For some time now, we have publicly declared Sammy Braddy a medical marvel – a woman with perfect boobs so breathtakingly brilliant, there is no finer pair on Earth.
Now, in an attempt to finally prove our point, we've enlisted the help of a man with literally the best job in the world – “breast expert†Pat Mallucci of London Plastic Surgery Associates, a doctor who's spent the last 10 years studying what makes perfect boobs.
And even he is a little overwhelmed by Sammy's marvellous 32GG mammaries, and agrees that they are infact the perfect boobs.
The fact these are 100 per cent natural is extraordinary,†he gasps.
"We look for three things in the perfect breast. The first is the ‘45:55 ratio' – that's when the ‘upper pole' [the area from the nipple up] contains 45 per cent of the breast and the ‘lower pole' contains 55 per cent of the breast."
“Secondly, we look at the nipple-areola complex [that's nipples to the rest of us]. The ideal dimension is when the areola width is proportional to the width of the breast and the nipple points skyward. Sammy is clearly a very good example of this – I can't criticise her at all."
“Finally, we look at the ‘lie of the breast' – whether they lie together to create a great cleavage, or if they're apart and point sideways. Sammy is perfect in this respect.â€
