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Rick and I are getting ready for your hairless ape Halloween

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door. The last of those things is something I added as a fierce, hairless ape-eating lion, but you get the big picture.

Rick and I have decided to dress as hairless apes this Halloween. Rickthevulture is going to wear a "clever" t-shirt that says "I'm not a pathetic aging hipster" and put on an ape mask with a soul patch. On the other hand, I'm going to wear a cheap suit, put on an ape mask with a stupid look on the face, and carry a briefcase labeled "boo hoo hoo please come back dream stripper".

Can you guess who we're going as?