You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts for a bit but...
The other day I did think for a bit. About my "The System". It was so brilliant, took me so long to figure out, and solved a very important problem facing humanity - i.e. how to pay hookers for sex. But how come nobody else uses it?
When I read people's posts and reviews it seems all they do is "just ask". I used to mock people who said you could "just ask", but it seems that's really how it is? Could it be that my system is completely superfluous? A waste of 10 years and a joke now?
Maybe the only thing it says is how insecure I am about myself that for ten years I thought you had to impress hookers by wearing a suit just to pay them for sex. Holy fuck am I total fraud and a total faggot!


Gee, RickyBoy, maybe your system is just too elaborate and brilliant for smaller minds to comprehend? Maybe they aren't good enough at suit selection to pick the white three piece polyester suit before running it?