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What would your Muslim name be? Mine would be Akbar Zib!!!

zipman68
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

The latest self-loathing post from our bud LMN got me thinking. What if he took my idea of having his character conver to Islam, move to Afganistan, and become a mujahideen? As a public service, I thought I'd provide some basic reading:

That got me thinking about my fellow pervs on this site. What name would you take if you said the ol' shahadah?

I'd go with Akbar Zib!

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SlickSpic

El Cid.

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jabthehut

Who gives a shit?

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Hugh_G_Rection

I think I could past muster as Ali Bozo ben Bubba.

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Hugh_G_Rection

I think I could past muster as Ali Bozo ben Bubba.

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SlickSpic

I'd work for Al' Gebra. We have Weapons Of Mass Instruction. We will FOIL and Square Root the enemy. We want a piece of the Pi.

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