Experts Confirm Sammy Braddy Has The Most Perfect Rack!

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For some time now, we have publicly declared Sammy Braddy a medical marvel – a woman with perfect boobs so breathtakingly brilliant, there is no finer pair on Earth.

Now, in an attempt to finally prove our point, we've enlisted the help of a man with literally the best job in the world – “breast expert” Pat Mallucci of London Plastic Surgery Associates, a doctor who's spent the last 10 years studying what makes perfect boobs.

And even he is a little overwhelmed by Sammy's marvellous 32GG mammaries, and agrees that they are infact the perfect boobs.

The fact these are 100 per cent natural is extraordinary,” he gasps.

"We look for three things in the perfect breast. The first is the ‘45:55 ratio' – that's when the ‘upper pole' [the area from the nipple up] contains 45 per cent of the breast and the ‘lower pole' contains 55 per cent of the breast."

“Secondly, we look at the nipple-areola complex [that's nipples to the rest of us]. The ideal dimension is when the areola width is proportional to the width of the breast and the nipple points skyward. Sammy is clearly a very good example of this – I can't criticise her at all."

“Finally, we look at the ‘lie of the breast' – whether they lie together to create a great cleavage, or if they're apart and point sideways. Sammy is perfect in this respect.”


http://www.zootoday.com/girls/…

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Lookin_for_wet
11 years ago
I seen better titties and nipples then hers , im more of a pussy and ass kind of guy and i like titties from small to big you just gotta have some nice nipples
I might agree if she was a bovine.
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Or to give the Mexican analysis, Mamita mi leche!

http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com…

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd…
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Clubber
Florida
11 years ago
Nope!
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Caprisun69
11 years ago
😍😍😍😍 bae
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alabegonz
11 years ago
Time passed and i realized the awesome influence of boobs when I saw Raquel Welch while watching her speak ancient cro-magnon language.

That was a long time ago.

http://wrongsideoftheart.com/w…
I prefer my ATF's boobs, but that's just me.
Definitely nice, but too large to be truly perfect. :)
Yuck, those tits look pretty weird. Calling a boob job doctor an "breast expert" is like calling Laszlo Toth a sculpture critic.
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ime
Fuck Joe Biden
11 years ago
i think I would need to feel and see them in real life before I could make that judgement
“… And even he is a little overwhelmed by Sammy’s marvellous 32GG mammaries …”


Per ilbb's link - they don’t look *that* big (32GG?) to me.

I think they are very nice – but I prefer the areolas to be bigger and darker (brownish instead of pinkish).
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rl27
Ohio
11 years ago
Ok, but her nipples are not quite symmetrical, and her left areola is a bit larger than her right.
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Perfect handfuls. You just have to put on your baseball glove.
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