Got here on Friday around 1AM....

Got here on Friday around 1AM. It was pretty much dead inside. Bored looking dancers, disappointed they couldn't make money off the five guys sitting at their different corners of the bar. They're so bored, none of them even bother to hit me up for a dance. This is fine, since I would have said no to most of them anyhow. If this were 10pm, I would have been swarmed with hands petting me here and there, asses grinding my lap and smelling like half a dozen different perfumes. These girls are typically very friendly when trying to entice you to go in the back with them. Just act unconvinced and they'll try harder to convince you. It's usually a great way to kill an hour.<br>

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At least, that's how it is when they're not bored out of their minds on a shitty end of a Friday night. Nope. Other than the always working Ruby and a half-assed pitch from another dancer, nothing. <br>

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Ordinarily, I'd give this place a 7 or 8 for value, since you get way, way more value for the dollar parade than you do anywhere else. But, with nobody in the club and the fact after five minutes the staff start making like they're going to close before 2AM, charging me full cover to get in was a douche move by the club. Seeing the sad state of the bar, I should have left before paying the cover.