Today 90 year old Detroit Lions President Martha Firestone-Ford fired Lions president Tom Lewand and manager Martin Mayhew.
Mrs. Ford also named Motorhead as the interim president and Warhawks as the inerim general manager.
Mrs. Ford has decided to take a lesser role with the organization and has talked her daughter Shelia Ford-Hamp to resign as the coat checker at Coliseum to take over owner responsibilities at the Detroit Lions organization. Shelia's first actions are to start a coat checking station at each entrance, stripper poles on the sidelines for the cheerleaders and lapdance areas next to the Coney Hotdog Stands. After all, nobody there is watching the game anyway.


Do you go to bed with anything closely resembling a female?