A Sense of Loss

A guy is driving along a road when he sees his friend Bob sitting at the side of the road crying. He stops and asks Bob, "What's the matter?"

Bob points to a car wrapped around a tree and says, "Look at my car.""

The guy says, "It's OK, Bob. You can always buy a new car."

Bob says, "Look inside the car."

The guy looks inside the car and sees a stripper who's been killed in the crash.

The guy says, "It's OK, Bob. You can always find a new stripper."

And Bob says, "Look in her mouth."