The White Horse is a fairly...

The White Horse is a fairly small pound-in-the-pint-glass London strip pub. There were a few girls on rotation on my visit, between around 6-8 in the looks department. Stage shows were reasonably well lit, and while performance quality can vary (as you would expect), there was generally a lot of skin on show for long enough to feel you were getting better than just a tease. A £20 lap dance from a pretty Eastern European with tight curls and a slender body was all air.<br>

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Honestly, my favourite thing about the place was the prices at the bar. While they barely serve any beer worthy of the name, I got a 10 year old Ardbeg whisky for £3.50, which is a ridiculously low price for a place in London where young ladies are taking their clothes off.