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I hope that was some kind of euphemism I did not get

Nov 1, 2015, 10:02 AM

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

From a recent review:

“... I remember stopping by the flower shop and picking up about three dozen roses which were all given away that day by the way ...”

Full review:

Stopped in during the week to check out the place... I had read the reviews here and was a bit worried about the clientele but my desire for a hot chocolate treat won out. The club is ok by stripclub standards, but could be better when it comes to cleanliness... hard to tell. Its dark in there. One one girl dancing at that time.. it was early.. nice slim tall ebony lots of tattoos. .. sat down and she approached me.. she was very friendly and chatty. Explained how things worked and off the the back we went. Got one of the best bbbjcimws I have ever had. No complaints no hesitation just great. I remember stopping by the flower shop and picking up about three dozen roses which were all given away that day by the way. Otc was offered but no digits were available. There was a report in the news about a murder happening outside this club and that keeps me from going back and if I did it would be early in the day like this fist time to avoid the dark parking lot and the other thugs..

Be safe and have fun out there

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Papi_Chulo10 years ago

The club in the review is a black-club – those chicks don't care about no damn roses - “roses – we don't need no stinkin roses”

4got2wipe10 years ago

I suspect the reviewer was trying to be coy, using 1 dozen roses = $100

Not that brilliant of a code if you ask me, but to each his own!

4got2wipe10 years ago

I wonder what crazyjoe's euphemism is. I bet it's the bidet! As in "I promised three bidet installations for a BJ!" ;)

That would be brilliant!

Bavarian10 years ago

That makes sense. Not sure why he had to use code words for that. He stopped by the bank or ATM and got $300. I can understand using code words for sex acts.

Bavarian10 years ago

That must be escort lingo

motorhead10 years ago

Every rose has its thorn

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

^ “just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song”

shanny7210 years ago

300 for a bj is insane

JohnSmith6910 years ago

I'm betting he bought flowers. Since he said what happened in the dances, why be secretive about price or an ATM visit?

JohnSmith6910 years ago

What does the ws stand for?

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

"ws" - With Spit

georgmicrodong10 years ago

Hmmm, I'd've thought 1 rose = $1; that's the way it's used on another board.

And I've always assumed "ws" meant "with swallow."

shadowcat10 years ago

Per Urbandictionary.com

3
Roses Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles. Sometimes also referred to as Flowers. Her add said that a donation of 100 roses would be required for bbbjcim

PhantomGeek10 years ago

I'm certain 4got has the right definition. You'll often see ads on Backpage or other places where the women will quote prices as "roses" or some other such innocuous thing. They might think that, by using euphemisms, they aren't quoting actual prices and thus soliciting, but I think that both the police and the prosecutors would probably laugh at that sort of defense.

tumblingdice10 years ago

Is this a White Hispanic thing?

seaboardrr10 years ago

The 3 dozen roses is what is throwing everyone off I think. If he'd have said 300 roses then it's make sense since that's what you always see on BP and other places. $300 for a BJ is insane though. He did say all were given away during the night so I'd have to assume he had multiple interactions with dancers. At least I would hope he didn't spend $300 for a BJ.

PhantomGeek10 years ago

He might've been off if it was his first time using the euphemism.