Serious Topic: Open letter to LMN dude...

May 16, 2014, 7:25 PM

I'm going to preface this by saying I'm skeptical that ol' LMN is really a hard charging MBA (or whatever degree he purports to have) with a $1 billion trust fund that drives a groovy Lamborghini, sabotages the careers of bouncers just 'cos, does more blow than mid-70s Stevie Nicks, and slaps strippers around 'cos he thinks he's more of a badass than Justin Bieber.

However, the dude does seem to have interludes of self-loathing. So I'm going to assume he may actually be telling a distorted version of the truth. Perhaps he is a relatively well off but twisted lil' cruller that that feels he's leading a hollow life. Might be true...

If so, I have a suggestion -- involve yourself in charity my friend. Think about issues that might really improve the world and give your time and/or (nearly-infinite) money to that cause. Be it human rights, the arts, scientific research, or just those either here or abroad that are less fortunate than you.

I'm being totally serious here. Charity does make you feel good! Have as much hot and groovy sex with strippers as you want, but only if you're having fun doing it. If it makes you feel hollow find something that doesn't leaving you feeling that way.

And, if you really are doing even 1/10th of the amount of drugs you claim to do -- get help. I'm not anti-drug per se. Personally, I don't take them -- not since my wasted youth of many moons ago. Not fun enough to be worth the trouble. But I'm not going to judge anybody who uses. But the level use you describe can't be healthy. Even assuming it is greatly exaggerated you may have trouble.

And never drive if you're drunk or high. Get a taxi -- you can afford it dude.

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LMN11 years ago

Thanks for this.

I muse about it but the truth is that what I am posting is true. If I was a troll or something, I wouldn't discuss my drug addictions and disgust at my lifestyle and completely hollow life funded by family money.

I give to a couple charities. but I give for selfish reasons. I give because I like going to the charity balls and coming in a cool car and having people suck my proverbial dick because I gave money.

Maybe there is some flaw within myself that makes me unable to get pleasure from things most do. I have often wondered that. I do drugs because they are fun but they also make me feel human. I fuck strippers because it's fun but I also like feeling alive, day to day I rarely do.

Ironic I'm writing this as I'm already getting high and 2 strippers are coming over to my condo with more blow, booze and weed.

LMN11 years ago

Btw I'm not a Master Bullshit Artist

LMN11 years ago

I drive drunk a lot because I really don't care, in all candor.

I've often joked about how we foresee our deaths with friends. I usually say I'll drive drunk into a nightclub. I'm joking, but that's my humor.

Caprisun6911 years ago

Can u write some reviews please?

zipman6811 years ago

Many years ago I was young I got together with a couple of buds to have a psychedelic experience. An evening away from girlfriends to play pool and watch the balls and cues melt.

When we started the evening there were three of us but only two microdots. So we dissolved the acid in some juice so we could share among the three of us and put some Navajo music on the boom box (ah...there I times I long for the old school stuff). After sufficient time we drank the juice and sat down to let the drug take effect before an evening of pool.

At this point the dude who brought the microdots decides he needs to call his girlfriend. Apparently, the microdots were his girlfriend's. After an argument that seemed to go on forever he hung up. I asked what she said.

His reply? She said "once, just once, say no to the drugs..."

As Juice would say, thank about it.

Bonesbrother11 years ago

This LMN character is full of more bull shit than juice. He kind of reminds me of Dugster.

Dougster11 years ago

LMN: "Maybe there is some flaw within myself that makes me unable to get pleasure from things most do."

That would be consistent with sociopathy which you say your shrink diagnosed you with. Need to do crazy things on the edge to feel anything.

sharkhunter11 years ago

Maybe LMN feels at home here. Juice is a master bullshit artist. Others are crazy. One dancer made me think I must have died one night and woke up in an alternate reality. I still don't understand how someone can go from having breast implants and a slightly different personality after a year to suddenly having no breast implants and no sign of surgery and back to the same old personality.

zipman6811 years ago

You are one crazy dude sharkhunter. Not sociopath crazy like the LMN character. But you're still a charmingly twisted lil' cruller.