Dancers Royale
5221 E Colonial Dr Orlando, FL 32807

Pretty but Tame

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flagooner
Nov 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Saturday Evening

The club is very small and dark. It took a full song for my eyes to adjust. I had to hang out at the door for a few minutes before looking for a place to sit so I would stumble over the chairs/other customers/dancers. Did I say it was small? I couldn't find a seat. I hung around for about 15 minutes and finally got a seat by the bar. Drink prices were veery reasonable which is why I gave the Monetary Value Rating a 6. There is zero mileage for the dances. Just about all of the dancers are quite pretty (at least they looked really nice in that light) and friendly, very good conversationalists. But the dances are awful. NO CONTACT AT ALL, and they still have to wear pasties. Might as well just head to the beach and watch girls in bikinis. Much cheaper and about the same amount of skin.

This would be a great place to bring some business clients, the girls are very friendly and range from 6-9. But if you are going because you are a bit horny, don't bother. I was hoping to not have to drive all the way out to the beach, but it looks like that is where I will be going from now on.

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