A Nursing Home Romance
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An elderly man man meets an elderly woman in the nursing home. After getting to know each other they decide to meet in her room that night to have sex.
In her room they start getting busy, and soon the old woman is undressed down to her panties. At this point she decided to warn the man about her heart condition.
"I should tell you," the old woman said, "that I have acute angina."
"That's good," said the old man, "because you have the ugliest breasts I've ever seen."
In her room they start getting busy, and soon the old woman is undressed down to her panties. At this point she decided to warn the man about her heart condition.
"I should tell you," the old woman said, "that I have acute angina."
"That's good," said the old man, "because you have the ugliest breasts I've ever seen."
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