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Shut the fuck up wildebeest boy aka Dougster

If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for the rest of your short life.…

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So JohnSmith69

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be transmitted from hairless ape to…

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More breaking news....

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Best city for value for the dollar

There are 4 which really come to mind 1. Toronto. Escorting and spas at all inclusive at 100-160 per half hour and. The women are gorgeous. Bbbj at a strip club should run you $80 plus dance cost. $20…

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What does the DS look like?

What does the DS look like? I will never post a picture of her. But this'll give you an idea. In my not so humble opinion, the following young woman is incredibly hot and erotic looking. That's why she's…

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CAN I BE A STRIPPER WITH AN AVERAGE BODY ?

I seriously want to be a stripper and my body is not the best out there but its not bad either. I'm a 34D , and my butt is average likes its not little but its not like huge its…

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News Flash:

Patriots announce the hiring of IME and Rick Dugan as "ball" boys to ensure Tom Brady's "balls" are perfect before each game.

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Domination Lapdance

First time experience for me. A girl who just came back from vacation talked me into it. I asked what would I get out of that? She said "A lot of fun." So I said yes to that and we went…

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Brilliant antidote to the just_the_nuts post!

www.youporn.com/watch/9864025/ultimate-cumshots-the-best-kind-of-reward/ In this video the focus is on sexy women, as it should be given that the majority of us are straight males! (and a brilliant lesbian and a few strippers, though I don't know if they'll like this!)

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STD Testing Your Strippers

I hate condoms and I desperately want to fuck my strippers bareback. But I never have, except for the DS, cause I don't want to catch something that'll make my dick fall off. So for girls that I…

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A bad day at work is better than a good day fishing

https://youtu.be/VveNHLZaECw

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OT MIT engineer gives forgot2wipe run for his money hasn't showered in 12 years

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083039/pg1 apparently no gf either. I think if I didn't shower, my body oils would dissolve all kinds of things on contact. Already dissolving paints on phones and keypads

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OT Apparently the US wasn't happy with too much peace, we seem to be at war with

Don't worry crazy joe, I didn't tell them you were Martian http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083082/pg1 Apparently we are in a stalemate. Well until they find out we have a secret massive psionic weapon called the Korbomite device.

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anyone go clubbing this weekend?

lots of irregulars out. I kept getting other customers talking to me. Saw some dancers I hadn't seen before which I enjoyed. I'm not interested in talking to other strange guys in a club very much. most serious hobbiests don't say anything…

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A Papi_Chulo mission, should he chose to accept it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Vb6vjLIZ4 Saw this on facebook. Looks like a job for Papi_Chulo! Heads or Tails 766 E 25th ST. Hialeah, Florida BTW, might be better if named "Head or Tail".

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Brady Balls

rickdugan PMed me about playing with Brady balls after a hard evening of stroking bouncers and greasing managers! Doesn't surprise me one bit.

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OT: Late Night Stephen Colbert

Any predictions if the new Late Night with Stephen Colbert will be a hit with viewers? I think Colbert is a comedic genius and the Colbert Report was some of the best TV comedy ever. I'm hopeful his brand of…

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Brilliant! Pornhub is giving out a scholarship!

And it apparently does not require being a sexy 18-year old willing to take a cock up your asshole! www.cnbc.com/2015/09/03/charitable-pornhub-offering-college-scholarship.html But I'm sure that liking a cock up the ass or being willing to give the CEO of Pornhub a nice rimjob…

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Getting my pockets picked

It happened to me twice at Follies by the same dancer. Her name is Angie and she is a petite Puerto Rican. The first time it happened I didn't know which dancer had done it. I was missing $50 in…

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Best part of my night

I really enjoyed watching this drunk fat civvy girl sexually harass the bouncers. Considering how often I see them paw the dancers, it was fun seeing a female customer push a bouncer's limits. The actual clubbing was okay, cheap because…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Bang for your Buck

I'd been here years ago, and the club has been remodeled since my last visit. Layout is much more open, and the stage area is front and center. Pretty full house on my…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Pretty fun

So this was my first strip club experience. I went with a couple buddies that had already been there before. We took advantage of the BYOB and brought some beers. When we first walked in…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This club is a waste of fucking time.

I hadn’t been to a strip club in a long time. This is not my “I’m Back” review. Not at all. Actually I may never return to this club. I arrived to E.I. around 1am…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Useless club...

From my home in Washington DC to Norma Jeans in Baltimore is a 40 minute ride on Interstate Highyway 295. I enjoy the ride though. I arrived here around 11pm on Saturday, September 5. I…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Thursday afternoon

I keep expecting to see fallout from their fight with city on revoking their liicense. But still a great club. Stopped in on a Thursday afternnon. Probably about 20 girls on shift, several I recognized.…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First Visit to Deja Vu, March Madness 2015 Trip

A friend and I were in Vegas for March Madness, and after reading many positives about the affordability of private dances at Deja Vu Showgirls, we decided to give the club a try. We called…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best Club Ever!

Fantastic! Best value for money! If you have money you can do pretty much anything you want with a beautiful girl. I was in SD for some work, and thought to try out this club! It…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Slow day but good time

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Place was a bit slow but the girls seemed anxious to get busy. I requested a booth and since they require you to purchse a beverage if you want…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras

Hadn't been to Pandoras in a while. While I was away I read several other reviews that the bathroom is nasty. Everytime someone said that I thought "come on, it's not that bad"... but it…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It's official

mons Venus is The best strip club in Tampa. Hands down. The club itself is not the prettiest nor are the girls there are A-1. However, they give the highest mileage lap dances in any…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Avg

I went to this club again on a Friday night. The cover was $20. There is no drink minimum. Parking lot was empty. There were around 10-15 girls, half of which can be easily rated 8+.…

P1

Budapest, Hungary

Horrible

Hi , After my trip to Prague and visiting the most amazing clubs in my life , I thought I should go to Budapest I tried P1 for the first night, horrible , horrible experience. We entered…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Great time but I didn't eat.

I love this place for the bed dances. If you note , I entered 1-5 girls. This is because I go in at 6:00am-9:00am when there is usually just a waitress who is nude. I've…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Never again, unless I am desparate

I made a recent Saturday evening visit to this club. I had been at Clyman and left there about 10:30pm. Thought I would check out Silk Juneau since I had not been there…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Murphy's Law

I always apply Murphy's Law when going to these so called bikini bars. I have not been out for quite a while and was really looking to go out and have some fun.…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Saturday Afternoon

Bored on a Saturday afternoon (about 4:00pm), I decided to drive the 60 minutes or so from my house to visit this club. I can now say that I have visited all the clubs…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

DON'T GO HERE. THEY WILL TRY TO SCAM YOU. THE BOUNCER IS A PSYCHO AND IS PROBABLY DANGEROUS.

I went there on a Saturday evening hope to have a pleasant evening and nothing more. When I got there there was one overweight dancer and nobody was tipping or paying attention. The next dancer…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Fun time

I in on a Friday evening, around 7, seven girls on and more arriving. The girls were friendly and sat down to chat before pushing dances, which is nice. Ivy is a spinner with a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Trip to Hollywood

I arrived at Hollywood about midway through the Pirates/Cards game playing over at Busch Stadium. It was a hot and humid afternoon, but very few patrons were taking advantage of the opportunity to watch the…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Eh....

I know they remodeled and everything, but I'm not a fan of the new design. Even though the old design was kind of crappy, it definitely had its advantages. The old $10 tables for dances…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

The best club in the Twin Cities

Visiting again, King of Diamonds did not disappoint. As before, the vibe is friendly and low stress (the girls are not pushy, neither are the waitresses). Lots of good sight lines to the…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Some new faces

I've only been back a couple times since my last review (mid-July and now last night). Club looks the same, still friendly bartender Christina (who always remembers my name and my drink), and as…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Poor visit

I had had a long week at work. I had to work the day before which technically was supposed to be the beginning of my labor day weekend. To make matters worse, I was tired…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Ruby's Update

Dropped in mid week recently. Not much has changed. They continue to recycle older dancers, many of whom should really consider retirement. It has been a long time since they had any decent young talent.…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Far from a four star establishment

We went to this club after midnight on a Saturday. The club itself was clean and fairly well maintained. The sound system is lacking so if you want a strong club vibe you won't find…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Upscale in the middle of nowhere

I paid a late night visit (after 10:30 last night, a Saturday), mainly because I received a tip earlier that night that one of my ATF's from the Millstream was here as were a…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

The rose has my attention

I have been to Portland several times over the last year but have never had the time to head over to Rose City. Having some downtime on a recent Thursday afternoon I hit over…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

2015 New Years

This club was kinda up scale. Me and my ex girlfriend (Im gay) went for new years eve but got there right after 12 so I guess new years day actually. Anyways, maybe bc we…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Not Bad

OVERALL, A VERY ENJOYABLE CLUB WITH FULL NUDITY; CLUB IS LOCATED OFF I-77, exit 48; fairly easy to find for an out-of-towner; sufficient free parking; cover is $5 for in-state and $10 for out of…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Hustles

As soon as I stepped into this place, a girl just grabbed my hand and dragged me up stairs. Being my first time in a strip club I was petrified. The next thing I knew…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

Afternoons are back.

My first visit in about ten years. I'm an afternoon guy and this place opened too late for me to go there. I saw on their sign a few weeks ago that they are now…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Great end of the day

I went to Calendars last week on Friday. It was a nice visit. They had about 6 or 7 dancers on the floor, which is normal for an afternoon. I sat at the bar for…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sat evening

The club was not as I remembered since the last time I was there probably 4-5 years ago. If you go in to the right it is more or less the same, but there…

FKK Artemis

Berlin, Germany

I visited Artemis fkk last Sunday and I have to say it was better than I expected

I visited Artemis fkk last Sunday and I have to say it was better than I expected. The entry cover is 80 including soft drinks and food, there are rooms, pool, sauna and a restaurant in…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Hot cuban dancer

Every Wednesday there is one of the most beautiful girls i ever saw in my life, she is yulia and is a gorgeous cuban girl,definitely going to visit more because i had very good time there,the bartender…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

Great club with hot dancers

My wife and I went here after visiting Men's Club and we were completely blown away by the contrast. The first thing you notice is the higher cover at $35 each, but with no drink…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Return to the PP

Its been a while since I have been here. Rumors of police crackdowns have kept me away as I have always enjoyed this club but if I want a vanilla experience, I can do…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great value

If you don't want to compete for the hot dancers and you don't want to drop $300 on mediocre dances,,then this is your place. Some very cute girls will do extras for $100-$150.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Decent quality day dancers

Had a friend in town, so we decided to go here during the day. Wasn't expecting much because I had never been to a strip club during the day. I was pleasantly surprised…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Good value, nice time

Tried this place again Friday night and had a good time. I had hoped that Nicole would be working, but alas, she was nowhere to be found. Early on it seemed that only…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

As hot as I remember

I was on town on business and hadn't been to the Cheetah since my bachelor party. We arrived at around 10:30 and valet parked as expected. The club was pretty full with lots…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Recommended. Many highly attractive dancers, enjoyable convo.

My first visit and I was quite impressed. No wonder it's TUSCL #1 South Carolina club. Visiting so that my current HotBaby/OTC dancer could work there over Labor Day weekend. The front door man was personable,…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Early Cheetah a Visit

was there just after lunch and it was quieter than what I've seen in the past. Staff just as friendly and place was clean as usually. I got a beer at the night side bar…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Cabaret on a Thursday

Hadn't been here in about 2 months, I think. For the 1st time, ordered something to eat. I wanted to munch on something while watching the Heels opener. I guess the chicken quesadilla w/onions was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Not bad, wish it was full nude

This place has some of the most diverse women I have see in a Central CT strip club. The spanish girls really a freaky here, they offer plenty of extras outside of a normal lapdance.…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Looking up

I have been back a couple of times. Things don't start picking up here until after 8 so don't come at opening. The bar side is kinda basic, they don't have enough stock to make…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

No

VOID THIS PLACE!!! THEY WILL ROB YOU!!!! After winning some money at the tables, my friend and I decided to go to Cheetahs to have some fun. We walked in around 1 AM…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

First time at Bare Elegance

Well, I've written a few reviews of my clubbing when I'm flying to LA, and recently had another trip. It was a longer trip for me (2.5 days in LA), so I was…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

Tries to be a fancy gentleman's club, but fails.

I have been to this club a few times. When it first opened it was nice. They had 2 stages, one on an island surrounded by the bar and another full stage. As…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Parking is free in a gravel lot across the street

Parking is free in a gravel lot across the street. They make you walk through a metal detector, so keep your cell in the car unless you got one of those all plastic cellphones. Cover…

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nice picks of tits and ass of hot strippers

http://goo.gl/xPSpPJ

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She had a tattoo

It said Crazyjoe was here

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Tuscl names that I wish I had chosen

Ever see a tuscl name that you wish you'd chosen? This is the one I'd like to have: PotHeadPL https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=202314 Second choice, Hugh_G_Rection https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=171311

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Epic entertainment at the club

I was at the club last night and a guy in a white polyester suit was talking the bouncers ear off. I walked up to get change and i overheard the guy in th suit askinf the bouncer if he…

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I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine

Flipped over to ESPN and saw Chris Evert. She's 60 yo. Will be 61 in two months. Damn. How is she still so hot. Did she have a boob job. Def bigger than when she played.

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How long do you let "Maybe" ride?......

JS made me think of this. If you want OTC, how many visits do you put up with the girl saying "maybe"? Are you impatient, or have you a liking for the girl in the club, and are willing to…

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Steel Wheels and Mexican Hookers

That image from the film adaptation of "Like Water for Chocolate" sticks in my mind. It is the girl, one of the 4 sisters, being set up in a rail box car, and the polite and appreciative men who…

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Shopping Tonight?

I've been running my system on potential DS2. Tonight we either close the deal on an OTC date or I give up. She's new and I believe that she's never done this before, so I've been going slow.…

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Complementing a sexy lioness on her shoes

My friend rickdugan and developed the system and shared it with you. I would think that you would be a bit more grateful. I wanted to emphasize the importance of complementing all females on their shoes, be they hairless ape, lioness,…

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McDonalds has some great items in other countries.....

Well some of them at least.... http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-foreign-mcdonalds-menu-items.php

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Never Pay in Advance

The best advice I ever received on TUSCL was, "Never pay in advance." Here is a perfect illustration from a recent review of the Penthouse Club in Detroit" "There were about 15 dances working, which was pleasant surprise considering it…

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so how many of you guys have tried this mighty assault weapon?

The bug assault rifle? http://bugasalt.com/ Just saw a commercial for it on the history channel. Lizards must be eating all the flies around my house. I haven't seen any in years at home. looks like a fun gun. anyone tried it?

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Confession

I can understand the Bruce Jenner controversy. I must confess, I was once a man trapped in a woman's body, but then my mother gave birth.

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make it rain $20s !

https://instagram.com/p/7QDbfONQUA/

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Columbus 2AMer.

COLUMBUS (WCMH) — One person was shot overnight at a northeast Columbus strip club. According to Columbus police, the shooting happened shortly before 1 a.m. at Nick’s Cabaret at 2210 East Dublin-Granville Road. One person was taken to Riverside Hospital in critical…

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can't trust a stripper

https://instagram.com/p/7Pjz90tQfp/

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Ranting 2 Da fifth degree

next month mcdonalds will begin serving breakfast all day yes this is it we are making progress as a society

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This One Is A Little Different

I had a tough time trying to figure her out how she would handle me as a customer. As it turned out, she gave me a pass and let me in to her inner sanctum. This girl is beautiful, like…

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Don't give me that look !

Dear McDonald's Cashier" Dont give me that look. Theres no age limit on a kids meal.

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Great Club, Laid Back Girls

This review is for about a month ago before the Scores merge i am reading about, but after the other major strip club in the area got shut down for who knows what...crazy. So from…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Weeknight visit to the inner room.

I didn't know what to expect as I had been drinking my previous trip. Pleasantly surprised at the quantity of dancers early on a weeknight. Probably a dozen or so, with all races…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A's Still Got It

Stopped in after being away for the summer. Seems like I might've missed the summer low point as I didn't notice anything out be ordinary. Some new faces but regulars are still around. Ice Queen…

Dusk Til Dawn

Hudson, Florida

Pretty pleasant.

Definitely would go back. It was pretty crowded when I went but they had everything I was looking for plus the staff on hand to provide. It's a shame that they had that fire back…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

The Club

The club has a very lounge feel to it. It is a very laid back club where the customers and dancers know each other pretty well. Many of the girls are pretty friendly and will…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Morning Jets

Realistically speaking if you do not arrive to the Jetstrip before 2 PM you basically miss out on the happy hour discounts from 11 AM to 2 PM. Normally they have bikini dances for $20…

Stars 2.0

Anderson, Indiana

Not bad!

I will say that iv to some pretty awesome strip clubs. This really is not one of them. Quite a few of the dancers did not look all that great. The character…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Clean and easy to find

The club is easy to find with it being right now the 350 highway. The parking lot is well lit with a bouncer outside at all times. The cover was $10 on Friday night and…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

PLEASE READ BEFORE GOING

My money was stolen by a dancer who took my money for a dance said goodbye and left me alone .I Tried to tell the bouncers she took it politely and was kicked out and…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

Average Club and Average dancers. Worth visiting Once.

The club is located right next to the shore ditch high street bus stop. It's a very small place. Entry fee is free or 5 pounds depending on the bouncers mood i guess haha. I…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Only if you are in a bind.

I have been here many times. It's is usually a stop when I have been to Bucks too many times lately and I want a change. The place has really high dance stations which can…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Still great

It's been a couple years since I've been here but thought I would stop by on a recent trip through the area. Cover is still the same and you have to buy a drink…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Circus Late on a Wed Night

As I seem to do too often, I found my last stop after a night on the Block to be Circus. Usually there is just a girl or two - but this time the…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Wow, this place was exactly as advertised

Wow, this place was exactly as advertised. I walked in and was reminded of the Red Light District in Amsterdam. You walk around looking at the girls in their little booths behind glass,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn on A Saturday

I might have to go to a rehab clinic cuz it's official. I'm a creep. Finally came to a strip club when it's still considering Morning AM. Came here on a Saturday morning after a…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Sonny's Not Quite up to Par!

I've dropped by Sonny's many times during the afternoon and found it to be hit or miss. The best thing abouut Sonny's is that is has good draft beer for a good price.…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

hit and miss

Ive been to this club a couple of times now, always on the afternoon shift so it has been very quiet, usually with 3 dancers. What I really like about the place are the…

Key Largo

San José, Costa Rica

Blue Marlin Bar - Not a strip club but a place to pick up hookers

Took a trip down to costa rica, airfare and hotels were cheap, which left me with a lot of money to burn. Good thing prostitution is legal and affordable too! THis isn't a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Aurora - Late Night at Club Atlantis

First time here in quite a while. Stopped in very late Thursday night - less than an hour before closing. $7 cover but there were lots of dancers to choose from - so I paid…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Great club for gringos

I went to this club twice during my recent stay in Miami. Once Sunday around 6pm, again on Wednesday around 8pm. I was staying near the airport, and with Pink Pony closed this was the…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Nicr

Very nice club to visit, best prices within 120 miles, hottest girls too. Raven is awesome, could have stayed with her all night in VIP. The wait staff is very friendly and eager to serve,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Shift Changes

Dropped by EB recently after work, arriving around 6pm. Stayed for a couple hours and from my experience, it's the worst time to attend, based on the availability and energy of the dancers.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Had a great time

Let me start by saying this is one of my favorite places to go. Paid a $10 cover which was reasonable around 5:45 PM. Bought a drink from the super hot bar tender and settled…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Danzer's friday night

Came in around 10:30 on a friday with a buddy of mine to have some beers and relax. The club was pretty busy, three quarters of the tables were filled and there was a good…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Saturday visit

I made a recent Saturday late afternoon/ early evening visit to this club. It was my third visit, but this time I went alone. Arrived about 5:00 on a very rainy Saturday.…

Exoticas the Club

St. Francis, Wisconsin

Early Saturday Visit

Happy to see that this club has been added to the list of Milwaukee clubs. This is the old Hillside club that shut down around February. I had never gone to that club,…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Kitty's on a summer Friday

I visited Kitten’s for the first time on a warm, sunny Friday summer evening. My expectations were not high. Often there are few dancers and patrons when the weather is that good.…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Ok girls, shitty staff

Went here on a Saturday, late afternoon. $20 cover is excessive, but what the hell. It was very dark, but a nice modern setup with stage lighting on the two level stage.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

An evening at Sapphires

The club is a very large venue. Lots of gorgeous dancers on every shift. I recommend taking a tour of the skyboxes they're pretty cool. While it's a great atmosphere it's usually…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Review

Always enjoy going to the Hiliter when I am in Phoenix. I must say the most appreciated thing this time was the air conditioning as Phoenix is miserable in August. There was no cover charge…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

If you're looking for a quick fix JR is for you

Went around midnight after getting out of work. There were about four dancers on site and even though they weren't the best looking they weren't ugly, gave me a lot of attention without harressing…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Well taken care of (mostly)

After months of work stress, and at least two months away from clubs, I finally got around to a little "me time" at B&L. I love the $75 VIPs there, 15 minutes of crazy heaven…

Don Costa Lounge & Bar

Harrison, New Jersey

Late night at Don Costa's

First time here. A couple of dancers I have known for a long time invited me down to Newark for a party and they live near this club. I got there early with the thought…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Getting worse rather than better

This is a composite review of three recent visits. Because I have very occasionally enjoyed myself at this club, I keep coming back to give it another chance. But the losing streak may…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

In defense of man mades...

Left the Hi-Liter and headed to BSC. Paid cover and found a seat near the stage in the back. Ordered a beer and chilled for a while. The dancers looked good, but…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Quick visit.

It was early evening so it might have been a slow time where the happy hour crowd was gone and the party crowd wasn't in yet, but the place was kinda dead with only a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise showgirls has been my go to strip club for several years now

Paradise showgirls has been my go to strip club for several years now. Last year the girls were hotter, but the good thing is that they still provide high mileage, which is why i choose…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

In Jacksonville for a week of business, so I had the opportunity to check out several of the clubs

In Jacksonville for a week of business, so I had the opportunity to check out several of the clubs. In my opinion, Wackos is the best by far. It has its ups and downs, but…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

flight club

Visited flight club in a Friday evening. Got there around 11 after a dissapointing trip to Coliseum. Haven't been to flight club in a while, I usually go to Coli. Paid the cover ($10) and…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best Bang for your buck!

Just leaving outter space. Fellas it seems as if Saturday and Sunday are the days .. The owners of both the upstairs club and downstairs club have figured out that if you combine the floors…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Home Away from Home

There's your vanilla East St. Louis gentlemen's clubs. (Hollywood Show Club and Larry Flint's Hustler Club; I'm looking at you.) Usually young, attractive girls, relatively expensive booze, and two-way contact no frills lap and private…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

weeknight, nothing special

Went to showtime on a tuesday around 8:30. The club itself is nothing special small club but plenty of parking, decent sized bar, and enough room around the stage...typical small midwestern club. There was no…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

Hot times

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. I love to get a lap dance while out of town. There was only one decent looking girl in there but she was very friendly. She offered a private dance…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Return to X4B

So I was extremely restless one night and wanted to see what X4B was all about since I always enjoyed Chula X4B. I've felt that Chula was extremely underrated with the quality of talent that…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

A bit skimmer on selection, still a great place

So first off, the peculiars: - Full contact / pasties. Grab/touch whatever you want, barring orifices - A set of dances is $60. The dancers are pleasant to work with, and don't mind waiting 'til the start…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Not worth the time

Pros: No cover. Domestic beer is cheap (under $3) and the staff isn't pushy. Cons: Dancers did not dance nor did they show any interest in doing so. This would be okay if they were working…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good way to kill time

Most girls 7-9 range no knockouts onshift but most girls would be hard not stare at. $5 cover, Drink prices are reasonable (under $5), and bar staff is friendly and non pushy. There is one…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Good Times

I planned to go to the club around 2 or 3 pm, but fortunately I checked the reviews first and saw that the opening has changed to 5 pm. So I arrived around 5:45…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Still great, but a few frustrating changes

Crazy Horse, Bedford remains (in my opinion) the best club in the Cleveland area. The girls are consistently gorgeous and friendly, the dances are cheap, and most of the girls are OK with at least…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Foxes, Another Monday Afternoon

The best new part about Foxes? The bar right next door. Take in your receipt, get some free food. My last review, dances were 40/song... It seems the girls caught on that they could make…

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Jacksonville

I don't live in Jax, but travel there for work just about every week. Are there guys here that would like to meet at one of the clubs (e.g. Wacko's for beers/drinks)? Preferably normal dudes that don't wear gym shorts…

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watching history channel. apparently we're all aliens

Astronauts in space for example change their circadian rhythm not to an Earth 24 hour cycle but a Martian 24.9 hour cycle. Our DNA has more bits or strands than any other species on earth. 223 strands or…

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SW Dancer Seeking Advice

I'm sure the SW thread and *attached-pics* were not meant for our eyes but hey they were posted on a public website: SW Thread: -------------- Got turned down after audition, feedback please! Hello! So I have been looking to get back into dancing after about…

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Aniket Anik........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_2nrp9OTg

Politics

Trump

Now that Donald Trump has signed the republican party's pledge is there any doubt that he is bought and paid for by the same money interests controlling our American election ? In other words isn't he just as full of…

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"How do you like my new shoes?"

I know these girls pay a lot of money for their shoes but how do you reply to that when you are sitting with a beautiful 20 yo with a scrumptious body and you are remembering your last VIP together…

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Ok, so who thinks the market will do a 500 point Dow rally when the Fed finally

They will say how it is all data dependent, etc. etc. yeah, it is all based on the market setting the rate. The Fed sets the rate off of US 3 month treasury rates. Always has.…

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OT: Reality Television

Are you a fan of reality television? Whenever I'm spending time with one of my civilian girls, they seem to always want to watch some type of reality show, especially those that are on MTV and VH1. I'm not a…

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First time seeing tits

These guys all react like they never seen a pair in their life https://youtu.be/yHJ7yg7HhC0

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Fire some fugly nurses

And get a lot more like this... https://youtu.be/Wblj6DWz1cs

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Do bouncers serve any useful purpose? If not, why do so many PLs grease them?

I learn a lot about the dynamics of the strip club by spending so much time with the DS in her club. Lately I've been fascinated by the fact that a huge segment of PLs think that greasing bouncers…

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It's not too late to get a cheap plane ticket to Detroit on Sept 12

This morning I reserved a plane ticket to Detroit for the meetup using the ap skiplagged. As usual, this ap saved me a few hundred dollars on the cost of the trip. Over the past year I have…

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Broncos’ T.J. Ward suspended 1 game after incident at Denver strip club

http://kdvr.com/2015/09/03/broncos-t-j-ward-suspended-1-game-after-incident-at-denver-strip-club/

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ooooooo ! my nuts !

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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OT; Tesla's Model 3 to Cost $35K in March, But Production Still 2 Years Away

Tesla's long-awaited mass-market car, the Model 3, now has a price and debut plan courtesy of the company's founder, Elon Musk, who posted the details to Twitter on Wednesday. Model 3, our smaller and lower cost sedan will start production…

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News Flash

Tom Brady just signed an endorsement deal with Ashley Madison

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Another SW nonsense post

This from SW today: As the dance starts I say "Now do you know the rules? Just keep your hands at your sides and enjoy ." (technically touching is allowed/just not boobs or vagina but they don't need to know…

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Work Life / Love Life Balance

I start to notice that the better I do at work the worse I do in love and the better I do it love the work I do at work. I have been on a roll lately with the ladies…

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OT: Rant part III

Who cares if people don't like you, just be your fucking self.

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Sands vs Dancing Bare - Seattle

Looking for a couple afternoon hours of fun when I land in Seattle next month. It'll be a Wednesday afternoon. Anyone familiar enough with the daytime scene to make a call for Sands Showgirls or Dancing Bare? I…

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Jesus

What is it with people that put JESUS real big on their cars? Do they think this is a ticket to heaven? Maybe they will go straight to hell for using Jesus name in vain. I dont think Jesus would…

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OT: Brady exonerated - no surprise there.

Judge Richard M. Berman ruled that Brady’s four-game suspension by the NFL will be vacated. Duh, no surprise here. There was no case whatsoever. Not only did they have zero evidence that Brady was involved, but they…

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Dumb ass pedestrians

If a big fat lady starts walking across the street and you are forced to stop and watch her ugly fat ass waddle by, would you rather stop, or hit her and see if she bounces like a basketball? Not asking…

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Definition of ATF

What is your definition of ATF? To me, I have only had 1 ATF who is retired, and I could have 1 replacement but I don't get to that town often enough. My point is ATFs to me are extremely…

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The Best Celebrity Breasts

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/playboy-ranked-best-celebrity-breasts/

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OT: Rant part Deuce

Taking a shit and the water splash yo ass <<<<<<<<< Wtf ?

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Spearmint Rhino (Vegas)- $50 cover? Really?

Granted it's been two or so years since I've been (and then I think the night time cover might have been $33 if you are from out of town and foolish enough not to call for their limo), but really,…

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Best clubs across US?

So what are some clubs across the country that have the best combination of hot girls and easy to get mileage? (outside of the champagne room) My picks are Penthouse Detroit and Baby Dolls in Dallas. I know you…

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SJG, please stop insulting everyone ........

The caption to this photo read..... Christmas dinner during the Great Depression: turnips and cabbage http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/must-see-black-and-white-historic-moments-26.jpg And please stop advocating another great depression where people lose their life savings, jump out of buildings, children starve, and the resulting revolution will be headed…

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Wtf is up with this Bae shit

Other day some young dude calls me over to sit with him. The entire time its hey bae, sup bae bae bae bae. WTF let me spell it out to everyone who may use this term. I can be baby…

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Tiddy Bear

Nothing to add. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

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Are you getting close to being burned out at least temporarily on strip clubs if

I might be like that this weekend. Besides some computer games for a change seem like they might be more fun. Saturday is still a long way away though.

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I'm Proud of Myself

I'm starting this thread because for once I went to the strip club and didn't go into my pockets for more than what I planned to spend. Met this stripper (might become ATF2) at my usual spot and it…

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Shadowcat's Videos

He's posted some rather bizarre videos over the years. Ever wonder how he even finds them. What da hell is he Googling?

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Cum on her face

Does this do anything for you? Have you ever done it with a stripper? I'm trying to decide whether or not to make this the ending in my next production with video girl.

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Denali

Best conspiracy theory I've heard all week "Denali" means "black power" in Kenyan Let's just hope I can still buy a Big Mac next week.

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Exotica Portland

I'm sad about Exotica closing, it was a fun spot. Does anyone know if this is permanent or what club some of the dancers ended up moving to?

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OT: Rant

I hate when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund... bitch you make 12 million a movie ..... You send money!

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Ever fucked a girl in the navel?

http://www.xnxx.com/video329972/sexo_seguro

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Allowed back to a SC

A month ago, I was at HiLiter and a dancer tried to overcharge me. I refused to pay the entire amount, but gave her what she deserved. As I was leaving, the bouncers stopped me and said I…

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4 new articles posted

Have not read them myself.

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Looks like a stripper

Over the last month or two I have heard someone mention, "she looks like a stripper," and in a few cases, "she looks like a hooker." In most cases I didn't consider the woman mentioned to look like a…

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Did you swallow?

Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went for the suction but my natural…

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what is your favorite hot dog shop called ?

In my town in western north Carolina you can find a small chain called the Hot Dog King that serves up footlong dogs

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Ever tell your girl you're going to take her shopping?......

Did it go like this?.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-dtmzlLsE

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Kilts

I see that they are on sale at Target stores. http://www.target.com/p/men-s-gentleman-kilt-one-size-fits-most/-/A-14132084?ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14132084&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=pla_seasonal+shopping&adgroup=sc_seasonal&LID=20pgs&KID=5ff7efdd-a98d-45e8-b2cc-25ecda22ba6c&kpid=14132084&gclid=CLL26O3K1scCFdgKgQodEv8KbQ Are they coming back into fashion? Would you wear one, especially to a strip club? or would that be too obvious? Those stripper web girls call us perverts for wearing shorts. What…

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Could I start stripping?

Hi, I figure this would be a good place to post my question. I want to start stripping to save up for a breast lift... but I don't really know if a girl with saggy breasts could make any money…

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Detroit Meetup Saturday Sept 12 Penthouse 8 pm

Sept is here. As a reminder the meetup is Sept 12, 8 pm, at Penthouse. If you're interested and haven't previously told me of that interest either by PM or posting in a discussion, please let me know…

I got laid by a Perfect 10!

Long story short - I got laid by a Perfect 10. Getting laid is not news to me or you - even by an 8, 9 or Perfect 10. The circumstances that got me and P10 between the sheets are a first for me. So I'm sharing to hear your thoughts. I usually go to strip clubs to have a good time. Wine, Women and Song. Never go for ITC action and am selective about OTC. Have been going to strip clubs for about 3 years. During my early days a very hot dancer gave me dances and company. Quite enjoyable. As she was putting her bra back on she said - "I also offer takeout" After a…

Beyond the Brass Pole, a Strip Club DJ's Life Story

It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. Beyond the Brass Pole: Written by Douglas Bateman Summary: It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. It's three decades of club and personal experiences that take you from strip clubs to swing clubs and even in my earlier days of the male reviews. I knew my life was not the normal life as most,…

How To Ask For "Extra's" at the Strip Club

I originally wrote this article for my website www.dirtydianasdiary.com but it's a question I get asked A LOT so I thought I'd share it here on tuscl. It sounds like a simple question of etiquette but it's actually much more complicated. Here are the fine points. Be clear about what you want. You want to be polite and respectful but not vague. Make sure that you know what you want before you start talking. Do you want a particular girl to meet you for dinner? Do you want sex? Do you want it inside the club or outside? Are you willing to pay her and if so, how much? If you are…

how i found happiness in the VIP rooms

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms has decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time I didn't understand this was the issue. See at first I started not getting erections with these supper hot girls dancing all over me and the fun just wasn't there any more. Because lets face it having a massive boner and having her rub up against it is the best part. At first I thought holy fuck I'm getting erectile dysfunction at a young age. So I backed of clubbing for a lil bit and found myself dating civilian girls again. Now during this time I noticed I would achieve a throbbing healthy hard on and these fat girls…

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Fireworks

Fireworks really scare the shit out of some people.. literally https://youtu.be/VVVm9xGZgUE

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God bless the trolls

God bless the trolls and those with a sense of humor. Trolls provide great entertainment for those with a sense of humor and piss off those who are humor inpaired. And shit on everyone else, Amen

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Help, what should I do?

I'm walking in a very conservative American city. Just enjoying a warm summer evening, getting some exercise, smoking the vape, and having fantasies about fucking girls at the club without the DS. Horny as hell, just the all American…

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Vanna White

I don't watch "The Wheel of Fortune". But I do watch "Jeopardy" most evenings. So when I tune in to Jeopardy I see the last minute of The Wheel Vanna has been on for 33 years and is 58…

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The hottest thing that a dancer has said to you ITC

What's the hottest thing a dancer has ever said to you ITC? Here's mine. So I'm shopping last weekend. The little head has started calling my latest focus DS2. Obviously that's extremely premature, and could just be wishful thinking.…

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The pic that got Jared in trouble....

http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/07/11244798_1656056897961340_67229034_n.jpg

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tips for the men that need more intimacy back in the VIP

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms have decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time i didn't understand this was the issue. See at first i started not getting erections with these supper hot…

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Waterloo 2AMer.

WATERLOO (KWWL) - Waterloo Police make an arrest as a shooting investigation continues, but investigators say they're still looking for the suspect who pulled the trigger. Justin Dollen was shot outside the Fantasy Theater on Airline Highway early Sunday morning. Police say they've…

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Dougster teaching investing

Real investing explained. It is all about the International Pancake Order...that is where you want to be. Great advice, this saved my portfolio so i can continue shitting at McD https://youtu.be/6RCfzqx2FLs

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Making Love vs Having Sex

Are you more of a making love kind of person, or are you more of the strictly fucking kind of person? I'm definitely more of the making love kind of person. Although sometimes I do like hard fast pounding sex. Thoughts?

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Calling out Rech :)

So as we all know I am not shy. Only person to see my pussy more then you pervs is my gyno lol. Which I totally love that lol. Im calling out Rech (in a fun way so don't get…

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Trainwreck scene: great argument against monogamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCPQglG4FQ Some people found this scene from Trainwreck comedic. I found it compelling and immediately scheduled my next trip to a Detroit strip club. Any other great arguments against monogamy??

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Is this an extra?

If a girl gives you brief pseudo-BJS through your shorts, is this considered an extra? One of the strippers at my club will do the usual lap dance moves--cowgirl ginding, reverse grinding, etc.--but will also get down on her knees…