have been going back a little...

Have been going back a little more often on Fridays for a little happy hour ending. As I have said before a mix of 5 to 8 plus girls, some with 10 plus hands. A…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Second visit to this club after...

Second visit to this club after the no smoking indoors rule.. this club used to be packed all the time. with no liquor and no smoking, it has lost some of the crowd. last time…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a great place to...

This is a great place to be. I have been here 2 times, and have enjoyed both the times. The first time, I found the women to be aggressive.. but did not pressure once you…

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To my Brothers and Sisters...

Who did not make it back: I bow to you. I am humbled by you. I thank you.

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When will I learn -22 and fine

Shit. When will I learn the that the really young fine ones aren't worth the effort? Tonight, she was 22 and fine, probably a nine (maybe). I invested time and a lot of money in a futile effort in…

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The second time...

As a RICH STUD who pays hookers for sex, I have learned that second time OTC is an important barometer in measuring whether the inner hooker has really been brought out of a dancer. Uncertain girls will often take the…

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off topic: american sports cars

Anyone else a fan of American sports cars? I have always been a huge corvette and viper fan. While they often lack the "refinement" of their European competitors, one cannot deny they absolutely rape, from a performance standpoint, their price…

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Time magazine

I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…

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Tootsie's stripper takes off clothes, masturbates in jail, deputies say

http://www.local10.com/news/tootsies-stripper-takes-off-clothes-masturbates-in-jail-deputies-say/26095594

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Self explanatory.

http://guyism.com/humor/watch-amateur-stripper-suffer-nasty-pole-fail-smash-face-ground-encore-beach-club.html

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Indy 500

Any race fans out there who plan on watching the classic? Just watching the pre-race. I wonder if today is a good day for Indianspolis strip clubbing? Anybody know or ever been to the 500?

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How Many Bouncers Have You Greased?

Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas hookers who work in strip…

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Hot Chicks In Sports Atitre

C'mon people, I know that I ain't the only one who loves chicks in sports gear. Time to step up to the if leagues and support your team. And fans! C'mon Duke. Stop being a pussy and show some…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

I understand I visited on a...

I understand I visited on a Sunday night when clubs would naturally be slow but Monday being a holiday I was hoping it would be a little more lively, especially after paying a $10 cover.<br> <br> After…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Since the last review of Flamingo...

Since the last review of Flamingo that appeared here was plagiarized by some moron, from a real review I did a VERY long time ago on a different site, and it no longer applies, I…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Just have to say amazing place...

Just have to say amazing place this is not a rundown location. You feel scared of a shootout if you know what i mean. The girls here are 7-9 different types all around. Dances are…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Some friends and I were visiting...

Some friends and I were visiting early May for the hockey playoffs and well I can't not stop in to a club when I visit a new city. The Flamingo was within walking distance…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Club description:<br> When you enter the club...

Club description:<br> When you enter the club there is a big stage in the center with two poles on the opposite sides. On your right there is one private room for a short dances and one…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

A small but very nice club....

A small but very nice club. Seemed quite clean. There are lap dance booths that are quite open and then there are 2 private areas – the VIP area in the Spaceship on top of…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I forgot to take a piss...

I forgot to take a piss before leaving Follies on my way home. So I decided to stop here to take advantage of the rest room. I know, pretty lame excuse for stopping. I also…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Hello, I went here one time,...

Hello, I went here one time, and really enjoyed the place and every worker that I spoke with. Very Friendly. I live 2 hours away, but it was worth the drive. I will be back…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Went after I struck out at...

Went after I struck out at the bars. Place was pretty lively for 2:30AM. Decent looking girls - there were some grenades but definitely a few smokeshows. Ended up getting 3 double-dances ($20 per dance,…

Crissy's Lounge

Elyria, Ohio

Nice club I've been here a...

Nice club I've been here a few times but this by far was the best time. The club opens at 8 with happy hour till 9 2 dollar we'll drinks and bottled domestics . Since…

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, Utah

Went here with a friend after...

Went here with a friend after dinner to check them out. One half is the bar area with a pool table. The other half is where the stage is. There was only 2-3 dancers when…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

In a way, this place reminds...

In a way, this place reminds me of Fuegoin Hyattsville. Totally forgot it's BYOB paid the $20 cover & expect to buy some over priced drinks. Luckily no one bother me. Place is…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

I just visited Mystic tonight. ...

I just visited Mystic tonight. As I entered I was greeted by security, but there was no cover charge. Some of the Portland clubs on a Saturday night will break out a cover,…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesdays still has the $12 beer...

Tuesdays still has the $12 beer and 2for1dance specials. Lately there has been an upgrade in the dancers. Some of the lesser quality dancers have been replaced with new, hotter girls. I don't know…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to the Penthouse Club for...

Went to the Penthouse Club for the first time. Club is located in the middle of no where in Philly. Quite impressive when you pull up, manicured lawns and bushes, live fire torches on…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I was in Houston last week...

I was in Houston last week actually visiting a former dancer friend who used to live near me. We decided to hit a strip club after dinner and she recommended Centerfolds. The club seemed to…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Avoid The Den - Sayreville<br> <br> I made...

Avoid The Den - Sayreville<br> <br> I made a quick trip to NJ recently and thought I would visit my ol’ stopping grounds. I was actually going to stop in GoGo Rama but the parking lot was…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I have to admit that Fuegos...

I have to admit that Fuegos pleasantly surprised me. I had heard of Fuegos before but this was my very first time actually going to the club. Fuegos is located in Hyattsville, MD…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was in Philadelphia for the...

I was in Philadelphia for the afternoon on business, was hungry, in the mood to see some titties, and maybe get a lap dance so I figured I'd check out this club. Before even going…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

First and foremost this review is...

First and foremost this review is from a dancer/female perspective, so with that said, what males and females look for in clubs can be entirely different, however I will try to be as thorough as…

Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

I no longer fear Armageddon because...

I no longer fear Armageddon because I have been to Fine Diamonds. <br> <br> I like odd and unusual clubs, and have been to some strange clubs, but this one takes the cake. It's like…

Starz

Gardena, California

Wow, after some totally fail visits...

Wow, after some totally fail visits to a few other clubs on a Saturday afternoon, Starz came thru as a party saver. And it quickly became my #1 club in SoCal.<br> <br> Hadn't been to Starz in…

Showgirl 20's Night Club

Omaha, Nebraska

Went with a buddy that claimed...

Went with a buddy that claimed it was a good place. Sat down at a table a few tables from the stage. Very small stage, no room for the dancers to do anything. All of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip is definitely returning...

The Landing Strip is definitely returning to its glory of yesteryear. I visited on a Tuesday afternoon. Park on street and leave your coat in the car to avoid valet and coat-check fees…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

I was on a road trip...

I was on a road trip and had time for a detour, and some reviews indicated things might be fun here. Arrived at 12:30 and sat at the bar. Maybe 9 girls here, 5 black,…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Read a few reviews here and...

Read a few reviews here and other places and thought I would stop by on a Friday night. I have been here before a few years ago, and it seems the same. <br> The fattest dancer…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple of times and have had good experiences, which is why I decided to go back. Business was a bit slow and I have seen tendencies in this club for…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went to PT's for the 1st...

Went to PT's for the 1st Saturday. Wanted to check it out because a friend is supposed to start working there and was hoping to see them. Probably the darkest club I have ever been…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Didn't know what to expect with...

Didn't know what to expect with the location and exterior look. Cover and drinks are reasonable. Me and my buddy sat at a table and realized dancers don't approach the tables unless you ask them.…

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Sometimes Extras...

...cloud my mind and I lose sight/feel of a great lap dance. I'm glad I go to Monarch's every now and then. There's this gorgeous gal there who knows what a lap dance is all about. Unfortunately,…

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How many TUSCLers can you fit in a club at the same time?

Yesterday we managed to get 6 of us into Follies without planning it. The guests were Myself, eyeamlong, snowtime, Joey2002, Chandler & joewebber. Not enough strippers to go around. LOL.

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"She Belongs To Me"

Listening to some Bob Dylan albums on my iPad, I came across a song that reminds me--in some stanzas at least--of my ATF. To make the point more clear, I've substituted "she's a stripper" for Dylan's "she's an artist." "She…

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Signs of Fertility: Know When A Stripper Is Ovulating

Guys, lemme tell ya a secret. Be armed with this information and you will have something to pull up your sleeve for that moments when things are going your way. Here are signs you must look for: 1) Her skin stands out, like…

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Girls And Cars

I exhibited my 1948 Packard Custom Eight at an auto show today. There were two older cars than mine at this show - a mid-1920s Model T and a late 1930s LaSalle. All the rest were from the 1950s, 1960s,…

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strip club financing

I'm looking for investors or financing to buy a strip club in atlanta GA

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I don't know why

I don't know why, but for some reason I really like this photo. Any ideas? http://www.imagefap.com/photo/89758797/

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Slicks's Friday Night

About 5 pm pst, this cute Wiccan chick(I know, cute & Wiccan usually don't go hand in hand) came on over to Slickolopolis. When I met her last week I intrigued her with stories of my poison garden.…

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So dude can't get women, shoots up the place

So, opinions on the shootings in Isla Vista area? Apparently he was a 22 year old virgin. Maybe he should have hit a strip club or two, cool off with some naked chicks. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/shooting-isla-vista-uc-santa-barbara-260505021.html

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Bottle Service

Anyone gone for the bottle service in any of the Frisco clubs ? Does it get you more attention from the girls ?

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Best Dallas Club for Extras?

Which clubs inthe dallas area have dancers that are more open foor extras or otc? If you know of a specific dancer to recommend thatbwould he awesome also. I did hit Baby Dolls at lunch on Wednesday and…

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hj

Is getting an over the pants hj sex?

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fingering bouncers assholes

im 200% right now. i dont ask i just tell em bend over and take it like a man.

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fri night

Fri night 20mg ambien down 8ball of coke chop it in lines 35mg roxis in lines mixed with the blow Great weed Gran Patron Platinum Louis xiii cognac Pineapple juice mixers One 20 year old 5t 9 jet black hired stripper with fake DD's, a…

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A LMN Tribute by the hardest person on earth

James woke up knowing that after a day of bagging groceries that tonight was the night. You see James has been saving for this and has it all plainer out this could be his wildest night ever. James gets a…

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French mayor 'castrated and killed by jealous husband'

The mayor of a village in north-western France has been castrated and killed by a jealous husband, reports say. Dominique Leboucher, 55, was murdered on Thursday night by a man who accused him of having an affair with his wife, police…

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Is a lap dance sex?

I have heard my ex says a lap dance is having sex with a woman. I place the bar higher for sex. I guess I need a hobby but the other day I made a list of the dancers I have…

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Fingering the pussy

In your experience, do most dancers let you finger their pussy? I'm asking this question, because in my area if you want to touch the dancer you have to do VIP. In VIP you can touch anywhere besides the pussy. Having…

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Sucking Tits

In your experience, do most strippers let you suck their tits? I ask this because obviously a lot of dancers have brushed their tits across my mouth over the years, but I've only attempted to suck the tits of two dancers.…

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ATF

Reading the replies to shadowcat's recent inquiry as to the type of club where we met or ATF made me wonder. Does anyone still have that first and only ATF? I do and for about 14 years and counting.

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Weird shit to impress strippers with...

Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29331) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable. I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for…

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Strippers and Stripper Shit

In a world of aliases, implants, and lies, is stripper shit always "stripper shit" even when it's the truth? Here's an example. A stripper tells you how big your dick is(or how tight your pussy is-Lopaw) and you…

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What Kind of Suit Do You Wear To The Clubs?

My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time, makes me forget that I…

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A Stripper's Complaint

"All my ex-boyfriends are in prison or jail or have been. " She did not seem to understand that this had something to do with who she decided to date.

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Two Realities, Two Bangs

Ok, this is a little weird Thursday night, I a bit trying to figure this out so that it is a win-win. Anyway. 30 minutes ago, the CF called me up asking me to pick her up, sounds like a date, yes…

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Happy early memorial day weekend !

Anyone got plans to party or have some fun and drinks?

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Camel something meteor shower Saturday night.

Something to watch if you leave the strip club before dawn and drive back down some dark roads. Brand new virgin camel t.. something or other. just heard it for real. I used to like to get back…

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Do you guys ever wonder if a dancer ghost may have followed you home one night?

I just saw a white shadow walk by in the corner of my vision. Makes me wonder. Maybe all the blood from a piranha movie is scaring the ghost.

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Townie Bar vs. City Club

One of the interesting delineations I'm seeing a lot here is those who prefer the smaller-town places versus those who are fans of the more Vegas-style clubs you see in the bigger cities. Seems like folks who are used…

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What can you get for $300

Today I was at a club talking to a dancer. Cute, probably about an 8. Anyway, unsolicited, she starts talking about giving a blow job in VIP. She mentioned 250 for the BJ. With house fee…

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Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe

Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Bieber If the "erratic" singer doesn't accept the offer to become a spokesperson for Hustler clubs, it's going to Charlie Sheen! Posted May 19th,…

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Intereting OT.

http://gizmodo.com/on-this-day-in-1899-the-first-speeding-arrest-happened-1579044541/+zacestrada

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"Dirtiest" Locations for Clubs

What do you think are the most extras-prevalent/"dirtiest" areas of the country for clubs to be in? e.g. where would it be relatively impossible for a stripper to make a living if she did not want to have sex for…

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I have an interview for a floor manager position, advice?

I have a interview at a gentlemen's club for a floor manager position. I have been to a couple of clubs a handful of times but never worked for one. I have years of hospitality management experience but want to…

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Hey Yoda

What kind of dick are you ? You kick TUSCL members off your site for copying and pasting, yet you're a member on this site? TUSCL has some cool female members, yet the girls on your site sound like stripper poles are…

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What makes a dancer a Fav?

For me, it's a combination* of Looks (duh) - Cute, slim, brunette, natural C-cups Dancing style - slow, sensual, intimate, hands-on Personality - Fun, flirty, chatty, sassy So how about you? *Goes without saying that she's not a ROB, bonus points if she seems to…

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Stripperweb girls venting

pretty funny https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192153-Letters-you-wish-you-could-send-to-customers-(vent-away)

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What kind of strip club did you meet your ATF at?

1)High mileage - extras readily available 2)Medium mileage - mutual groping but no extras 3)Low mileage - no touching It was a #2 for me.

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I wish I could....

We always keep seeing pictures of ugly strippers on here. Anyone else wish they could post a pic of their ATF but won't do so out of respect for privacy. My ATF (retired) is a near 10

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New Detroit Area Club?

I heard through the SC grapevine that the people who operate Penthouse Club in Detroit are opening another club. It is supposed to be called something like Fox Hole or Foxx Hole and will located in Troy, Michigan. Possible opening…

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From the SW Diaries - "is my body ready for stripping" (Photos included althoug

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?193098-Another-quot-is-my-body-ready-for-stripping-quot-thread

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You learn something new every day

Here is what I learned today. I was at the auto parts store in a small town. The dude at the auto store starts arguing with me about weather it is better to live in a small town or the…

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I'm still laughing at "The Pic"

you know...the one where a tiny piece of paper covers up most of the car? Haha...worst example of "proof" I've ever seen.

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Why do strippers care if you are married or in a relationship?

So, I am at a club and having a conversation with a stripper. After a few dances she asked me if I am married, even checks my hand for a ring. Then ask if I have a…

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having a significant other and p4p with strippers...

For those of you with significant others, why do you do p4p with strippers? Do you feel bad/guilty about it? I have a girlfriend. On again/off again. Very volatile relationship. Drug use. Physical violence a few times. Still, it contributes to…

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Stripper provides jail guards with X rated show.

MAY 20--A Florida strip club employee gave jail guards an X-rated show early yesterday after she was booked into custody for slapping a patrolman. While investigating the reported theft of an iPad, cops encountered Lakeisha Johnson at around 1:20 AM. The…

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MIckey's in Fayetteville NC busted for drugs

LUMBERTON, NC - Several NC agencies capped an undercover operation on Friday with a busts at a strip club in Fayetteville and other establishments in Robeson County and Cumberland County. The N.C. Department of Public Safety Alcohol Law Enforcement has requested…

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big natural tits and thin waist

Gentlemen, I am trying to find a stripper with big natural tits and a thin waist. The tits must be at least DD and very soft. Please let me know where to find her (club, name, schedule). Please include also…

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Only one night in Vegas...

Should I spend it at the Spearmint Rhino or Palomino?

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Only one night in Vegas...

Should I spend it at the Spearmint Rhino or Palomino?

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Stripping for College

I saw this on ABC's Nightline, early this morning: The G-String Scholarship: College Students Strip to Pay Tuition Costs (7:39) ​http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/college-students-strip-pay-tuition-costs/story?id=23782754 Seems like the girls interviewed have realistic expectations, but I would also like to hear dancers interviewed from less upscale clubs…

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Figured Out How to Pay Hookers for Sex! (Only Took Me 10 Years!)

Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years!

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Feel depressed leaving ATF

One year ago, I met my ATF, and since then had a bumpy journey. There were peaks and troughs, but I kept coming back to her. Recently I realized both of us are moving out of the city very soon,…

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Song length ... why cut them ?

I'm not much of an extras guy although I do partake every now and then – but I do like getting lots of good-mileage LDs. One of the things that has been pissing me off about many SCs lately is the…

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Latest StripClubHound Rant: Bad Management & Sicko Custies

Posted 5/19/14 http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=108a9d0f0bf22c21 "Online Reviews I have taken to consulting a relatively new strip club board called BonedIn. It is a very useful site because many of the clubs in the Southern California area post roll calls on it. As you may know,…

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Extras?

Sorry, new on here and I've noticed lots of talk about extras? I have to say I love a dancer with no limits. If I wanted extras....do you just ask? Do the girls expect that?

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Sounds like a stripper to me. :)

A 19-year-old woman was charged with threatening people with a knife early Monday in the parking lot of an Allentown strip club and then striking them with her car as she fled, according to court records. Brianna G. Fleming, of Yeadon,…

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Articles

I just noticed there are a few new articles posted for those interested.

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Richmond KY 2AMer.

RICHMOND, Ky. (WKYT) - At least one person is in the hospital after a shooting outside a strip club in Richmond. WKYT reached out to Richmond police for details on the shooting but police refused to give out any information. Witnesses…

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Eliminate the middleman?

A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM. Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN…

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I Fooled Around and Fell In Love

As a dancer I have had plenty of times where I have fooled around and fallen ... in love. Its shameful to admit, but in both drunken and sober moments I have found myself so turned on by the "lap…

The Economy of Strippers in Portland

Portland Oregon has over 50 strip clubs with clubs open any hour of the day, these businesses solely thrive on repeat customers and business is not tourist by nature. These repeat regular customers are donating over $1.5 million a month to the dancers of Portland. This figure is based on my low month average of $3000 in November 2013. We all know SOME dancers take in over $1000 a shift, and my personal best in 1 shift was $680. So the figures are ballpark lows but, at 50 clubs in Portland with 10 dancers per club earning about $3000/month the donations to these girls totals about $1,500,000. Most clubs have 20-40 girls and most dancers make higher monthly averages than…

Banging HK Lynn: an Exercise in Contrasts

Trip Report: HK Lynn from Guadalajara It was Sunday night (March 30th) and I had finally had my session with Marina the escort in my room at Hotel Velario. After the semi-GFE bang (see recent report), Marina mentioned her friend at HK who goes by Kendra. I got some good intel and decided to try and find her for some conversation and maybe more later that evening. I was told Kendra's shift was from 4pm-midnight, so I stopped by HK at about 7pm to seek her out. But try as I might, no luck whatsoever. So I went out for tacos (fantastic) and tours of AB (decent talent) and BT (no talent), then resumed my search at HK again w/ no positive…

Marrying an Escort

I am 57 years old and was on match.com where a 26 year old gal contacted me saying she liked my looks. I wasnt trolling for juveniles and suspected she was a prostitute looking for easy online hits and her profile included no picture. So I bit, sent her an email asking for her picture and when I got it said to myself, "yeah, right". She said she would like to meet me so I first made sure she knew I was more than twice her age and she said she always liked older men and I thought, "Well, you found one here!" We met and hit it off. She was smart, funny, beautiful black haired girl, slim…

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What do people in your state Google the most?

http://blog.estately.com/2014/05/you-can-learn-a-lot-about-america-from-each-states-internet-search-history/ I guess a lot of Georgians like big booties.

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RickyBoy is a Faggot Who is Gay

Title says it all. LOL!

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Offtopic: Stock trading, does anyone avoid the 3 day settlement rule?

By trading options or on margin? I'm just wondering. I made a few hundred today but now have to wait for my funds to settle.

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Dealing with the stripper boyfriend

So I have a recent favorite. She is a 9.5, and I've had fun times with her in the lapdance room. I've been dying to hit that pussy, so recently I texted her how I would fuck her good. She…

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Hotstuff with new pics!!

Meow!!!!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻 #1OfDetroitsFinest

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Is there a website that lists when and where a porn star is doing feature dancin

Some of the porn stars don't even have a list of where and when they are appearing on their website. Is there a website that lists where an when porn stars are feature dancing ?

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Shakira

I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip naked. Any of you perverts like…

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ENTP - Erect nipples thru pasties

So I was getting some dances from my new day girl. She has nice, natural.C cups that I enjoy groping, er, I mean, gently caressing. Unfortunately, being VA, she has to wear those horrid pasties, so no real…

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Hit Up For Money

I don't normally exchange contact details with dancers, but I found one at Follies the last time I was there who I thought might make sense to reach out to from time to time. So, I gave her my throwaway…

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Proof of my rich playboy lifestyle!

So apparently some of you jealous losers (who aren't slowly succumbing to drug addiction) don't believe that my lifestyle is true, well I got some more pictures to prove everything I say! My McDonalds: http://tinypic.com/r/6zucl3/8 My palatial estate: http://tinypic.com/r/t8702c/8 “Crashpad” with security:…

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What If: I get pregnant conversation

Have you had conversation with your ATF/CF about her getting pregnant? We had this conversation about ditching the latex and simply go bare. It didn't go well because she opened up the topic of her getting pregnant. She said, she easily…

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Nothing but troll shit today..

I'll go watch reruns on TV.

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Big brother pisses me off.

ATLANTA — First businesses, now customers are suing the city of Sandy Springs over an ordinance that requires people to have a prescription, or a medical or scientific reason, to buy a sexual device. Melissa Davenport and her attorney, Gerry Weber,…

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for real?

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/25541737/32-year-old-houston-man-sues-stripper

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pic of my ferrari

Since everyone here seems so hell bent on insisting I'm a fake, I wrote LMN TUSCL and put it next to my ferrari 612 and took a pic. Http://i60.tinypic.com/nayp2.jpg

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LDK

Dookeys mom made me ldk last night. She gave one hell of a dance

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self destruction: coming to terms

Saturday night I thought I was going to have a heart attack. It felt this painful tightness in my chest and severe pounding in my head behind my eyes. I couldn't breathe. My nose was gushing blood. I was stumbling…

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NFL Player Ordered to Pay $150,000 Lap Dance Bill to Strip Club. Eat you heart o

A story made the rounds last week here locally in Houston about a 32-year-old Houston man who was suing a stripper for thousands of dollars that he reportedly loaned her. Apparently, there was a miscommunication between the two as to whether…