Ten reasons men should avoid South Florida strip clubs

23 comments

• Lone_Wolf

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  9 years ago

  Fuck this idiot for telling free adults what is best for them.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @Lone_Wolf: He's probably a PL himself, and doesn't want to admit it. These are all reasons they *he* should stay away from clubs, and if he can get others to agree with him, he feels validated in his self loathing. Either that, or he's trying to scare/urge away his competition. :)
• Lone_Wolf

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  9 years ago

  Yea, I would like to see this clown try and approach one of the "oodles of beautiful women..." he refers to. I'm sure they would be very receptive to his advanced. Not.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Ok. I'm convinced. Can't argue with such superior logic. I'll stop going.
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  Yeah John his reasoning is superior I guess I'll stop going too
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  I agree with #10. You shouldn't be there if you can't afford what's on the menu. Can't afford it today, then save up for tomorrow, but don't be a "broke" regular. That's just blue ball central man. Unless you go the LDK route.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  LOL JS
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I'm yet to see an article or any other depiction that accurately describes SCs – just morons talking about something they don't know and have not experienced enough to know. I would not be surprised if Oakland Park wanted to clamp down on the SCs – is is near Ft Lauderdale and Ft Lauderdale has been trying hard to change its image from the wild Spring-Break party place it used to be up to the late 1980s – Ft Lauderdale pretty much shutdown/killed the Spring-Break scene as well as most party things (i.e. no more strip-clubs). Broward county in general (where Fr Lauderdale and Oakland Park are) is not very SC or nightlife friendly – I'm kinda surprised the Pompano area (also in Broward) still has some good SCs w/ good mileage.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I don't bring my credit cards into the club so I won't get robbed. I am a TUSCL elite making over $350k a year so I can afford it. I always look hot in a strip club, everybody looks betters - it's because of all the black lights
• shanny72

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  9 years ago

  I think that Pompano works because the clubs there are mostly in unincorporated Broward county. No local police dept or city bs
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ good point - thanks for the info
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Scat,was your ex wife a White Hispanic?
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I can take the same list and argue why you shouldn't bother going to church and make it seem more realistic to me than his arguments. here goes Still, here at 10 reasons men should stay away from church 10. You can't afford what's on the menu. Unless you are actually wealthy, your wad of hard-earned cash will run out way before your appetite does. Yep, you have to be wealthy if you can afford to give up 10% of your income before taxes and your mortgage payment, car bill, food bill, etc, etc. The church will expect you to pay 10% forever and ever. 9. She's really not that into you. No. Really. She's not. This is correct. The priest will say he cares about the congregation and then tell you how you are living in sin and lots of other things you must be doing wrong. Then want you to work at the church as if you are retired with nothing else to do. Do they care if you work 60 hours a week? no. 8. If you had to lie about being there, you really should not be there. Not very many people go around acting proud they go to church. Most people don't even mention it. Is that a place you enjoy visiting? Do you enjoy all the other people there and being told what to do all the time? 7. She doesn't need you to rescue her. In this case the church will be looking to you for help. just give up all your money and time. Someone will likely say thanks. If that makes you happy, you can be happy almost anywhere. You might hear more thanks giving money to actual poor people rather than someone building multi million dollar buildings. 6. Women drug men at strip clubs and high-end restaurants to steal credit cards, cash and more. It's a thing. Google it, or just trust me. I've been drugged as much at church as at strip clubs which is never. 5. You are not sexier because you go to strip clubs. It just feels that way. It's the dim lights, fake fog and four beers you just had. Do you really think you will feel better in bright lights in a church where everyone can see whatever is wrong with you? no one will care but no one cares anytime anyway. A least in strip clubs, hot girls will complement you a lot and flatter you. 4. Think twice about filing a police report if someone steals your wallet or breaks into your car. Your wife or girlfriend can pull a public record. If you have a controlling wife or girlfriend, you are sol. turn in your man card and just obey orders. your life as a man ended a long time ago. You might secretly be a sadist for wanting pain or punishment. 3. No such thing as the one-beer-and-I'll-go rule in a strip club. It doesn't work. I actually never heard of such a thing. I had more than one beer before going to church before. I did it to cool off because I knew it was going to hot as hell inside church because the priest and old people inside have some metabolic problem and had the air set to 80 or 85 degrees. 2. Go to Hooters. You won't see as much, but you'll save money on the food. not a bad idea if you're hungry. I never buy food in strip clubs so Hooters is a rather expensive place just to grab a bite to eat. If you got money to burn, saving a few dollars won't matter. 1. This is South Florida man, go out and meet someone not wrapped around a germ-laced brass pole. If you seek sexy companionship, there are oodles of beautiful women and men parading around near-nude at the beach, bike trail and Sun Life Stadium on Sundays. Give it a shot. Yeah, if you can go up to 9's and 10's and they say how good looking you are and want to meet up with you, why bother with church or any other place unless you want to marry her? Of course if you have some cash you are going to spend anyway and want to have fun, strip clubs work great. I'll add one. I love how all the sick and smelly people go to church coughing and sneezing and at some point, they want to share their germs and get you sick by shaking your hand. The flu kills thousands of people a year. These people must really love you. They want to see you in heaven as quickly as possible.
• luvemthick93

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  9 years ago

  THIS!!! Oh this was awesome ^
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  could have just gone with FU to whomever thinks they can dictate what you can do because they think strip clubs or whatever are immoral. They are almost as bad as a terrorist group overseas that wants us all dead or following strict Isis laws. They just haven't tried to kill you physically.
• luvemthick93

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  9 years ago

  You'll end up paying more money in the long run for good pussy with a 8 or higher civilian girl compared to an OTC with a comparable stripper. Haven't done an OTC yet but sure as he'll am contemplating it considering the amount of money I've blown on mediocre amateurs. Could've had a couple nice OTC gfe's for that money.
• Bend7

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  9 years ago

  Oakland park's Solid gold's is anyway so damn expensive, so if it closes who cares. (Otherwise reading logic in post was such a waste).
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I never visited any clubs in South Florida. I did see about 60 to 90 gators while in a swamp. Only saw one before it started to pour, then the gator eyeballs popped up everywhere. Safety was paramount. someone said be careful and don't slip. An entire tour bus was walking on two boards about a foot above the water with it pouring down. Someone said the tour guide looked really surprised. No one slipped. Strip clubs sound safer.
• Timex345

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  9 years ago

  I could not agree more! I quit showclubs this past week. I posted a discussion entitled "Done". I can"t begin to tell you how much happier I already am. No more with the nonsense of showclubs. I quit cold turkey. The end came for me when one of my favorite entertainers talked incessantly about her "man". I finally realized I was wasting my time willingly visiting with this young woman. I finally felt pathetic enough to make some changes in my life. I rediscovered my self-respect. Do I really want to spend my hard earned money on another man"s woman? My needs have changed. I want something real. I don't miss the clubs or the heartache of having a crush on a woman I can never have at all. I recommend getting out while you can. Those women only want your money. Your not Romeo. She is using you. Believe me. I have been there. But. I am free at last! Thank God, I am free at last.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Who you trying to convince?
• skibum609

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  9 years ago

  I think going to the movies is stupid. I hate going to sporting events even when they are free. I think bringing children into this world is a crime against them. My wife doesn't care if I go as long as I bring home no diseases. In the last 25 years I have taken a year off twice and find retirement is only for people who have catered to others their whole life, so I work. My wife works. Our basic monthly expenses are less than 2 weeks take home pay. I don't plan on leaving any money to anyone when I die. Thats why I don't mind spending on a luxury. I fly first class; I rent a cadillac; I stay at the Westin; I buy pretty women.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  "17 Hours Ago • Ok. I'm convinced. Can't argue with such superior logic. I'll stop going." Thank God! JS has finally come to his senses! I guess we should cancel the intercession.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Or maybe even the intervention!