JS is so butt hurt over the divorce,that is why he and Scat commiserate so well.JS,the ex is getting the farm.JS is gonna be shacking up with Scat.LOL.
Mikey, thanks for those wonderful sentiments. Feel free to start a betting pool on the outcome if you want to. It's tomorrow night though, so no results until early next week.
James, I commit to not paying her more than I used to long term. DS II is just too good for me to pay anything more than she charges. But I might pay double for just one reunion if that's the price of admission.
John Smith, you do realize that your dream stripper go busy with my bud rickthevulture last night, don't you? She wasn't crazy about fucking a vulture, but she's such a BSLC slut that she'll do anything for me. Just to be a little bit of a dick I asked her to text you that she was busy with a special client with the initials "RTV". Didn't that clue you in?
Ask her how it feels to have a beak in her cunt. But realize that you may not like her answer. Here's a clue: she liked it. ROAR!
Good luck, John. Let's hope she doesn't start playing footsie with you at dinner. Course, if she really, really needs you to come back as her whale/sugar daddy, she might try to give you a footjob there at the restaurant. Let's just hope the table cloths are long enough so no one can see what's going on.
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Ask her how it feels to have a beak in her cunt. But realize that you may not like her answer. Here's a clue: she liked it. ROAR!
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It would be better as a sitcom where they could add in the lion and his wacky vulture pal! That would be brilliant!
Actually, it would probably get old fast, but the reality TV version would probably do that too. :(
Enjoy the meal and your time with the DS. Fun times.
Report back as soon as you can, lol.