The Chicken Ranch

This place is not for the faint at heart. This is as hard as it gets; no pun intended. Upon getting patted down, you are whisked into a dive bar with loud latin music. Most of the ladies are near the back; most are Dominican and come in all sizes. Prepared to get accosted before you even order your first drink. On this particular night, I was offered a BBBJ and ANAL for 40 bucks. That's not a typo. For the price of a 20lb Thanksgiving turkey, anal. Are you kidding me? But let's be clear the private area is no longer private. Months ago each area/booth in the back was curtained off. While the place still reeks of sex and sounds like a porn shoot, they only allow one couple at a time to the back. Why? Because the curtains are gone. And when it was my turn, I was like WTF is this? Saw 3 naked asses of 3 dudes crushing girls from behind. I mean full on pounding bodies clapping. I'm not the exhibitionist type at all and I don't think these 3 were either but heck game on. So after a $20 fee, walking past 3 girls literally getting ass-raped, I sat in the last banguette. We exchanged hand sanitizer (how ironic) then she proceeded to gag on my tool. Was finished after 5 minutes. Surprised given that I was kinda scared the 5-o were gonna bust this place. It's inevitable. Enjoy this dump as much as you can as it's inevitable that the police are gonna close it first.