I was watching a documentary and there was some film of a WW1 parade that featured a dachshund wearing a military helmet! I googled for it and there's a gif!
I need an authentic dachshund-sized pickelhaube for little 4got2usethepapers! No girl in her right mind will be able to resiste the cuteness of a dachshund in a WW1 helmet!
Maybe you could get a matching one too