Worst you've fucked?

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• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  The worst one was the one free one, a woman I met through Live Links or Lava Life or one of those other phone-introduction things. She wasn't ugly, but she just laid there. She didn't kiss, she didn't hug, she didn't even touch -- she literally just laid there. For me, sex is supposed to be a mutual experience, not something with a flesh-and-blood person who's about as interactive as a blow-up doll.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Hmm...probably my wife. She's least creative partner I ever had, and her idea of sex was for me to cum in 3 minutes so it would be over. Why did she marry me?
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  txtittyfan's daughter. We'll see what RickyBoy's daughters are like once they are old enough to strip!
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Rockstar she ducked you because she thought you were going to be the next BonJovi
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  LOL she had bad taste in both men and music if so!
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  A local stripper, about an 8, who was the whiniest bitch ever once the action started. Practically as soon as I was in, "Are you gonna cum soon?" "That hurts, can we switch?" "No, it hurts when I'm on top." "You're too big to be on top." "Don't push so hard! My pussy is hurting!"
  
  I stopped, got dressed, and told her to get out. She expected to be paid, too. Not a fucking chance.
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  Girl I met on cragslist, misrepresented her looks, to say she was a BIG girl was an understatement. Pussy was not tight at all, I barely felt anything. Would have been better to jerk off that night.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  So this was my first escort experience.
  
  My buddy and I were on a business trip and he banged hookers all the time. We were sharing a suite at a lower-level hotel south of Philly out in the middle of nowhere. He called an agency and we were hoping to have 2 girls arrive at the same time. First girl comes and is a 7, she gets a phone call and has to leave for some strange reason. Second girl arrives shortly after and she is a high 8, we were both shocked, my friend takes her, which is good because she had all these 'rules,' but in her defense my buddy is a pushy fat ass. Third girl rolls through and is a 5. Larger girl but at least she had a pretty face. Wide open menu so I make the best of it, she actually under-charged me while my buddy's date was asking for a tip 100% over the rate. I got the better experience, he got the better looking girl. That's when you just close your eyes and enjoy the ride.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Worst ever? My wife. Of course, she's also the only one and therefore, my best ever. :-)
• rl27

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  9 years ago

  Similar to rh48hr. A very well reviewed escort on some very reputable websites. It was quite obvious when she arrived that her reviews were fake. Decent fuck, but way too fat for my tastes.
• rl27

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  9 years ago

  Worst though was a fairly hot gal that had a lot of good reviews. However by the time I got to see her, she had flaked out, went from no rules and a good time, to a lot of rules. No nipple sucking because her nipples were too sensitive. Very little breast touching or squeezing because her tits were too sensitive.
  
  A shame too because she had very nice suckable nipples. No fingers in vagina, because fingernails can scratch her. Not even any outside attention to her vagina, because her clit gets too sensitive. She gave a decent BBBJ, until she semi-freaked out when she tasted some pre-cum and thought I came in her mouth. Then said she doesn't do CBJ because she doesn't like the taste of condoms. Once sex started she would not go back to a BBBJ because she also doesn't like the taste of the lubricant inside the condom.
  
  Once sex started was so afraid of the condom slipping off, she held on to me to make sure the condom stayed on.
  
  No
• Dain

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  9 years ago

  Really, I've never had a bad fuck. No, I take that back. One was a girl who just lay there; then she wanted to hang at my house till her husband came by to pick her up. I kid you not.
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  In terms of looks, Shar the 60-something dancer who used to dance at my old favorite club is miles ahead, or behind, everyone else. As far as sexual skill goes, though, that goes to Michelle #3, my third college girlfriend (and yes, they were all named Michelle). She mostly just lied there and only liked it in the missionary position. I think in retrospect, she might really have been a lesbian, but couldn't face up to that yet.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  I'm just like Ranukam,I've fucked nothing but 10's my whole life long.
• ididthisonce

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  9 years ago

  The list is unfortunately too long. Probably the worst was an escort whose claim to fame was that she got Ron Jeremy off in five minutes. Came to my hotel room and the first thing she did was pull up her shirt and say "feel my boobies" barely before she got through the front door. No conversation and game on in less than five minutes. Took me a couple a minutes to figure out she was obviously on drugs. I had paid for two hours she left in less than an hour and left a calling card of menstrual blood all over the bed. It was awful. Pics probably 10 years old on website and she 20 lbs heavier. Probably number one on the regret list.. Number two was a Greensboro NC stripper during the ACC basketball tourney a few years ago.
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  My ex wife. By far. Isn't even close. No skill. Not sexy. Couldn't give a BJ to save her life. Just horrible. lol.
  
  
• seaboardrr

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  9 years ago

  Hard to say because I know there are a bunch I've simply forgotten about. The only one that sticks in my head is one where I really wish I could've found a way out of that situation. Mrs sea knows exactly what I'm talking about because she was there. We can joke about it because we simply say if it hadn't happened we would've probably never met.
• IHearVoices

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  9 years ago

  Worst...this girl I met in college. She also had no chest at all - seriously, mine was comparable and I'm not a "manboob" guy and even less rhythm. I preferred her HJs. Funny thing is, looking back I should've worked with her and married her. Welp.