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Another Review From A Lady

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=396236 Check it out people.

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OT:Noah

Just saw a commercial for this flick. Is anybody really interested in watching this movie? What I really want to know that nobody could tell me is this-Did Noah have Kangaroos on the Ark? Or does Yaweh…

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Why do most strippers

Have mixed race offspring in South Carolina? Is it a "Fuck you Daddy thing?"

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And they're off! 25 Cheetahs Strippers sue the SDPD

Some follow-up on a past post: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Exotic-Dancers-File-Civil-Rights-Suit-Against-SDPD-252033691.html With stripper video goodness ("I got my picture taken from at least my knees upwards...I was half dressed and I felt kinda violated...and,like, I, my rights were not there.")

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Presence of Big Girls Dancing outside City Center Clubs

I always thought of myself as a "big" girl being that I average between size 8 and 10 and am only 5 ft 2. When I am at the club I never hear complaints about my figure. Lately I have…

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Oklahoma City

I'll be in the OKC the rest of the week for work. Having never been to any of the clubs in this city, could you please point me in the direction of the best clubs? I will be buggin out…

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What actresses would play your ATF?

I kept thinking about the stripper cards discussion, how people wanted to post pics of their ATF but couldn't, how our 1-10 scales are unique, and how dancinggal said she looks like a cross between Katy Perry + Selena Gomez…

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Just a Few Drinks

How often for you is it to go to the club just for a few drinks and to enjoy the stage show and maybe the company of a few dancers

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Strip clubs say broader city regulations would be onerous

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/city_of_waco/strip-clubs-say-broader-city-regulations-would-be-onerous/article_2b73626b-cab6-5e34-8a79-cc4181319c73.html "About 20 people, not counting city officials, turned up for a public meeting on the proposed ordinance. Many delivered pointed criticisms of the ordinance" Good push back!

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Advice for an Austin, TX strip club

I will be in Austin next week staying by the convention center. I was hoping I could get some advice on a good strip club to visit during my stay. I will be in town Sunday and leaving Thursday. Not…

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If you could script it; your best/fantasy experience would be?

i was thnking about this recently at a club. I always seem to leave a club disappointed. No matter how it goes, I aways leave wishing something more would have happened. So I asked myself, "What would…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Stopped into Southern Exposure about 10...

Stopped into Southern Exposure about 10 PM on a Saturday evening. The place is very nice and filled with a lot of very pretty girls many of whom you will pass at the bar on your…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

The Admiral never ceases to please....

The Admiral never ceases to please. You have to go in knowing what you're in for. Dances are pretty much no touch in the main room. The private 3/$75 dances have a…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Fillies is a fun almost neighborhood...

Fillies is a fun almost neighborhood type club with a nice atmosphere, lots of pretty girls in a cozy atmosphere. The 10 dollar lap dances right in the main room are fun and seem to ensure…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Really great place to go!!! I...

Really great place to go!!! I came here last Friday and absolutely loved it. It's very chill place. Not that packed with people. Everyone keeps to themselves. There's no jerks…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in the Chicagoland area for looks and atmosphere for sure. But there are many drawbacks. It is a mandatory valet Tuesday through Saturday. Admission ranges from…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Let me start by saying this...

Let me start by saying this place is huge. As you walk up the size of the place looks like a Costco or another type of warehouse. Once you get inside it is not an…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Eufaula, Oklahoma

Stopped by last week with a...

Stopped by last week with a couple friends its nothing fancy but the girls were pretty cute they did try to keep a little distance from the customers overall it is decent compared to other…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

I actually worked here for a...

I actually worked here for a bit. The atmosphere is super friendly. The girls are decent, some not so much. But for the most part they were hot. There's quite a few that get up…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Was surprised by my visit at...

Was surprised by my visit at the Dollhouse. The layout is the same but there have been many improvements since my last visit. As the others have mention it is much cleaner and they had…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

On my drive from southern Indiana...

On my drive from southern Indiana to Columbus Ohio, I stopped back by Concepts on a Wednesday afternoon after being away for over a year. I had an ATF from here and we had been…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

Place was very busy on this...

Place was very busy on this Saturday night with all three stages being used. Typical Stars layout with a public private dance ($20 I think) area and then also a little more secluded VIP…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went to Flashdancers in NYC on...

Went to Flashdancers in NYC on a boozy Wednesday night on the town. Was seated by the host to the right of the stage. Pretty nice looking club, dancers were a mix of…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

First of all, there are better...

First of all, there are better clubs to go to in the city. Not too far of a drive is Deja Vu, and downtown has PTs. I know that when I came here…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This place is pretty awesome! I...

This place is pretty awesome! I walked in on a Friday afternoon, had the day off. Just got my tax return and was like shit, I'm going to spend it on some fine honey. So…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

Been awhile since I visited the...

Been awhile since I visited the barrel - or any club really. This was my first visit since the rennovation. The club is certainly cleaner - years of grime given a fresh…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Went hear about a month ago....

Went hear about a month ago. It was a pretty decent spot with good looking girla. Gave more of a night club vibe (have to approach girls and outside dances). It's also a…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

I visited last Friday because the...

I visited last Friday because the Black clubs, Pink Slip and Bottoms up, were too crowded. This is a nice club, a little above average. Mostly white dancers, with two Black dancers present.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I was in Jax on business...

I was in Jax on business and had some time to kill in the late afternoon before a dinner meeting so decided to check out this place. Relatively close to my hotel downtown. They were…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I was here visiting my brother....

I was here visiting my brother. He was tied up one afternoon and suggested I try this place which he likes. He doesn't travel much from this area. I was there on a weekday afternoon.…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

I stopped in at Senorita's last...

I stopped in at Senorita's last Wednesday, liked to never found a place to park! Was worth the search though! There were only 2 girls working in the early afternoon but I had a very…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

I worked here for a few...

I worked here for a few months while I was nearby at graduate school. It was my first time dancing and thought I'd give it a try. This was mostly the reason I let things…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The quality of this club is...

The quality of this club is decreasing as is the value. The changes made to the club increasing dance prices and reducing privacy for CRs is a major turn off to long time…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Well I fell off the wagon...

Well I fell off the wagon after three weeks and hit my favorite club. A few newbies here a couple of nice, spinners and my old favorites. The dance quality has not changed but the…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

It was my first time to...

It was my first time to this club, and it was great. I watched a few stage shows before getting a lapdance, and the lapdance prices were very good before 10 pm with their…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Was on the red-eye out of...

Was on the red-eye out of LAX so I decided to stop in to the closest club for a few hours before going to the sky club. This was 7PM and the club was rather…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

First time at cheeks since i...

First time at cheeks since i happened to be in the area at the right time. Took me a second to figure out which side of the building the frontdoor was on,but i blame that…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Walked around the taj and eventually...

Walked around the taj and eventually saw signs hanging from the ceiling pointing me towards some escalators. take them up one floor and you come to the entrance, well dressed security guy checks id's…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

Obviously this club is located in...

Obviously this club is located in BFE SD. It is one of possibly a dozen businesses in their downtown area. My trip happened to be on a snowy, stormy day so this place and the…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

I've reviewed this club before. This...

I've reviewed this club before. This is one of my favorite clubs and each time I go, I literally have a different experience. Sometimes, it's weak and I leave after 20 mins. Other times, I'm…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

In the area again and it...

In the area again and it was dead as usual. I know it was early but w/location it would seem one would see more activity. Other more remote clubs are more lively, it seems. Hard…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I've been here 3 times since...

I've been here 3 times since the renovation. The club looks better, but the girls are not nearly as hot as the girls they had prior to the renovation. I keep going back thinking maybe…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

An unusual day for me to...

An unusual day for me to be at the Vu. Working were: Tristen, tall and thin with small breast Ashton, medium height blonde with small breast Destiny, very short dark hair with small/medium breast and great…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Okay, let's be very honest here....

Okay, let's be very honest here. I wanted to find a place where I could take three young (21-22 yr olds) guys to experience their first gentlemen's club while in Vegas. I did…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

I stopped in with a friend...

I stopped in with a friend after work at about 5pm on a Thursday. The club is a bit off of the grid due to it's location, but it has more of a bar feel…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Favorite club in AC but that...

Favorite club in AC but that isn't really saying much as it's not really a SC haven. Had to stop, being in town gambling, if only being nostalgic. Been coming here since 90's when there…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Used to be a pretty good...

Used to be a pretty good gig when I used to visit MB area since 90's. Not so any more. Whole area has turned into a vulturous money pit. What used to be nice0priced hotels,…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

I was in Louisville for business...

I was in Louisville for business and ended up being done right about the time PT's opened. I was the first guy there. Within about 5 minutes they had their first dancer on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by Bogarts while on a...

Stopped by Bogarts while on a business trip to the Detroit area. I was here a few months ago and decided to stop back again. Of course in a few months really nothing…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Was driving down 81 and quick...

Was driving down 81 and quick phone search for strip clubs close to the highway yielded Taboo. I believe there are a few others in the area as well but I only hit this one.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Visited on a Sunday night. Pull...

Visited on a Sunday night. Pull through the valet parking area for free self parking in the lot. I was surprised the girl working the door didn't charge me a cover, maybe no entry fee…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

I went to Beach Girls several...

I went to Beach Girls several months ago and had so much fun then that I vowed to someday go back. So last night I did. The cover fee is only $10 and for an…

Starz

Gardena, California

Came in on a Thursday night....

Came in on a Thursday night. I heard they do an Amateur night, so I wanted to check that out. The amateurs were exactly that, but the regular dancers were A1. There was the hot…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I was in town just for...

I was in town just for a couple of days and decided to follow the recommendations from other reviewers $10 for admission and $8 for bottled water gets you to sit around the stage. The…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Stopped at TNT on a Thursday...

Stopped at TNT on a Thursday evening. Drove buy the place prior but was not open. Returned in the evening, the muscle greeted me on entry with a positive attitude and made my way to…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

ROB alert!!! Went to the Caddy...

ROB alert!!! Went to the Caddy for the first time in a long time and will probably be my last. First had a dance with a young blonde...it was alright, nothing to write home…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Was on my way to TNT...

Was on my way to TNT and missed the turn so ended up at Hardware store. It is a rural country bar place. Most of the girls are the typical farm girl build. Though…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I was driving through Harrisburg on...

I was driving through Harrisburg on a rainy evening last August on my way to visit a sick relative, and was in need of a break from the road. I saw a classy billboard…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Golf trip to Innisbrook so we...

Golf trip to Innisbrook so we decided to check out Ybor Strip. We got there and there were about a dozen girls working. They were not real pushy for the most part but there were…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

My buddy and I finally made...

My buddy and I finally made a much over due return trip to the hugger in January for a celebration of his birthday. We arrived around 2pm Friday afternoon and stayed until 10pm that night.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Parking is free, no valet avalible....

Parking is free, no valet avalible. Cover is $5, drinks are normal for a strip club, entrence to the VIP room is $10, and dances are $20 except on $10 Tuesdays. Good choices of girls…

Ace of Spades

Barberton, Ohio

I was out with the boys...

I was out with the boys so why not do a titty club ? Right so we did. I tell you what the cold ones was cold and hit the spot just right. Girls average…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Went down to Daytona to celebrate...

Went down to Daytona to celebrate my boss'son 18th bday. This was the second club we visited and the nicest of the night. So areas of the stage get less attention. But the girls come…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

No need to describe the physical...

No need to describe the physical layout of the club since it has already been discussed. Went here on a Thursday night late after visiting another club. Only knock about Booby Trap is the price…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

In Charlotte traveling for business &...

In Charlotte traveling for business & never visited a club in the area. Wanted to try Onxy later in the evening, but did not get a chance. This place ended up being above…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Went to Extasy on Thursday. As...

Went to Extasy on Thursday. As far as eye candy, Extasy is the 2nd-3rd best club in PG County. Haven't been here in a year. $22 to get in and BYOL. Alot of new girls…

Bar Gau Gau

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

Was in RP for a wknd...

Was in RP for a wknd of fun about 3 weeks ago this wasn't a busy spring break wknd and wasn't a whole lot of other events in town so it was pretty slow which…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

It's nice to be back in...

It's nice to be back in West virgina. But this godivas is nothing like the fun in south Carolina lol...no touch rules are in this place but don't get me wrong fun can be had.…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

When I was at the Tacoma...

When I was at the Tacoma Deja Vu, there was only one stage running and it was already getting late in the evening, so I realized right away that things were off to a slow…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

The Basics: No Cover day of visit Beers...

The Basics: No Cover day of visit Beers for $4.50 The Pumptown Tavern is one room neighborhood titty bar, about 30x45 feet in size, with a square bar surrounding a smallish one-pole main stage. Towards the back…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Basics: No Cover day of visit Beers...

The Basics: No Cover day of visit Beers for $4.50 This club is TINY! It’s located in a small strip mall by a Chinese Take-out. It’s about the width of a row home but not nearly…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Arrived here after midnight on a...

Arrived here after midnight on a saturday night. The door man was friendly and waived all three of our admission fees when he saw that my friend had a military ID. The girls…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This is the place to be...

This is the place to be if you are looking for good mileage. You can compare this with the famous hiphugger in Kokomo. I usually go on Sundays when the admission is free before 8.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

As much as I love me...

As much as I love me the good 'ol Acrop, I'm seeing a drop in quality of the dancers on my last couple of visits. Maybe some of the quality rotates in for the Fri/Sat…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Had an overnight layover in Houston...

Had an overnight layover in Houston so decided to try a few clubs out. Went here based on proximity to my hotel. There is a metal detector at the front door, which usually isn't a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Stopped by for lunch on a...

Stopped by for lunch on a Friday. Not a bad lineup for taht time of day even if its a friday. Food was good enough and pretty reasonable. Not alot of customers…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Don't come here by Taxi, otherwise...

Don't come here by Taxi, otherwise you'll have to pay the ridiculous cover charge. If you take their Limo, you can get by with a $7 cover for the unlimited drinks. Anyhow, I'm a fan…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Club description has been discussed many...

Club description has been discussed many many times. Club leaves a lot to be desired visually on exterior and interior. I only saw 4 girls working, Cheyenne, Kayla, Bella, and Reese. I did not see…

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, South Dakota

I wandered in here after a...

I wandered in here after a long day to grab a beer and enjoy the scenery. It's a pretty basic bar, with pool tables, darts and some video slot machines. There was no dj -…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Went in on a whim had...

Went in on a whim had been considering one of the spas nearby but glad I chose Locomotion. At 6pm on a Tuesday there were probably 12 girls, most of them 8 or better…

Satin Dolls

Boise, Idaho

I went back to this club...

I went back to this club for the first time in several years (used to be Night Moves). There was an $8 cover, which seems a little steep (not used to paying a cover in…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went to visions this past...

I went to visions this past Saturday night, about 7 pm. I was very surprised at how uncrowded it was. One of the dancers I spoke with explained that it doesn't start getting crowded until…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Nice girls, many students working there,...

Nice girls, many students working there, super-hot dances. A very good place to spend the night in Urbana. A girl named Nikki was very good, she knew how to dance and make be very horny! Alcohol is cheap…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I have visited this club a...

I have visited this club a few times the last 2 years owing to business trips to the Niagara area. I always found the atmosphere to be very good, especially when there are not a lot…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Went in on a whim had...

Went in on a whim had been considering one of the spas nearby but glad I chose Locomotion. At 6pm on a Tuesday there were probably 12 girls, most of them 8 or better…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

My wife and I visited OZ...

My wife and I visited OZ last Sat. night - it was Couples Night and we got in with no cover. After visiting a few SC's in the area we are in love with…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in last night while...

I stopped in last night while I was in Vegas. The club is located in what feels like an industrial part of town (i.e. a road named Industrial). The interior is nice, however I was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in for their St Patty...

Stopped in for their St Patty party last week. Not anything different going on here other than some of the girls were decked out in green. The place is my favorite in Jersey but it…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

I stopped by this club a...

I stopped by this club a few months ago. It was a repeat visit. I had been there about a year before, and the club is exactly the same. There is a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This was my 1st visit to...

This was my 1st visit to the Coliseum, and I was very impressed. I'm used to the Bogart's type of girls. Every one there was top notch attractive. I was there around 3:00 so there…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Ok so if you have read...

Ok so if you have read my reviews you know the club looks bad on the outside and the inside!! But the girls do look pretty good and the prices are cheap for drinks! I…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

As you have probably read a...

As you have probably read a dozen times this place is really, really dark. Went there on a Tuesday night after having tried another club in town. The girls there were not all that friendly…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went back to Tootsies on Wednesday...

Went back to Tootsies on Wednesday at about 2. There weren't too many cars in the parking lot and there was no cover charge. There were probably about 25+ dancers that were just standing around…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

First time back at PP since...

First time back at PP since late December. Arrived around 4:30 but had to head out unexpectedly after about 20 minutes. I asked if I could come back and was given a voucher…

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Strip joint in Pomona, ca

Has the ugliest, grossest fat girls I have ever seen. Wow. They have no hiring standards. I wish you guys could see this right now. These girls are like 5's. Even spotted a 4

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Advice needed for Atlanta Clubs this week

I am in the Atlanta area this week for work. Having never been to any of the clubs in this city, could you please point me in the direction of the best clubs? I will be here only during the…

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What do y'all think

A good friend of mine went to Lady Godivas gentlemen's club in Greenville, SC yesterday .He told me when he got there he got a fantasy dance from a black girl. She told him what was on the menu. he…

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Rick's Cabaret To Bring Mega Adult Club To Chicago Market With Acquisition Of Cl

LMAO. They paid 11mm for a club in Harvey, IL., and now they intend to turn it into a Tootsies mega club. In Harvey, which is at least a good 25-30 minutes south of Chicago and for a…

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Would you have told her

From a recent review: “… Saw a stuuning Latin chick going by Wendy. Drop dead freaking gorgeous. I knew my plans for the evening were set. Got a side of the stage dance with mileage but the skanky odor was almost…

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Dancers as commissioned sales employees?

"Club is still fun but big changes coming soon. Dancers are now being treated as commissioned sales employees. They will be punching in by fingerprint scanner and getting a check at end of week for difference between dances sold, and…

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Other Hobbies

As 1/2 of a childless by choice couple I/we have a lot of free time so we both have a large number of pursuits outside of work. Mine in no particular order are Skiing, Poker, Golf, 420, Fine wine,…

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Clubbing with a female TUSCLer

The topic of who you would club with got me thinking. Who has clubbed with a female TUSCLer? There are not and have not been many possibility in my 14.5 years here. I can think of three I have and…

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Houston again.

HOUSTON - Investigators are looking for a gunman after a fight at a strip club early Monday morning, police said. Houston police said just after 3 a.m., a fight broke out between two groups of men at Chic's strip club…

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The ten scale

http://www.returnofkings.com/16258/debating-the-mighty-1-to-10-scale Where are you on the scale? Your favorite dancer?

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Continuum

As a fan of cool science fiction I'm going to point my pervo brothers to photos of the hot Rachel Nichols (different from the ESPN Rachel Nichols) http://itr2010.org/category/rachel-nichols/ Blonde in these, which is unfortunate since she I hotter as a redhead (only…

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Dancer reviews

http://www.zbone.com/forums/11/dancer-reviews You're welcome.

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I got hired

So I don't think I should write a review on the club in the reviews because I did technically dance there , even if only for two songs, but I thought Id share with you guys what happened at my…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

So I decided to do another...

So I decided to do another TOFTT review since this club didn't have any info. I usually don't like to go somewhere blind but hey I've gotten a lot of info here so I figured…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

I went back to do another...

I went back to do another Topeka club crawl in the 2nd week of January, and couldn't resist stopping at Sasnak first before heading south. As I and others have noted before, the club is…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I stopped by Players Club on...

I stopped by Players Club on Thursday. I had my first ever lapdance with Bria and she did not disappoint. She was very aggressive and straightforward and certainly got the job done. Autumn was looking…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Very nice strip club but I...

Very nice strip club but I don't know whether that's because it's a new building or it was that nice before. There's 7 stages I think but only 2 or 3 were in use until…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

This review is for my second...

This review is for my second visit here - first time around was with buddies for my bday, but this time was just because I was bored. Both times I've been here there was a…

Queens Cabaret of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

i think this club is still...

i think this club is still trying to get over a death that happened so they changed the name and music. I went to audition at this club on a tuesday after 10:30 and there…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I was working in Columbus Wednesday...

I was working in Columbus Wednesday through Friday this past week and had a chance to check out some clubs that I had never been to Wednesday night. I decided to check out Kahoots at…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Best Value in Charlotte! I...

Best Value in Charlotte! I took the wife and another couple. We got there around 9 and there were only a few other people in the joint. $10 cover was reasonably priced.…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

My first visit to Ft Myers...

My first visit to Ft Myers clubs and I started at Babes. Wow. Not a good experience. Sunday around 8 pm, 5 dollar cover, five dollar for a mixed drink. There were about 7 dancers…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

This place is small. It has...

This place is small. It has a great east side location, very central -- being bikeable/low cab-fare for much of inner Portland. It's only blocks away from some of the absolute best dining in Portland…

Club Lace Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Odd location, seems to cater to...

Odd location, seems to cater to industrial crowd around there. Seemed more seedy than mainstream joints, and much more silicone than I like to see. Didn't really feel safe parking car for long, and didn't…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wow...This was really one of the...

Wow...This was really one of the finest strip club in Las Vegas. Very good girls, fine atmosphere and busiest strip club. If you are in Vegas, definitely you should visit this place. We eight friends…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

After a very disappointing stop at...

After a very disappointing stop at Babes, I headed to Scarlrtt's to sample what some have said is the best club in RSW. Mixed bag for me tonight. When I arrived, there were about 7…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Not sure when they remodeled, but...

Not sure when they remodeled, but it has a better look now. Only problem is if you sit in the middle seats, it limits the view to the center of the theater; you…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I hadn't been over here in...

I hadn't been over here in a while so I decided to stop by. There were about 4 girls I could see that were working but no one was dancing on stage. After about an…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Sutra was the second club we...

Sutra was the second club we went to during our Montreal excursion. In a vacuum, it may not have been too bad, but in comparison to a couple of the other local establishments, it…

Double D Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been to OKC a few...

I've been to OKC a few times but had never visited the Double D. I've been to Night Trips by the Saddleback Best Western before when driving through. The afternoon I visited was a Sunday,…

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You can only choose one

If you had the choice to go clubbing with only one TUSCLer, who would it be and why? This is tough for me because I've built great connections with a lot of you TUSCLers, there is no wrong answer. I'm gonna…

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question on how to break it off with a provider

So maybe you've been seeing this dancer/provider for a few years now...you know its time break it off but its hard to due to how comfortable you have gotten with each other so its just easier to call her up…

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I think I've figured out who the Juiceman REALLY is!

Check out http://vimeo.com/11367919 I'm just askin' my fellow pervoids to me what y'all thank.

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Policeman awarded half a MILLION in sexual harassment suit after 'his female bos

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587142/Policeman-awarded-567-000-sexual-harassment-suit.html I think that I would motor boat her for half a mil. :)

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Life is good today...

The thirty-six-looks-like-twenty-six year old married mother of three that I've been chasing for six months *finally* agreed to see me outside the club. Worth every second of the wait. And when she left, she wouldn't take the money. Because…

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Double trouble in Houston.

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Police say one person is dead after someone opened fire last night at a southwest Houston strip club. It happened at the Eclipse Gentleman's Club on South Gessner. Police say the deceased is the only person…

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FinDom

A stripper I know hasn't been dancing much lately. Then she revealed on Facebook that she is making good money as a findom (or FinDom). I had no idea what that was, and had to look up the…

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Anyone ever met a dance who had their breast implant blow up on them?

In the make out post, I mentioned a girl who let me kiss both her lips. Anyway, I hadn't seen her for 5 years, but she came back to my favorite club after some time away, and one of…

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Gun battle erupts at Waterbury strip club

WATERBURY,CT — More than two dozen gunshots were fired early Saturday morning in the parking lot of Pandora's Cabaret, a strip club on Washington Avenue, in one of the largest-scale shootings in the city's history. "In my 23-year career, I can't…

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OT:Check marks On The Chalkboard

When I was a kid growing up, they use to put your name on the chalkboard. If you were extra special like me, you not only got your name on the chalkboard, you got check marks. Anybody else…

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Strip club manager is a dick...

So I'm on the search for a new club, one that allows a lot of flexibility in my schedule. I called Rio Gentlemen club and asked to speak to a manager to ask some questions. I was transferred to "Eddie"…

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Auditioning at a new club tonight.

Im sick of everyone at my club so I'm moving to a new club near LA. Wish me luck!

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Dumb ass should have asked one of the dancers. :)

A Daytona Beach City Commissioner received a trespass warning from an adult entertainment club after threatening city action if a female server didn't have sex with him, the Daytona Beach News Journal is reporting. The owner of Club Topic on International…

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Davenport 2AMer

A man was fatally stabbed in the parking lot of a Davenport strip club early Saturday morning, according to police. Davenport Police officers were called to The Chorus Line, 4128 Brady St. about 3:50 a.m., and discovered the man, who hasn't…

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OT: Breaking Bad and The Walking DeadI

I was just thinking that Breaking Bad was the best thing I ever saw on TV. Especially the last episode. Especially the machine gun in the trunk scene. And the Badfinger song at the end. Meanwhile The Walking Dead is turning…

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The final Ukraine dance

Starts about the 3:20 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHB7Y3O2Ow

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Pole dance

Opps, make that Ukraine dance. Starts about the 2:30 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTlTKLas_o

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Can I be Beguiled?

I was planning to stay home this Saturday, reading and cooking a good dinner. Then a stripper texted me this morning: Stripper: Hi sweetheart Hope you can come in and play with my boobies! Me: I'm sorry, baby.…

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But it would be banning the future strippers of America!

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/03/22/pull-plug-on-naked-twitter-teens/?intcmp=features Next Slide Previous Slide High school students from across Nassau and Suffolk counties in New York have been posting explicit photos of themselves, sometimes naked, sometimes drunk and sometimes touching each other intimately on a Twitter feed called @LIPartyStories. One now-infamous…

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Off topic my experience checking out smart phone plan service

I went to Verizon. On my original iPad the entire site is annoying fixed in screen size. I was squinting to read all the small text. The site is not set up to take advantage of the…

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21Mar2014 Clubbing

Around 5:00PM I was at the east side of Portland in one of dives eating steak and drinking PBR. The food was definitely good but dancer selection of about 6 to 9 dancers with about two three noticeable pretty looking…

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Tuscl the movie.

Ever wondered what it would be like if TUSCL was made into a movie? I just wrote a short, starring Dougster, Jester, & Shadowcat. It also has a really good sex scene & some violence, plus the final showdown between Staxwell…

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Native American dancers

I have only run into 3 or 4 in GA & SC and all have been partly of Cherokee decent. They all did provide good dances. What is your experience with them?

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As Dumb as a Blonde Stripper?

Anyone watching SF Austin vs VCU How do you foul on a 3-point shot attempt when you're up by 4 and 3 seconds left???? LMFAO

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Stick figures

Okay, it must be way too long since I had some action. The bald, androgynous figures in the ads before you log in on this site are starting to get me aroused. It might be the repetitive, piston-like…

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Standing your ground against a ROB

From a recent review: Went to this club for my bachelors party as MV is my favorite strip club given the hotness of the girls and full contact encouraged for between $20-$30 a song which is negotiable if you get more…

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Highlight new clubs?

I've suggested a few new clubs to tuscl (not updated yet) and reckon it would be cool if when new clubs get listed they get highlighted somehow - thoughts?

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ATF question.

This may have been asked and answered, but I don't recall. Does an ATF have to be an active dancer? Why did you say "yes" or "no"?

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Which First Lady to bang?

Michelle Obama or Peng Liyuan? I believe everyone knows my choice.

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Rip-Off Clubs

A couple got ripped off for $1,200 in Las Vegas club. See: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=211520 In my club-going experience, I've ​learned to recognize rip-off clubs. Generally, I think of them as tourist trap clubs. Those are likely to be found in downtown…

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guns guns guns

All this anti gun talk and he is threatening everyone with a gun...he says I am WAITING...with a 9 9mm? Alucard's Profile June 2002  March 2014  Send Alucard a Private Message  Prop Alucard    0           Sticks and Stones...... I am WAITING........With a...9.. ;) 

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smacking your dick on your provider

How many of us like to slap your Dick on her pussy, mouth, Ass or just let her smack it with her hands before you put it In one of her love holes ?

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4 New Articles

I know that us perverts get caught up in the discussions but don't forget to read the articles.

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Alutard's Faggotry

Even worse than RickyBoy's!

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Hawaii law lets police have sex with prostitutes

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/03/21/4008582/hawaii-law-lets-police-have-sex.html Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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spelling

Someone says I cant spell but he coouldnt either

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Clink!

Clink goes the door. Do you know any dancers in jail? Could be a great "Reality" TV show.

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then why is it not on your profile any more?

Date Sent: 03/21/14 5:07 AM To : crazyjoe  From : Alucard  Subject: %%%%%%%%%)) (@#$_=)%%'£¥¢®>>¦\{ Message: Never. 

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Do you think whoever wrote this should be embarrassed?

I'm a 59.4052 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course…

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Make Out Session

It's been a damn long time since I've had a make out session with a dancer. For some reason I really want that tonight. I guess I'm going to the strip club tonight to find a stripper who will shove…

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Juicebox69

In his honour and memory let's all prop ourselves

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New laws and Raids

Louisville Kentucky police are cracking down on law violations by clubs and dancers such as Bottoms up for soliciting patrons. With clubs allowing almost anyone to dance and charging outrageous prices it is harder and harder for girls to take…

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P System Rapscallions... Continued

Continuing Rapscallions: A. Dougster - Dull B. ime - Unoriginal C. crazyjoe -? Their carpet bombing blunted, and defused, [Sarcasm] alas and alack! [Sarcasm]

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Take It Off!

"Take it off, take it off," cries a voice from the rear "Take it off, take it off," why that's all that you hear But she's always a lady, even in pantomime, So she stops....but always just in time! …

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taking my damn time

I like to club on a game plain and I like to control the clock. So I keep to 1 drink, 2 dances and $10 in tips per hour only Am I the only one or is their others ?

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M.O.B.

Money over bitches is what I preach and practise Mother fuck does ho's I don't give a mother fuck !

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how much is to much for a drank

I love paying $1-3 for a club drank...I'm OK with $5 but not happy but I will never pay $10 for one drank and it seams that's all these bitches want to order is $10 dranks wtf ? I tell…

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Talk about horse shit news articles...

What are the startup costs of becoming a stripper? March 20, 2014 The Examiner investigated how much strippers make by visiting several Chicago land strip clubs. All had female “dancers”. Out of that article came additional interesting information about…

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yo mama jokes

You think your bad because your mama has hairy teeth

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Asain dancers in Detroit

Where is the best place to find Asian dancers in Detroit? After searching the reviews is seems like is be more likely to find a unicorn than an Asian stripper in Detroit.

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Xposed strip club manager elected to Canoga Park Neighborhood Council

http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20140319/xposed-strip-club-manager-elected-to-canoga-park-neighborhood-council I'm glad that the prejudice against strip club managers has been overcome. How long will it be until we see the first strip club manager elected President?

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Cash and Carry

"Everyone" knows you should only use cash in the club, right? Looking to club tonite, so checking my cash reserves. At a minimum I like to carry: $20 in $1's for stage tips* (jacket pocket) $50 in $5's/$10's for drinks,…

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Happy Vernal Equinox

First day of spring, gang! It's been a long, hard winter. Planning to visit the club tonight to make up for the St. Patty's day debacle.

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Not a 2 amer

What have you seen outside a club that could have been a 2 amer but wasnt. One time I saw this guy outside that was all kinds of fucked up on who knows what. Not alcohol. He was saying all kinds…

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Reading Reviews

When reading reviews what key information are you honestly looking 4 ?

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Couple friendly VIPs in New York?

My bisexual wife and I went to one strip club in Atlanta and had a great time, but we (very recently) live in New York, where everything is expensive, smaller, and seemingly not as good. I've read as many reviews…

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Full sex or Blow job ?

If you must choice for ITC sex witch is it ?

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Foreign Pussy ?

What do you guys think about foreign *born* (and preferably raised) dancers? IME; more often than not these dancers come across as chill; feminine; and a bit submissive. IME – I've also tended to get very good mileage dances from them. I mention…

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Another dancer review

I thought it had some interesting insight and some funny lines – this gal expresses herself like a guy in attitude which is kind of endearing in my PL mind. “…I heard that they had cleaned house and fired all the…

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Strip Club Etiquette: Real Advice From Real Dancers

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2014/03/19/strip-club-advice-memes/

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A honest review by a dancer

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=211338

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high mileage clubs near Hartford ct

I'll be in Hartford for a week on business and will be looking to unwind at a welcoming club once or twice while I'm there. just me, not entertaining anyone. Looking for high mileage LDs or PSs, with two way…

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ATF exclusive

When you're at the club with your ATF, do any of you only get dances with your ATF? I've been doing this, but at the club she works there's like 5 other hot dancers I wanna get dances with. I think…

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9 Annoying Things Strippers Do

1. Being pushy 2. Horrible perfume 3. Won't stop talking during lab dances 4. Taking forever to make it to you for a tip 5. Assuming you're buying them drinks 6. Complaining about the other girls 7. Too few moves in a lap dance 8. Talking about…

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Chicagoland

Ok so I find myself headed to the chicago area and have just one free evening. Where to go ?? And why Skybox Club O Arnies Thanks J

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Putting Backpage On Front Street

I happened to fins myself sipping coffee and wasting time on Backpage. As I perused the escort section, I saw one too many providers providing false pictures as themselves. They say that the pics are 100% real-that is…

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19Mar2014 Clubbing

Here's another night of fun. Was texting with three friends (dancers) all of them in some degree were very chatty and they kept me me occupied all night. While I was into that, I had to stop by a SC which I…

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Im Back !

So how the hell have you guys been ?

Breasts

Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your hearse Breasts are a pleasure Breasts are a pain I've left with a smile But also a sprain Breasts are delightful Breasts are divine I find they pair great With a glass of red wine Breasts are enchanted Breasts are hypnotic Breasts are my favorite Form of narcotic Breasts get me horny Breasts get me hard I prefer the skin smooth But I'll still lick them scarred Breasts are a weapon This I conclude Covered up well Or well out in the nude Breasts are exciting They're quite out of sight They're all that I ponder Morning and Night.

How to bag a stripper (part 2)

This is part 2 to the classic part 1. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15662 In all seriousness, part 1 had some good points, but there were also some bad points. I wasn't nearly as experienced at bagging strippers as I am now. When I first started started strip clubbing I wasn't interested in trying to take a stripper home, I would just get dances and go home. However, I saw a lot on people on TUSCL saying bagging a stripper for free is pretty much impossible, and anyone that knows me knows I love challenges. So I challenged myself to pick up some strippers. As of now I have bagged somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-15 strippers for free. I obviously have struck out a whole…

How tuscl.net Helped me try Strip Clubs

It took me a long time to finally go to a strip club. After seeing the outside of a strip club on a family trip to San Francisco at age 15 (a stripper was standing at the outside of the club door) I have long wanted to check out a club. It became a fantasy of mine. Perhaps because of my religious upbringing, perhaps because I was nervous to be seen going to one in the conservative state of Utah, I never went. Over the years the desire faded. Then, about a year ago I drove by a strip club on the outskirts of town. I never knew it was there, but suddenly I felt like I did when I…

A Tough Topic: Sex Trafficking

Okay, I hate to do this on a site where most of us are very content just thinking about the mileage we might get the next time we're at the club…but this has been in the news lately and I just feel like there's nowhere else to post it where anyone might have a clue about this type of thing. Lately there has been a lot of talk about sex trafficking. A couple young women ended up dead, a local reporter did a big "story/expose" about underage girls and how a lot of times they are picked up in mall parking lots, gang raped, forced drugs to get them addicted, threatened, beaten, and essentially enslaved. Now, many of us…

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Duke porn star hits the stage at NYC strip club

http://nypost.com/2014/03/19/duke-porn-star-hits-new-york-strip-club/ And here she is in action. http://www.xnxx.com/video7278626/pornpros_college_teen_babes_belle_knox_and_sara_fuck_a_hard_cock

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Webcams in Strip Clubs

I'm a regular follower of the "Strip Club Hound" blog. He has come up with a gem on the above subject. Part of it deals with how strip clubs are attempting to compete with webcam actresses. Some great reading.…