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how to pick up a stripper

https://youtu.be/ppF0HQjblAM

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New sub way commercial

https://youtu.be/ISSS_RYQHx4

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you ever cash your check then think this

https://youtu.be/sa9Lc0V_-YM

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RickDugan is a Complete Faggot!

Title says it all! Lol!

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i found LDK !!!

https://youtu.be/_swivbEsD50

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what famouse person does your CF look like

My last CF looked like a red headed Igea Azalea

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A Strip Club Documentary

The link below is a Kool hour long watch on the history of American strip clubs dating back to the 1920's and up to the 2000's on how it developt from burlesk shows to what we enjoy today...it also goes…

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Where Is LDK?

I hope my worst nightmare didn't come true and a streetealker finally killed LDK82 and her pimp took his minivan. Haven't seen him here lately hope he's okay.

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Who do you think PM's the most?

My guess is Shadowcat.

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what is all your outlets for pussy ?

I use Back page, Massage Parlors, Strip Clubs, Tender and Plenty of Fish as well as coming on to waitresses

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Question for John Smith (and everyone else) about Dream Stripper

Most of us probably aren't lucky enough to come across a DS in our PL lives. Since John Smith has been fortunate enough to come across two, I figured he is the expert on this and could provide some insight.…

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You hairless apes set your maximum blood alcohol content to drive way too low

So rickthevulture and I were at the club last night running the system. It doesn't take much to get my vulture bud wasted (one Jack and Coke) but I'm a lion. I am good to drive even if I chug…

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How much does public transportation cost in your area ?

Bouncing off of Shaling thread "how much does gas cost in your area" and trying to stay with the gas theme was curious to how cheap or expensive public transportation was in your location?

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Halloween topic: Do you like scary movies?

I have to say the first Paranormal Activity creeped me out. The first Alien movie also. When I was a kid there were lots of them

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Dream girl hmmm ;)

Come see me at the 1035 tonight at 3000 chemin Brunelle, Carignan, Québec, J0L get a try you will not regret ;) can wait to have fun with you guys :)

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Crazy Ass Behind The Scenes Story

http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW Is this real or performance art???

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Flying the Friendly Skies

Would you put your car keys in your checkef luggage? I have a buddy that went on vacation recently. He got to the airport early in the morning only to find out his flight was cancelled and the next flight was…

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What's your opinion on this...

Keith Richards said that when he got a phone call that his 2 month son suddenly died, he said he almost went mad. He had a concert to play in 2 hours and said if he didn't play he would…

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How Much Is Gas In Your Area?

Can't believe I can get low test for $2.09 after my 3 cent discount at several places locally. Also can't believe some morons are charging $2.39 in the same town. I haven't paid attention to gas prices in…

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Check Out This Girls Diet

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293855/New-York-woman-eats-PIZZA-seven-days-loses-5LBS-process.html So if I cut out sugar and alcohol, and eat pizza for a week I'll loose 5lbs? The girl in the article already seemed skinny to begin with, she is a writer for cosmopolitan. I've read that a…

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PL of the Year Award Candidate

Guy rubs lotion on the vagina of the woman sitting next to him on an airplane. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293629/Man-42-slathered-lotion-sleeping-female-passenger-s-private-parts-molested-13-hour-Emirates-flight-New-York.html WTF? In the first place, why rub it with lotion? Is he into slippery pussy? In the second place, he's sitting next to her…

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Irving police officer investigated for strip club shooting

http://www.kgns.tv/home/headlines/Irving-police-officer-investigated-338143342.html

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

A few changes

This is actually a condensation of two thursday visits. The sign outside says New Management. Ya, I suppose it is. It seems this happens on a regular basis. The changes I saw…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Wet can be low key, or packed depending on the night and what's going on in the area

Wet can be low key, or packed depending on the night and what's going on in the area. There is a parking just for its customers less than 20 feet away. The girls…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Decent Club, Low Mileage

Being from Chicago, my expectations are pretty low when it comes to mileage. I didn't really get what I came for in terms of dances but still had a fun time hanging out and enjoying…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Hustler club

Having been to this club many times over the last couple years, it is definitely one of the better clubs in the east st. louis area. Decor is nice and not too flashy. Club is…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Typical Spearmint

Arrived around 10pm, club didn't get busy until almost midnight. About 15 dancers at first but none above a 6 - pretty disappointing. A few more appeared later. The club itself is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

wild times

Arrived around 12.30 afternoon. Paid 3 dollar entrance fee and walk into bar order redbull. Didn't sample buffet cause I already ate but a lot of peeps were eating chicken. Wasn't many ballers in house…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Vanilla Club

This place was very mundane. You get a very generic experience meaning $20 dances with touching everything but the kitty, lots of girls to choose from but most very average, and standard drink prices. There were…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Saturday afternoon

Stopped here for the first time to visit a dancer that I met at another club. The club has 2 stages. Only one was open in the afternoon. Plenty of dancers in the house with…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It is so great to have a place to visit that can only be described as "old reliable"

It is so great to have a place to visit that can only be described as "old reliable". Bogarts is that place. Stopped by on a Wednesday night a couple weeks ago and the place…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

One more goodun"

Shortly after I arrived the roll call (which happens about once an hour and allows a 2fer for $35) happened. 12 dancers were on stage simultaneously and I think one was in the back…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

A must visit

This is a hostess club and not a strip club. Went to a few of these clubs to kill some time and they are kind of addictive. I walked in and there was 3 ladies…

JoJo's Club

Houston, Texas

Interesting visit

I walked in this place after visitig a few down the street. The place was empty and there were only 2 women there. Both late 50 early 60's The younger of the two came up…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Neighborhood saloon with nearly naked women

Arrived just before shift change. 4 of the 6 dancers were new to me since last visit 10 days or so ago. BJ Adrianna and the black Amazon with plastic tits were old-timers.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Not worth it anymore.

I've written several reviews of Crazy Horse, describing some of its ups and downs over the past year. I'm writing again (even though I recently reviewed it) to warn everyone that it's probably no longer…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Big azzes everywhere

So I've gone to this club twice now and both times on Sunday. Listen to others and make sure to get there by 10 because parking space fills up fast and then they charge you…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Thursday afternoon review

Located in downtown Rialto on riverside drive the club is easy to find. Physical appearance of the club is nice center stage with ample seating. Club seemed clean and bartender was friendly, it's a 7…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Went to this place after a visit to DITS and Sugars and buts places were uneventful but then I got here

Went to this place after a visit to DITS and Sugars and buts places were uneventful but then I got here. In hindsight maybe I should've just headed here first. Anyway I went ahead and got…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Sigh

All stars used to be a lot better than what I saw on a recent Wednesday. A $5 cover was charged. Upon entry at about 10:30pm there were two girls in the main room. One…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Mid October visit with nothign else to do.

Big Louie Too TLDR; Don't bother with strip club is mizzou. $6 cover $4 drinks one drink minimum Beer was $3.5 Mixed drink with $5.25 Feature drinks $8.5 Dances $30 non negotiable. Girls hand it to DJ in the…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Good dancers, nice place

Good place to stop by if you're going through town. Not much else in the area, so it's a good pit stop. The girls are about average, nothing to write home about, but there are…

Playa's Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Still Ok Club Post Hay Day

Playas Club was the spot a couple years ago. Now with it being under new management it's a little different. Many of the dancers that were there before have left. There are still a few…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

2 4 1 Wednesday

Went on a Wednesday. Good number of people there for 2 4 1 ($10/ dance). There good a been a few more dancers. Overall I think there was about 15. 1 I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beautiful girls

Popped in on a quiet Friday afternoon before my buddies showed up. Beautiful club with a ton of girls. It's very very dark. First off the girls are ridiculous. It's insane. Yes it's a grind…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Good times can be had

Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks awful…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

OK Place

It had been a very long time since I had visited this place. As most people say, it is either hit or miss. This time it was a miss. I visited on a rainy afternoon.…

Sensations

Inola, Oklahoma

A Good Start

So I went to this club on the recommendation of a woman I know. It was a Friday and I expected it to be jumping. I didn't realize how far out it is but oh…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

afternoon fun

Just another visit to looker it had been a while so I was in the neighborhood so I stoped by. One thing I saw new was they fix there parking lot now, they had a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Best Time At Atlanta Strip Club

I come to Atlanta often for work and I've checked out a few of the famous booty clubs. I lived there for awhile but for the entire year I was there I only went to…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Great visit to a great club

I recently made my first visit to Marios Showplace in a while on a Friday afternoon. It's not that close to other clubs, but is right off of 395 and honestly this club is so…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Great eye candy. Go-to spot for SD.

This was my 3rd time to Cheetahs, and it's been pretty consistent. Girls are hot, and I enjoyed myself. Arrived around 10pm on a Tues night. Payed $10 (with VIP pass from…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Skip the rest. Go here.

There is ample parking in the Macy's ramp, about 100 feet from the front door, around the corner on 8th Street. The doorman is friendly. Entrance cover was $8. There was no…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

This is a trashy club

This is a trashy club. The girls are unfriendly and will not approach you unless you're partying at your table so they can drink since the club is BYOB. My visit was on a Thursday,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is the best club in the area

This was a tame but perfectly enjoyable visit to the best club in the Hartford area. Got there at about 9:30 and stayed about 2 hours. $10 cover. Started things slowly with a drink…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

not a funday sunday

Went to here on a sunday after a football game at the meadowlands. I havent been to this club in over 10 years. And it was lame. This club use yo have some of the…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Average at best!

I stepped into GiGi's after at least 5 years since the last time. There wasn't much difference from then until now, except literally all the "private lap dances" are not private at all (done right…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

one of a kind

I'm fond of this place for several reasons. My first visit was in the early 90s and let's just say I was young. I'd never been to a strip club or anything of the like.…

Long Branch Saloon

Tallulah, Louisiana

Out in the stix, a place for cold drinks and friendly women.

TLDR; High mileage from Dazzle, good mileage from Chastity. Tip the bouncer and the DJ, and they will leave you alone. So I had some time to kill after working in the area and drove around…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Disappointed in Scarlett's

I read a lot about this club and my wife and I wanted to visit on our recent trip to South Beach. Well, we are football fans and went on Thursday night as it…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good and Bad experience

Had a couple visits, first one was good, actually met someone I liked and came back to see her a couple days later during my trip. On this return visit I arrived early and…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

someone needs to talk to the owner

This club is very nice inside...great security and bar tenders...but the girls are treating this club more like a whore house rather then a strip club...i get insite on all clubs in the area and…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Second Floor of Tootsies gettin shoulder rubs? In the Advice of Drake i ventured my way to Tootsies

Second Floor of Tootsies gettin shoulder rubs? In the Advice of Drake i ventured my way to Tootsies. Being my first stop in Miami i was fully commited to blowing my total budget here and…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Virginia club are lame

As the title of my review says, Virginia clubs are lame, and the ones in Hampton roads are the lamest. Headlights is the only club in the area where you can get stage shows AND…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Smoky but fun

Went in on a Sunday evening recently. All smoke complaints for this club are valid, the room is basically an ashtray. The smell of cigarette smoke didn't leave my car for nearly two days after…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

EB review

Haven't been here in 3 years. Decided to stop by last week... $5 cover... renovated from the last time I was here. Located off I-84 in Tolland, near a Subway, Dunkin Donuts and a horrible…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Not what I expected.

My first couple of visits (which I reviewed earlier) here was this summer, though on off-nights of Sunday and Monday. During one of those visits a girl had told me that the place is…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Very Small Club

I visited this club eight or ten times over the last year. Each visit seems to be the same, three or four dances, mixture of white and black dances, dancer's range between 4-7 but are…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Unexpected Fun at Wackos

So I am a new convert to Wackos having been an old regular at GoldClub. I met a couple of dancers from Wackos over the summer. A young pair of hotties whom had just became…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

$20 blowjobs guaranteed.

i was a waitress at this location for approximately 2 months. they are relatively picky about the appearance of their dancers, but approximately 70-90% of the dancers are severe drug addicts, and a lot of…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Night at the Roxybury

So me and my buddy took a road trip to st. Louis to visit these clubs. We bought tickets at PTs brooklyn across the street from roxys for $10. We checked put all the sister…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Relocation of Sexy 7

So I came here last Friday night. You go in and it is a dimly lit adult novelty store. It is Sexy 7 moved to a new location. 4 girls were on shift,…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Upgrading doesn't mean better

Wax is currently upgrading its club . Added a new bathroom area and carpeting in the club . But this isn't the reason why people come to wax . You come here for the extras…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I should have waited for the later dancers

This was my second time going to EI since the new code. I arrived around 6pm and wish I waited a bit later because that is when things really picked up in…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Hard to describe...

Been going here intermittently for a year now. Thought I would chime in. The club is designed strangely, like it is always waiting for a bigger event than it has going on. The…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Late night at Cab

Things are picking up even more here. Stopped in last Saturday late after the bars. Saw D**sy is back and already lost all the baby weight. She's ready to play. The blonde with the…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Great Scenery

I was in KC on business and decided to check out the SC scene. For a large metro area, there really isn't much to choose from. I arrived during shift change on a…

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Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice I think I have a reputation maybe for not listening to advice on tuscl. But that's not true. On topics related to sex and strippers, the advice given here is often spot on. Case in point.…

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Articles Like This Make "TheeOSU" More Aroused than a Stripper in an Akron VIP R

http://www.refinery29.com/2015/10/96529/university-of-michigan-jabrill-pepper-chlamydia-fliers Oh Michigan U. You were once great, like over 10 years ago.

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"Beat" and "glue"

They both translate to the same word in Spanish (pegar). I wonder if this leads to bad situations with your dominatrix in Spanish-speaking countries?

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Vaginas

Now there's not only enhanced breasts to avoid but also enhanced vaginas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3294179/Sharp-rise-designer-vagina-surgery-fuelled-desire-look-good-yoga-pants-bikinis.html This is so wrong. Every pretty woman's vagina is perfect. Vaginas are inherently seductive just like breasts. If doctors mess with them they become fake, unnatural,…

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Geek Test

Let's see if any of you are big enough geeks to get this one. Today at work I had legitimate reason to type "(.*)|(.*)" at work. What was I doing?

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Do You Still Carry a Wallet?

I have a phone case that holds my DL, a debit card and a credit card. No cash. The future is now.

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10-35 best strippers ever

Come see us babe we will have a lot of fun -- dance : 20-15$ the vip 160$

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Come see us this weekend the best strip club of MTL

3000 chemin Brunelle, Carignan, Québec, J0L 1-450-447-3885

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Sausage Fingers No More

I say Juice can't spell worth a fuck, Ricky and Doug say it's just his fingers. To settle this dispute, I am purchasing a set of these for Juice tonight. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2273298/Farewell-fat-fingered-errors-smartphone-thanks-extra-tips-wear-gloves.html

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Fake review

http://www.economist.com/news/business/21676835-evolving-fight-against-sham-reviews-five-star-fakes

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Why no soulmate?

All regular sc goers have met at a few. Upper twenties. Fine, fun, sexy, intelligent, articulate and single. Well, let me qualify “single”. Single as in they have yet to find someone they care deeply enough…

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starz update

Heard that Starz will reopen this coming Monday at 9pm. Kind of an odd time to reopen but nevertheless, that's the word. And that KH8 will be next soon on closing down for a while for renovations.

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Small Dick contest

https://youtu.be/6itouYRv5b8

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Wow great insight into how some dancers feel. So glad i'm over these feelings.

http://www.connectionsinrecovery.com/2013/03/insight-to-addiction-and-overdose/

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What happens when these people become the de facto power in the continent?

March of the Muslims in Germany... better watch out non-Muslims! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJyKRwQHHM

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Zola's stripper twitter rant trending on twitter

I saw it trending on twitter so checked it out. The tweets reads like a B movie. Imma guess it's all fake. She didn't mention any clubs by name and it's a bit over the top but the tweets(in the link)…

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Penis Bush Bandit Strikes in Canada

http://m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/4351199

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Ex-favorite's bizarre sens of entitlement

Has this ever happened to you. Met the fine honey ITC about six months ago. A stunning exotic dark haired beauty. Cute sense of humor and walking sexy. We seemed to have excellent sc chemistry. Several fun…

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XTRAS XTRAS cont.

I live in the DMV (DC,Maryland, Va) for those who don't know, really a newbie to the SC scene wanted to know the best places for the extra mileage or at least a place where they entertain the thought not…

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Nature's porn

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3286297/Is-mountain-just-pleased-world-s-erotic-natural-tourist-attractions.html

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No need for a wife or girlfriend

Just get a toy hedgehog instead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293144/Toy-hedgehogs-banned-Russian-stores-officials-say-belly-buttons-look-like-female-genitalia.html

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Human Trafuckin

What's your view on this ?

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Do you consider anal activities gay?

Some posters have indicated that they view anal and rimjobs as gay! Why? Gay would be doing either of those things with another guy! (I'm directing this at the guys who post here!) I don't think there's anything wrong with…

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Scores ‘massage girl’ on working in NYC’s most famous strip club

http://nypost.com/2015/10/28/scores-massage-girl-on-working-in-nycs-most-famous-strip-club/

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Not as good as penthouse.

I go to penthouse every time I come through st Louis. Right now its my favorite club. But I have never been to CRC. Well tonight I went just for shits and giggles(you get a…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

So I came in Wednesday night to see some action

So I came in Wednesday night to see some action .. We I came in their were only 4 girls working 3 past there prime and one young one with a nice body she was…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

So so

Decided to check out the boat once again. I hadn't been here in a couple months but read some recent good reviews so thought I'd give it a shot. Got there around 2 , there…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Perfect blonde

I meant to stop by for a quick one beer and go. I ended up meeting one of the most beautiful girls I have seen a long while. Had great time with her, the only…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Never what it was

I used to go,for mingle and cheap beer. Tonight I tried again, Sharon the bar maid says there are great days for girls but since the got busted or constrained well over a year…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Great Spot

Came in for the first time in a long time on Saturday night. The physical space had not changed at all--still very nice, with a good bar, TVs, nice finishings. Still no pole…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Kids dancing and playing with their phones

I went tonight and they now,have - check this out - a POLE TAX - $3 you pay on top of entry ($10 on top of parking ($6). Ok, I had high expectations. At…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons may not be what it used to be but I still love it.

I was on a fishing trip and made a few excuses so I could get to Mons Venus. It was several years since my last visit but as always a visit to Mons always seems…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Interesting club. Good specials.

$20 cover at the door on a Thursday night. Not exactly cheap, but the dance specials were worth the money. There were a lot of girls, and I mean a lot. A lot more than…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Decent visit

Spent some time at Ecstasy earlier in the afternoon and had an awful experience there. Club was dead with Dancers and DJs were talking crap about customers. Anyway this is about King Henry so I'll…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Know when to hold-em

I have recently been hitting "the Gun" for the occasional weekday happy hour. But for this visit, I decided to try out the small, poker tournament they are hosting on Saturdays. It's free to play,…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Great club!

Compared to some of the clubs in Denver P84 is jumping. At any given time they had 3 stages going with multiple girls on each. The girls ranged from cute too gorgeous. Lots of natural…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Decent

This club has a cover fee of $20 - $10 just to get in, plus $10 for unlimited drinks.  (Disclaimer:  Because, for whatever ridiculous reason, strip clubs in Washington cannot sell liquor.)  We were able…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

First Timer

Hey guys this was my first time coming to this club. I live near the Landover md area, and from reading prior reviews I decided to try this club. It was nice to have a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another visit, but the vibe to me wasn't happening

Walked in on late Friday afternoon and saw about half dozen customers, and at least 6 dancers working. Surprisingly, there was new talent along with some of the regulars that have been there for…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

No dancers

I think I'm done here. I was finally able to sneak away to go out to a club for the first time in a long time, and when I got there there were 3 other…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thursday afternoon visit

I live more than an hour away from Playhouse and wouldn't consider myself a regular, but I've visited off and on for nearly 10 years now. Yet somehow I had never gotten a dance with…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Seems to be losing it's luster

I stopped in my old trusty Cheeks, which I normally do whenever I'm in Dayton since I stay at a motel about half mile away. I went in on a Saturday night since that's…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Using TUSCL as my guide recently I decided to make this my last stop in South Florida

Using TUSCL as my guide recently I decided to make this my last stop in South Florida. 27$ uber from Collins. Seems like they stickle for 3$ parking. Cover was 20. arrived around 11pm. Fairley…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Okay, lets get this straight

Okay, lets get this straight. I did not know going into this club what to expect. From a reccommedation from a Tootsies dancer i headed to The Office after Tootsies. Its right off a highway…

Fantasy Lounge

Portsmouth, Virginia

Econo-clubbing

I got there Friday night at around 11. Paid the $10 entry and had a seat. To explain the layout, what you need to understand is there are no poles on the side, only…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Not bad.

First off, I very much prefer girls who don't look fake. There is a variety of girls, so there were a couple absolutely stunning natural looking girls for my taste. There were also some with…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Pretty impressive dancers looks-wise but the mileage wasn't great

So this was my first time in San Antonio and a really hot dancer that I met in Austin told me that Men's Club was her home club. I figured that I would check it…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

Goodnight

We arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday evening. Only a handful of tables were full. The only way to get a table is to order a good amount of food, drinks, bottles,…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

follow up review

So this will be a follow up review from my last visit to Stars which did not end up going so well! I decided to check it out on a Friday night since i had…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More low key, but never fails...

Visited this place a couple times in last 2 weeks...always early evening to night time. I remember some names and figured I would provide them...and help you save ur money if you're looking for…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

:ayover fun

Was caught in Houston when connection cancelled, so had afternoon and evening to kill as first flight now next morning. Go to hotel provided by airline and decide to hit adult entertainment. Grab a taxi…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Best value club in Atlanta.

I have visited the club few times in the past and the experience for the most part is top notch. If you drive you will need to valet or there's a parking next to the…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Cabret East

There are two clubs within a mile distance. Cabret East and Baby dolls. I first went to Baby Dolls but didn't like the place so i went to cabret east. This is a better place…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC Visit

In MI on business and stopped by the FC. It's been a few years since the last time that I was here. Paid the required valet and cover charges (can't remember the exact…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Made a week day stop at showgirls to have some fun

Made a week day stop at showgirls to have some fun. Pretty straightforward place. Located in a little strip of shops along Bragg Blvd. Standard setup with this sort of place: walk in…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Dosnt compare to what I get in Atlanta.

I have been coming to Birmi gham for business lately so decided to stop by. Parking was free and it's in a central location so nothing to worry about in the parking lot. They have…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Rainy Wednesday

Had a free few hours so decided to make a stop at PH to see what I had been missing....it had been a few months since I last visited due to no time. Got…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Is older better?

Stopped into FC to see if a favorite was working......and alas no! But decided to have a beer and maybe make a new friend or two. Talent was not bad with several girls…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Biggest disappointment of all time

First off Breathless is a great place, been going for years, lately has been more of a hit or miss but I'm an afternoon mongerer. At night the girls are smoking but it's harder…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Great Visit

It had been a few months since I had been to Fantasies, and this was no disappointment. Fantasies is located in the Curtis Bay area in a converted warehouse. Parking, as always, was free,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Best club in Detroit.

This is a Vegas style strip club. Great food, nice layout. You got smaller tables and chairs around the main stage, there are seats at the bar upstairs and downstairs, the booths are the best…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Decent strip club for the money

Tried The Silver Bullet on a Tuesday night. Pretty good crowd for a weeknight. Cover is free before 9:00pm, otherwise $5. A club card is offered which gets you free admission at…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This is a nice club for Fayetteville; it is well kept/clean

This is a nice club for Fayetteville; it is well kept/clean. The club is kind of small, one stage w/enough room for 2 dancers. There are pool tables here if that's your thing. Wednesday is…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I like this place

Like the title says, I like this place. For what you get in WI, this place is a great value and come on guys, the girls get completely nude - that's hard to find…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Ok place to stop by for

Friday night, lots of girls working for place that seems small, its well taken care of, clean, they keep it dim in there, probably for the best, some of the girls aint much to write…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

shows promise

Since the old faithful Olympic Gardens is going through a bad patch I have decided it is a good time to try the other clubs in the area to see if anything comes close.…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

far from home but that not a bad thing iwould spend too much time here

Hot ladies, cheap drinks, decent DJ and music, and a fairly clean bar. Yes, I know what you're thinking. And believe me when I say - you'll be as surprised as I was the first…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Still the best bet in Rancho Cordova

Like others, I've reviewed GCC before and the club dynamics haven't changed much from my last review so I will not go into those details. One thing that you can always count on at GCC…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Old friends know what you want

Went back to the "old faithful" of strip clubs and got what I was looking for although a lot sooner than I expected. Half of the fun of this place is knowing the mileage will…

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The writing is on the wall.

It's happening in Europe and it's going to increase here as long as certain politicians and the PC people have free reign. Did anyone see the Democratic debate where Bernie and Hillary actually stated that they are all for giving…

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Hank Hill

Hank Hill wears diapers and shits himself

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Looks like the fun is over is NOLA.

Five Bourbon Street-area strip clubs and bars had their alcohol permits temporarily pulled after a month-long undercover investigation found drug and prostitution violations, state authorities announced Tuesday (Oct. 27). The venues, located on Bourbon and along Iberville streets, include strip clubs…

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Carpooling to a Club

I live in the Pittsburgh area. I'm lacking a vehicle at the moment (sold mine), and have decided to go without one for the time being because I'm located only a block from work and am also situated near some…

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ATF break up part 2

So, forget my last post several days ago about breaking up with my ATF. That bitch bends over and I forget my name. Visited her today by accident. Thought she was on a break and decided to stop by the showclub to scout…

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Who Is Juice Part 2

Okay, I always think this is a game - like what username(s) is Juice hiding under right now? Care to guess? I am going with: Hank_Hill46 & 72_os Why? Because both spell about as accurate as a 3rd grader.

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24 things all women think while giving a blow job

Here's the link: http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/13/24-things-all-women-think-while-giving-a-blow-job-4867815/#ixzz3pozwHAKM (Oddly enough, also not from StripperWeb!) As Samantha Jones [Kim Cattrall on "Sex and the City"] once said ‘honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing’. This is what we’re thinking on those occasions when you’re lucky…

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10 Reasons You (She) Should Swallow

Here's the link: http://www.myfatpocket.com/sex-love/10-reasons-why-you-should-swallow.html No, it's not from StripperWeb :) 1. It’s bonding Showing your man that you are not disgusted by his fluids and want to take it in you is a show of absolute trust and familiarity. You trust…

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OT: cheating on significant other hypothetical question

I have a random hypothetical question and wonder what everyone thinks. When it comes to cheating, which (unless you consider them equal) do you consider worse when it comes to cheating for someone in a long term relationship/married? 1. Paying a…

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Regarding Reminders of RickyBoy's Gayness

Hey guys. Was wondering about something. I try to be deligent about reminder people of RickyBoy's gayness. Just wondering: if I forget to for a few hours or maybe even a day, would people still remeber?

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Blowjob post?

Could someone post the list of "15 Great Things About a Blowjob" (or something like that) that appeared a couple of months ago? I suspect that a search for "blowjob" on TUSCL would come up with a lot of…

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25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman 1. You can have a beer in public 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for…

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Focusing on Extras only clubs

In 2016 I'm going to focus only on extras clubs I'm curious on how this will change my perspective on the club scene Right now I'm researching all the extra friendly clubs in the North and South East of the Merica

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Didn't somebody recently ask about going to a stripper party?

http://wtkr.com/2015/10/26/two-charged-in-2014-norfolk-stripper-party-murder-found-guilty/

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Say it ain't so...opitng for smaller breasts?!

http://www.health.com/health/article/0,,20959083,00.html

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JohnSmith's last meeting with the DS......

Just kidding John, but if things were a little different this could be you....you should watch Lolita sometime, it's pretty fascinating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGYpBKg8dqg

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Somebody is lying about getting back together with his DS

Last I talked to her the only thing that slut wanted was BSLC. She was cool with some hot vulture action if I made it a precondition for getting more BSLC, but she certainly doesn't want hairless ape cock any…

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Rickdugan

Ricky is a repressed Mormon that got on the loose. Repression may be why he strokes managers and greases bouncers

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2AMer in Orlando?

ORLANDO -- An investigation is underway after a person was early Tuesday morning outside of an Orange County strip club, deputies said. Two groups of people were fighting around 2:14 a.m. outside Thee DollHouse, which is located along South Orange Blossom…

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Justin Bieber dildo?

http://jezebel.com/sex-toy-company-offers-justin-bieber-cold-hard-cash-to-1738693218

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Apparently doggy style is best with your wife.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/christian-website-dont-look-at-your-wifes-face-during-sex-to-enjoy-it-even-when-she-resists/

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How do homeless people spend their money?

https://youtu.be/9fBxaEhYdfY

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XTRAS XTRAS

I live in the Maryland /Dc area and I wanted to know where the best strip clubs were to get extra mileage (FS). I am willing to travel to different clubs even a hour or so. I just like the…

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App(s) Used the Most On Your Phone

Okay ladies, What apps on your phone take up most of your time? I'm getting desperate... I can only read the news on USA Today and Newser so many times in a day, and I don't play games on my phone...

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Guy barista this morning. :(

Not brilliant! I want big boobs with my latte! And nice cleavage when she bends over to get my pastry! How do you guys like your coffee and Danish?

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New political party

I'd vote for one of this party's candidates over Hillary Clinton any day. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html

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PL of the Year Award Candidate

While I try not to be judgmental, I've got to draw the line at a guy who fucks dogs, goats, and miniature horses. And his dog's name Playmate. I'm betting this guy will be very high in the…

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Ultimatum

Looking at johnsmith69's hypothetical question I have one if my own. Has your wife or girlfriend ever told you to stop going to strip clubs or its over? What did you do? What would you do if…

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Boner

When in the strip club grab a yellow Hi lighter and write b and r on the back of all your one dollar bills. Then instead of saying one it will say b one r. Then tip all the ladies…

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How much would you pay for this ITC?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56196dd1b9048 I would give a $60 tip for this. Too much? Question: Is it okay to post pornography I think will be appreciated here?

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Any Advice?

I just made a date with the DS for this weekend. I said it was for "dinner," but we all know what I really want to eat. And it's not food. Although it might occassionally smell like…

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Hypothetical Question

If all American men married for 20 or more years suddenly had the resources, knowledge, and opportunity to fuck a hot young stripper who is exactly their type, what percentage of men do you think would decline and remain faithful…

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Should a Guy Named Jim Bob Cooter be Allowed to Coach in DEE-Troit?

Today, the Detroit Lions named Jim Bob Cooter as their new offensive co-ordinator. Let's all pray for his safety as he drives the General Lee thru the Big D.

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how long do you like to last ?

While having play time with your favorite stripper how long do you like the sex to last ? And yes this counts four play as well

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Portland lingerie modeling

Stopping through Portland OR on a Sunday, thinking of hitting up a lingerie modeling shop before I have to drive out of town for meetings. Any suggestions? I've seen wide range of reviews on these shops, from horrible-upselling-not-worth-it to…

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This man does not represent white people in general....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8d2W2Ma98

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Milwaukee lunchtime advice

Hey, Wisconsin folks ... If you were gonna have a little early-afternoon fun in MKE, would you choose Heartbreakers or Silk? Never checked out the day shift, so I wonder if there's a big difference or preference.

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Akron 2AMer.

AKRON, Ohio — A Canton man died early Sunday after being shot in the parking lot of an Akron strip club where another man was killed in 2012. Joshua Curtis, 27, was shot about 5 a.m. Sunday at the Ace of…

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I didn't know that the bleeding heart is a flower

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/562d86c2e4b0aac0b8fd4ad8

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would you buy extras from this bitch

http://www.youporn.com/watch/10556833/4k-hd-tiny4k-teen-alex-tanner-gets-inflamed-with-vibrator/

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Gunman who killed man in fight outside Bronx jiggle joint identified as boyfrien

I am never again getting a lap dance from a stripper who has a boyfriend. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/gunman-killed-man-bronx-strip-club-fight-identified-article-1.2411076

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PP Greenville,SC

So when do y'all think PP Greenville will re open. And what will it be like for the first 2-3 years

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OT: bad news for us guys that don't mind fake tits

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/10/20/why-thousands-women-are-having-their-breast-implants-removed/?intcmp=features Apparently more and more women are having no their breast implants either removed or reduced to a smaller size. While it sounds like most of these women are in their 30's and 40's (and thus not having a large impact…

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All time favorite

I broke up with my all time favorite girl this weekend. Too bad. She had potential. I have known her for awhile. I have known for over a year now that she has a "man" as she puts it. I had…

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Queens 2 AMer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/man-shot-attempted-robbery-queens-strip-club-article-1.2410660

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The end of American bordellos?

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2015/10/the-decline-of-the-american-brothel/411682/

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Days/Times when Bottom-Tier Dancers Likely to be Working

Let's assume, for a second, that you wish to get high mileage VIP dances (and perhaps more) for prices that are as low as possible. Let's also assume that you don't mind getting dances from women from the bottom tier…

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OT: Raiders beat the Bolts

Hell yes!!! Raider Nation!!!

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Stripping in a "mormon" city...

I've been lurking here on tuscl for a few months. I've considered stripping for awhile now as money is becoming an increasing annoyance in my life and I think I have what it takes. The problem? I reside in a…

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A terrible waste....

I just came out of our local grocery store. As I wsd leaving, a young, pretty, well-curved and conditioned 34DD (estimated) blond wearing yoga pants was coming in. Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste. Oh,…

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Who's next?

I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered. Who should I go for next?…

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Starz in Gardena, CA

I heard it was closed down for remodeling - but also heard it was closed down for good. Anyone one near this club have any details if it's indeed closed down for good or just temporary? This would be a…

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Double trouble at NJ strip club.

DEERFIELD TWP. — A strip-club patron brought a gun into the business and started shooting after an altercation — wounding at least one person — according to New Jersey State Police. During the shooting, in what authorities believe to be a…

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Man dies from strip club fight.

ST. PETE BEACH — A 35-year-old Seminole man died early Saturday after arguing about his bill and getting into a fight with a staff member at the Mermaids Gentlemen's Club located at 7500 Blind Pass Road, the Pinellas County Sheriff's…