I'm not at all a fan of tattoos. I find them seriously non-brilliant! But some are placed poorly and/or they are just plain stupider than average! What's the stupidest tattoo you've seen?
What is the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?
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Related to this website; Girl at the Toy Chest had in large lettering across the Tramp Stamp area......... "The Bitch You Envy".......nice
"I saw a guy once that had a wiener dog tattooed across his shoulder blades."
Was the dachshund wearing a pickelhaube? By the way, I swear it wasn't me! No tattoos! Nor do I have a soul patch as the lion guy alleges!
"Related to this website; Girl at the Toy Chest had in large lettering across the Tramp Stamp area......... "The Bitch You Envy".......nice"
Brilliant!
How about an addict stripper with a monkey tattooed on her back?
^LOL
I saw a girl who had her own first name tattooed on her body: one on her hand and one on her shoulder. The exact same tattoo, just two of them. Maybe she was afraid she'd forget who she was...
I saw a young, petite Chinese stripper with "Martial Arts Princess" tattooed on her back 3 times.
There's a stripper at a place I go to, she's a walking billboard for bad tats. I can only remember two of hers offhand:
- "Beautiful" just below her left buttcheek, on the back of her thigh. "Disaster" on right.
- Her last name, in gothic, across her lower back
I know she has more bad tats, just can't remember what
There's two different girls I've seen with butterfly butt cheek tattoos, one half of the butterfly on each cheek. There's also numerous tattoos of girls tattooing bible verses on themselves. It seems plain wrong for a stripper to do that.
all tattoos are stupid
^False
Lol yeah dandydan and the running trend is for them to have these long ass scriptures tatted on their ribcage... Either long scriptures or long "famous" quotes where they quote Marilyn Monroe on things she didn't even say. These paragraph rib tats that are too long to read for an average tattoo are very common among strippers, I've noticed.
It's also funny when people get tattoos in different languages but get the literal translation instead of the correct translation, so in its foreign language its meaning is all skewed lol.
One stripper had "Christmas" on one inner thigh and "New Years" on the other. She encouraged all men to come up between the holidays.
Ultimately tats are dumb.
NinaBam---> " These paragraph rib tats that are too long to read for an average tattoo are very common among strippers, I've noticed."
As a general rule, for me, tattoos are always unattractive, and always appear declasse (yes, that's right, I want my strippers to be not just pulchritudinous, but display the tony manners of high society :) :).. Anyway, there are a couple of types of tats that sometimes turn me on like crazy, and those paragraph tattoos sometimes do it for me. No idea why, they're usually horrible, but they still get me going. I do NOT read them, finding out they say something dopey would turn me right back off.
Sometimes tats along the upper hamstrings do the same thing for me, I think because it draws my attention to her ass.
"Lil Mac Jones" as a tramp stamp. Girl told me it was her cousin...right
Stripper with her ex boyfriends name as a tramp stamp. Sure felt bad for Devonte.
My award for the best:
A tramp stamp reading "Your Name Here".
An 'M' low on each ass cheek so when she's in doggy it reads 'MoM' and when she's on her back with her legs up it reads 'WoW'.
I saw a balding old guy once that had a tattoo of a lil man with a push mower taking off his hair lol
Words are usually a bad idea in tattoos
A way to make you favorite tattoo last beyond death:
A beautiful girl at a local subway had an obnoxious memorial tattoo across her neck..
I don't mind tattoos... But I hate neck tattoos.
I really don't like tattoos. Not only is it like vandalizing works of art, they're just damn distracting.
And one of my least favorite was on a dancer in the Twin Cities who called herself "Pretty Like Drugs." She had the damn thing tattooed across her whole back. Here she is, doing porn:
"I saw a balding old guy once that had a tattoo of a lil man with a push mower taking off his hair lol"
This could be the winner! Brilliant!
"There's two different girls I've seen with butterfly butt cheek tattoos, one half of the butterfly on each cheek."
Brilliant! Sort of like they ate a caterpillar and the a butterfly came out their butthole! ;)
When those girls get older their butterflies will like like moths
I saw a guy once that had a wiener dog tattooed across his shoulder blades.