The new-ish club in town, had...

The new-ish club in town, had to check it out with a co-worker. Considering it was close to midnight and the parking lot full, we were surprised to see it next to empty. Not very many dancers, pretty much all the girls that have been fired from every other club in town working here as a last resort. Looks were meh, from what I could tell, but one girl had to be Marilyn Manson's little sister. She has so many piercings it looked like she sucked off a robot that blew its metallic sperm all over her face. They obviously didn't need money because none of them said boo to us all night. A shame, we had money to burn. We didn't even get a thank you for tipping them on stage. There may have been more dancers out in the smoke area sitting on their asses not working, but we don't smoke so we're not too sure.<br>

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The multiple waitresses took forever to greet us, even longer to bring our drinks. Drink price was about average, if I recall. Left no tip due to lack of even semi-decent service. Wish I could say at least the waitresses were attractive, but they weren't.<br>

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The club itself however had a great atmosphere. Except for the poles. The main pole I'm pretty damn sure is a flag pole. The second pole was one of those cheap ass ones you get from Spencer's, I used to have the same one in my trunk.<br>