How Come Nobody Use My System?
Tuesday, May 13, 2014 7:45 AM
You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts for a bit but...
The other day I did think for a bit. About my "The System". It was so brilliant, took me so long to figure out, and solved a very important problem facing humanity - i.e. how to pay hookers for sex. But how come nobody else uses it?
When I read people's posts and reviews it seems all they do is "just ask". I used to mock people who said you could "just ask", but it seems that's really how it is? Could it be that my system is completely superfluous? A waste of 10 years and a joke now?
Maybe the only thing it says is how insecure I am about myself that for ten years I thought you had to impress hookers by wearing a suit just to pay them for sex. Holy fuck am I total fraud and a total faggot!
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