This was actually the first strip...

This was actually the first strip club I ever went to, back when it was The Oakford Inn. 20 years. So like every few years I pay a visit. The place just kind of blows. It was dead in the club, maybe five dancers total and in hiding and 20 bucks still only lasts about 15 minutes. Nobody dances. They walk around the pole for ten seconds, then they spend the rest of the song talking to one guy sitting at the bar. You want me to tip you for talking to some dude at the bar...than ask me if I want to feed the kitty a dollar? Then if I want to feed the backside a dollar, then if I want to feed your fucking shoe or ear hole a dollar. Fuck no. How about a dollar for my armpit? What about a dollar for my baloney roll? No! Then if you don't want to feed my kneecap, what about feeding a dollar to my cankle? Fine. Here's your fucking dollar, just go away!<br>

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It might be better some other time. My buddy and I used to come here all the time during happy hour time. They used to have a lot of hot dancers back in the day, but for the past ten years every visit has been only long enough to pound a beer and gtfo!