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Dancers - How to PISS OFF your regular!

OK so I'm at my favorite club in Phoenix around dinner time, and I've already had a few dances from some of my favorites. I'm thinking of taking off when I see one of my favorites go on stage,…

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OT: Detroit Lions Clean House: Interim President & GM Named

Today 90 year old Detroit Lions President Martha Firestone-Ford fired Lions president Tom Lewand and manager Martin Mayhew. Mrs. Ford also named Motorhead as the interim president and Warhawks as the inerim general manager. Mrs. Ford has decided to take a lesser…

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Slow grinds

My most recent trip to a strip club which was a couple weeks ago made me realize that the music that they play at these clubs are way too fast tempo. I mean come on, the last thing I want…

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LMN - Latest News

Well, looks like I've found out what LMN's been up to. Not I_MN, the "REAL" LMN. http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/05/watch-man-crashes-1m-ferrari-right-after-leaving-dealership/

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Dancers favorite songs

This song is a favorite of lot of dancers I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAko3RH0bk What songs have been favorites of dancers you know?

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A question for the dancers

This question is for Dancer95, Carolynne, Nina, Hotsuffbabi, former_stripper, deadpresidents, and whoever else is a dancer on here. Have you ever made out with a customer? If so, why?

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The next step

I have checked off all items on my SC bucket list except for the last item which is to get lapdance from a porn star that I recognize. (I know it sounds stupid). I don't know when or if that…

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Blonde spinners as med assts

So I'm actually at the Drs office ( I never go to the dr) waiting to get a couple shots in my ass because I am sick as a fucking dog. Mrs sea wants me to sneak a pic to…

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Bed Dance

This is related to my previous discussion. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=38112 I had my first bed VIP dance, which was the whole point of this visit. It was pretty fun, but also tricky. For certain parts of the dance when the dancer was…

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what happen to crazy joe ?

I miss that crazy mother fucker

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OT: NCAA FB Week 10 Picks

For you degenerate gamblers out there, here are several underdog picks to click: Take LSU + 6.5 over Alabama Take KSU + 17 over Baylor Take Navy + 8 over Memphis Take CIN + 8 over Houston Take OKST + 5 over TCU I wouldn't be…

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Some of you "conservative" posters are just hairless apeshit crazy

Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy. Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with the cats is coming? If you…

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Are Comments Like This This Acceptable or Insensitive?

I'm really not sure in today's environment whether this is acceptable, like I thought at the time, or whether it might be considered by some to be racially insensitive. Two nights ago with my 18 year old stripper, she says (with…

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Only a drunk driver could escape this crash without serious injury....

Happened yesterday, Is there a saint who protects drunks? http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/11/05/guardrail-impales-vehicle-in-crash/

FKK Forum

For serious PLs only

My buds and I love skiing. We like beautiful naked women. We hate being hassled. We have money. This is what happens when all 4 combine: In February we fly to Dusseldorf (no skiing or…

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TUSCL Officially "Crazy" Members

Okay, when you create a post, and respond to it under 2 different accounts - I think you're officially fucking crazy. Entertaining at times: yes, but still: officially fucking crazy. That is all, please carry on and enjoy…

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No such thing as a heterosexual woman?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3305320/Women-bisexual-gay-NEVER-straight-Females-aroused-naked-videos-sexes.html

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My libertarian quote of the day

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -- V in "V for Vendetta" No politics. No manifesto. Just a great quote from a pretty good movie. Peace.

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OT: Minimum Wage Strike Looming - Fast Food Workers

I read last night that fast food workers are planning another 1 day walk-out/strike coming up soon for their $15 wage. Is it just me or do you find that totally insane? Now, I have no problems with…

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When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the gov

“Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.” (Thomas Jefferson) “If a nation expects to be ignorant…

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yet another tuscl club song every member should have memorized

http://youtu.be/-iXUFy3RbrY They don't love us remember that next time you wanna pl one off

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Now this is making it rain!

https://twitter.com/1NileEarls/status/661963808634613760

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would you buy extras from this Lady

www.youporn.com/watch/11002935/4k-tiny4k-tall-teen-ashley-adams-with-natural-i-gets-fucked/

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30 minute VIP

I'll post the club review later, but last night I had a 30 minute VIP Bed lapdance at one of those Deja Vu clubs. The experience was fantastic, but I've reach a conclusion after the experience and that is that…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Brittney

Went to the club for the first time tonight. First, easy to find, brightly lit lot felt safe. Pavement needs a little TLC. Entered the club and was cheerfully greeted by a very hot woman…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Monkey Business

I managed to track down my old manager from Deja Vu. German is awesome. He let me audition and work the same night. This club is in Metairie, right next to another bar. My understanding…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Thursday Afternoon

Had time after work to stop by, and always glad I did. Got there around 4:00, a little activity as there were about 14 or so patrons and about 10 dancers. What…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Not Customer Oriented

I used to enjoy coming here, even thought I am a teetotaler and not a big spender, I came for the gorgeous dancers. In the past year or so, this is simply not a…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Top Value

I go to several clubs in San Antonio, but Tiffany's is the place I enjoy the most. Tiffany's does not have the consistently gorgeous dancers. But most of them are good looking, with a few…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

The Taming of the Wild Club

The Men's Club used to be filled with dancers who were pleased to provide extras. It was presumed that if you went upstairs, you would be treated to a full menu. On the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Good lapdance experience

I stopped in at Polekatz on a Friday in the early afternoon, around 1pm. I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight out of Midway--to which Polekatz is very conveniently located--and thought…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

The Chicken Ranch

This place is not for the faint at heart. This is as hard as it gets; no pun intended. Upon getting patted down, you are whisked into a dive bar with loud latin music. Most…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

First time trying out Ricks

First time trying out Ricks. I was skeptical how much I would like what seemed like a more posh and expensive club but came to try out the $10 lunch. The lunch was excellent…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

The mileage at other Lexington clubs seems to be going down, so I tried Cowboys East

The mileage at other Lexington clubs seems to be going down, so I tried Cowboys East. I am very glad I did. It is hard to find, as tou have to wind around one of…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

During the past month or so I've tried out a lot of different clubs just to get some variety, but I always come back to Dolphin, mainly because my CF works there, but there's other reasons too

During the past month or so I've tried out a lot of different clubs just to get some variety, but I always come back to Dolphin, mainly because my CF works there, but there's other…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Recent Afternoon Visit

My most recent club visit was to Pandora's on a weekend afternoon. About 12-15 dancers with some leaving between 4-5pm, it's good to pay attention to the time if you want a specific girl.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Last visit...until I have business in El Paso in December

I was surprised as it had been a while since I had been got there a lil after 3:30 expecting it to be open switched hours to 4:00 was 4;20 by the time they opened…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Possible improvements!

So I went in to the Rhino which used to be free for locals but they charged me 8 dollars and gave a me a free drink ticket. That's more than fair. As usual,…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Same old Cheeks

Cheeks is still Cheeks. Of all of the Dayton area clubs, this one seems to have changed the least. The dancers still are on the average fairly young (I’d say 23 or younger).…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

Out of the way place

This place is a ways out of town, it is also not the fanciest place in the world being attached to an adult video store that you walk through to get to the club so…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Silver Reign

So, I decided to come in here (mainly because it was the only club in a reasonable distance that was open till 4, and I missed the 2 am closing time of some of my…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Cheap time at bottoms up

Went to the club while I was in town for a football game and had a okay time, defiantly a better time than the other two clubs in town. There where around 10 dancers working…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Grate place for first timers, or the seasoned type. Tame enough for wives/girlfriends.

I've been to Mademoislle on two occasions. The first was for a bachelor party, the second when a buddy was in the dumps and I wanted to get him out of the house. We enjoyed…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Didn't finish my beer

I had been to this club several years ago and thought it would be good to go back the next time I was in town. The club is large and set up to have a…

La Piscina

Bogotá, Colombia

The cathouse with a pool

In Bogota on business and decided to check out the tolerance zone. The place is a converted indoor pool complete with poles and a bridge spanning the pool. No swimming here. Girls are here for…

Colette Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Best lifestyle club in Dallas

We have been members here for three years. It is a membership club, but you can buy a one night membership, a year membership, or a lifetime membership. There are also nightly fees in addition…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Not what I expexted

First Columbus strip club I've been to so don't have anything else in the area to compare it to. Pulled in the parking lot and was blown away at how nice the building was. Looked…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BML

Took my first trip to the BML and it was a good experience. First thing I noticed was how dark it was when I walked in, but after a minute my eyes adjusted.…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Amazing Club if You are Looking Attention and Entertainment, Not Sex

The best club to visit in Seattle if you are looking for entertainment. If you are looking for sexual favors and/or outcalls then you have come to the wrong place. As far as the dancers…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Pleasantly surprised

After not going to Molly Browns for years... i was pleasantly surprised by the number and quality of girls. Both Lollipops and Diamond Dolls have had "issues" lately and it seems some…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Nice experience

I had a nice experience I don't know if the fact that I was married to a stripper change anything but the first girl came up to me and she ask would you like a…

Danny's

Hanover, Ontario

Surprisingly beautiful dancers for a small town club!

Went there last week on a Friday evening with a couple buds. The club is rather small and somewhat run down in places. Things didn't really get going until about 8pm. Before…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Friday Night Update

On recent trip to the region I decided to revisit Hollywood mostly because it was a Friday night and I knew my normal stomping grounds (The Pink Slip, Bottoms Up in nearby Brooklyn) would be…

Brass Bull

Newport, Kentucky

Checking out the bull

Yet another of my curiosity visits since I happened to be nearby, you never know what a place us like until you drip in and see for yourself. The place wasn't a dump, just felt like…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Wed strip club crawl...

My buddies and I went after work searching for a good strip club... hit Silvers first = GHOST TOWN. 4 cars in the parking lot and about 6 people inside, an older dancer with…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Talent Improvement

Having a regular or two has its advantages.... and disadvantages. When the talent drops at PH they are great insurance policies, when the talent increases as it has, it makes for an awkward situation,…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

The Standard

The most consistent club in town for attractive dancers. Good variety too, both in terms of body type (young, older, thin, athletic, rounded, natural and artificially enhanced) and ethnicity. Tattoos are present but typically not…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

2nd visit since name change

I was I town on business and decided to stop CRC for the 2nd time since the name change. Much better than the 1st. The 1st time i visited it wasn't long after the…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Low energy, decent talent

This place was not too bad, a little dingy and the clientele was pretty rough. That being said it was late at night and fairly cold in the area. By the time I got there…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

great place

It was a great time, I arrived in the afternoon, the bartender and dj were funny they joked with me for a while before i even sat down,they have a nice patio with tiki bar, mostly people…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Early Afternoon Surprising and Fun

I haven't been to this club for a year, and I had an afternoon off, so I thought I'd see what happens early afternoons here. They open at 11AM, and I got there just before…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Pretty but Tame

The club is very small and dark. It took a full song for my eyes to adjust. I had to hang out at the door for a few minutes before looking for a…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Not bad, Hope it would be better

Last night I went to Nitro at about 10:30 pm, because it's amateur night, so the cover was half, 5 dollars, the drink is 4 dollar for the beer, but i drove there so I…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jens Friday night

Stopped by last Friday night late...haven't seen the parking so full in last visits. Walked in and it was lively...not dead as previous vists. Pleasantly surprised...sat down and ordered a 4 dollar water.…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Change of direction

Went in on October 27th at about 6 pm. There were about 9 or 10 customers there at that time, but there was plenty of room to get a seat. Some of the regular girls…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Satuday night visit to Centerfolds

Came here on a Saturday night in October. Definitely more crowded then on Saturday nights during the summer but still not too hard to find a seat at about 10:30PM. There's two sides…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

i like this club

Let me start by saying that I have been here many times and I generally stop in at 2 times a month, sometimes more often. This past Monday I went in here spent a solid…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Decided to give the Clubhouse another try, and I'm glad I did

Decided to give the Clubhouse another try, and I'm glad I did. My last visit was a total disappointment, but the atmosphere and dancer quality has improved since then. Got there at around 8 on a…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

eagle919

I Have been to Cheetahs quite a few times over the years on vacation in vegas.always have a fun time there,girls are not to pushy or high pressure,was there wednesday afternoon sitting at the bar when…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Neighborhood Bar with Nude Dancers

It was a good Wednesday night. About 6-8 dancers working and about that many customers. As someone else described it, this is a neighborhood bar with nude dancing. It seems like have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Fun on a budget

Have been here a few times, most recently a few weeks ago in the late evening. It's $10 cover, which gets you a drink from the bar (non-alcoholic only - though they'll keep your brought…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Bed Dance

I visited Deja Vu on Wednesday at 6pm. At the time of my initial arrival, there were only, but 3 other customers and 3 dancers. 1 dancer was definitely new and a bit Gothic looking…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Better bring a lot of cash.

The club itself is in a non-dicreet location in downtown Minneapolis. It is upstairs, above a more traditional sportsbar location, and directly across the street from a light rail station. Getting in is EXPENSIVE, especially in…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is a Sports Bar above all else....

Stopped in BJs on a Wednesday afternoon. Based on the prior reviews I expected to see some dancing girls, and perhaps get a lap dance. I walked in, and immediately realized I was not getting…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Meh

Flew into town and didn't feel like driving a couple hours back home. So I went in and found this hole in the wall kind of bar. When I went in there were a few…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Loved it so much I became a regular for a couple weeks in September 2015 until I left town.

I found this place early afternoon on a Monday and didn't expect much to be honest. I mean really! It's a Monday afternoon. I just wanted a drink in a dark bar. But first thing…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Gold Club on off night

I worked late and stopped by the Gold Club on Monday around midnight. They were using the smaller room and there were about 5 or so girls working. It is in a way better to…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Love This Spot!

Love this place, every single visit is never a disappointment. I was there on a friday night with my girlfriend and 3 of her friends to celebrate a milestone. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves (…

Tango India

San José, Costa Rica

Beautiful girls, but very expensive!

The club is outside the visit and to get there you need about 10$ from the city center. The club is nice, friendly atmosphere and beautiful girls. Every 15-20 minutes there is a show with…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

If you like your clubs a bit divey, personal, and friendly, it's worth a look...

Came here on a Saturday night. Not as big a joint (in name or size) as some other PDX venues, but the relative size and popularity made for a surprisingly friendly, inviting, and intimate atmosphere.…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Awesome DJ and Some Pretty Hot Chick's

There is a girl that fits the bill, for just about everyone!!! Most of the Girls are extremely social!!! There are a few who are annoying, but overall a Great Variety!!!! The Dj is by…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Girls were playful

Was in town on business and the boss wanted to go out and celebrate a victory. Called an uber car and headed to vivid. Gate kepper announced us as first timers, and we…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Unique experience in Tampa

This was my first time visiting a club in the Tampa area. I was in town for business, and thought I'd check out the scene. The club is in an industrial area, and…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Found it!

So this place isnt the easiest to find, but i was in town with some time and money to kill so I figured why not...The hardest part is finding it, and then it is a…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

not impressed

Ok this is my second trip to this club. First off the club is hard to find basically in the woods. The club is under new management since I had been there last and I…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Dissapointed

Well I stopped into desirees last Friday for a specific reason and that definitely was not met when I went in. I went in a few times back around August and there were 2 sisters…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Surprisingly spot on

8pm on Thursday. My goal was milage.. even at 4 bills.... I don't get out much. I never understood you dudes who walk into a club with $60 or.less then complain.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Daytime Fun

Have gone a couple times on a weekday afternoon after i got out of work early. they seem to have rehabbed the place fairly recently, much nicer than it used to be when i'd…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Pleasant Surprise

Stopped by about 8:30 halfway through a 12 hour drive. Just checking out the most convenient location of the "Windsor Ballet". This is my kind of bar. The bartender and servers were friendly…

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Not discussed often

But I have to ask.... How many of you are doing at least 1-2 comprehensive STD panel screenings per year. I had a girl who simply doesn't do VIP or OTC ask if I had done one lately.…

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Picking up Civie Women in Bar (Hypothetical)

A friend and I were recently discussing an interesting hypothetical way of picking up women in a bar. Let's assume that you are at least moderately good-looking and decently well-groomed (showered, clean clothes, etc). Let's also assume that you have…

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Rick the Lion Secret Video

Trying to be a tough thug

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Detroit

While I am convinced that Follies is the best club in the U.S., I am also convinced that Detroit is the best strip club city in the U.S. The huge array of clubs and services provided find no equal.…

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Future of whoring predictions

The immediate future of whoring will be all about connectivity and most fine honeys will get in on it. Here are my predictions: Escorting, Dancing, Camming will merge with increased connectivity. Soon, a dancer will be able to cam without…

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A First

Dancer at a club last night looked to be about 16 but with very adult sized perky breasts. I of course tipped her a bunch on stage and played with her for a while. She said she turned…

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OOO that smell

What do you do then you are in VIP with a willing girl and get a little FIV and you can smell hot latex?

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I'd like some advice on a new idea. I want to be LMC

With the weekend fast approaching I wanted to use you guys as a sounding board. With my reduced drug intake after the whole waking up in an alley wearing only my boxers, and those on my head, thing I've decided…

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Just goes to show

Headline in today's news = 5 Students Stabbed, Suspect Killed on California University Campus: The socialist state California has the most intrusive laws against guns, ammo, freedom and for surveillance. Yet the wackos will find a way. England is an island…

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Strippers to your door service - Anyone tried?

We've all seen the ads saying "college strippers to your hotel room" etc. all of them seemingly from one company or another. Has anyone actually tried these services? Are they as advertised? Are the girls as advertised? Whats the rundown…

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OT: Today The Computers Started To Seize Control Of Civilization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mf9CyUkXmQ I love songs with a date.

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The true story behind 'Zola,' the epic Twitter story about Tampa strip clubs and

http://www.tampabay.com/news/nation/the-true-story-behind-zola-the-epic-twitter-story-about-tampa-strip-clubs/2252438

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A Nursing Home Romance

An elderly man man meets an elderly woman in the nursing home. After getting to know each other they decide to meet in her room that night to have sex. In her room they start getting busy, and soon the…

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West Park FL 2AMer

WEST PARK, Fla. - BSO deputies are investigating a shooting that left one man dead Wednesday morning. Police say the shooting happened at Playhouse Gentlemen's Club at 5775 West Hallandale Beach Boulevard. The victim died on the scene. One other victim, a woman, has…

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JOURNALISTA: STRIPPERS TELL US THEIR DIRTIEST SECRETS

http://www.playboy.com/videos/strippers-tell-us-their-secrets?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=nativevideo&utm_campaign=dirtysecrets

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hot But ot Enough

In town again for business and came back to the Rhino. Probably would not have gone in, but the bouncers up front were cool and got me and friends in for half off, even…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Killing Time

Went to Atlanta for work and never been to this bar, so decided to check it out. When I got there it was completely dead for whatever reason and had my choice of spots.…

Dr. Don's Famous Door

Jackson, Michigan

a snobby yet half attractive female

When I walked in there was a 5$ cover and the place was still the same but if u only have one dancer you should not have a cover tried to get a dance from…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Rip off

I come in usually once a month and I've always had a great time and got what I wanted but Monday was a big exception. Got a dance with a girl named Jessica who promised…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Recent Wednesday Afternoon

I haven't been able to visit Delilah's as frequently as I did throughout the summer. Was in the area for work last week so I stopped in..... This place remains the same, with mostly the same…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I tend to poke my head into this club once every few months

I tend to poke my head into this club once every few months. I remember what this club was like a few years ago and I periodically check back to see if the old…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

A nice night

I made a late visit here on Friday which may have worked to my advantage. Parking is well lit, but not necessarily plentiful, but arriving so late I got decent parking and walked right in.…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Liberty the lovely stripper

I had to check out Venus Video to see what new type of exotic girl was working the booths. This time it was "Liberty," who was born in Brazil but is of Italian genealogy. She's…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice place to chill

The Cheetah is located in the midtown area of Atlanta and is a very classy gentlemen's club. The club has a feel of a classy hotel when you're walking through the door. They have valet…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Nice girls and friendly staff

When I arrived before 6 PM on a Thursday the admission was free and it was packed with girls, soon after 6 couple of more girls started their night shift and the place has now…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good entertainment!

Follies has gained a certain popularity over the last years and I tend to not review this club as I see that it's being reviewed across the board on tuscl. Nevertheless, after a long hiatus, I…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Best in Town

Longtime custmer of this (and other clubs in DC) so I'll steer you straight. Girls are attractive and friendly. If they tell you they're dancing to pay tuition, there's a good…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

It was nice

Came in a Sunday for $10 dances, and I feel in love with a stripper. Fully nude all in my lap, let me duck on her its, and we weren't in VIP! Asshole…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Nothing like it use to be

Sad to see a place that was once a utopia turn into the dreadful dump that it it today. This is the club that made me fall in love with shakejunts (stripclubs). Back in like…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

pretty good club

Went in this club on a Wednesday night. It was my first time visiting this club. Most girls were 5 to 7 range with a handful of 9 and 10s. Met a few girls and…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Halloween costume party at Players

The Halloween costume party at Player's evening shift on Friday featured about 20 dancers. The selection of dancers featured a 20/80% mix of dark and light skinned dancers. A couple of dancers…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Ive been to this club several times over the years

Ive been to this club several times over the years. Its a very large club that never really seems to fill up. advertises fully nude up stairs but is very inconsistent and at times not…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Strippers a no show sunday night

I decided to enjoy the STL strip club scene for the first time this sunday around 8pm, and unfortunately I started here. When i first walked in there was no bartender,no dancers on stage or…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Average bikini bar

went there on a rainy friday. It is a safe neighborhood half a mile from Orange Train Station which is so hard to find in these areas of New Jersey. The dancers are mostlly Brazilian…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Gone down hill over the years

I haven't visited Vegas for 15 years, in the past I would always visit the gultch as part of sort of a gag between me and my friends. On my recent trip to Vegas…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Halloween night

Stopped by around 11pm. Drinks were $3.50 all night long. I like that I could run a tab and the same waitress named Marsha made sure my glass stayed full and checked up on me…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Nice upscale club

I stopped at silver slipper saloon to see Monday night football. Football, beer and titties are a great combo. There was no cover on Monday and they had 2 for 1 dance specials. The dances…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Stunning young girls

The physical building of the club is nothing special. Parking at night is available at the car wash and restaurant that are next to the club. Cover is $20 and the stage is…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

One Sunday night

So I decided to try my luckys on the same night I tried PP and they wanted to pick my ass up some damn steps. So I guess I will never know what PP…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Better at night

Came on a Thursday about 1 pm so I assumed it would not be too busy and I was correct! Parked in the subdivision to avoid valet and felt very safe doing so! There was…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Worth the trip

I was passing through the area on a Thursday afternoon and decided to take a little detour to check this place out. I had been reading the reviews and had to check it out for…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

First Time Here

Ended up at Cheetahs friday night at about 1am after some drinks with friends and a buddy needing to sober up. The club is small on the corner of hollywood blvd. Parking sucks but was…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Great First Visit!

After having a disastrous time at PT's across the street, I decided to give Roxy's a try. I arrived at about 8:15pm but since I had just come from across the street security didn't make…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Quick visit to Toy chest

I visited Detroit for business with a friend (we're from Mexico) and he had finds memories of this place. It was a Wednesday and it was around 21:00. There is a compulsory valet parking for…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow night

I had not been here for more than one year. I didn't realize the cover charge had increased to $15. This will deter me from going in the future. It was a…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

perfect 6

What can I say after all the many reviews? Here in town on an extended visit. And I've been here 6 times over the last month. Most of the girls are overweight and unattractive. But…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Haven't been here in about 3 years after a fav dancer of mine quit

Haven't been here in about 3 years after a fav dancer of mine quit. Came back to see another fav return after a couple years. I always thought the quality if dancers is better than…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Risque - Bristol

I have been to this Risque on more than a few occasions. It is what it is, a decent place with some decent girls. I wouldn't say any are out of your mind…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Hole in the Wall

Each time I have come here, I always say I won't go back but I think it is based on the other better clubs. If you don't have high expectations, this place can be…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Expensive Trip

This was my first visit to Platinum Dolls (note that the picture above says Platinum Plus, the Plus was changed to Dolls) since it changed owners. You can tell that they have put some…

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starz update

Starz in Gardena has officially reopened their doors yesterday. It's been remodeled, under new management and new times. Apparently, Starz will only be open 5hrs a day from 9pm -2am.

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Does dancer quality not mean that much anymore?

It's gonna seem like I'm a Follies hater, but I'm not, I've never even been there. I had a recent thread on what is the best overall strip club in the U.S. combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies got…

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OT: No, the other Clinton

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/258911-clinton-faces-challenge-in-winning-over-young-women

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Interesting article about prostitutes around military bases.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/sex-industry-military-bases-213311

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Apps You Need Part 2

So the other day I mentioned any cool apps you guys use, and didn't learn anything new. With over 1 million apps on iOS - I go to the App Store and can't find anything cool on my own.…

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What is the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

I'm not at all a fan of tattoos. I find them seriously non-brilliant! But some are placed poorly and/or they are just plain stupider than average! What's the stupidest tattoo you've seen?

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Ten reasons men should avoid South Florida strip clubs

"For men, no good can come from strip clubs." I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/opinion/todays-buzz/sfl-ten-reasons-men-should-avoid-strip-clubs-20151102-story.html

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Working in LA on a Monday

Any of you out clubbing on a Monday? There's more people here than I thought there would be. I guess LA never sleeps.

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Soap Opera Part 2

Holy shit I think PhantomGeek might have been right. I went back and read her messages. They sound like her mostly. But a couple of things she wouldn't likely say. And she said something about our…

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The dachshund in a pickelhaube system!

I was watching a documentary and there was some film of a WW1 parade that featured a dachshund wearing a military helmet! I googled for it and there's a gif! http://yourfutureleader.tumblr.com/post/48877412704/just-a-horribly-confused-pickelhaube-wearing I need an authentic dachshund-sized pickelhaube for little 4got2usethepapers! No girl…

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Being a stereotypical dancer on my day off lol

I finally get a day off and here I am drunk in the afternoon with my favorite group of perverts... you all lol. Shout out to al my girls already dancing and going in soon. stay sexy and as my…

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Backing away from a favorite

I've recently acquired a favorite at Follies, but am starting to get a little antsy for something different. What's the best way to pull back a little without doing any damage to the friendship? So far, I find myself spending alot…

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OT: Larry Lessig drops out!

In a startling development, Harvard professor Larry Lessig has ended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/11/02/harvard-law-professor-lessig-ends-his-presidential-campaign/ His bewildering withdrawal came despite his gaining rapidly on Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee (who had withdrawn previously) for a distant fourth place in…

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Rickthelion...will you please shut up...

So much shit comes out your mouth, your asshole is jealous

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3 words on John Smith's mind....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9glfqYGsE

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Ten reasons men should avoid South Florida strip clubs

For men, no good can come from strip clubs. It's good that Oakland Park is getting rid of them. City leaders are doing you a favor. At this moment, many men, maybe even your dad or uncle, are screaming: Daniel, are…

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Lactating Strippers / Girls with Huge Naturals in AZ?

Ok, so I have two major questions, which are not necessarily related, but hopefully they are! Let me start though by explaining just a bit... I have a HUGE Lactation Fetish and recently found a stripper at one…

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Palmetto, FL 2AMer

PALMETTO, FL (WFLA) — Detectives are trying to figure out who shot and killed a man outside a Palmetto strip club early Monday morning. Manate County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to the Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club, on U.S. 41 in Palmetto, around…

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More from Floriduh.

http://www.local10.com/news/woman-puts-ketchup-on-naked-body-at-miami-beach-johnny-rockets-police-say/36151432

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Tampa advice

Since I didn't get to fuck my 19 year old last night like I expected, I am in need of extras. In Tampa. I love Mons but I don't have time for take out. I need to…

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25 rules of the hustle

Take some notes... 1. Never talk to same person who turned you down. If someone says no but would like a dance later try them again(at least 30 min-hour or however long he tells you to come back) but only…

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A Sense of Loss

A guy is driving along a road when he sees his friend Bob sitting at the side of the road crying. He stops and asks Bob, "What's the matter?" Bob points to a car wrapped around a tree and says,…

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OT: Blowing Up Planes Again?

So, it's not sitting with me too well this morning, as it appears yet another plane may have not crashed due to malfunction or pilot error, but blown up. Maybe it has to do with me watching a show about Lybia…

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The Soap Opera Continues

The worthless little cunt stood me up last night. We texted yesterday afternoon to confirm details and then she disappeared off the face of the earth. Never heard a word from her all evening. She never even opened my…

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Petting a tiger = not brilliant!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3299630/Woman-severely-injures-hand-sneaking-zoo-reaching-cage-trying-pet-tiger.html All I could think of when I saw this is that she might be one of the lion guy's groupies! JohnSmith69, have you been paying thes woman for sex? If so, you've lost another girl to the big cats! ;) (Sorry, I…

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Has a dancer ever worn you down over time?

There has been a dancer at my club for a while. She's cute but not my type body-wise. Very skinny. Almost no meat to her. But she does shake her ass as best she can (even…

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OT: R.I.P. Fred Thompson (1942-2015)

From Watergate counsel to actor to US Senator, and 2008 Republican Presidential candidate, quite a life/career. Like many other famous people who have passed, one often takes them for granted. I'm sure most Tusclers have some level of awareness of…

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Boys and Girls.

Make sure you thank a Vet.

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how to report a club that is closed ?

I am trying to figure out how to report or tell the person who runs the site about a club that has recently closed on the block. I hit the block early today in the afternoon and noticed that "lust"…

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JS is now sealing the deal with the DS.......

http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/4675790-xsmall.jpg

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Rapper fired gun before he was killed, police say

Last week I posted a story about a Detroit rapper who was shot and killed at a strip club. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37888 Now it appears that the rapper fired the first shot. http://www.wtsp.com/story/entertainment/2015/10/31/rapper-fired-gun-before-he-killed-police-say/74934390/

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Whats worse? Being one of a few customers in a club? Or standing room only?

I hate being the only guy with money in the club. I turned away at the door after seeing 4 customers for 7 dancers.

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OT: Miami Miracle

End of game 8-laterals kick-off return for a TD – sometimes it's better to be lucky than good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrtDZxDNoaI

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OT: Ceres! Ceres! Ceres!

It is brilliant to be living at a time when humans got their first looks at two dwarf planets! The Dawn probe is entering its mapping orbit of Ceres! www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2015/10221314-dawn-data-from-ceres-publicly.html Hopefully we'll find out what the bright spots are! I think sharkhunter…

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Possible changes to the TUSCL interface

If one clicks on their profile; then clicks on the “comments” tab (to see one's prior comments); the numbers under one's avatar (in the comments view) includes what seems to be one's # of props – that seems like a…

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I hope that was some kind of euphemism I did not get

From a recent review: “... I remember stopping by the flower shop and picking up about three dozen roses which were all given away that day by the way ...” Full review: -------------- Stopped in during the week to check out the place... I…

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Some observations and random thoughts by an amatuer PL

1) I noticed that I get a better reaction from a stripper when I had her one 20 at the end of her 3 dance set, then when I give her 7 stripper singles after each of her dances during…

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How many faggits does it take to pay a stripper's rent?

One if your name is Rickyboy. Happy Halloween end of the month you faggit!

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FYI - I am expecting a large number of 2AMrs today

Halloween on a Saturday night and weather was decent in most of the USA, I hope to hear a lot from the TUSCL News Team!!!

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Done

Women who work in showclubs are sleazeballs doing sleazeball things for money. I have visited a showclub for the final time this past week. I am done and wanted to announce it on this website. So, no more lame posts for…

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Tessa Fowler is a busty skeleton

For real men who love big-breasted women, here is Tessa Fowler for your Halloween viewing pleasure: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/tessa-as-a-busty-skeleton-for-halloween_87671.html Please ignore if you dislike big titties or have other poofter tendencies :)

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You know why I respect strippers?

Because they put themselves on the line like men do in real life asking for a dance. Do you accept me or do you toss me off to the side?

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Ohio State Starting Quarterback Arrested

JT Barrett arrested early this morning for Driving While Impaired. He must have read "The System"

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My Stripper Friend

A backstory first, she's the second dancer I met who later went out with me for a date. Physically, I would describe her as tall sexy white girl. She is one that I would call very enchanting. In fact, the…

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When did you start paying for sex?

Sex and etc....since so many TUSCLers don't visit the SC for a garden-variety lapdance ;) I'm curious because I was ignorant to the SC world until not long ago, and my fascination with the whole SC world comes from a…

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OT: Should I pay in full for my car, new or used?

So I'm so close to owning a Nissan Pathfinder Armada (or similar SUV though not a Navigator unfortunately *weep*), I can almost smell the diesel. Yes I know, big cars guzzle gas like water, but if you really like something…

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Rick and I are getting ready for your hairless ape Halloween

Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door. The last of those things is…

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Who's strip clubbing on Halloween tonight!

I'm looking forward to my first strip club visit on Halloween, been in the game for six years though. I'm sure it will be a different kind of experience! Expecting a bunch of sexy costumes tonight at Platinum Dolls in…

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It's bad enough that the 3 Augusta clubs suck!

An Augusta man was robbed at gunpoint early Friday, losing $300, his car and a pair of sneakers. About 3:30 a.m., Richmond County sheriff’s deputies were called to the 200 block of Japonica Avenue in reference to a suspicious person, according…

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Satisfaction level varies by market

I have noticed from reading the reviews that the guys that get dances in smaller market areas are generally satisfied with by their visits at the smaller clubs, but the guys that club in major metro areas are not happy…

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Is JS having his reunion dinner with the DS tonight?

I wonder what will happen....Will things go JS's way?..Will she hit him with a bomb?... Will she cancell?

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Nobody writes a review like Papi_Chulo. :)

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2394

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I found a moderator for the next Repub debate that they might not question.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flying_fox_4957b.JPG

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Off Topic

Reggie Miller on the best for knocking down an open 3 pointer to win a game. I found his choice interesting. http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/reggie-miller-on-the-one-player-with-a-quicker-release-than-steph-curry/vi-BBmxRYp

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Schedule

How many of you have a strict schedule and budget for going to the strip club? For example, you only go on the 3rd Saturday night of the month and spend no more than $300.

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The Jared Fogle Audio Tapes

I ran across Dr Phil tonight playing the Jared Fogle audio tapes. Disgusting. No other word for it. I had to turn it off after a few minutes. That fat boy is sick, sick, sick.…

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Worst you've fucked?

Inspired by the Monica Lewinsky thread: What's the worst you've fucked? Free or p4p. Let's stick to actual dick in pussy, not just head or a hj. I fucked a few fat 4s in my youth. Okay face, terrible body. Pussy is…

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Favorite Democratic candidate?

To those on the progressive side of the political spectrum (I don't say "liberal" any more -- it's been misappropriated by the Left): Whom do you favor for the Democratic nomination? To provide some structure, I'll steal Larry…

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Favorite Republican candidate?

To those on the conservative side of the political spectrum: Whom do you favor for the Republican nomination. To provide some structure, I'll steal Larry Sabato's recent classification into three categories (see http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/2016-president): 1st Tier: Yin and Yang…

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The X-Files 2016

Who else is excited as a 16 year old boy at the Homecoming Dance?

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"The Last Man on Earth" --- January Jones

She's looking really fresh and cute. I'd bang her even if she wasn't one of the last women on earth.