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I'd like some advice on a new idea. I want to be LMC

With the weekend fast approaching I wanted to use you guys as a sounding board. With my reduced drug intake after the whole waking up in an alley wearing only my boxers, and those on my head, thing I've decided to come up with new ways of enjoying myself.

I was watching some audition porn and decided I'd try to film some I'm going to try to recruit sluts that want to be back up dancers for my new rap group. I don't want to waste time being a good rapper but I'll make up some bullshit lyrics. Maybe I'll run some by you guys.

But the fun part is going to be convincing the back up dancers to strip and suck my dick and fuck and let me cum on their face while my assistant films them for an audition tape. My idea is to then throw five or six Benjamins at them while they still have cum on their face, just to see their expression.

The big question is how much energy I should put into my rapper persona. I'm going to call myself LMC and wear a track suit. I was debating whether I should wear blackface just to fuck with the sluts. What do you guys think?

As usual, real answers only. No busted down bullshit from 50-year olds that live in their mommy's basement and fantasize about "someday touching a boob". You know who you are.