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Black tuscler please help me out with this porn

http://www.xvideos.com/video181332/michelle_tucker_big_ass_party So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex? Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your ass, yet you dye your…

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Houston clubs

Hey guys I've heard Houston has sort of fell off. I just wanted to know what's the latest with Houston? I'm seeking an extras club

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Are you an ITC or OTC person?

Up until this past summer, I very rarely did OTC with strippers, even with a former ATF. I just prefer keeping our activities ITC in VIP or a dark corner of the club. Against my principles, I've been doing quite…

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Dancer Conversation

I asked a dancer if she poops at work. She said "Yes, for the right amount of money"

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How's this for a stripper's name?

DENVER - A woman who stabbed a dancer outside a night club in Denver is still on the loose. TeJae Se'Rae Cannon was stabbed multiple times at PT's Night Club club early Thursday, according to Cannon's mother. The suspect is also an…

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Making Fun of RickyBoy and The System

Some folks on this board are starting to suggest that I make fun of RickyBoy and his System a little too often. I really don't think I do it that excessively though. Maybe just 5-6 times a day on average. But,…

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Dayshift entrance fee

I'm noticing in my area a lot of the clubs are starting to charge a dollar entrance fee on dayshift and as I look at the reviews they mostly state dayshift $0.00 it seems like a small thing but I'm…

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Dachshund System at the Baseball Game

The ball girl was kinda hot http://youtu.be/tRrib8eMFQA

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Favorite board games as a kid...

The ones I played a lot were.. Stratego Risk Strat-O-Matic baseball Now I have a marble chess set with nobody to play

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Detroit by Day

Would appreciate some intel on Detroit clubs -Afternoon shifts for an upcoming weekday trip (sorry I can't make the upcoming motorcity meet-up). Thinking of sticking to PHC, FC, Coliseum and maybe BTs. Which are better days/which are better nights?…

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How do I do it?

It has struck me in the last few days that the vast majority of my favorite dancers have been 30+. These girls, in order of their favor (by me) are 45, 42, 31, 42 and 46. So why is it…

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Young Dro Stripper Says Rapper Stole My Car ... And Got Me Busted Read more

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/30/young-dro-charged-for-stealing-strippers-car/#ixzz3kJGtCtNd

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some new some maybe old i cant remember lol Enjoy

http://imgbox.com/g/hKvm8q6Kmj

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Responding to internet trolls

Responding to internet trolls is like organizing your underwear drawer. Feels good for a second and then you ask yourself WHY DID I DO THAT? Admittedly this is a lesson that I have not fully learned yet.

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Any of you guys still play old computer games?

I played an old game. Axis and Allies. I got surprised. The AI really improved a lot more. It's learning from me. It had me beat for like the first time ever yesterday until I…

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The painted ladies of Times Square

http://nypost.com/2015/08/30/i-went-undercover-as-a-topless-performer-in-times-square/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups

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Punctuation, strippers, and humorless parents

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/261400/the-oxford-comma-world-leaders-and-strippers-cause-uproar-in-texas/

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OT: Brilliant facts about the royal family!

http://hypster.guru/8109/crazy-secrets-british-royal-family/ OK, I know it's a parody, but you have to admit that the Queen being a MMA fan and Princess Di bringing the AIDS monkey to Europe is brilliant stuff! ;)

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The cure for PLism

And it only costs $7,500. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3215560/The-Christian-rehab-Josh-Duggar-spend-six-months-reading-Bible-praying-doing-manual-labor-cure-sex-addiction.html

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A great idea for Dougster

Dougster, we are all unbelievably sick of your incessant System crap directed at Rick. We'd rather be tied down and forced to fuck Hillary Clinton than to read that yet again again and fucking again over and over ...…

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OTC

In your opinions, what percentage of the higher range girls do the OTC. And for the older SClubers. Has it increased do to the poor economy. The reason i'm asking is. Back in the days when I was a frequent…

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More video on drunk stripper who ran over biker

Here's the complete video of the drunk stripper. The Fox News link I posted yesterday edited a lot out. The stripper's stage name is "Dallas", but I haven't learned her real name. She is in custody.…

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I Finally Found My ATF

Man, I finally found her. This night is it. This night she showed up. This night was the night that will go down in my SCing career to be the golden age. Because she showed up and I just knew…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Not a bad daytime stop

Was passing by and thought I'd stop and check it out. Had watched it transform from its previous life as Sensations into PP. Nice clean interior, a little bright inside during daytime from light thru…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Old reliable

I've always had a good time at Cheetah, although lately it seems to have gotten a little pricey. Drinks are the same, but dancers seem to push the sale sooner and with more pressure. It…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

had a good time

It is nice that they fixed their website and have current info on it. They’ve also started to post lineups on their FB feed. FWIW, seeing my (former?) CF’s name on recent posts…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

A favorite daytime stop

Nice place, pretty girls, not too busy most times I've been there. Drink specials through the day, doesn't matter to me, since I quit drinking alcohol. Good bartenders and selection, as well as being a…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Ehhh...okay

This seems like a place to hang with buddies rather than a solo joint. There were more chick spectators than dancers at one point. On top the Byob is a bit of a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

After two months away...

...I finally returned to my favorite strip club (in GA anyway)! After paying the valet $5 and tipping the woman at the front desk I was in. Even at 4pm it was pretty…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Pay a little extra for your lap dance and you'll get a lot more

I went here with a few friends after going out drinking one night. We had all been here before, so we knew what to expect: all-nude dancers, no drinking (so drink beforehand), private lap dances…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

New club and sports bar are interesting

The club is interesting now that renovations are complete and the sports bar is in full swing. The food in the sports bar area is very good, halfway reasonable, and you don't have to…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Too Damn Ghetto

Sadly it seems Yellow Rose has finally made it's transition to full on Rap/Urban mode. Its mostly black hood rats dancers. and what quality white girls they had left have left for good. Even the…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Quick stop at TD's

I stopped in after a short business trip after reading reviews on this site. The club had the most reviews and with only a few hours before my flight, I gave this place a shot.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Ybor Strip

Visited Scarlett's at Ybor Strip after not going for many years. I was a frequent visitor there about 15 to 18 years ago, but since then the club laws in my native Pasco county…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

In Transition

Christie"s seems to be undergoing a renovation under new management. It was a great club in it's heyday, but had fallen into decline in terms of dancer quality and customer experience. The dancers had been…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Best "bang" for the buck

Came in, nicely lit parking lot, safe feel to it unlike some shady places I've been to in the past. Had to use the bathroom soon as I walked in, by far the CLEANEST bathrooms…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Could It Get Any Worse!?!?!?

I decided to go to Mustangs on a Wednesday night. The last time I was here was a sad experience so I decided to give it another shot. Boy was that a mistake! Now I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went in on an afternoon since I had time to kill and it was a lot of fun

Went in on an afternoon since I had time to kill and it was a lot of fun. the music was good not to loud,the girls were friendly,loved the bartender that has the perfect attitude…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This Place Deserves Better.

Every time I come here it seems to get better despite the fact that it is a complete hole in the wall and a total dump. I remember when I first came to this club.…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Little Darlings

Friends and I headed over to see my buddy off before he went and joined the Army. It was a weekday, so we're not looking at the primetime list here. Dancers were alright, though, and…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Finally A Bad Dancer at EI

Nothing going to talk about the club's appearance since everyone here knows the layout or can read about it. I finally got a bad dancer at this club. She told me in the VIP room…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little darlings

Seems like things are all over the place at Little darlings. At one point not too long ago, dancers were charging $20 a song but the last few visits have been different. Girls have gone…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Might be hope

I know I swore that I would never stop in this club again. But never say never. I tried it again on a week day. There were two black dancer there and…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

This is my second review of Red's

This is my second review of Red's. I decided to check the place out on a Friday evening. I wasn't disappointed. There were plenty of dancers working that evening. I'm usually…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Early evening mid-week visit

I ended up visiting between shifts on Weds evening around 7pm. This is a pretty horrible time to go because the day shift is leaving and the night shift is trickling in. You…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

On Point

Not in the habit of reviewing the same club twice, but this place deserves it. Desire Providence is probably the best sc in the northeast ! Visited on a Friday night. place…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Went to this club on a Sunday afternoon

Went to this club on a Sunday afternoon. The club opens at 5pm on Sunday's. Their is a $5 cover but offers $0.25 domestic bottles and $1 imports. So you can really stretch your…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Nice Girl

First stop was at another establishment on Kean st one girl I figured I would try X Dreams for the first time. It has good off street parking located in the back of building. come in…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Good for Syracuse

Went to Lookers on a Saturday evening a few weeks ago for a friends birthday. I've only ever been to Paradise Found in the Syracuse area and we wanted to try something new. The club…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Much better than the old Club Rouge

I hadn't been to Club Rouge since the ownership/layout change, and it's in better shape now. There's still the best lineup of dancers at any club in Portland, if my Wed night is any indication.…

Gin Dee's Cafe

West Haven, Connecticut

Called into Gin Dees on a Tuesday afternoon about 3

Called into Gin Dees on a Tuesday afternoon about 3. 4-5 lasses, 1 older Señora 1 smoking Dominicana, 1 25 year old American gal and a couple others either in the back or fluttering around…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Last Waterbury club standing

I've stopped into Mr Happy's a half dozen times for a quick beer or three at various days and times during the afternoon. Always at least one very pretty girl and one that should have…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Beautiful Brazilians during the day

Very much a laid back friendly BYOB ($12 bucks a six pack) with some gorgeous young girls including 5-6 who grew up on Samba. Place hasn't changed in years but is still fine, parking not…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Mixed Experience

This is a confounding club. Sometimes it can't be beat. Other times it's just strange. First visits were in the afternoon when an old-timer is watching the floor. He seems to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

All the Same Boobs

First off, it's a nice club with lots of girls who don't put on a lot of pressure. Even the drinks aren't that bad with pretty regular specials every few songs. But I made…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dive Strip Joint

Like the other reviews say it is definitely a dive Strip Club. This was my second time going and wont be my last. You get what you pay for at this place and the menu…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Saturday Suprise at the Vegas Club

Have visited the Vegas Gentlemen's club numerous times through the years and usually have a good time. Stopped Saturday just before the evening shift of dancers started (7pm). TJ is the regular day…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Pretty Good Strip Club

I arrived to Ybor Strip around Midnight on Saturday. The club was easy to get in and out of. The parking lot was well lit and had security with someone watching over it at all…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

Do not go here

Awful, probably the worst club I've ever been in. So, the place is apparently under "new management." I give them this: the inside of the club looks better and a little bit tidier, but…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still the Gold Standard for Central Florida

Finally managed to stop by the Inner Room after a LONG two-year absence and was glad to see that nothing has changed. Saw a lot of the old crew and glad they were still doing…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Good times

I appreciate the no smoking! It use to stink in here! Smokers have access to an outdoor patio. Private dances are located in the back, Nice, private, furnished vip rooms, reasonably priced.…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Made two visits since my last...

Made two visits since my last review. The last one was yesterday - Saturday (8/29/15). Got in around after 4:00PM and stayed less than an hour. There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit.…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Dollar Parade City

Stopped in after a night at the local bars around 1am. The physical appearance of the outside of the building does not do the inside justice. Its a lot bigger than one would think in…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

On my way back from best buy

ENTER THE CHAINDOG!. II came in Saturday night about 9pm. Five dollar cover, ten bucks for a shot of Yukon Jack and a coke .Must be 15 girls working, maybe 20 customers, none by the…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Casa after dark

Finally had the chance to hit Casa Diablo at night and it is quite the place. I walked in around a shift change and there were so many girls working the stage. It…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

First Time and Last Time

For the top-ranked club in a place as legendary as Detroit, I was ultimately disappointed in what would become my first and last experience at PHC DTW. I've always hated attending the strip club on…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

good visit

I was in TJ for my semi-annual visit and decided to hit up a few clubs that I do not go to regularly. Most mongers will hit up HK or Adelitas. I like to spend…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Check it out..next to the HK

I think many gringo's (I'm one) skip this place as it is not like the strip clubs we are used to. With a Ranchero/Western them, a live band and a dance foor, it;s made like…

Lavish Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The time I went left so much to be desired

The time I went left so much to be desired. There were three dancers there and they were all C listers. I hate to criticize women but if they choose to be strippers, they are…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Colorado has its quirks.

I'm submitting a review from the standpoint of an entertainer after working at this club for several months. 1) Physical appearance Colorado has an above-average layout and condition for clubs in Houston. The main stage is ideally…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Call it Follies DC

I've been in the DMV for a while now and I've only been to those lame ripoff places on Baltimore. This place is in fact NOT in an upscale location. It's in the hood. But…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

One of the Best Clubs I've Ever Worked

I have been dancing for years now and have seen some good and terrible clubs. This is the best club I've worked in the South. It's clean, professional, and classy without being uptight.…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Decent

Like others have said the building is not much to look at. It shares a parking lot with another strip club which is convenient and a sex shop. It is just up the road from…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

what a dump

I wouldn't go back to this dump even if it was free booze and free champagne room dances.This is an absolute dive and the lowest of the lows of a skank business.It takes a special…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Practically an Institution

This club has been around for a while, and it's still something of an institution in Reading. It's not physically that big, but it's clean and nice, with decent lighting, sound and bar, and…

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Shit happens then their is Alcohol and Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few…

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Hard to Believe

Tonight I had one of those cheap high mileage pussy strippers that you guys talk about so often. The service was amazing. I give about 12 hours notice and she's good. She shows up, dances nude, no…

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OT - Smartphones and our Downfall as Humans

Fucking Smartphones. Just a general observation. I don’t know about you, but when I see my smartphone the first thing that comes to mind is work. Something I don’t get excited about. I’m so plugged in while working I actually…

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Tootsies shill review.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2015/08/29/tootsies-cabaret-strip-club/

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How much money

How much money would Hillary Clinton have to pay to get you to fuck her? With your eyes open the whole time. DFK is also required throughout. How much extra to let Bill watch while he jerks off in…

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A new first for me - any of you guys seen this?

I was going to add this into my review of TWH in NZ but thought differently at the time, perhaps in hindsight I should have . Any way I will stop jabbering and get on with it. When I was at TWH…

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Fucking Her in the Mouth

This is my new favorite sex act. Just did it with my little single mom cause she was having her period. It makes me cum so quick every time. She stroked me with her tongue while I fucked.…

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Fucking Ugly Women

At what point is a woman too ugly to fuck? I had dinner with an old high school girlfriend. Not only did I not want to fuck her, but I would not. She could have offered me…

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My story of the hand job i got last night at the club

I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that…

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How's a casino like a good woman?

???

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Missing Clubber

Where's Clubber been? I thought he might have just been on summer vacation but it's been awhile now. i miss him.

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Hookers for Hillary

politics aside... I would not spend $1k on any of these http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/21/meet-the-hookers-for-hillary-why-prostitutes-want-hillary-clinton-for-president.html

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Bullshit topic

Has anyone been to the Tilted Kilt lately? They got new outfits and their kilts are even shorter. Some girls ass cheeks hang out now.... What do you think of that?

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Found myself a new favorite t-shirt.

http://www.amazon.com/Support-Single-Moms-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B000UZCIAK

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Beat The 213 Dances A Week Record

Link to the page: http://tinyurl.com/q2orylc Basically, the record on that club was 213 dances sold by one dancer, that's just one week. Let's do that math: 213 x $20 = $4260.00 But what if the place charges forty bucks per song, that would…

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Fish tacos are delicious and San Diego has the best.....

http://dateoxygen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fish-taco.jpeg

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Shit Testing Your Fave

After reading about a discussion here and thinking about how a certain type of stripper acts like she is entitled to have money without providing the service, I decided to play my new stripper friend who I ran into last…

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Al and the guys at the nudie club...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHz7IqGqo5U

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I knew these guys were popular..,

But didn't realize one of them worked in a strip club. Goes by the name of Fillet http://youtu.be/joRSujsHoks

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best clubs in the country...

So what are some clubs across the country that have the best combination of hot girls and easy to get mileage? (outside of the champagne room) My picks are Penthouse Detroit and Baby Dolls in Dallas. I know you…

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U.S. Government weighs in on LDK

from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens--27084

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Drunk stripper runs over biker near Detroit

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/13230390-story

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's Vegas

Showed up between 3:00 - 5:00 AM and the club was still pretty active. Drove myself and got there right before a small group of 4 in a cab. Doormen and front desk were chattering about…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Same as usual... So good

Had the day off so I made the trek in the afternoon. I have been going evening lately and have developed a familiarity with a lady on nights but strives for the hands…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Worth trying out

Overall, this club is worth the drive from clarksville or Nashville. $5 cover charge and beers are $3 per bottle or $12 for 5. I'd recommend not doing draft since they rarely change…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Hot Afternon At Follies

Always a good time here when I'm in Atlanta. Sat at the bar and two gals sat next to me an ordered drinks and were eating their lunch. One was a college girl…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

A mixed bag in TJ

This place is kinda weird for TJ. The owners put a ton of money into renovating both the interior and exterior (to the point where they nicely tiled the sidewalk in front of the…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Not worth the time

On a lark, on a Wednesday night, about 10pm, I decided to check out Centerfolds. I'd read some good reviews, and some bad. Now you can read mine. First of all, the place was dead! There…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

IT IS WHAT IT IS...

This place is a real laid back dive bar. Drinks are cheap. I have been here a couple times and there is never more than 5 guys there. The dancers are really friendly but most…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Nice club

The club itself is very nice and well kept. When you walk in you enter the bar area. The stage is around the corner and is rather large. If you are one that enjoys sitting…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

great club

This is my go-to club in Baltimore. Girls are great and super friendly and it's not too crowded. The only negative thing about this club is that the owner/manager runs around like the fun…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

much better

This club is on my way home after a BBQ party at point lookout state park. I went to Archibald's first. The review for Archibald's will be posted later. It is only several blocks from…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Nice place to hang out

Heartbreakers, at the intersection of National, Greenfield, and 95th is a nice place to chill out with friendly, pretty girls but if you seek extras look elsewhere. The building has an ample-sized parking lot behind it.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Ahhh not worth the stop

Stopped in at 12:30 am on a Friday night. You have to valet but it is free (tip of course). Then hit with a $10 cover and a mandatory $8 charge for wrist band which…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Paradise saloon is always the place I go while I'm in Kansas for business

Paradise saloon is always the place I go while I'm in Kansas for business. However, the last couple visits are kind disappointing as the dancer quality drops dramatically comparing several month ago. One of my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Best club in town

I have always enjoyed going to the many good club in the valley, but HiLiter has always been one of my favorites. The club itself is small, but comfortable. The is usually a decent…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Not much has changed at Cab

It's been about ten years since my last visit to this club in El Paso , and not much has changed since that time . Certainly no improvements to the inside of the club ,…

Mens Gallery

Hobart, Tasmania

Promising

First visit to only stripclub in Tasmania. Its been around a lot of years and obviousy survives. Opens Wednesday to Saturday nights from 8pm and closes when things quieten down after 1am. The night I…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

New hot spot...

I must say I like this club... It may not be the biggest, it may not be the prettiest and the girls are not all 10's, but it's a nice vibe. Being an avid patron…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Umm hoping for better...

First let me start by saying I use to LOVE this spot... Umm can't say that anymore. To me it's fell off from the good ole' days. In my other posts if stated how much…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

One day layover in FLL

So, I was on my way to meet some friends in South America for vacation and had a one day layover in Ft. Lauderdale. Did some research and decided on Cheetahs as Scarlett's and other…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

It's a shack but I had fun

If you find a well-lit shack on the side of a highway leading out of Lawrence you are probably in the right place. Knowing that I would be in Lawrence for a couple of weeks,…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Checking out the class of 2015

I haven't been to this club for a while and during my daily drive to work I kept seeing their sign welcoming "The Class of 2015". I don't know if it was advertising new talent…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Second Visit

Made a second visit to this club, the first a few months earlier, and having visited a few other OC clubs I wasn't sure why this one gave me the urge to make a second…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Nothing new

Not too much has changed since the last visit here. Different set of dancers but same number. Usually 6-10 depending on the day and time you show up. Remember that the parking lot is facing…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

How the mighty have fallen

This is not the old Lollipops but I think they want to cash in on the name and hope no one notices. After the reopening they have started scanning id's and charging $20 to get…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

DVCOI Thurs Aug 27

Used to be a regular at this club and decided to drop in again last Thursday. This is a great place to go for the budget. The girls aren't the best looking around…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Stiletto's

I've been to stiletto's a few times and every time they seem to have plenty of girls which are very friendly to talk to. Last night they had around 14 girls. The staff is great.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Solid...

So...made a recent stop at my old stomping ground in a Friday night, and my spot didn't disappoint. I had been catching issues with dancers who were not down for real action, but I…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Walked right back out and moved on

Maybe 4:00 AM? Walked into the club, person at the entry told me there were only 2 dancers on shift, no one on stage, and waved me in, no cover (not sure if that's normal). Walked in,…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Great Couples Club

My wife and I have discovered this club for Saturday night adventures. We like it because there are so many couples that show up over there and they have a private area for them…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Friday night

The club is in a plaza near the edge of the city and parking has been nearly full on the two weekends that I visited. The exterior is somewhat plain, just a big "Platinum Plus"…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Good Time

I decided to travel to The Rustic Frog for some Saturday night fun. Upon entering, giving my id and 5 dollar cash entry fee i walked in. Although i was told, if you get…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Hott 22

It's very dark in there. Absolutely all of the girls are nice, but some don't speak English too well-the brazillians and Russians present a slight language barrier at times. Every race is represented, and every…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Another Great Night at the River Corral

Stopped by a few times recently, including on Friday late afternoon and was surprised at how much fun I had. There were 4 or 5 ladies were dancing, a couple sold 8's. This place is as…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great value

As a value investor by day, I love diamonds in the rough! This place is that. Stopped by on a Thursday after some plans fell thru, and I was not let down.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Loved it

My experience as an out of town guy was absolutely great. My waitress was attentive and asking towards the bottom of a drink but not too familiar, so that started the evening well. There is…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Good Club, Safe for Women

For some reason because I was in a major city, I expected a lot more out of Centerfolds. The girls were certainly a mixed bag in looks, talent and demeanor. It was rare to find…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Best place in EP

Basically the best strip club to go to in the city. I visit EP often for business and when I do I always visit this place. The girls were incredibly hot, all-nude, and it's byob.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flashdancers

In New York City for work and thought I would check out a few clubs. Visited this club twice, on a Wednesday night from about 9 pm – midnight and a Tuesday night from…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

it's sexy time!

well I'll dispenses with the descriptions of the layout of the club its been stated numerous times and is accurate. walked in paid my $10 cover sat at the right side of stage watched a…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Deja Vu After Hours

Arrived at about 10:00 p.m. on a Wednesday. I was advised the cover charge was $20. I had a flyer printed off the internet that promised free admission. However, the girl…

Sex scene in NZ

As most of you are aware prostitution in NZ is legal. It went legal in 2003 and since this date there has been an inevitable increase in sex clubs and girls selling sexual services. On my recent trip I managed to spend a night in Auckland. I visited a couple of AMP's, brothels and strip clubs. Listed in local papers are a large number of girls providing massage or escort services with a rough 50/50 split in Asian and NZ girls. In the AMP's the price is about US$75 for 30 mins which includes a massage, BJ and a fuck but I didn't partake because the quality was poor. I went to a couple of brothels one had a bit of…

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Feast of the Beheading of John the Baptist (Why some Christian churches have a

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beheading_of_St._John_the_Baptist Besides the general "anti- adultery anti- fortification" rhetoric most Evangelical and mainstream Christian churches have against our hobby, here is another reason they have a special sore spot against erotic dancing. In the new testament accounts, John the Baptist had…

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Random Thoughts

I used to be satisfied just sitting in a room full of gorgeous naked young women. Pretty early on though I found that I had to touch to be satisfied. It was no problem cause there are plenty…

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How can ass clowns everyone has on ignore can STILL be a pain?

Why, by endlessly recycling dead-and-buried threads off course!

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Londonguy, do UK women have huge fucking tits?

If you're a cop returning a call from a reporter with huge fucking tits it is non-brilliant to forget to hang up the phone after you leave her a message! http://jezebel.com/police-officers-leave-reporter-accidental-voicemail-abo-1727272756

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The (legal!) Duggar girls are pretty hot, aren't they?

As I was screwing reading stuff on the net I ran across this: www.inquisitr.com/1913298/jana-duggar-is-done-with-19-kids-and-counting-what-will-she-do-now/ I've never watched the 19 kids and counting because the show seems stupid and now I know there is the really sleazy hypocrite son and that makes the…

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Stripper Pole

Was talking to a stripper the other day who installed a stripper pole in her house. Her mom was a stripper. She's a stripper. And she has three daughters. Who have a stripper pole in their house. I…

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Hot Zombies: The Walking Dead vs Fear the Walking Dead

Did anyone watch the pilot of "Fear the Walking Dead?" It supposed to be a prequel to "The Walking Dead". Takes place right at the start of the outbreak in LA. In the opening scene they briefly show a…

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Your comfort zone

What have you done lately to get out of your comfort zone? Ask for otc? Ask for a number? Ask a dancer if she will let you shave her ass hole? Fuck a scary looking bitch?

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There should be a sign...

that says... Don't Date The Strippers. So many people learn about it the hard way.

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How do you like your pussy?

Shaved? Bush? Landing Strip? Bikini Line? I'll take shaved, but I don't mind Landing Strip.

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Kitty piercing

Like it? Love it? Hate it? Indifferent about it? I remember a few years ago not a lot of girls were doing it, but now at any strip club I go, there will be at least one girl that has her…

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Now, on to film.

IronFox22 brought up Patrica Heaton and "...immediate stiffy." My question, what early in your life film actress gave you that "immediate stiffy".? I doubt it, but I wonder if any will have the same one as me.

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It is fun to be a kid

I went to Twin Peaks last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that came…

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I bet JS69 approves of this....

He'll be visiting Ohio and the University of Toledo soon.... http://nbc4i.com/2015/08/27/buddie-the-marijuana-mascot-unveiled-at-u-of-toledo/

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Drunk BMW driver who killed 'horny' girlfriend in a crash as she straddled him a

No, this wasn't me. I drive a Z4. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3214122/Drunk-BMW-driver-killed-horny-girlfriend-crash-straddled-wheel-jailed-seven-years.html

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Sugar daddy' doctor investigated after strippers claimed he gave them cocaine an

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3213555/Sugar-daddy-doctor-investigated-strippers-claim-gave-cocaine-got-addicted-anti-depressants.html

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Intergluteal

Do any "extras" strippers offer intergluteal frottage/intercourse (butt crack wank/job) as an extra? Or, does anyone partake with escorts or civvies? Is there a slang term for this already? I recommend we call it "macedonian" since it's…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Always a fun time a Treasures

I needed a place to hang out before i went to bed i was a lone in vegas so i wanted to stop by my favorite strip club. i arrived about 11PM and the upstairs…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Once more at the Criket

Another visit to the Criket on a lazy Monday afternoon. As always, I appreciate the lack of valet parking outside, the lack of an afternoon cover at the door, and the lack if cigarette…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Worst Visit here

Got there around 8:30, 9pm or so. There were at least 5 dancers working, with about 20 patrons, including a group of about 5 guys. I was there for just over an hour, and I…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Not as good as before

I hadn't been to Foxy's in over a year and it is definitely not as good as it used to be. As soon as you walk in the bouncer tells explains that you have…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

CRAPPY TALENT

this club years ago used to be one of my favorite clubs to go to. the afternoon shift of this place would usually have several 7's and 8's floating around to provide some real nice…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Busted as girls..

upon pulling up to the club in our free limo from a girl who gave us a flyer on the street! The club looked very impressive! However upon entering I knew immediately that…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Whispers — Not A K.C. Masterpiece

The first thing you need to know about Whispers is that it’s only a nighttime stripclub, at least during the workweek. I learned this the hard way. I parceled out my itinerary for my vacation…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Most friendly girls I have seen in a club.

I have not been to a lot of clubs but these girls worked hard for your dollar. We sat around one of the tables and they would almost give a short lap dance for a…

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Hmm

rickdugan Joined Nov 2009 Clubs: 105 Reviews: 139 I will not corrupt this one Last Comment: Just Now July 21, 2015 • This may sound a little ridiculous and I am a bit tipsy right now, but I saw a…

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OTC Tip

The best time to ask about OTC action is during the phone number exchange. For me, the vast majority of time it is the dancer that suggests exchanging numbers. During the phone number swap I simply ask if…

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Don't you enjoy those funny geigco commercials?

I like the sea monster on the golf course. now if they had played that one during the masters, it would have been even funnier. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0BNatewC-c

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I'm pissed, but what should I do?

So I've spent several months cultivating a relationship with a cute little stripper that I thought would be an outstanding DS backup. She's new so it's been slow going. But I've been very patient and generous with her,…

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OT- High End Steak Restaurants, Worth It?

To all the steak connoisseurs (and even casual diners out there): Has the premium price you've paid at a high end steak restaurant (Ruth Chris, Mortons, Shulas, Capital Grill, equivalent local only places, etc.) been worth it to you ?…

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Secret System

How to tell if extras are available at a club.The club opens at 9. No alcohol. Middle of nowhere. 10 dancers. 2 customers. In my first 8 minutes 9 of the dancers came over.…

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Meet the shady ladies of 'penis propaganda': Anti-VD posters of WWII

Steer clear of VD! http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/health/wwii-vd-posters-penis-propaganda/index.html

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The Mc Whopper

These give you the KING SIZE SHITS. Cligging toylets just got more interesting! Forget the plungers, bring the jackhammer!

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Some men can't take a message......

http://www.hahafunnyjokes.com/images/memes/1429602830_men-taking-messages.jpeg

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SJG-"Porter Stansberry fucked me in the ass while Ron Paul watched!"

Has anyone else got a crazy ass PM like this from San Jose Guy. I keep hearing how we need to buy "hard" assets from him, and something about currency devaluation.

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So you like anal sex huh?

http://www.xnxx.com/video9797593/small_accident_during_anal_sex

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My system on bagging strippers!!!!!!!!

It has been always said if you want to date a stripper in the traditional sense: •she needs to be attracted to you •a big dick helps •you need to treat her with respect (don't treat her like a stripper) •don't spend money on…

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Jack's Words to Live By

I am now a retired senior citizen and one of the oldest members of TUSCL, a PL emeritus, as it were, and I feel I have a duty to share the wisdom I have acquired with the younger generation of…

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Give your brother a blow job and get a Corvette.

A woman is mad after she was tricked into performing a sex act on her brother. Madeline Madison of Los Angeles, California, is suing Come-and-Go Productions after an incident on the set, which led to her unknowingly performing a sex…

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Transformation

A dancer at a Detroit club has transformed herself. I've known her for 2 years, and when I first saw her I would never have considered getting a dance from her. Although blonde and busty, she was overweight…

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Floyd Mayweather Just Bought a $4,8 million Car

Methinks he must have quite the dinky winky http://youtu.be/4R9jy9zR32g

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OT: Yourteamcheats.com

A week ago several pantywaists on this site were simpering over Tom Brady & Bill Belichek, demonstrating the power of jealousy. I recently read a summary of each NFL team's record of cheating and it's interesting reading. Apparently Denver…

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My Fav Porn Video Ever

This is the Hottest video that I've ever seen in my entire life. The best piece of porn I will ever see. I'm horny enough to fuck an ATM. Ok. So I said no sex stories for a…

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josh Duggar accused of paying a porn star/stripper for sex

A porn star who also strips at different clubs around the country claims Josh Duggar paid her for sex on two separate occasions at a hotel. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3211848/Josh-Duggar-enters-faith-based-rehab-treated-sex-addiction-allegation-paid-stripper-rough-sex-wife-s-latest-pregnancy.html Who knows if it's true, she could just be looking for fame but she…

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Credit Cards

I have read some on here I think where guys said they used their credit card at the strip club. Where I am from I have never seen this. Those of you who have been to MANY clubs…

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Motorhead does Sympathy for the Devil cover.....sounds awesome

Gotta love Lemmy's voice http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/check_out_motorheads_cover_of_rolling_stones_sympathy_for_the_devil.html

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Daily Weirdness: McWhooper

Wtf? http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/26/business/media/burger-king-to-mcdonalds-lets-make-a-mcwhopper.html?_r=0

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Stripper claims Josh Duggar slept with her twice

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1093851/stripper-porn-star-danica-dillon-josh-duggar

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Co-owner of Goodfellas strip club, a cover for brothel, agrees to plea deal

It's not every day you see a photo of a strip club owner in a wheelchair. http://www.omaha.com/news/crime/co-owner-of-goodfellas-strip-club-a-cover-for-brothel/article_9e184239-2353-5bce-afdd-58a95c4b8d65.html

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Repeating The Same Mistake Twice

The last time I saw her was about two years ago. Blond hair, tall, slender body, I would say any common Joe/Jose/Moron would definitely get enchanted with her lustful body and long hair. I really got attracted to her the…

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Webcam

This evening I spent a couple of hours with a dancer from my favorite club. Her mother is in hospital for a couple of weeks and the apartment they share is all hers for the time being. She does webcam…

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Benny Hill

What would you do if you went to a strip club and a scene unfolded like a classic Benny Hill episode? The only dancers that would give you the time of day were the fugly ones. The hot ones keep…

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Which would your prefer a strip club or a pot shop?

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local/strip-club-or-pot-shop-sunnyside-man-weighs-options/article_035e7f4e-4b85-11e5-ab46-7bc66e8e31ee.html

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Patricia Heaton

Of all the middle-aged actresses who have been at some point prominent over the last 15-20 years, there's something about Patricia Heaton that gives me an immediate stiffy. A lot of it, I think, is that she gives off that…

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Discounts

Of all the things that you might try to get at a discount, penis surgery should be at the absolute bottom of that list. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/25/fake-doctors-penis-enlargement_n_8040202.html

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Other?

I just set up the activity ap on my new Apple watch. You have to enter personal info including your sex. The choices are: female, male, and other. WTF is other?

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Anyone need a zombie proof apartment?

https://boulder.craigslist.org/apa/5178846829.html

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Russian dating sites!

Check out these profile pics! www.playboy.com/galleries/insane-russian-profile-pictures/slide-1 The first on started out with a girl holding a banana, presumably about to demonstrate her prowess! Then it gets disturbing! Brilliant stuff!

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Stripper Party on 9/11? Some hoes just have no sense

Since I have an instagram just DEDICATED to slutty women, I came across Bridgette B's photo of her coming to Sapphire's Gentleman's Club on 9/11 http://www.nysapphire.com/NY-Sapphire-Adult-Star-Bridgette-B-Live.html Normally, this would be hot and sexy, but as a fellow New Yorker, this sounds like…

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For Witches and Strippers

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nlo/3336764861.html

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Pussy smell like water

I need me a bitch wit clean tight pussy When she comes from da club it got no oder Pussy smell like water

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Are you a FILF

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209043/I-best-head-Married-teacher-51-accused-sexually-harassing-male-workers-giving-unwanted-rubs-inviting-home-shower.html

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Sorry i haven't been on tuscl much

Been doing a lot of overtime at the plant or should i say Da plant mane lol Also been playing over 100,000 poker hands online Americas Card Room is Da best With that said im about 6 months out from using poker…